Friday 4th July 2025
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JCRs launch ‘Safe Celebrators’ welfare scheme for post-exam celebrations

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A new student-led peer support initiative was launched this week by Brasenose College and St Catherine’s College JCRs. The pilot scheme, Safe Celebrators, provides bystander support to students during post-exam festivities. 

Student volunteers from a range of colleges will be on hand in Port Meadow from Week 7 to offer warm drinks, water, pastoral support, and signposting. Safe Celebrators told Cherwell that the volunteers were not there to offer first aid nor was it their job to police celebrations. They said their aim was to “help maintain a kind, welcoming atmosphere”, affirming: “we’re not here to judge or interrogate anyone”. 

The programme is not affiliated with the University’s ‘Celebrate SMART’ campaign, which reminds students to stay safe and advises against participating in trashing to avoid incurring £150 littering fines from Proctors. Cherwell understands that prior to this week, a total of three fines have been handed out so far this term.

The scheme comes in the wake of a tragedy involving a Brasenose student last year. 

The lead organiser, Taona Makungaya, told Cherwell that “Safe Celebrators was born from deep grief – the kind of grief that is really just love with nowhere to go. In the wake of Wesley Akum-Ojong’s tragic passing during post-exam celebrations last year, many of us felt a powerful urge to do something – anything – to honour his memory and to make sure no one else feels alone or unsafe in moments meant for joy.

“What began in sorrow has grown into something collective and hopeful. Safe Celebrators is a student-led initiative grounded in care, community, and kindness – offering warm drinks, moral support, and a calm presence during high-energy celebration weeks.

“This isn’t about limiting celebration – it’s about making sure it’s shared, supported, and safe for everyone. The response from students across colleges has been incredible. Wesley’s spirit – his generosity, his joy, his warmth – continues to guide us. This is one way we carry that forward.”

Brasenose JCR has taken a leading role in the plans. JCR President Rory McGlade told Cherwell: “The Royal Lifesaving Society, who spoke to Brasenose College, recommended student peer-to-peer initiatives as a crucial way to improve water safety in university settings.

“This isn’t medical support, lifeguarding, or telling students off – it’s about providing welfare support at a time that is emotional for many, ensuring that wellbeing during post-exam celebrations is prioritized.

“The supportive response that this pilot has got shows that this is something that means a lot to students, and is something that we hope to continue in future years as well.” 

The organisers have worked with College staff to identify key days for undergraduates finishing, achieving 75% coverage of all exams finishing in Weeks 8 and 9. Volunteers will be present on Friday of both weeks, Tuesday and Thursday afternoons of Week 8, and Thursday morning of Week 9.

W.H. Auden at the Bus Stop: In Praise of Intellectual Delay

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It’s a damp Tuesday afternoon, and W.H. Auden is waiting patiently at the bus stop, umbrella forgotten on the ground beside him. He’s been there seventeen minutes. No one speaks to him, but everyone seems to know who he is, at least they think they do. He doesn’t say a word. The 148 is cancelled again. Still, he stays, unmoving, rain misting his collar, not impatient but vaguely amused. Not quite waiting for Godot, that would be gauche, just the bus that never comes.

The clocks tick on, but time feels adrift. A kind of metaphysical delay hangs in the air. And Auden, tweedy and abstracted, does not resist it. He leans against the bus stop, a man perfectly at home in suspended time, a philosopher of missed connections. Around him, students rush to collections and clutch tattered library books like shields against the wind, whilst tutors dart toward High Table. But Auden waits like the human form of a footnote: tangential, though necessary, and often overlooked.

He would not look out of place in Oxford now. You could imagine him dawdling past the Taylorian, rain soaking his cuffs, pausing outside the Rad Cam to scowl vaguely at the architecture. His shoes would squeak down St Giles as he muttered a half-rhyme about exile. He might even be seen in the Upper Reading Room of the Bodleian, scrawling something illegible on an index card, then promptly losing it forever. His spectacles might fog slightly, but he would not mind.

Oxford is, after all, a city designed for delay. There are buses that never come, travel grants that never arrive, theses that never resolve. The system seems built not to accelerate thought but to gently mulch it in slow, damp bureaucracy. Like Auden’s bus stop, Academia is a space of sustained anticipation. You wait for funding, for feedback, for permission to begin. You wait to be noticed. Or worse, understood.

We tap our bus passes, hoping something will validate us.

And when it doesn’t, when the red light flashes and the doors hiss shut, we retreat to the safety of ritual. Pret filter coffee. A wander around Blackwell’s. A return to the desk where ideas come slowly, if at all. Delay becomes a liturgy of sorts, a form of quiet, ironic worship. Even the pigeons seem to linger on purpose.

This waiting, so ordinary and passive, starts to feel like the condition of thinking itself. Ideas take time. Or at least, they take waiting: waiting for a sentence to click, for a thought to emerge, for a supervisor to reply, ideally without the words “slightly disappointing.” A kind of unspoken purgatory defines academic life: a limbo between potential and irrelevance, between imagined genius and absolute exhaustion.

