The St Hilda’s JCR has passed a motion to hold a referendum on the issue of the college remaining single sex. The motion passed with 40 votes for and no objections.After the referendum has been held, Ailbhe Menton, St Hilda’s JCR President, who sits at all “Agenda A’ Governing Body meetings, will use the result to represent the interests of the JCR. The move is a pre-emptive response to the pending publication by the Governing Body of a report titled “St Hilda’s and the 21st Century; a Strategic Report.” The document, which will be distributed to students at the college, discusses the advantages and disadvantages of admitting men to St Hilda’s. In addition, it emerged that the Governing Body has agreed to “build a consensus towards going mixed.”Menton proposed the referendum to ensure that the opinions of undergraduates at St Hilda’s are taken into account by the Governing Body. Menton said, “The last vote was held in Hilary 2003 and those are the views that I’m currently representing. My motivation behind holding a referendum is that I want to represent the views of current students.” Before the JCR referendum can be held, at least 50 of St Hilda’s 419 undergraduates must sign a petition in favour of the vote. During the weeks running up to the referendum a series of “information forums” will be held. The forums will present different perspectives on the admissions policy debate, so as to better inform the students’ decisions. The Principle of St Hilda’s, Lady English, issued a statement saying, “The Governing Body of St Hilda’s reconsiders the single-sex status of the college periodically, as part of its planning process. There are no immediate plans for a vote on the matter.” The last JCR referendum on the status of St Hilda’s was in 7th week of Hilary Term 2003. (57% against going mixed, 43% for.) The 2003 Governing Body vote which followed was understood to be just one vote short of the two-thirds majority needed to decide to admit men.The Governing Body will be under no obligation to act upon the findings of the JCR referendum, yet students voiced concerns during the debate of the motion in Monday’s meeting that the result, if in favour of accepeting males, may be used as a ‘weapon’ to fast-track a co-educational policy. This view was largely formed as the last Governing Body vote was very close, making the JCR opinion potentially highly influencial.College authorities in support of the transition believe that going mixed would solve difficulties in recruiting staff, as well as improve the college’s financial and academic performance. St Hilda’s was placed 23rd out of 30 colleges in this year’s Norrington Table, having moved up seven places from last year. Opinion among the student body is divided. Anna Tierney, a second year at St Hilda’s, said, “University is meant to prepare you for life in the real world. We need men.” However, Georgina Edwards, Entz Rep for the JCR, said, “This won’t just affect Hilda’s; the University’s male to female ratio is already skewed enough – Oxford doesn’t need more men.”“I don’t care if they have testicles, I just want friends,” said Tamsin Chislett, a second year at the college.In 1986, Oriel became the final all-male college to accept women and Somerville remained single sex until 1992 when the decision was made to become mixed. University figures across all colleges show a very close male/female ratio, although individual colleges contain some imbalances. For example, in Balliol college, 36% of undergraduate first years are female, just 43 out of 118.ARCHIVE: 1st week MT 2005
Mistaken identity
The fast train from Paddington allows those not fortunate enough to inhabit our world to get close enough to peer in. They ingest voraciously from guidebooks entitled ‘Oxford: ville universitaire’, or ‘Oxford in a day’, in order to attempt an understanding of what it is that makes this institution the most famous seat of learning in the world. One would hope that they were being fed what we consider to be the realities of our world, but overhearing their conversations can be a little unsettling, particularly if we are inclined to associate ourselves closely with Oxford and its reputation. A well-built American applying to the Said business school could recently be heard agonising about whether or not he should mention his strongly Republican views. Meanwhile a French couple discussed Iraq, hypothesising as to whether it was in Oxford that they might find the roots of Britain’s conservative foreign policies. The Oxford of today chases political correctness with the enthusiasm of a New Labour apparatchik, with OUSU and the university itself emphasising equal opportunities this and diversity that. And rightly so. One would be hard pressed to find a dissenter against the relatively simple concept that a university, like our society, is a wonderfully broad church. Wandering the halls of the Exam Schools during freshers’ fair one was confronted with a menagerie of interests ranging from the occasionally offensive (OUCA), to the possibly battering (Tai Kwan Do). It is, in a sense, heartening to find us being accused of all things, at least in the place of one. Perhaps it allows us the opportunity to really feel part of this place, whatever and whoever we are, but in hoping that outsiders see the realities of our world, one would imagine that we had some vague concept of what that world really is. Therein lies the problem, for as we