Monday 1st September 2025
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When a small sweet treat becomes a big problem

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I can’t walk past the Covered Market without feeling inexplicably drawn to Moo-Moo’s. The array of servers at Knoops have my order memorised. Even the staff at Fuwa Fuwa have begun to greet me with “lovely to see you again”.

I would definitely consider myself at least partly addicted to sugar, or at least the concept of sweetness. But aren’t we all? In a city where boba shops seem to be multiplying by the hour and JCRs keep churning out new excuses to supply sugary freebies, there’s definitely enough demand. If you’ve managed to avoid a dependent relationship with this everyday drug at Oxford, then I applaud you: you’re a stronger soldier than me.

What started as an innocent addition to the revision experience soon became a diehard dependency. I began to associate essay-writing so strongly with sipping sticky gloop that I eventually couldn’t revise at all without the support of a sugar IV. I knew all too well how unhealthy this was, but I was too far gone to stop. I think I went to Costa more than I entered a library. Somehow, I had trained my brain to believe a sweet treat was indispensable for the revision experience, as necessary as pen and paper. It was bad.

I wish I could tell you my sugar dependency was a past fancy, a silly habit of a silly fresher, but I shudder to admit that it has only accelerated in my third year. For reference, in Hilary, my housemate was thoroughly shocked to walk in on me eating fruit for the first time in our months of living together. Fruit contains what I consider ‘healthy’ sugars and thus obviously doesn’t count.

I gave up fizzy drinks in plastic bottles for Lent in the hopes it’d reduce my sugar intake. However, I desperately found solace in an alternative evil: fizzy drinks in cans. At least I’m consuming fewer microplastics? These days, if I’m not devouring can after can of Dr Pepper Zero, I’m planning a trip to the Lindt chocolate museum.

I’ll get a Knoops on Monday, a MooMoo’s on Wednesday, and, if I’m feeling particularly adventurous, I’ll even venture out to Costa for an iced tiramisu whipped latte on Friday. I started going to libraries more often this year too, as soon as I discovered I could bring sugar into the Old Bod as long as it’s protected in a KeepCup.

Yes, these drinks do often make me feel slightly nauseous and cause my heart to beat like it has just survived a particularly tremulous circuit in a Regent’s Park College tumble dryer. But pain and adrenaline are staples of the uni experience, right?

Alongside the impact on my health, my sugar obsession has a more obvious impact elsewhere: my wallet. Let’s do the maths: if a sugary drink costs approximately £5 and I have around five sweet treats a week, that’s £25 spent willingly poisoning myself. That’s £200 in a term. £200 that could buy me so many things: a new laptop, a plane ticket, my own lightsaber. But I invariably choose instant gratification.

So why does sugar have me in such a chokehold? I think many use the burst of energy it provides to replace caffeine. Sweet treats are also romanticised on social media. Celebrities endorse sugary drinks they’ve definitely never tried themselves and images of teenage girls solving algebra problems with an iced matcha swarm Pinterest and Instagram.

I recently started following a YouTuber whose entire brand depends on her ability to chug sugar and caffeine to survive all-nighters. I find her videos fascinating and, dare I say, inspirational? There’s something intoxicating about watching her consume a ridiculous amount of sugar whilst studying for hours on end. I’ve even considered replicating her efforts, but my desire for rest and relaxation always triumphs in the end.

Maybe graduating will alleviate this dependency – perhaps, even, I’ll evolve into someone who only drinks water, sugarless tea, and makes smoothies in my very real blender. Maybe.

How to Create a Sixth Form Student CV That Gets Noticed

Think CVs are only for jobseekers? Not quite. A well-crafted sixth form student CV gives admissions tutors a quick overview of your accomplishments, activities, interests, and any work experience. It can also help you feel confident during interviews and provide helpful context to those writing your reference letters.

If you’re unsure how to begin, these tips will help you shape a student CV that represents who you are and what you’ve achieved so far.

What to Include on a CV for University Applications

There’s no single formula for a CV, but most strong sixth form student CV examples share a few key sections. Customise yours to reflect your personal strengths.

  • Contact details (name, address, phone number, email)
  • School name, expected A-level completion year, grades (predicted or actual), and any standardised test scores
  • Awards, honours, or published work
  • Notable academic programmes outside of regular studies (summer schools, university taster courses, etc.)
  • Extracurricular involvement
  • Volunteering experience
  • Employment history
  • Hobbies or passions
  • Special skills (like coding or fluency in another language)

Each section offers an opportunity to show what you care about and how you spend your time. Choose the ones that reflect your unique background.

When and Where to Use a School Leaver CV

You might be wondering if you should submit your CV along with your university application. Some universities or scholarship bodies specifically request a CV, while others don’t. Always follow each application’s instructions. If allowed, bring your CV to interviews and share it with advisers or teachers who are supporting your application process.

In the academic world, showing initiative and effort in preparing a professional-looking CV is often appreciated. Students who need help articulating their accomplishments clearly can benefit from using an online essay writer service to refine their self-presentation. Whether it’s your personal statement or your CV, having clear and well-structured documents can make a big difference.