Slowness becomes deliberate.

Auden, who once wrote that “poetry makes nothing happen,” knew the quiet dignity of non-arrival. He saw waiting not as a weakness but as a witness to modernity’s speed, its desperation, its refusal to pause. He would have loathed our timelines, productivity apps, and endless small performances of usefulness. Instead, he offers an alternative: to stand still and feel something. Or perhaps, to stand still and feel nothing, observing the nothingness for all its worth.

In the rain, the bus stop timetable flickers again. Still no bus. A fresher mutters something about walking to Jericho. A don in an oversized scarf sighs audibly. But Auden is unbothered. He has his coat, mind, and, presumably, a few lines of verse he’s been carrying for days.

He is not waiting for transport. He is waiting for meaning.

And perhaps we all are, in our strange little offices with flickering radiators, our Moleskines full of crossed-out ideas, our unread JSTOR tabs, waiting to write, to be read, to matter, or waiting for the courage to be still.

Let the 148 never come, let the timetable remain in flux, and let the rain fall endlessly onto the cobblestones.

For now, Auden is here. So are we. And that feels like a kind of arrival—tentative, quiet, and entirely our own.

Oxford Union presidential candidate investigated by police over WhatsApp ‘smear campaign’ allegations

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Oxford Union Treasurer and presidential candidate Rosalie Chapman was identified by police as the owner of a WhatsApp number used to send anonymous messages which accused her Michaelmas 2024 election opponent of “inappropriate behaviour”. The messages were later deemed to be electoral malpractice by an internal Union tribunal, but no disciplinary action was taken because the sender’s identity was unknown.

This incident was also subsequently reported to Thames Valley Police which resulted in an investigation for harassment against Chapman. Cherwell understands that Chapman had a voluntary interview under caution with police earlier this year but exercised her right to remain silent throughout. Following this, police ultimately determined that there was not enough evidence to charge her for either harassment or an Online Safety Act violation.

The WhatsApp messages were sent under the alias ‘Grace’, with at least 25 individuals sent messages by the number. These messages accused her opponent of behaving “inappropriately towards some of [my] friends” and of using an unofficial Postgraduate Union discussion group to campaign unfairly.

Chapman, who is running to be President in the Society’s upcoming elections said in a statement on Instagram: “I’ve stayed silent throughout months of relentless misogynistic abuse, harassment and slander – not any longer. Over the last 3 months, I’ve been dehumanised and humiliated in a place I once felt safe in.” 

She went on to recount experiences of being “verbally assaulted” in the Union bar, saying: “This is not about accountability, it is about targeted, sexist and humiliating campaign designed to break me.” Chapman went on to say: “Such behaviour is never acceptable, and backing down from who I am and what I stand for will only validate those retrograde and regressive individuals and their beliefs.”

A motion of no confidence was recently brought in Chapman, but it failed to reach the 150 signatures required under the Union’s rules to bring about a poll of all members on the matter.

Chapman was first contacted by police in early 2025, eventually attending a voluntary interview on 23 April. The next day, on 24 April, police closed the investigation, stating that the evidence was not strong enough.

An email from Thames Valley Police, viewed by Cherwell, confirmed that “further enquiries identified Ms Rosalie Chapman as the owner and likely user of the ‘Grace’ profile”. However, they made clear that not answering questions “does not imply guilt in law” and that she remains “innocent from a legal perspective”.

The police had considered the case both for the offence of harassment under the Protection from Harassment Act 1997, as well as under Section 179 of the Online Safety Act 2023, which covers sending false communications with intent to cause harm. A review of the evidence by a police sergeant and a detective sergeant determined that the threshold for prosecution had not been met.

The Union told Cherwell: “The Oxford Union is unable to comment on police investigations. As a private members’ society, we conduct all internal affairs – including electoral processes and disciplinary matters – according to our established rules and procedures.

“These processes, which include confidential tribunals, are designed to uphold the integrity and fairness of Union elections. As such, we do not comment on the specifics of tribunal proceedings.”

Thames Valley Police was contacted for comment.

The Case for Reincarnated Romances

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Reincarnation romance films are sometimes silly, mostly melodramatic, but always overlooked as a subgenre. Usually an excuse for the costume department to dig into their luxurious period back catalogues, these cinematic gems are hidden in plain sight across time and space, from the Pre-Code era to modern contention at the Venice Film Festival. There’s an inexplicable magic to these movies that keeps me coming back again and again (…and again…) which leaves me to wonder: did I love them in my past life too?

