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Theatrical Thrills

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The audience, I have found, is the biggest annoyance about going to the theatre.

 

My last visit was to see The Phantom of the Opera, and so, after a traffic jam on the Oxford Tube, and a mad dash on the bus, I arrived at Her Majesty’s Theatre praying that nothing else would go wrong.

Wishful thinking. I had the displeasure of being seated next to a foreign couple that, despite being pointedly asked to shut up in their own language (Spanish as it happens. Yes I speak Spanish. Look at me go, putting my degree into practice), spent the entire performance asking who was doing what, where and why. Yet this was not the only ambient noise accompanying the musical acts. Oh no, I was also treated to the melodious sound of munching.

Overpriced ice creams sold during the interval were all I used to buy at the theatre. Now, though, it seems like the theatre has become the cinema, where people feel the need to eat their own body weight in junk food during the show- much to the annoyance of everyone else. The icing on the cake, no pun intended, was the sudden drenching of my boyfriend by a glass of wine treacherously balanced by a rather sloshed Essex girl behind us, prompting incessant giggling throughout the duration of the next scene. Admittedly I thought it was hilarious. He disagreed. Damply.

When I could see round the heads of the people in front of me, who were hanging over the balcony railings like their lives depended on it (rather than were threatened by it), the show was spectacular. Mind you, I was so slow that my companion had to point out where the phantom was appearing on the set, as I was often looking in the completely wrong direction owing to the distractions provided by my fellow theatre-goers. That’s what I claim, anyway.

As a struggling student, I rarely have the opportunity to go to the theatre these days. Admittedly the Odeon suits my budget more, yet despite my whinging, I have come to the conclusion that if the show is enjoyed (as mine was, immensely) then the overpriced tickets suddenly don’t seem to be an issue. Just about. Plus, it still beats the cinema as a special night out, something which the slightly sticky, slightly mass- produced atmosphere of the cinema cannot hope to touch. The theatre has character and privavcy.

If ONLY no one else would turn up!

Mission Accomplished?

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Two weeks ago, James Norrie wrote a comment piece comparing the Parisian student rebels of 1968 to their presumably apathetic and politically disengaged British counterparts in 2008. But what are the French themselves doing during the 40th anniversary of the student revolts?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walking through a Latin Quarter swarming with tourists and bouquinistes, it is hard to imagine the violent scenes that took place here in May 1968. The French seem to have forgotten that millions of them marched against the establishment. Perhaps they have taken a leaf out of our book under the new Sarkozy government.

 

If you’re a bit rusty on your French history, let me enlighten you. On March 22, 1968, a group of students led by Daniel Cohn-Bendit carried out a seemingly innocuous protest in the Parisian suburb of Nanterre following the arrest of five students campaigning against the Vietnam war. This would escalate into the monumental movement that saw the shutdown of universities, the biggest workers’ strike of the century, and the eventual downfall of General de Gaulle.

 

Slogans such as the infamous il est interdit d’interdire covered the walls of the city. Eventually, students worldwide engaged manu militari against a stagnant society born of the aftermath of the Second World War, unease over the Algerian War, and the antagonism between youth culture and conservative mores.

 

Nowadays, what makes la une is Sarkozy’s latest gaffe, whether it be his texting during an audience with the Pope, his pleas to his ex-wife posted on the Internet, or the latest outfit that betrays his belief that he is actually Al Pacino in The Godfather. His je-m’en-foutisme, possibly stemming from a short-man-dictator-syndrome, is incredibly amusing, but slightly worrying in a country that prides itself on the spirit of revolution and individualism.

 

During the transport strike in November last year, polls showed for the first time that the majority of people supported the government rather than the strikers. Increasingly, the French are starting to sympathise with those of British sensibilities who view strikes as an effrontery to the stiff-upper-lip school of thought. ‘It is difficult to care about politics,’ says Bruno Veron, a second-year musicologist at the Sorbonne. ‘It’s all one long Big Brother episode. Politicians are celebrities and it’s only about image now. It’s disgusting.’ French students, once renowned for their political engagement, seem to have been put off by the new brand of Hello! Politics.