diversify, it is difficult to argue that we do not also dilute. Clearly the national press, as it constantly searches for stories to perpetuate myths that the general public enjoy, has little interest in portraying Oxford as a modern university, and while we can rant and rail at this cliche, who can really blame them? Who wants to talk about an Oxford that is Warwick with tutorials; maybe embracing our past isn’t such a bad idea after all. At least then we would know where we stand. In the 19th century, Oxford was inextricably associated with the conservative elite, and while it would be harsh conjecture to impose such a reputation upon all members of the University at the time, it was certainly something to hold on to.There is no doubt that we continue to turn out the great and the good, from Blair to Clinton, or even Thatcher and Murdoch, but no longer do they fit a certain mould. One of our most famous sons, Gladstone, dominated this university as president of the Union and a decorated scholar, and became its MP for a period in the mid-19th century. But by the time he became a Liberal Prime Minister, he had deserted those views which he held so strongly as he left Oxford. It had taken the real world to make him what he really was. It is unlikely that such a transition could be so marked today, leaving us wondering whether, with the erosion of whatever identity this place had, we leave with anything more than merely an education.ARCHIVE: 1st week MT 2005
Charitable superpowers get it wrong
Jeffery Sachs, who spoke at the Oxford Union on Sunday, is the intellectual guru of the ‘Drop the Debt’ campaign and the world’s most famous development economist. He began his career as a hard-line free marketeer. As an advisor to Boris Yeltsin’s government in the early nineties he was responsible for the introduction of the disastrous “shock-therapy” of instant deregulation and privatisation which sent the Russian economy into freefall. A market Bolshevik no longer, Sachs has since turned his attention to Africa and the elimination of global extreme poverty within twenty years through a combination of debt relief, increased aid, and trade reform. For Sachs, democracy is not a part of this equation. He states bluntly in his new book, The End of Poverty, that “the links from democracy to economic performance are relatively weak” and that “the charge of authoritarian rule as a basic obstacle to good governance in Africa is pass”. Sachs’ fondness for railing against the neo-liberal “Washington Consensus” and the Bush administration might thus be explained by an enthusiasm for an earlier Republican ideologue, Henry Kissinger. Kissinger, who would be brought to the Hague on charges of war crimes if the US ever signed up to the International Criminal Court, did not care about democracy either. For Kissinger, monstrous dictators like Pinochet, Mobutu, Amin, and Papa Doc Duvalier may have been “bastards” but it didn’t matter because they were “our bastards”. Sachs, and his bleeding heart fellow travellers Blair, Bono and Bob Geldof, have their own set of “bastards”: rulers like Meles Zenawi of Ethiopia, Olusegun Obasanjo of Nigeria and Paul Kagame of Rwanda. None of these have been fairly elected and all are pumped full of praise and aid by Britain and the US. Until recently, Yoweri Museveni of Uganda would have been on this list. His attempts to rid Uganda of condoms no doubt still ingratiate him with the Americans. But now that he has decided to turn twenty years of dictatorial rule into a life presidency, he has been mildly rebuked. At the launch of the Commission for Africa report in Addis Ababa in March, Geldof declared, “Get a grip Museveni – your time is up, go away”. He has since apologised. Sitting alongside Geldof was fellow Commission member, Zenawi, who was returned to office in May courtesy of a rigged election. His security forces mowed down dozens who had the temerity to protest. These men are just the West’s presentable allies. In blatant contradiction with its avowed wish to see democracy flourish the world over, Washington embraces the vile dictator, Obiang Mbasago, of oil-rich Equatorial Guinea. Jacques Chirac, who wants to slap a fiver on every plane ticket to fund poverty reduction, described the brutal Gnassingbe Eyadema, deceased President of Togo, as a “personal friend” when he died in February after 38 years in charge. This may have been related to Eyadema’s generous funding of French political parties and the benevolence shown to individual French politicians who happened to be passing through his palace. Eyadema could afford this because he had amassed a fortune believed to be in the region of $3 billion; that is thrice Togo’s annual GNP.The example illustrates why Sachs’ view that dictatorship is no bar to economic development is false. The reason Africa is so poor is that kleptocratic dictators and elites, often with Western connivance, have looted their own countries. They are also inclined to be incompetent. The simple virtue of democracy is that it allows people to get rid of bad governments peacefully. The number of functioning democracies in Africa can be counted on two hands. Among them are Africa’s most prosperous and stable states: South Africa, Botswana, Namibia, Senegal, Ghana, Benin and the Cape Verde islands. Sachs regards China as an example of how a ruthless dictatorship can prosper. However, he admits in The End of Poverty that poverty