I should define exactly what I mean by ‘reincarnation romances’. Fantasy was a popular genre throughout the 1930s and ‘40s, testing the capabilities of the growing cinematic form with the latest visual effects technology and providing much-needed extraordinary escapism to countries first combating economic depression then a Second World War. I’d argue this subgenre – centring tropes of eternally youthful-looking stars loving each other irrespective of time, hardship and even death – was born out of a need for spiritual comfort at a time of youth death unprecedented in scale. Indeed, the niche saw a small resurgence in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s, likely as a result of the AIDs epidemic which similarly wiped out a generation of otherwise healthy people with their whole lives ahead of them.

As for the movies themselves, most deal with a man who is either cursed with immortality or memories of his past life pursuing an unaware reincarnation of his ‘one true love’. This can be devastatingly tragic and romantic, like in personal favourite Pandora and the Flying Dutchman (1951), or haunting and horrifying, like in Universal’s 1932 classic The Mummy. Sometimes, perhaps the more socially conscious entries in the genre include the woman remembering her past lives in order to break free from generational cycles of mistreatment and abuse. Whether she succeeds or succumbs to the inevitable pull of true love depends: I Married a Witch – a spellbindingly silly screwball comedy – ends with the expected Hays Code-ordained marriage after an enchantingly entertaining enemies-to-lovers back-and-forth, while Timestalker – a witty subversion of the genre – has Alice Lowe’s lead realise she’s falling for Mr. Wrong in every time period. This niche could easily be confused with what I call ‘second-chance reincarnation’ stories such as Ghost, Here Comes Mr Jordan or A Matter of Life and Death, but crucially those don’t involve such a long time span, and aren’t so anchored to the fantastical. 

What I love most about this subgenre is its sheer versatility: reincarnation romances easily slot into wider narratives of comedy, horror, drama and mystery. Even Alfred Hitchcock toyed with the tropes in what his considered his masterpiece, Vertigo (if you’re a fan of Hitchcock and want to see the trope played ‘straight’, I humbly beg you check out Kenneth Branagh’s Dead Again for a melodramatic yet loving pastiche with an incredible cast). Their appeal also derives from their unwavering focus on the feminine experience: the leads are always female – conniving, curious, compassionate… multi-faceted! – and when their darker elements are played up the horror comes from forcing women into roles they were ‘born into’, but reject. Take 1948’s Corridor of Mirrors for example, co-written by lead actress Edana Romney, where Eric Portman’s obsessed artist attempts to coerce Romney into his reincarnation fantasy, isolating her from husband and wider society. Though she enjoys the freedoms of sexual expression, she can’t stand literally being in another woman’s shoes, whether hers from a past life or not. 1942’s Malombra takes on similar themes, leaning on analysis of hysteria; 2023’s The Beast confronts incel culture and women ‘owing’ men companionship in a fascinating way; while 1992’s Candyman may be the most chilling and compelling case yet. All I highly recommend.

Besides the romantic content of the films’ stories, we can also consider the lost art of repeatedly casting couples overflowing with sexual chemistry a kind of ‘reincarnation romance’. Back in the days of the studio system, if producers caught sparks flying between a pair of the silver screen’s finest stars, they did not let it slide. There’s no greater guaranteed joy than settling down to watch Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers; William Powell and Myrna Loy; Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grant fall in and out of love in as many as ten different lifetimes and stories. It really makes you wonder why we don’t know when we have a good thing nowadays. Sure, there are three starring vehicles for Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, but where is my follow-up on Timothy Dalton and Fran Drescher after Beautician and the Beast? I had best hope David Jonsson and Vivian Oparah will be paired again after 2023’s modern classic Rye Lane, otherwise I will have to have a stern word.

At a time where streaming services and studios are churning out lifeless ‘reincarnations’ (or rather ghoulish ‘reanimations’) of old favourites like there’s no tomorrow, I urge you to look for the classics of yesterday and give them a go! I expect readers of the modern ‘Romantasy’ trend in literature would find plenty to enjoy in these dark romances with atmospheric black-and-white cinematography; beautifully eloquent performances in period costume; and stories with eternities’ worth of yearning that will stick with you throughout this lifetime… and perhaps the next. 

Review: All My Sons – ‘At the end of the American Dream’

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Joe Keller, played by Tristan Hood, represents the American dream. He is a wealthy businessman with a traditional family with a surviving son that is about to marry. Like the ideal American man in the 1940s, his morality is shaped by the traditional family obligations and capitalism. 

Yet Arthur Miller’s All My Sons, performed by Exeter College Drama Society does not have a happy ending. It was a tragedy that examines the complex dynamics of a family living in post-war America in the 1940s. Joe Keller who owned a factory that manufactured plane engines for the US military. After being charged with shipping defective plane engines that caused the death of twenty one pilots, Joe was exonerated by shifting the blame onto his business partner who was convicted.

It is an opinionated play that reveals the destructive result caused by an individual morally bankrupted by capitalism and burdened by American traditional family values. Directed by Emily White, the play’s sceptical undertones towards American capitalism and family values are highlighted. 