And it’s not as if French students have nothing to protest about. Merely to get a temporary post, virtually all of them are subjected to a typically poorly-paid internship related to their studies which amounts to near exploitation. And most have to do several of these even after graduation (sometimes in different sectors within the same company) before they are eventually hired. Consequently, they are forced to live with their parents until well after the embarrassing age of twenty-five.

 

I don’t know about you, but this doesn’t sound like my cup of tea, or, for that matter, anything like the idea of ‘liberté’ held so sacrosanct in the French constitution. A good number of Frenchmen and Frenchwomen head across the channel to London to find jobs, or else struggle for years before they get the golden ticket of a CDI (contrat de durée indeterminé). Add to that the fact that degrees in France are incredibly career-based and one is left with very few options in the job sector.

 

We should thank our lucky stars that we are free to choose relatively ‘useless’ subjects such as History and still become lawyers at the end. In a country with a red tape preoccupation bordering on fetishism, if you don’t have x qualification then you can’t get y job. So why are French students not building barricades on the Boulevard St. Michel?

 

Ironically, it was the events of May ’68 that led to this impasse in the students’ situation. In the aftermath of the uprisings, universities suffered from a political backlash. ‘The right did everything in their power to curb the autonomy of public universities such as the Sorbonne,’ says Régis Michel, head curator at the Louvre and visiting lecturer in Political Philosophy and Art at Northwestern University and UCL. ‘The grandes écoles [private establishments such as ENA or HEC] were encouraged to counter mutinous tendencies in leftist centres. We might well say the right succeeded, as the public education system is now in tatters.’

 

In spite of this hiatus in academia and political engagement, there is still hope for change. Interestingly enough, the depressed situation in French education is remarkably similar to the conditions pre-May 1968. Historians recognise the difficulty of pinpointing the causes of the uprising, precisely because it sprung from a general malaise amongst students due to differing factors.

 

‘The soixante-huitards felt like they had no real place in society. Above all, they had an overwhelming desire to change the world and to destroy the old values of the time,’ continues Régis Michel. Daniel Cohn-Bendit himself stated in an interview after the movement of March 22nd that students did not want to become the ‘cadres of tomorrow’ – a clear declaration of their refusal to be shoe-horned into nine-to-five jobs for the sake of it. Ten points if you spot the similarities with the status quo today. If Sarkozy continues to plummet in the opinion polls and ignores the ever more restricted opportunities for students, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was trouble down the line.

To be fair, French students do have one thing going for them: the vast majority do not pay tuition fees. At most, they pay about 100EU a year to cover administration costs – a mere pittance. What about les rosbifs? Doing countless internships isn’t obligatory, but we all know we’ll be about £12,000 out of pocket when we graduate. At least.

 

A thousand students or so demonstrated in London a few years back. But in reality, the lack of political engagement on the student level is, frankly, embarrassing. We can all play political parties at the various student associations at Oxford, but what about real involvement? Granted, Gordon Brown and George Osborne are about as inspiring as stick insects on valium, but George Pompidou wasn’t that much better, and we shouldn’t let ourselves be outdone by the French!

In May ‘68, students of our age assumed very real political responsibilities, and not just in France. There were also widespread protests in Belgium, Germany, Poland, Brazil, Czechoslovakia and Mexico, where 300 students were killed in the Tlatelolco Massacre before the Olympic Games. Students took to the streets to make their voices heard, and they were. Can we really say the same?

 

Given that the movement began with a small protest against the Vietnam War, it must be said there is something commendable about French conviction, whatever one’s views on strikes and protests. Better that than our own blasé attitude towards current events. And from what I hear, there is little sympathy among British students for the Iraq War. Perhaps we should take a leaf out of the Frenchman’s book, instead of sitting around discussing it over a pint in the KA.