has increased in rural areas there because of the abandonment of the public health system. A democratic government would never have been able to disregard public welfare so heartlessly. The triumvirate of Sachs, Bono, and Geldof is immensely powerful. Able to influence both governments and public opinion, they are right to attempt to combine high-level lobbying with mass politics. It is thus dismaying that such potential for real change has been squandered on fringe issues in the war on poverty. The only reason debt is a problem is that the money was stolen and dissipated. The torrent of criticism directed against them for endorsing the status quo of Western power is similarly misguided. It is the very Western status quo of democracy and human rights which is lacking in Africa. More than any amount of charity, this is how to make poverty history. ARCHIVE: 1st week MT 2005
Eat
Where: Quod
Why: The billboards propped either side of the entrance declare Quod to be the place for any celebration or group meal. Located on the High Street, Quod is certainly bustling. So reservations would be advisable, apart from on Saturday where it’s a free-for-all between aging parents and those societies who consider themselves above a social at Jamal’s. Quod has become something of a mecca for society socials, offering a popular group deal which gives culinary free reign for only £15 a head. It is only if one ventures there without the safety of a group that prices extend beyond the bounds of the average student budget.The restaurant itself is pleasant enough with views of St Mary’s and All Soul’s, and a terrace out the back for those two days a year it’s actually warm enough to eat outside.Perhaps in an attempt to hide the interior, the lights were progressively dimmed, leading us to fear that we would be plunged into darkness at any minute. However the staff appeared competent at weaving through the gloom and were ever friendly and attentive, a change from staff who turn their noses up at the sight of students for fear that we are all measly tippers.
What to eat: What Quod describe as a “modern British menu” offers a relatively wide range of food, although poor on the vegetarian options – unless you like pizzas, but to be honest if you wanted pizzas, you would head to one of the many pizza places that do them better. Quod does however have an extensive wine list, most of which is slightly out of the average student budget but worth bearing in mind if the parents are coming up. Quod also does a nice range of cocktails, which are quite expensive but worth it if you are in the mood for classy pre-dinner/during-dinner/post-dinner (heck, any time of day) drinks.The fish cakes are definitely worth sampling, although a word of warning as far as the starters are concerned: the Arrabbiata is perhaps the spiciest known to man. The dessert menu is quite good, but if you’ve just had your tongue burnt off by the former course you might not be able to appreciate it.
Where to sit: Request the Red Room for private dining. Otherwise, you risk being clustered around small circular tables – if you don’t know members of your group well beforehand, you will by dessert.Overall, slightly overrated but if you are part of a big group looking for something a bit different from the student staples of pizza and pasta then Quod should be on your list.ARCHIVE: 1st week MT 2005
Figs, Figures and Figureheads
NONE OF us know what’s next in our own unique way – we share that. The
figs are stillborns that, one by one, are resigning in a rain of
bruised tears that rail in the air and rot on the grass. Their muffled
phuds punctuate the ringing calls of the funeral parlor informing me of
the latest additions to the bill. The sun is out and when its face is
pressed against mine I feel like I
am learning. I sit at my father’s desk watching his image wink back at me from the
reticent convex of one hundred and forty-four brass drawing pins. “Sometimes the future seeps into the present unexpectedly, like when
your toothpaste broke in your bag on the way to Sri Lanka.”
“But that
wasn’t my fault, was it Dad?”
“Not at all son.” Just as I am busy
thinking that the furniture could do with a shuffle – a bird the same
colour a thumb bleeds when it is drawn across crimson coral, beats its
wings through the open window and sinks its talons – bent yellow straws
– into the leather of his chair. Then another, a tawny fake emerald,
then another, a blinking computer screen, and then another. Finally a
large black crow mourned its way through the window and sa – a
fist of coal sanded down for better aerodynamics and belched an ominous
croak as if to lend some mortality to this Luftwaffe of colour. I sat
there curling my toes, half expectant and half aware that expectations,
by their very definition, are rarely met. The hand of an
environmentalist and then the rest of her, wrapped in red cotton check,
jeans and a tangle of biblical wire wool posted itself through the
window followed by boots coated in fig flesh. She was responsible for
this menagerie, this coup. She spun around and looked at me from two
slices of kiwi. The fourteen loo rolls she had been holding to her
breast spilled out. I recognised her as the same girl I stare at and
say nothing to as we wait for the number 37 bus. She gave an autumnal
shake and shed leaves of adrenalin.
“Sorry,” she stage whispered, “I am
being chased.”
“No respect for people’s property,” I said.