Set in the gardens of Exeter College, the play opens with the audience seemingly eavesdropping on the conversation of Joe Keller’s family. Act I establishes the tensions with the family: between Joe and his wife Kate (Savannah Brooks) on the death of their son Larry, between Joe and his son Chris about whether the latter will stay at home, and between Kate and Chris on his decision to marry Ann Deever (Honor Thompson), the daughter of Joe’s convicted partner. 

An inattentive audience may never catch these three relationships and everything else that were buried within the conversations. That does not come as a surprise. The play is designed as such that the audience is seemingly intruding into the midst of a family conversation and the slow unravelling of the entirety of the situation only happens at the end of Act I. 

Act II sees the turning point in the play when George Deever (Paul Tomlinson), son of Joe’s convicted partner, arrives at Joe’s house to retrieve Ann. Tomlinson precisely portrayed the emotional instability and distress with a tinge of insanity that seems to be ready to spill over at any moment. The conversation between George and the rest of the characters demonstrates each actor’s strong control and understanding of their role. 

It is also in Act II that the audience sees a brilliant portrayal of Kate Keller (Savannah Brooks). Kate Keller is a despicable character; she bears the qualities of a matriarch of a typical American family that is supposed to be loving and act as the powerful counterbalance to the father. Yet she also represents everything that is wrong when those qualities are amplified; being overly caring leads to her refusal to accept the death of Larry, and being overly generous leading to her implicating Joe’s guilt in backstabbing his partner. The fact that Kate is hateable demonstrates Brook’s talent. 

Finally, Act III is highlighted by the performance of Joe Keller. Joe’s character is complex; he is a man of explosive temper who struggles between doing what is right versus doing what is best for his family. The grasp on this character’s emotional depth is portrayed perfectly as Hood conveys Joe’s dedication to his business and most importantly the silent sacrifices he made to his family. It is the anguish, pain, and helplessness that the character displayed in the final moments of Act III that defines Joe’s character and is an excellent reflection of the calibre of the actor. 

The play and actors make an artful choice with silence. Like in Sidney Lumet’s 12 Angry Men, the play uses silence to build up tension. It is the pauses between the arguments and the changing volume of conversation that kept the arguments realistic and unpredictable. It places the audience in a constant state of anxiety to speculate the direction in which a dispute is going to go. 

The one aspect I remained unconvinced by was the depth of love that existed between Chris and Ann. There was not enough revealed, either emotionally or through the substantive writing of the play, to build up the audience’s approval of the relationship between these two. Therefore, when it came to Chris’s decision to leave, the decision did not have the gravitas that it should have had. 

Nevertheless, it is because of the excellent performance of each individual actor that the themes of All My Sons were drawn out clearly. Its commentary on capitalism and the family values in post war America remains relevant to this day. This was not a simple play. Yet, it was well executed. To this end, I extend all my compliments to the cast and crew. 

Review: The Tempest – ‘Power looks good on her’

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All the guests arrived and promptly took their seats, as one of the directors (Seb Carrington) announced the play would begin in 5 minutes. I arrived just in time, took my seat, pen in hand, and waited eagerly for the production I’d so anticipated. And then – it began.

Prospero (Artemis Betts) entered, her movement a curious blend of authority and elegance, swaying down the aisle with an ethereal lightness that both veiled and affirmed her power. She reached the centre of the garden stage, stared us down, and planted her wand firmly on the ground – as if commanding us to listen.

The production started in media res. Alonso (Kabir Suri), Gonzalo (Mikela Persson), Antonio (Maxangelo Fenwick), Sebastian (Zoe Rawlings), Trinculo (Tom Onslow) and Ferdinand (Toby Bowes Lyon) appeared at the back of the garden, raised on a stone stage. They screamed into the microphone – words indistinct but raw with panic – as thunder crashed and the ship sank. Prospero stood centre-stage, still and silent, staring out at us; invisible to them, unmistakable to us. From the very first scene, it was clear: She was in control. 

Despite the dramatic beginning, this level of exhilaration did not continue throughout the play. (For context on my review, I’ve only read The Tempest once and haven’t analysed or seen many productions of it, so my sense of how the narrative should be presented isn’t fully formed. However, based on my knowledge of Shakespeare, The Tempest certainly isn’t one of his most action-packed plays, making it particularly challenging to keep the audience engaged.) Thus, to maintain interest, this production, at times, leaned into some of the play’s comedic elements.

Mikela’s portrayal of Gonzalo was particularly effective, capturing his innocent awkwardness through expressive hand gestures and wandering movements. As she rambled across the stage, stopping, and touching the grass she exclaimed, “How lush and lusty the grass looks!” Her comic physicality prompted a burst of laughter from the audience. 

The drunken duo, Trinculo (Tom Onslow) and Stephano (Zoe Rucker), were clearly audiences’ favourites. Their unmatched chemistry, expressed through perfectly timed comic glances, was so strong that even their arrival on stage sparked laughter.