When art meets advertising

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Walking through Ephesus several years ago, a tour guide drew my attention to a dash of colour on the wall of a street corner. In blood red, hardly faded after thousands of years, I saw a small hand-print with a Greek inscription underneath. The rough translation: ‘come to our house for woman as beautiful as princess,’ was an ancient equivalent to the cards that call-girls post in telephone booths nowadays. It struck me then that twinned with the oldest profession was another occupation of striking venerability: the ad-man.

Of course, advertising has come a long way since crude graffiti was daubed on city walls. In fact, the ad-man’s ability to adapt to new technology has been impressive. Advertising started on its path to becoming a major industry with advent of the printing press, firstly with handbills and then posters. This also saw the concerns about its negative impact with the proliferation of adverts for quack cures. In 1836 the French newspaper La Presse pioneered paid advertising in newspapers, something the rest of European publishing was quick to pick up on.

The next leap forward came with radio. Although government took control of the airwaves early on in this country, the US took a different route. Early radio and TV shows like the US Steel Hour blurred the line between content and ads, slowly giving way to multiple sponsors in smaller sections; ‘commercials’. Television gave this a new sophistication as products fought for attention from increasingly jaded viewers. In 2006 a PricewaterhouseCoopers report estimated a worldwide value of £197 billion yearly, more than twice the NHS budget. Today we’re in the midst of the next technological revolution for advertising, as the Internet opens up new horizons of possibility and advertisers strain ever harder to reach their consumers.

While the poetic content of that Ephesian whorehouse advert may have been fairly low, the link between advertising and the arts is historically strong. In the nineteenth century department stores hired acrobats and clowns, and theatres carried adverts painted onto their stage curtains. Early twentieth century commercial illustrations have seen a resurgence in modern art and fashion. The bright colours and rosy cheeks of these  magazine ads have become an artistic style in themselves. Sometimes designs have  been copied, taken out of their commercial context and used for other purposes, like images of fifties housewives re-captioned to become emblems of feminine assertiveness. Elsewhere these styles can be reinterpreted in new work – the cover of last term’s etcetera, for example.

Advertising and the arts have brushed cheeks in the music industry too. Since the De Long Hook and Eye Co commissioned composers to put adverts to music in 1891, the jingle has been a ubiquitous part of our culture. The rock ‘n’ roll generation tried to reject this kind of commercialization, but right from the beginning their attempt was doomed. The Troggs, Marvin Gaye, The Supremes, Ray Charles and Otis Reading were among the artists who recorded Coca Cola commercials in the sixties, a practice so common it prompted the 1967 album The Who Sell Out, which interspersed real tracks with faux jingles. Part of the irony of the record was that The Who were themselves recording commercials at the time, and their faux adverts landed them in legal trouble from the companies they satirized.

Modern artists are frequently criticized for selling out when they allow their songs to be played behind commercials. But tell me I’m not the only person who was introduced to The Only Ones after watching those Vodafone ads? I’m sure the band wasn’t complaining – it sparked a whole new tour for the ageing punks. Film too has been consistently enmeshed with advertising – look at the way we pay for those classic adverts as posters, when once publications were paid to include them.

Film is particularly notable in this area for the use of ‘embedded advertising’, known as ‘product placement’ to you and me. Ironically one of the best known examples of product-placement, The Italian Job, wasn’t really anything of the kind. The maker of the Mini, BNC, was unconvinced by the project and the film’s makers had to buy most of the Minis they used. Fiat meanwhile grasped the potential immediately and provided as many cars as the filmmakers wanted – all the more amusing given far their cars were overshadowed by the tiny British vehicles. With The Truman Show, the topic of product-placement itself provided the material for a film of quality.

But just how much has advertising contributed to the arts? Are these examples of fruitful commercial cross-pollination anything more than scraps, morsels of beauty in a morass of mediocrity? Might it be the case that the corrosive influence which commerce has exercised through advertising is a baleful pull far greater than the positive push it has given?