She bent
down to scoop up the loo rolls – her eyes fixed on me. She knew,
somehow, that my father and I used to pretend these little grey
cylinders were, in fact, telescopes. How could she know that? The left
corner of her top lip and the eyebrow on the same side of her face
raised up like they were attached to a string. If there was a puppeteer
– he was too high for me to see. “Your neighbour,” she righteously
indignated, “keeps those (she pointed to the birds with her elbow) in
these (she rifled me a gaze through a telescope) you’ve got something
in your teeth.” My lips hid my stones, a pillow between too much and an
imagination. I need a sentence. I always need a sentence. Her full-beam
headlights penetrate my dewy fog. I remember we have spent hours alone
and never before spoken. Suddenly there came a lucid thunderclap of a
noise from outside followed by two more. The SNAP, CRACKLE and POP of a
gun. “Pollock!” Came the halitosis of my neighbour Wallace Shanks out
of his broken-speaker-mouth. I walked onto the porch to behold a face
of grimacing gums standing next to a tree filled with slices of white
wedding cake. Beneath Wallace’s shadow lay the lifeless frame of an
orange parrot all laced with the pepper of a cartridge from his post
coital gun. “Where’s ye father? What’s he ave to say about ye
stealing?” he dribbled. I was about to explain why my father probably
wouldn’t have much to say about anything when a shock of white and
yellow go faster stripes flew past him and away, the seething man
squinted his warty lids and let off the gun for a fourth time in the
direction of the exotic flash – and my mother’s grave. The parrot
continued to minimise as Wallace sank to the ground with a flatulent
gasp. My mother’s headstone fell into two pieces as the man who had
split it choked on his own tongue and digested his own bullet. I winced
and watched as Wallace’s blood mingled with the flesh of my father’s
figs. “Give them a good roll and a squeeze before you bite, it draws
out the juices son,” but not always Dad. Before long she was suggesting
what to do, calmly. Calm is sexy. The absurdity of what I was doing
dissipated – like bubbles do when you rinse them off a plate. “What
else are we going to do? Stick an ornamental fishing rod in his hand,
give him a little red hat?” she said. And in the next minute Wallace’s
dirty toenails and clean feet were sticking out the side of the compost
heap my father and I had made five years before. A memory of his voice
reminded me to cover Wallace’s body in straw and chicken shit, that way
he’ll decompose quicker. “Will it turn into oil Dad?” “One day,” he
replied. The sun is baking me in tin foil.
Know your words before you
start fucking up. Execute kindness.
None of us know what’s next in our
own unique way – we share that.ARCHIVE: 1st week MT 2005
A very ordinary occupation
On nights spent lounging on the balcony with Maher and Nisreen, sipping
on mint tea, drawing apple-infused smoke through the nargila and
exchanging conversation – partly in my tentative Arabic – I find myself
forgetting entirely where I am. Where I am is Bait Sahour, in the
Israeli-occupied West Bank, but the adjective ‘occupied’ tends to lapse
from my consciousness with disturbing regularity. And it’s not as if
there’s a dearth of visual reminders; there’s the eight metre high
concrete monstrosity of the separation wall snaking its way through
Palestinian land; there are the Israeli soldiers lugging M16s around;
there are the illegal settlements with their thousands of houses, each
one a bland and soulless replica of every other; there are the
omnipresent checkpoints, erecting barriers between every point of note.I felt deeply unsettled the first time I saw an armed soldier – the
casual way in which he held his gun jarring with its sinister
potential. The first time I saw the wall, my eyes struggled to take in
its size and its ugliness. My first experience of being held up at a
checkpoint left me furious and frustrated with impatience. But
familiarity breeds desensitization. You begin to dissassociate: the
wall from the land it confiscates and the communities it splinters; the
soldiers’ presence from the humiliation of military occupation; the
settlements from how they appropriate and carve up another people’s
land. Words become devoid of any meaning deeper than their respective
OED definitions. A wall becomes just a wall, a settlement just a
settlement, a checkpoint just another checkpoint. The real tragedy of
occupation does not manifest itself in the visible but in the lives and
minds of the occupied; so as an outsider it is easy to be blinded to
the sorrows of occupation.
Moments of poignancy then take you by surprise. Tragedy slips easily
into what would otherwise be the most ordinary of dialogues and
situations: Maher interrupts the peace of an evening on his balcony to
recall a memory from the first intifada, when, aged 14, he was shot in
the leg with a rubber bullet, knocked unconscious and then beaten
because he threw a stone at a soldier. Manar’s tour of her university
takes in the auditorium, the faculties, the monument to students killed
by the Israeli army, and the view onto the hill from which the army
shelled buildings, as if each landmark were as run of the mill as the
others. My Arabic teacher oscillates between merry anecdotes of her
German students to tearful recollections of encounters with the army –
feeling “like a sheep” when she nervously crossed the checkpoint into
East Jerusalem, walking away from a soldier so he wouldn’t see her cry
when he came to inform her that the army had taken her land. The
parallel running of the trappings of a ‘normal’ life alongside the
misery of occupation is tragically expressive of the fact that here the
misery of occupation is normal life.