Audibility was a challenge throughout the play – understandable in an outdoor setting where wind and birds chirping often took centre stage. Thus, I often found myself engaging more with the actors’ facial expressions, which were consistently expressive and compelling. Artemis as Prospero was particularly striking; her piercing glares created a powerful presence, while her tone with Miranda and Ferdinand, shifting from gentleness to anger, clearly conveyed her complex, manipulative nature. Her physical gestures, like her guiding of Caliban’s movements, added depth to her control. 

Background noise posed no problem for Miranda (Anabelle Higgins) and Ariel (EP Siegel), whose voices projected clearly across the garden. Miranda’s shifting tones and expressive facial acting conveyed the changing emotions of her relationship with Ferdinand (Toby Bowes Lyon). Toby as Ferdinand portrayed a consistent sense of discomfort that reflected the rushed nature of their relationship, though through this portrayal the initial spark between the characters was not as apparent. Miranda’s voice and facial expressions moved from wonder and fascination at the first meeting to fear and confusion as Prospero essentially forced their engagement. Ariel’s majestic singing added a layer of magic and mystery to the play’s atmosphere.

The play came to its end with a slightly more dramatic tone than the original. Propsero’s power further faded when she released Ariel from her control. The emotive nature of this scene was particularly effective as Ariel stared at Prospero, removed their jacket, and threw it down, before walking down the aisle and laughing maniacally. Director, Seb Carrington, told Cherwell that by the end Ariel had realised that Prospero “is not a good person.” In my view, Ariel’s laughter reflected a sense of relief and joy at their freedom despite its sinister nature.

Miranda appeared, after a costume change, wearing a corset that clearly physically restrained her. Directors, Seb Carrington and Aidan Lazarou, told Cherwell this symbolises “the control Prospero exerts over them,” rushing them into an engagement as one of the last things she can command before losing her power. Prospero’s final speech marks her total loss of authority as she relinquished her rule over the island and prepared to return to Milan – a place she was once oppressed, returning power to men. Although Prospero’s final soliloquy wasn’t delivered with full intensity, the powerful symbolism somewhat compensated. Her dropping of the wand, so firmly held at the start, marked her surrender – she is both physically and symbolically letting go of the magic power that defined her. The moment was heightened further by a dramatic spotlight which faded as the production ended.

While not groundbreaking in its choice of a female Prospero, this production effectively portrays a woman who, as Seb Carrington told Cherwell, “uses her trauma to control and manipulate others.” This production rejuvenates The Tempest through a skilful blend of comedy and tragedy, using the female Prospero’s loss of power to highlight political themes around authority, gender and control, which demonstrates Shakespeare’s enduring relevance.

Review: Bush! The Musical – ‘Is our actors singing?’

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While the genre of historical musical theatre centred around US politicians may be dominated by Hamilton, Bush! The Musical has earned a place in this niche. This original comedy musical by Lincoln College’s Vincent Chen sets itself apart with its funny, ridiculous, and musically strong satire of George W. Bush’s eight years in office. The inherent campiness of musical theatre integrated perfectly with the inherent silliness of a president with a Wikipedia article dedicated to his “unconventional” English.

Sitting ready at the back of stage before the play began, the pared-back three-person band (consisting of George Ke on keyboard, Sophie Li on bass guitar, and Rei French on drums) was an early sign of the production’s functional minimalism. The score was pretty simple but effective – mostly genre-typical showtunes with the classic swing-time hi-hat hits, walking bass, and extended chords. ‘We Will Iraq You’ was a notable exception – a parody of the world-famous Queen song based on the controversial declaration of the invasion. The iconic kick drum and snare beat had the seats shaking with the stomps of the audience. A number of songs were accompanied solely by the keyboard. This and the necessarily small size of the bass amp left the vocals sounding lonely and the mix feeling empty at times.

Overall, the band served as excellent backing for the singers, but some parts of it occasionally felt lacking in confidence. Hesitation and hastily corrected slip-ups initially marred the effortless jazzy feel, but, by the time the finale arrived and the US flag was streaming across the stage, they’d definitely got into their stride, flawlessly playing out the full-cast musical number. The singers conveyed the catchy melodies very well as they marched peppily and enthusiastically around stage in choreography by Rebecca Harper. Wren Talbot-Ponsonby in particular performed an impressively high kick in the role of a George H.W. Bush well into his 70s. Despite not having microphones, their voices always managed to fill the acoustic space of Wadham College’s Moser Theatre. The whole cast acted engagingly with comic timing that never felt rushed nor delayed. Vivi Li’s central role as George W. Bush set a good comedic tone with his childlike petulance. The role of Dick Cheney allowed Freddie Houlahan to exhibit his theatrical talent – an impressive range from scarily angry politician to sobbing and heartbroken teen.