After all, what exactly has advertising contributed to the world? 90’s ad-man Paul McManus described the industry as ‘all about understanding. Understanding of the brand, the product or the service being offered and understanding of the people (their hopes and fears and needs) who are going to interact with it’. However, this attempt to describe adverts as contributing to the sum of human intelligence is and the body of human knowledge is clearly unfounded. The best that could be said would be that publicists are informative, telling people about products they were previously unaware of and might find useful.

Even this is hard to swallow; for adverts do not tap into demand, they create it. This became clear during the debate over the ban on tobacco advertising. Tobacco lobbyists argued that cigarette advertising didn’t force anyone to take up smoking who would not have done so in any case. The (successful) advocates of the ban countered that statistical and psychological evidence clearly showed the impact of advertisements, and in any case, they asserted, companies would not care so much about the issue if advertising didn’t really work.

Advertisements fit into the economic category of deadweight loss: firms invest so heavily in advertising more to keep up with their rivals than for any inherent gain. It’s like when everyone starts standing up in the seating section of a rock concert: it would be in everyone’s best interest to reconnect backsides to seats, but once one person stands the rest have to follow suit.

From an artistic point of view perhaps the most corrosive effect of advertising is to devalue the creative effort: the prostitution of so many creative minds in intellectual projects they clearly do not believe in. The very principle that abstract ideas are meaningful could be at stake. This is what excised George Orwell most of all in his satire Keep The Aspidistra Flying, which contains that wonderful statement:‘advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket’.

What then, of the cultural fruits of advertising described earlier? And if no self-respecting artist would accept such work, then how should societies pay for their art?

For the majority of European history, the best way for artists to earn a living has been some form of patronage. Shakespeare, Beethoven and Michelangelo were maintained principally through the generosity of powerful individuals. And though it may be nice to imagine these patrons as disinterested connoisseurs, it would be dishonest to do so. Their motives lay in the display of wealth, power and taste. In their own way these artists were advertisers too, for the glory of single men rather than the quality of commercial products.

Today, most people would think of art as being primarily financed by its consumers. Since the time of Alexander Pope, the first great English writer to live from the profits of the public, this has become standard practice. Yet critics continue to traduce the popular and promote the obscure. Is it a hidden aristocratic urge that causes this? Or is it a recognition that artistic endeavurour is inevitably corrupted by capitalism?

The record for government-sponsored art is not much better. Whether stuffing struggling turkeys like the Millennium Dome, limiting the freedom of thought which is necessary for great art as twentieth century totalitarians often did, or spending millions on elite-culture painting and sculpture while others go homeless or starving, culture has rarely prospered under state control. I was certainly grateful when one of Blair’s first acts was making museum entrance free, but there’s an implicit snobbery in subsiding ‘high’ culture rather than pop culture that’s never sat right with me.

In all these criticisms, contemporary thought is heavily influenced by the Romantic ideal of the Artist as a special kind of human being. Perhaps thinking about how art is financed is the wrong way to go about the issue; true art is created not for money, but for the sheer joy of creation. This would be a nicely naive idea, but it isn’t really sustainable. It may work for those wealthy enough or committed enough to live the bohemian life, but the rest of us have got to make ends meet. For every artist who creates as an unavoidable part of life, there are plenty more who work for the money or would be forced to move into some kind of paid career without it. Advertising, perhaps.

Advertising is an unrequested, unwanted intrusion into mental and aesthetic space. Banksy calls it ‘brandalism’. Graffiti is considered a selfish act of anti-social behaviour; what, then is advertising? It would seem logical for advertising to be curtailed somehow, yet we have come to accept that our eyes are subjected to billboards without consent or recompense. On the Thames waterfront, for instance, advertisements are banned – a special exception had to be made for the OXO Tower. In 1987 Florida enacted an advertisement-tax, only to be repealed after six months when companies withdrew planned conventions and caused massive losses in tourism revenue for the state.