It wasn’t until I heard Amjad Rfaie (Director of the Social Development
Centre in New Aska Camp, Nablus) verbalise it that the meaning fully
resonated with me: “Everyone here has a sad story. Sometimes it’s a
small sad story, sometimes it’s a big one, but everybody has a sad
story”. The statement has since stood out in my mind for being eloquent
in its simplicity, yet ineffable in its implications: as an
international, you can never fully fathom the grief of a society
crumbling under the burden of 4 million sad stories, big and small. The
closest you can get is reading the stories, with all their layers of
meaning, as they unravel before you every day.
Like the 27th July 2005, when three houses in the village of Al-Khader
were demolished by the Israeli army. Last year Israel demolished the
homes of 1,471 families, mostly for “administrative” purposes. The
buildings in Al-Khader are being cleared because they are too close to
the settler bypass road; the army use the excuse that the residents do
not have a building permit. Whatever the reason the action is contrary
to international law: the Fourth Geneva Convention strictly prohibits
any destruction of property by the Occupying Power “except where such
destruction is rendered absolutely necessary by military operations”.
The day after the demolitions I journey to the ruins with a group of
internationals. By asking “ween?”(where?), while miming out destruction
to every villager we pass, we finally accumulate the directions to the
site of the demolitions and meander our way through Al-Khader to the
ill-fated destination. There we are confronted with the sprawling
concrete and metal corpse of the bulldozed homes. The houses have been
ripped out from their very foundations, bleeding a tangle of metal
arteries onto the earth.
Metres from this wreckage a newly homeless family sit on their
hurriedly salvaged furniture in the cooling shade of an olive tree. The
small children, who number twelve and one on its way, shyly eye their
international visitors with excited curiosity, immuned by the bliss of
youthful ignorance. The farmer and his two wives rest in near silence,
possibly reflecting, maybe contemplating, perhaps forcing off the
moment of realisation and the inevitable question, “What now?” Their
sombre tranquillity is momentarily broken when a settler decelerates
past the scene, orange anti-disengagement ribbon trailing from his
aerial, car horn blaring to signal out his glee.
In the face of the wretched combination of Israeli bureaucracy and
bulldozers I feel drained of every semblance of utility. Still, the
family thank us, in apples, for our solidarity, explaining that the
presence of internationals brings hope when it seems like the whole
world is deaf and blind to the situation here. Their words – translated
through a local – provide some comfort for a Westerner selfishly
seeking her validation. Before we leave, the family amble onto the
rubble remains to strike a disorientated pose, captured on our cameras
and allied with a promise to show and tell people back home. The difficulties the Israeli army impose on attempts to move from A to
B, saturate any journey with innumerable sad stories. Restri0ctions on
movement in Nablus – the largest city in the West Bank – wring
especially tight. Four checkpoints control movement in and out of the
city. Each of these is an internal checkpoint, impeding movement from
one Palestinian area to another. The Huwara checkpoint, restricts
movement to the south of Nablus, and is the biggest in the West Bank –
an average of 6,000 people pass through daily. But the production line
of the Huwara checkpoint churns out the perverse freedom at a painfully
slow rate: to exit the city you must pass through a sheltered area
encompassing a series of floor to roof turnstiles, metal detectors, bag
searches and questioning. Soldiers, many of them just teenagers,
control passage: they can hold you up for hours, turn you back to
Nablus, at a button’s press they can command the opening and closing of
the turnstile.
I approach the checkpoint and filter into the line for women and
children. As I wait to exit the incarcerated city I watch a soldier
ease his boredom by trapping a child between the cold metal bars of the
turnstile. The imagery invokes memories of snippets of conversation
from back in Bait Sahour: Maher imparting, “It feels like we’re living
in a prison”; Nisreen intoning, “See how they treat us? They treat us
like animals”. After a passport inspection and routine grilling from
the 18 year old soldier at the end of the production line, I’m free to
taxi back to Bait Sahour, with one checkpoint down and two to go.