Very aware of its own genre, the clichés of musical theatre were put to good use in caricaturising the Bush administration. The ridiculous juxtaposition of real US politics with jazz hands and high notes allowed the audience to suspend their disbelief enough to laugh at the satirical depiction. This awareness of media extended to references to memes like the Steamed Hams sequence in The Simpsons and American Psycho’s business card scene. Referential humour can often fall flat, but these didn’t feel out of place even to people who missed the reference. They were integrated well as part of the narrative and made me laugh and then feel slightly ashamed about my hours of screen time when I had to explain the references to my companion.

Beyond that, the tongue-in-cheek writing, puns, and moments of silliness made the piece a hilarious and memorable watch. While George H.W. Bush (Wren Talbot-Ponsonby) and Barbara Bush (Riya Bhattacharjee) looked the audience in the eye to give parental wisdom like “Everyone successful relies on other people” and “Avoid breaking up with your spouse” (poking fun at the necessity of morals in stories), it’s pearls of Vincent Chen’s writing like “rock-proof glass-proof rock” that really made me think. Of course, as historical theatre, it didn’t need to come up with a lot of original story. Nevertheless, I thought the transformation of real-world politics into a more typical Disney-style narrative was executed elegantly – covering tropes from love triangles to a charismatic evil villain, with his associated cowering minions (Josh Bruton as Al Gore, and Freya Owen and Arthur Bellamy as Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid). Towards the end, though, it went really off the historical rails with a massive twist and two decidedly inaccurate named character deaths.

The comedic unseriousness of the production worked hand in hand with its small size. If it wanted to be taken seriously, the minimal costume changes, set design, casting, and the genuine mistakes would be detrimental. Instead, it was even more endearing and funny when characters wore puffer jackets and sunglasses over their dresses and suits, or mimed eating imaginary food at an empty table. The Freudian double-casting of Riya Bhattacharjee as both Bush’s mother and wife earned a laugh when they switched roles on stage, taking off their hat and taking on an entirely different persona – some impressive acting in its own right. It really added to the performance when the drummer Rei French had to shepherd a ball of yarn off stage as it got caught on a stand and unravelled.

The lighting by Felix Gibbons and Matthew Arakcheev, and sound design by Iona Blair were utilised very effectively. The stage was flooded with blue or red to represent the disagreeing parties, and blinded with white as the narrator (Molly Dineley) took on a more divine role. Background protests and eerie siren songs helped sell the settings of the Bush house and the Gore lair respectively. The production’s worst enemy was the hardwood floor, which, when combined with the mid-scene dragging in of various pieces of furniture, occasionally distracted from the dialogue.

This was my first watch of a comedy musical, and I hope it hasn’t set the bar too high. The production took itself just seriously enough to deliver solid comedic performances and an engaging narrative while also maintaining its core absurdity. It made its small budget work to its advantage and revelled in its own silliness.

Queen’s and Hilda’s students run 200km for motor neurone disease

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Three Oxford University students completed four ultramarathons for charity last week: Thomas Milton (St Hilda’s College), and Harry Kyd and Jack Harper-Hill (the Queen’s College), ran in aid of motor neurone disease (MND) research. Their route began in Oxford and ended at Big Ben, covering 85km the first day, 66km on the second, and 50km on the third. In total, they ran around 200km.

They were inspired by prominent rugby players, such as Doddie Wier and Rob Burrows, who had raised awareness of the correlation between concussions and development of MND. Kevin Sinfield was a particularly strong influence. Thomas told Cherwell how they admired his “unbelievable work over the years to raise awareness for this important cause”, and how “unreal” it had been to receive a text message from him supporting their efforts.

The idea for the ultramarathon first came in December 2024, “over a pint in Chequers”. Each of the runners had been involved in sport before, but not to the level of an ultramarathon – Jack said he had “only ever run a distance of around 5km before this”. 

While Harry admitted that the planning process did begin on ChatGPT, they quickly sought “proper training planners”. In the end, an ex-Royal Marine, now online PT, helped them put together a plan. It consisted of 3 runs per week: one longer run over 30km, one recovery run at a slower pace, and one fast run at a “shorter distance” of 10-15km.

The run itself began at 3:30am, which Thomas said “made the whole thing feel really serious”. Parents, friends, and rugby teammates joined at various points throughout the 200km, which “made the whole thing so much more enjoyable”. The runners agreed, however, that the best part was the finish. Harry told Cherwell: “It was raining and cold and windy but just the thought that we’d actually completed [the run] made it the most incredible feeling”. Similarly, Thomas emphasised the “amazing feeling” of realising they’d completed their goals.

The journey wasn’t without its challenges. By the second day, Jack had damaged his tendon and Harry had torn his hamstring. Jack “had to straight leg walk some of the way, repeating just “left right left right” until the finish line”. He spoke of having to “make sure we worked as a team and set any egos aside, which was a really good opportunity to build ourselves.” 

The runners’ goal was to raise money for MND research, but increasing awareness was of equal importance. On the route, Harry spoke of how “there were a lot of people that stopped us (after recognising our MNDA[Motor Neurone Disease Association] tops) to let us know that they had been affected by MND.”