At the same time, we should not have too parochial an idea of what art is. Art, Advertising and Propaganda are disciplines with blurred boundaries. Every artist has an agenda and an economic context. It would be foolish to deny the creations of beauty we sometimes get through advertising. It is a key part of our culture, whether we like it or not. In the words of Frederick Pohl;
‘Advertising reaches out to touch the fantasy part of people’s lives. And you know, most people’s fantasies are pretty sad.’

Isis party tonight / Isis review

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2008tt1isis.jpgAldate is somewhat averse, in a personal capacity at least, to arty-farty illustrated glossies.  Nonetheless, it would be unfair to leave the new editors’ first effort unmarked.

 

So first, please offer your thoughts on the new issue of Isis in the comments below.  Aldate is sure you will have many enlightening points to make without drawing gratuitous attention to ex-editor/current editor romance. 

 

Second, help keep OSPL afloat by attending the Isis launch party at Baby Love Bar, 9pm.  £1 entry means even the editors of the OUSU Access Guide can get in.

 

Oh, and there will be music from the Action Station DJs to drown out conversation from Isis types.{nomultithumb}

Cherwell vs OxStu: Issue 4

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OxStu

Stu had the better story on the front page, but for some bemusing reason drowned it out with a local-press-style picture of someone enjoying themselves.  As Lord Northcliffe said, "News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising."  More space was given to what is effectively an ad than to a decent bit of FoI’ing.  And the copy was strong, too, at least until the "unacceptably dirty" tin opener was brought into the equation.

Congratulations nonetheless to Miss Buky-Webster: the copy was strong through pages 6-7 too (use of "invite" as a noun aside).  One thing stops this from being a home run: the pisspoor design of the focus pages.  Just kill that template, now.  Inset boxes are meant to hook people into the main copy, but aren’t very good if they’re drowning amongst other copy – colour signposting would be good.  The picture was mediocre – maybe push the boat out with a diagram?  And a key element of an infobox is good info. Corpus Christ?  Harris?  Manchester?

Obviously, the journalism is the most important part and is a resounding success in this case.  But a newspaper is a product and it’s about time the Stu realised that design is as much part of the journalistic process (getting the message across) as writing headlines.

Other StuNews:
2 – yep
3 – a tragic incident, but 3?
4 – yep
5 – Yawnion filler, interesting figures though. Cherwell chose to Evelyn this, so dull is debating society politics. Slightly overegging a 15 minute incident at the SSL.
7 – yep
8 – woah, what do you mean there’s no more news?

Other StuBits:
13-15 – really strong feature
Sport – p34 just looks like The Times 100 years ago.  Stop centring headlines; they look ridiculous.

Oh, and what’s more embarrassing:
a) Printing OxFood twice?
b) Printing OxFood twice, having puffed a (strong-looking) feature that should have gone on one of those pages on the arts FP?
c) Printing OxFood twice within pages of an advert about eating disorders?
d) All of the above?

 

 

Cherwell

Well there’s a tricolon you can’t turn down.  Drugs, clubs and sex on the beach.  You might cringe at the Victorianesque indignation, but as is made clear in the standfirst, these are educational travel grants – money that could be spent, for example, on bursaries or scholarships.

Anonymous quotes seem a bit weak next to council figures, but the story seems to have elicited plenty of lunch table interest ("I’m so getting a travel grant" and other predictable banter).

The FP also marked a welcome departure from normal front page design, while avoiding Independent-style guff.  That said, Aldate implores the editors not to make a habit of this technique.  Nor, indeed, of putting fat people on p1.

Incidentally, guess which Cherwell editor submitted his (honest and sincere) application for a travel grant on the day the paper came out?

Infested kitchens aside, Cherwell had a strong(er?) news week, full of sex pests, JCR betting banter, Wadham allegations and a transparent graph that looks like a college’s annual report.

Oona King vs Widdecombe – who’s the leftie paper now?