The day makes good preparation for my trip to the city of Tulkarm. The
recent Netanyu suicide bomber hailed from near Tulkarm, and so the
residents of the city are finding themselves subject to a range of
collective punishments: floating checkpoints, road blocks, closures. A
three hour (there and back inclusive) journey stretches out into a 10
hour road rageist’s nightmare. I count a total of 12 obstacles
obstructing our freedom of movement, including road blocks, and all
manifestations of checkpoints: at one point soldiers march down the
aisle of our bus, inspecting papers; we wait in traffic jams to pass
through floating checkpoints, which are temporary and can appear
anywhere, at any time. We are held up for two and a half hours at a
four way checkpoint at a cross roads, where we observe a soldier train
his gun at an elderly women while the sun scorches above. It’s
monotonous travelling and it tires you out. We sit in buses, in taxis,
and on the hot ground before the checkpoint, quiet with fatigue. Once,
the silence is broken, by our guide, Mohammed, saying, “This is what
happens every day; all I want to do is go home and see my children.”
His voice is heavy with weariness from countless repeats of the day I’m
experiencing now for the first and last time.When asked why the checkpoints, why the wall, why the imprisonments
with no charge? Palestinians answer, “Security,” permeating the word
with heart-rending sarcasm. The word sounds no less hollow when uttered
by the Israeli soldiers. “Security” is perhaps the emptiest word here
in the Occupied Palestinian Territories (OPT). A quick look at a map or
a day spent on the ground in the West Bank is enough for that
realisation to dawn. It’s clear when you watch soldiers arbitrarily
turning cars back in the road, and then driving off and leaving the
remaining traffic to its own devices. It’s clear when a soldier at an
internal checkpoint turns your taxi driver back because he happens to
be from a particular village, and it’s clearer still when the taxi
driver is forced to take a long-cut (known to the Israelis) which puts
him back on the road not a hundred metres past the original checkpoint.
And it was clear when a recently retired Israeli general who led the
civil administration in the OPT said, “Of course the wall is not a
security wall – it’s a political wall. Just look at the map.”
The Wall is unnecessarily the author of a thousand sad stories. It
slices through the Ayda Refugee Camp in Bethlehem, leaving many
Palestinians on the “other side”. The wall separates these people from
their medical and educational facilities. Cars cannot pass through the
checkpoint in the wall, where people can be held up for many hours. The
children are always late for school, the emergency medical services are
always potentially too far out of reach. The tactic aims at driving
these people off their land and to the other side of the wall.
In July last year, the International Court of Justice, the principal
judicial organ of the United Nations ruled that “the construction of
the wall being built by Israel, the occupying Power, in the Occupied
Palestinian Territory, including in and around East Jerusalem, are
contrary to international law; Israel is under an obligation to cease
forthwith the works of construction of the wall being built in the
Occupied Palestinian Territory, to dismantle forthwith the structure
therein situated, and to make reparation for all damage caused by the
construction of the wall.” Yet, the damage continues unabated.
Standing on the balcony of Issa’s house, near Tulkarm, I can see out
onto his acres of olive tree groves. Each olive tree is imbued with its
own particular character. Their branches contort into the most
human-like of expressions; they demand anthropomorphising. The
Palestinian people oblige, referring to the trees as their
grandfathers. An innocuous looking fence, barely discernable against
the yellow hues of the desert land, runs across the horizon a few
metres from the house. The fence is part of the planned 400 mile length
of the separation wall and this section is severing Issa from his
family of trees. Issa can only access his olives through a gate in the
fence, five kilometres distant from his house, which is just ten metres
distant from his land. For the olives to be harvested he must call a
soldier to open a gate in the fence. Typically a teenager will saunter
up to the gate three or four hours later. Issa is then permitted to
work the land for two hours. He cannot bring vehicles onto his land: he
relies on his own work power and that of his wife and donkey (whose
names the soldier mockingly interchanges). These constraints make it
impossible to harvest enough olives. Most go to rot, ten metres from
his home. “They say this is for security, but where is our security?”
he implores.
Whatever your feelings about the Israel-Palestine issue, to materialize
an opinion on the above, there is no need for recourse to complicated
historical, religious, nationalist or political debate. There is no
need to construct arguments for or against why the wall should be torn
down, the settlements dismantled, the checkpoints and house demolitions
confined to the dustbin of history, and with immediate effect: it has
all be done for you. The collective punishment, the wall, the house
demolitions, the very occupation are all explicitly prohibited by
international law. It seems then that the most extraordinary thing
about the occupation is how very ordinary it has become.ARCHIVE: 1st week MT 2005
Obituary of the phone box
ANYONE WHO has ever run out of mobile phone battery at a crucial point in conversation will be aware of the latter day scarcity of the telephone box. Like the blue-footed booby outside its natural habitat (the west coast of South America, since you ask), phone boxes are notoriously difficult to find.Your local High Street may still yield one or two, although inevitably it will contain the only two teenagers in Britain who don’t yet own a mobile phone, or will have had the receiver lovingly removed by those with nothing better to do come Saturday night. Having shaken your head in disgust and trudged away down the road, you may wish to consider that it wasn’t always like this.