Motor neurone disease affects up to 5,000 adults in the UK at any one time, and kills six people per day. It attacks the nerves controlling movement, preventing muscles from working, but generally leaving the senses unaffected. As a result, those with the disease are “locked in a failing body”, without the ability to move, talk, or, eventually, breathe. It currently has no cure.

Recently, research has pointed to a link between head injuries and the risk of developing neurodegenerative diseases like MND, with elite rugby players at a greater risk than the general population. Rob Burrow, former England rugby player, died aged 41 from the disease in 2022. He had been involved in fundraising with Kevin Sinfield, his former team-mate. Sinfield has raised over £7 million for MND.

Thomas, Harry, and Jack set their fundraising target at £5,000. At the time of writing, their JustGiving page showed £9,495 raised, almost doubling their target. Including Gift Aid, the total is over £11,000. The runners spoke of future fundraising efforts through further challenges, like a coast to coast run. However, for now, they said “they’ll stick with recovering and fundraising/promoting this one.” They highlighted their gratitude to “all who came along the way”, who they “would not have done without”. 

More information is available on their Instagram page, @westgate2westminster.

Before the runners had completed the ultramarathons, the MND Association’s Head of Community Fundraising Operations, Amy Kilpatrick said: “We are so grateful to Thomas, Harry and Jack for taking on this challenge and for choosing to support the Association in this way.

“Over the past five years, our Patron Kevin Sinfield CBE has done an extraordinary amount to not only raise money on behalf of MND charities but to raise awareness of MND as well and we are delighted the students have been inspired by him to take on a challenge of their own.

“The money raised will help us to improve care and support for people living with MND and their families, while also helping to fund important research into this devastating disease.

“We wish them all the very best of luck with the challenge.”

Donations can be made via the following link: https://www.justgiving.com/page/runformnd-harry-kyd-173788806665?utm_medium=FR&utm_source=CL&utm_campaign=015.

Academic imperialism and the war on Oxford

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Oxford’s historic charm is being reshaped. Not by the hands of time, but by the relentless expansion of its own University. For decades, Colleges have played a cutthroat game of Monopoly, gobbling up properties, bulldozing community spaces, and transforming neighbourhoods into sterile academic annexes. Students, just passing through this ancient city, barely notice the metamorphosis. But beyond the libraries and quads, a quieter crisis unfolds: Oxford’s soul is being hollowed out. Independent shops shutter, beloved venues vanish, and rents skyrocket to absurd heights, ignored as collateral damage in the University’s imperial march for growth. This isn’t mere NIMBY whining; it’s a slow suffocation of our city’s heartbeat. 

A quick glance at any local Facebook page will tell you a very consistent story. Locals are fed up with us for what seems to be the University’s expansion into their neighbourhoods. What once were community spaces are now cut-and-paste accommodation and offices, which in turn makes Oxford less liveable for someone who has no need for either.   

The thing is, as a student here, I’d like to dismiss this as NIMBYism, but it’s the truth. Does anybody here remember the Warehouse nightclub? It was before my time, personally. It sat on 42 Parkend Street. On the off-chance that the Nuffield College administration reads the Cherwell, they’d recognise it as their administrative offices, and a few rooms for the sociology department. The rest of us, however, wouldn’t recognise it. Why would we? What was once for everyone, is now a building for a few dozen people. 

On Cornmarket Street, businesses have come and gone, shutting within mere years of opening. Burger King disappeared in 2020, LEON in 2024 – the list goes on.. Naturally, we should not shed a tear for multi-million-pound fast food chains. However, Burger King explicitly pointed to Jesus College’s rent prices as the reason for their closure, and similar rumours surfaced on LEON’s closure. How high the rent must be, that a billion-dollar company can be priced out, boggles the mind. 

Many of us have seen our own high streets and social areas at home die off in the wake of COVID, and the same thing is happening to Oxford five years later, courtesy of the University. Their rationale seems to be as follows. The more people who get the chance to study in Oxford, the better, and the more resources Colleges have at their disposal, the better. This sounds good; after all, life here is so good, you’d want to share it with as many people as possible, right? The logic falls apart rather quickly, however. Oxford is what it is, not because of office blocks, but because of the spaces both Town and Gown may enjoy. Clubs, restaurants, cafes, simply cannot exist if colleges continue their rent-hike tirades and aggressive acquisitions. 

A final thought. It feels downright evil to close spaces students probably won’t have heard of to expand the University’s resources, when its impact directly harms the roughly 160,000 people already living here. Most of us students will live in Oxford for three years, then pay it an occasional visit following graduation. We don’t have to treat it like our forever-home, and so we have no regard for places we’d have no need for. This makes us complacent, whilst the University’s colleges rid the city of the few social spaces for both Town and Gown still here. We should be living together with Oxford’s residents, not separated and locked in a war for control over the city.