20 – A strong fashion piece of fashion writing. Don’t see that often.
Sport – really strong week.

Your verdict needed on:
– the above
– same centerspread, different executions
– fashion

Mr Scruff @ Carling Academy, Thursday 8th May

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Speaking of which, at the back of the room was the real tea. A stall illuminated by fairy lights was selling Scruff’s own brand of tea, along with posters and pictures. It illustrated the very relaxed atmosphere of the gig. This was enhanced by the fact that the audience was not at all frenetic, with plenty of room to dance, wander or just watch. What was most apparent from a scan of the audience was that people had come because they really adore Mr Scruff.   

 

Mr Scruff played a lengthy gig, from 9 till 2am. At no point however did the set seem monotonous. There was a constant feeling of anticipation and excitement. This was perfectly epitomised as the set ended. Scruff left the stage to a much disappointed audience. A moment’s pause and then "Want more?" flashed up on the screens. Scruff returned for an incredible encore – a remix of Madness’ It Must be Love. To top it all off, Scruff then came down to meet and greet the crowd, despite having played a 5 hour set.

 


All in all, Mr Scruff serves up the tastiest blend of smooth jazz, crunchy hip hop, and inventive concoctions (and his tea’s not half bad either).


US students angry at study programs

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American students paying up to $50,000 per year to study at Oxford have accused third-party study abroad programmes who work with the University of charging excessively high fees.

Almost all American students studying in Oxford apply via a third-party study abroad provider. Such providers act as middlemen between North American university students and Oxford University, but charge extensive fees for the services they offer.

While students may apply independently directly to Oxford University, many claim to be unaware of this, while others say that their American university only gives credit if they apply through a third-party program.

Programmes such as the Institute For Study Abroad – Butler University, the Oxford Study Abroad Programme (OSAP), the Washington International Studies Council (WISC), Oxford Programme for Undergraduate Studies (OPUS), and Arcadia University Center for Study Abroad, accept student applications and help Oxford colleges in their selection process by recommending students.

IFSA-Butler, WISC and OSAP, and others all claim to offer the most comprehensive services, including an orientation program, weekend excursions to London and historic sights like Stratford-upon-Avon, medical insurance, and organised free dinners.
However, these services come at a price. OSAP charges students $50,700 per year for its scheme, while Arcadia charges $47,520 per year.

Jonathan Salik, a student from Amherst College in Massachusetts studying at St. Catherine’s through the Butler program for Hilary and Trinity terms, criticised the programme. He said, “At Amherst I pay $42,000 a year, including tuition, room and board, and a meal plan. However, at Oxford, my parents had to pay $37,000 for just tuition and a room and board for two terms, which is equivalent to half-a-year at Amherst.”

Michael Palbot, academic director of WISC and OSAP programs, defended the high prices that these programmes charge.
He said, “we are higher in cost because of the rent of our office and the staffing, in addition to the various services we offer.”

Palbot also denied accusations that the company was exploiting students through the high fees. He added, “we are a private company whose goal is not to make a profit, but to focus on providing American university students an opportunity to study at Oxford.”

Students suggested that the services provided by third-party companies were not adequate for the large sums involved. Salik said, “It pretty much cost me an additional $15,000 to pay for Butler’s ‘services’ like the weekend trips to London that are so inconveniently planned for students at Oxford.

“These trips require us to be at London at 9 in the morning to catch the tour bus. With a hectic workload, it is an actual inconvenience to have to wake up at 6 in the morning and pay the extra Oxford Tube fare to get into London. We get a ‘free’ dinner at Pizza Express each term, but is the food really worth it when I’m paying $15,000 extra?”

Jameson Williams, a student from Lehigh University in Pennsylvania, agreed that the travel options laid on by third-party companies are ill-suited to the needs of students studying at Oxford. Williams said, “There is unneeded fluff that leeches your cash from your parents’ wallets. Many of the travel programs are based out of London and it costs extra money and time to even get to London.”