Phone boxes were introduced into Britain at the beginning of the twentieth century, some of them being staffed by attendants whose job it was to collect the fee. These were followed in 1926 by the cast iron red phone box designed by Sir Giles Gilbert Scott, a structure which would become as iconic a symbol of Britain as the red doubledecker bus and Big Ben, although the design by which it was later replaced probably put paid to mostfeelings of sentimentality.
Now, however, BT has announced that revenue has dropped by forty per cent over the last few years and that only a third of its 75,000 phone boxes actually make a profit, leading to what it euphemistically calls a “review” of the number of phone boxes in many areas. Despite protests, especially from those in rural areas, it seems certain that this decay can only continue, and desperate non-mobile phone owners will, it would seem, be forced to mug passers-by for their phones if they are ever to discover exactly how good it is to talk.
But perhaps all is not lost. It would appear that there are still some who harbour a deep affection for the phone box. The village of Kersall in Nottinghamshire, for example, boasts what it refers to as the “World’s Best Kept Phone Box”, which, if setting the standard for local landmarks, is a place you wouldn’t go on your summer holidays. For those who merely wish to appreciate the aesthetic beauty of the phone box, a famous local landmark in Kingston-Upon-Thames is the sculpture by David Mach comprising twelve red phone boxeslying like dominoes. Otherwise, from only £2,550, Eurocosm.com will restore and deliver a red phone box to your door, although what exactly one might wish to do with it is not explicitly stated on their website. For the rest of us, however,seeking a hiding-place from inclement weather or simply making spur of the moment plans in the event of some improbable accident having befallen one’s phone will gradually become more difficult. In the midst of your mournfulmeditation on the passing of the phone box, spare a thought for those whose livelihoods will be seriously compromised by the change, and ask yourself the question, “Where exactly will Superman change now?”ARCHIVE: 1st week MT 2005
What were Booker judges thinking?
How much a judge of true talent is the Booker prize? Last Monday’s
shock triumph of John Banville over Kazuo Ishiguro, Julian Barnes and
the Smiths Ali and Zadie is surely one that will go down as truly
unforgivable in the grand scheme of Booker Prize misnomers. There has
most definitely been a fair few. Yet sources close to the judging panel
commented on how, rarely, all six shortlisted books were in the running
for at least half the discussion which lasted more than an hour.
Novelist Josephine Hart, whose work has been translated into twenty-six
languages, and literary editor of the Evening Standard, David Sexton,
were among those anointed with the decision-making powers for this
year’s Booker. It was, though, by no means a verdict by acclamation. A
split vote scenario between Banville’s The Sea and Ishiguro’s lament of
loss and longing, Never Let Me Go, called for Professor John
Sutherland, the chair of judges, to cast the deciding glance Banville’s
way. Of The Sea Sutherland remarked, “It is an incredibly written piece
of work if very melancholy. But if you can’t tune into it, the novel
won’t work for you”.
Out of this rather unique scenario arises the question of how a novel
that, at the admission of the chief judge “won’t work” for many
readers, went on to take the more-than-prestigious, quasi-mythic Man
Booker Prize for Fiction. The Sea is nothing more than an unfeeling
exercise in coterie aestheticism, a collection of deceptively beautiful
sentences in the place of a fully developed novel with real riches and
deep delights. Style over substance, it seems, prevailed once more this
week.
And what makes the judges’ decision even more disconcerting is the fact that 2005 has been widely acclaimed as representing the strongest year
for fiction since the conception of the Booker prize thirty-six years
previous. The longlist, announced way back during the height of summer,
confirmed this with its finely tuned balance of established giants
mixed with young writers in the throes of their vibrant talents. The
roll call surveyed titles as diverse as first-timer Tash Aw’s
accomplished essay on fluid identities, but none of these novels even
made the expected leap to the shortlist. Nor, shockingly, did J M
Coetzee’s masterful metafictional accomplishment Slow Man.
So what does all this ultimately say about the quality of the other
books on this year’s “vintage” shortlist? Runner-up Ishiguro’s Never
Let Me Go reminds us of what gives greatest meaning to our lives in
this time of fear, what the jihadists most despise: love and loyalty.
The meaning of love in a time of fear is also a theme in Zadie Smith’s
third novel, On Beauty. Her mixed-race cast is adrift; they are all
searching for certainty, for meaning under the vexed umbrella of
Anglo-American relations. On Beauty asks important questions about that
all-encompassing relationship between culture and power.