This article was amended on 11th June 2025. A previous version incorrectly suggested that Magdalen College owned the land on which Oxford’s Hollywood Bowl and Vue Cinema are located and that the College was involved in redevelopment plans on this site. Cherwell apologies for this inaccuracy.

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Review: So Far, So Good – ‘Counting down the fall’

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Student theatre has always thrived on experimentation, collaboration, and the courage to speak up. So Far, So Good, a new piece of original writing by Melissa Chetata-Brooks, undoubtedly embraces all three. From its very first moment, a stark countdown projected onto a television screen, the play situates itself as a work with something urgent to say.

Drawing inspiration from the cult French film La Haine, it promises an unflinching look at grief, community, and the cycles of violence, with a particular focus on the impact of knife crime in the UK. The production’s heart is also in the right place, raising awareness for the Ben Kinsella Trust, a charity that works against violent crimes through education, and showcasing a richly diverse cast and creative team.

What makes So Far, So Good compelling in concept is its desire to break traditional boundaries, not just thematically, but in its form. The play integrates music, photography, and video into the storytelling. A raised bedroom set cleverly evokes adolescence, while the live DJ, who scores scene transitions, provides moments of atmospheric immersion that sometimes outshine the dramatic action itself. At times, the soundtrack is so arresting that it momentarily pulls the audience out of the plot, leaving one almost tempted to ask for the DJ’s playlist rather than follow the next twist of the story.

The performances are spirited, and several cast members bring a striking presence to the stage. Alexa (Damola Arin) is especially strong as the voice of reason among a group of teenagers caught in cycles of violence and mistrust. Arin delivers her lines with a grounded conviction that offers the audience an anchor in a narrative full of instability. Her moments of lightness are just as impactful as her serious ones, as when she deadpans “This isn’t the 1950s” during a conversation about leaving an abusive partner, eliciting a much-needed burst of laughter from the audience amidst the play’s heavier moments.

Other standout scenes include a heart-wrenching exchange between Josh (Kwame Appafram) and the mother of Isaiah, who was killed before the beginning of the play, and Sheila (Arya Coban), which offers a rare pause for grief to be processed rather than performed. Joseph Beckett as Cain brings an unsettling authenticity to the role of Kia’s (Carla Mukasa) abusive boyfriend. So much so that when he calmly microwaved a lasagna mid-argument, I was gripped by an overwhelming urge to leap onstage and fling it straight into his smug face, ideally while it was still scalding-hot from the microwave.

But So Far, So Good also grapples with a recurring issue in student-written theatre: how to match strong themes with a coherent script. There are frequent moments of poetic ambition – Kayla’s monologue near the end is delivered with emotional force by Nyla Thomas – but the writing at times feels rushed or under-explored. Motives shift quickly, and characters occasionally serve the demands of the plot over psychological depth. For example, Kayla’s sister, Kia’s, relationship with Cain is clearly central to the story, yet the nature of her dependence on him remains vague. Given that she seems to live with her siblings and has other forms of support, her continued attachment to him is underwritten, making her eventual tragic fate feel more like a narrative necessity than a character-driven outcome.

The play’s most symbolic device – a gun that passes from hand to hand, eventually resulting in Kia’s accidental death – raises further questions. While a direct nod to La Haine’s motif of circular violence, its presence in this setting strains plausibility. The characters are teenagers in Oxfordshire, involved in low-level drug activity at most. The ease with which a gun is obtained and how casually it is passed between characters feels more like a borrowed cinematic trope than an organically integrated plot point. It gestures toward the gravity of systemic violence but lacks the infrastructural context that would make it believable.

Some narrative choices are similarly discordant. At one point, Alexa offers Kia £20 to leave town and pursue her dreams of becoming an actress. The gesture is sweet, but also jarringly unrealistic, especially in an economic climate where £20 barely covers a train ticket, let alone a new life. Other lines, like Kayla’s sudden insistence that she’s the one holding everything together and taking care of everyone, are delivered with power but lack sufficient buildup provided that no indication of this had been given before, creating emotional beats that don’t always feel entirely earned.

That said, the production’s sincerity and ambition are undeniable. The use of multimedia, the focus on inclusivity, and the determination to tell stories about marginalised experiences are all crucial contributions to Oxford’s theatrical landscape. Chetata-Brooks speaks with great clarity in her interview about the need for student theatre to evolve into a space where multiple art forms intersect and where new voices are embraced on their own terms, without being reduced to labels like “diverse” or treated as a “niche” interest.  Her work is a direct manifestation of that vision.

So Far, So Good may not be polished, and some moments feel less fully realised, but it’s a production that deserves attention and respect for what it sets out to do. It asks its audience to engage with uncomfortable truths, and even when its storytelling falters, its underlying message comes through: these characters, these stories, and these conversations matter. For a debut play, it shows remarkable promise, and more importantly, it opens the door for others to step forward and try, fail, or succeed on their own terms. In student theatre, that is something to be encouraged, and should never be critiqued out of existence.