Given the high cost of the services, many students say they regret applying via third-party progammes. Salik, who applied through the Butler program, said, “I did not know about the option of applying to colleges or to the Oxford Admissions Office directly. Had I known about these options then I would have saved so much more.”

Keith Farrell, a student from Connecticut College, echoed these sentiments. He said, “I only used Butler because my home university forced me to, but if I had other options I definitely would have chosen to apply directly to the college of my choice, as opposed to going through these study abroad programmes.”

Other students feared that they wouldn’t get credits for their time in Oxford if they didn’t apply through a programme, rather than directly to Oxford University.

Dave Carper, a visiting student at Hertford College from Case Western University, said he was told that credits for his work in Oxford would only be acknowledged if he applied through the Butler program. Carper said, “I went to go to a study abroad official to talk about my options for going to Oxford and she pretty much told me that she wants me to apply through Butler because it cuts down her paperwork.

“I only used Butler because my home university forced me to, but if I had other options, I definitely would have chosen to apply directly to the college of my choice, as opposed to going through these study abroad programmes.”

Hayley Mirek, a student from George Washington University reading English and History of Art criticised the Butler programme, saying, “I don’t think we’re getting much out of it.”

College authorities have defended their use of third-party programmes. Visiting Students Administrator at St. Catherine’s College, Helen Alexander, said that the college associates with third-party study abroad providers because of their reliability.

“For the college it’s better to have students come through the third party because it cuts down on my paperwork and paperwork for students’ home universities.” She did, however, question whether third party providers do actually benefit students. She described it as “just entirely up to the student”.

Naomi Freud, Director of Studies for Visiting Students at St Catz, added that student participation in study-abroad programmes was not taken lightly. She said, “programmes like Butler give students some more people that they could talk to, when they need to. They also have someone to talk to in the U.S. as opposed to having to constantly talking to directors like myself.”

She added, “I think parents who are most of the students’ financial source would prefer having students go abroad through a service that provides their children with another safety net, so to speak.

“Visiting students are a vital part of college life. The contribution that I’ve seen is the vitality they bring with them.
“It’s not that our students don’t have that vitality, but visiting students coming for say a term, coming from another place can be a good catalyst for our students.”

Magdalen refuses chicken rep

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Magdalen JCR has been thwarted in its attempts to bring in a chicken rep to look after its College fowl.

The motion had proposed to allocate £290 towards the upkeep of Magdalen’s chickens, out of concern for the creatures since students have taken to smuggling them into College property. It had been proposed by Josh Rhodes in response to the actions of three students, who had taken the hens onto College property to hide them, but were discovered when one fell off the roof.

The students, Matthew Shribman, Henry Waite and Hugh Simpson smuggled the hens onto a roof of a building that they had secret access to and took turns to look after them. However, the porters decided to confiscate them after the Dean of Arts was alerted to their presence.

Simpson said that he decided to take the chickens under his wing because, “It would be quite nice to have pets of some form, and people had complained about the College’s use of battery farmed eggs. The idea was to respond to both issues by getting pets that would provide us with delicious free-range eggs.”

However the Dean of Arts, Rob Gilbert, allowed the chickens to stay and Simpson praised the actions of the College. He said, “The College responded pretty well to discovering that the chickens were on the roof.

“Both the Junior and Senior Deans seemed quite enamoured with the chickens, and seemed impressed with the effort that had been required to put the chickens up there in the first place. To their credit, they did try and make it work – but the run which was built to house them after the chickens were moved off our roof was only suitable as a temporary structure.”

Many students had hoped that Sunday’s motion would be the first step in establishing a permanent infrastructure allowing the hens to become a feature of Magdalen College.

However as the Dean of Arts has reported, “It became clear from an early stage in the process that the ongoing commitment of the student body in general to maintenance of hens within the College was critical to the development of a workable long-term plan… the JCR felt unable to make such a commitment.”

The chickens have been found a new home outside Oxford and will be moved this week.