Above all else, On Beauty, like the novels of McEwan and Ishiguro, is a
book about the present that fulfils the most demanding test of fiction
as stipulated by Ezra Pound: that it brings news of how we live, news
that will forever more stay news. It makes the decision of this year’s
Booker judges all the more perplexing, truly saddening in its lack of
vision. John Banville could never engage as imaginatively with the
challenges tossed up by the stormy new order of our society.ARCHIVE: 1st week MT 2005
Mystery of the Orient
The Mystery of Empty SpaceAshmolean Museumuntil 16 OctoberThe twentieth century has not been kind to traditional Chinese painting. Its place usurped by the revolutionary ideals of the Communist government, as well as the massive influence of western art, Chinese traditional art has had to transform itself to survive. While few of the great traditionalists themselves survived the brutal cultural revolution, the practice continued and is in the throes of painful resurrection. The Ashmolean’s decision to host this exhibition is not just a tribute to the resilience of the art form, but a demonstration of the open door policy, the thawing of Communist Chinese ironhandedness. Choosing to display the concept of empty space prevalent in Chinese art (and alien in western art) seemed at first a risky undertaking. Some may well view the notion of space as an entity to itself as ridiculous and, as one visitor was heard to mutter, proof of a lack eithe of skill or of imagination. To the casual observer this may well ring true, but such a person fails to understand the fundamental principles of emptiness in Chinese art: like silences during music, space is at its most powerful when a void. When the viewer is asked to reach into the space and define it for himself, that is the point when a piece stops becoming art and takes on the divine. It should be of little surprise that Chinese painting is so fused with Daoism, and the belief that space is the beginning of all things and, as such, more important than the solid forms around it. If one takes these principles into consideration, the exhibition shifts from an examination of artistic technique to something far more profound.The ultimate question remains whether you feel you will be able to overcome inherent western preconceptions of space and form, and be able to appreciate the difficulty of conveying information through nothingness. It would be profitable to look around the exhibition at least twice and draw yourself into the emptiness of the pieces. What makes Chinese art so exciting is that it requires interaction to fully appreciate its nuances. Those unwilling to make this effort should probably steer themselves into the familiar territory of the European art on the first floor.The Ashmolean Museum has once again shown its determination in presenting something little known and, in this instance, underappreciated. Unfortunately, traditional Chinese painting is something that will be a source of either enjoyment or irritation. Be prepared to totally embrace the emptiness or simply walk away.ARCHIVE: 1st week MT 2005
Culture Vulture
Louis TherouxBorders11 OctoberFreaks. Conspiracy theorists. Eccentrics. Under the lens of Louis Theroux these anomalies become mesmerising and almost sympathetic. Theroux’s illuminating documentaries have been wildly popular in recent years, and with a new book, The Call of the Weird, and a successful and humorous appearance at Borders, he looks poised to renew his infamy, and perhaps restore a less malevolent interest in the extraordinary.Since Theroux was last in the spotlight, our culture’s fascination with the deviant, and our increasing reluctance to denounce it, has only heightened. A nation of voyeurs, we are tantalised by an unblinking focus on society’s misfits, and Theroux’s remarkable interviews afford us a glimpse into the strange, the hilarious, and often the morally dubious. Theroux’s refusal to chastise the racists and pornographers embodies a generation of moral relativists; certainly, we are more and more unwilling to condemn those inhabiting the fringes of society, be it that we are choked by the censor of political correctness or that we are simply overwhelmed by the plague of stimuli on the television screen which leave us too exhausted to discern. In his television programme Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends, the director casts a fresh eye on female bodybuilders, Ku Klux Klan members and torrid celebrities. His apparent willingness to immerse himself in the lifestyle of his interviewees invited many of them to disclose surprising details. More interestingly still, despite the distance their eccentricities afford them, Theroux’s diligent filming brought to light the humanity of guarded celebrities. The Call of the Weird delivers the same unflinching focus on fact as his television series; his chapter on Thor Templar, a self-professed bastion of alien resistance, is peppered with wonderment. Theroux remarks that the activities of this unusual man can be appreciated in the same way as “a piece of theatre”. Theroux’s voyeuristic detachment sits oddly with the empathy for which his interviews are famed. Perhaps it is merely a facade, a cynical faux candour to lure his interviewees. Certainly Theroux’s self-effacing manner coaxes surprising confessions, and his background at the satirical Spy magazine supports the theory that he adopts a persona to get the scoop. This persona was at the forefront as Theroux discussed his work; a likeable mixture of humour and bashful banter left his fans wanting to find out more of the real Theroux. This ringmaster of the bizarre will surely never allow us close enough to find out, but his appearance at Borders has certainly whet our appetites for more.ARCHIVE: 1st week MT 2005