Tips for Writing a Student CV

  1. Stay concise.
    Stick to a one-page format unless you have more extensive experience. Rather than listing everything, focus on a few items that best represent you.
  2. Show commitment.
    Depth matters more than quantity. Admissions tutors are more impressed by long-term dedication than by a list of short-lived activities. If you had a part-time job that took up time after school, highlight your responsibilities and the skills you developed through that work.
  3. Be specific.
    Don’t just say you were a member of a club—describe what you did. For example:
    • Role and title
    • Years involved and hours per week
    • Notable achievements (e.g. “Launched a weekly science podcast to engage students in current research topics”)
    • Leadership roles
    • Distinctive contributions
  4. Include what’s not in your personal statement.
    Your CV should offer new insight. If you didn’t get to talk about your love for digital art in your UCAS statement, this is the place to highlight it.
  5. Prioritise design and structure.
    Use section headers, bullet points, and consistent formatting to make your CV easy to read. Organise it in a way that feels natural—whether that’s by relevance, activity type, or time spent. And be sure to proofread it carefully for spelling and grammar errors.
  6. Keep it honest.
    Admissions offices cross-check information. It’s important to be truthful about your involvement and achievements. For example, don’t list 25 hours a week for the school council if it was more like 5.

Examples and Templates

If you’re still unsure how to structure your document, there are plenty of templates online. Whether you’re creating a sample CV for sixth form student applications or crafting one for a weekend job, keep it genuine and relevant. A CV for school leavers with no paid experience might focus on volunteering, leadership roles in clubs, or personal projects that demonstrate initiative.

Looking at a sample CV for university applicants can also offer ideas on layout and language. Even if you’re early in your academic journey, a clean and organised student CV can leave a strong impression.

Final Thoughts

Creating a strong sixth form student CV doesn’t require a long list of achievements—it’s about presenting your experiences in a thoughtful, organised way. Whether you’re applying to a university, scholarship programme, or simply preparing for interviews, your CV offers a quick snapshot of who you are and what you value. Take the time to tailor it to your goals, be clear and honest, and let your personality come through. With careful attention to detail, your CV can become a powerful part of your university application toolkit.

Buying a Used Car: What to Look For

Buying a used car is a great way to reduce upfront costs and your monthly expenses. But it’s essential to be cautious when purchasing a used car. While some offer excellent value, others can leave you with unexpected and costly repairs. So, here are some key things to look out for when buying a used car. 

Do Your Research 

Whether you have a specific car in mind or are still browsing for makes and models you admire most, it’s important to conduct some research into the car(s) you’re interested in. Some cars are known for their reliability, while others have well known faults that you may want to be aware of. 

Check the History of the Car

It’s vital that you inspect the car’s history. You can do this by entering your VIN (Vehicle Identification Number) free car report online to get a full report on the car’s background, including previous owners, unreported damages, specifications, and whether or not the car has been stolen. You should also check the car’s MOT and service history to see if it has any recurrent issues and get an idea of whether or not the car has been well maintained. 

Thoroughly Inspect the Vehicle 

It’s always a good idea to view the car in person, no matter if you’re purchasing from a dealer or through a private sale. 

Inspect the car in daylight and look for any signs of rust or damage – both inside and out. Additionally, test electronic elements such as windows, lights, and air conditioning so you know whether or not everything is in working order. 

Take it For a Spin

Test driving not only gives you a good feel for the car and may help you make a final decision based on comfort and the overall driving experience, but it also gives you the chance to identify any issues that you can’t gauge just from looking at it. 

When test driving, always drive with the windows up and the radio off. By doing this you will be able to hear any knocks, bangs, or abnormal noises that could indicate an undisclosed issue with the car.

Get a Second Opinion 

If you know very little about cars or feel unsure about the car’s condition, it’s a good idea to ask an expert to take a look. Whether this be a car enthusiast you know or a local mechanic, they will be able to spot issues that you may have overlooked. 

Remain Vigilant   

More often than not buying a used car goes without a hitch, but it’s always important to be cautious. Research the make and model, check the car’s full history, thoroughly inspect the vehicle in person, take it for a test drive, and if possible, get a second opinion from an expert.

How to quit social media without losing your friends, or your mind

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1. Change your environment: we are what surrounds us. When my five-year old phone broke down, I bought a smaller one, partly because I love being able to fit my phone in my pocket, but, above all, because the smaller the screen, the less I was drawn to it. Long scrolling sessions are noticeably less comfortable.

2. Assign specific tasks to each device: my Kindle for reading; my phone for calls, messages, and music; my tablet for notes and drawings; and my laptop for professional use and casual browsing. My phone has only a few messaging apps, along with news apps. My iPad is devoid of social media apps, and my laptop takes on any remaining functions, including Netflix and shopping. 

3. Withdraw slowly: Six years ago, I deleted my TikTok account. It was hard at first, going from being the cool girl at school who knew every dance trend, to an outdated, boring kid with nothing to scroll. But now, I’m practically indifferent to it. My friends have grown accustomed to me knowing nothing about the latest trends, so they’ve stopped bringing it up, and my life continued. Facebook was challenging because it’s the primary social media platform in Vietnam, where people share life updates, run businesses, and post news. I compromised by using it solely on my laptop, where there was considerably less temptation to scroll. 

4. Balance is key: I struggled to leave YouTube because I enjoyed the music, lifestyle content, and, most of all, comedy skits. But it was a slippery slope; I’ve often been tempted to sneak in a YouTube short while listening to music. The problem is that, with the abundance of short-form content, we’ve lost patience for more enriching media – like books, newspapers, and longer videos. To counteract this, I started to rebuild my relationship with longer content. I began by assigning myself two or three articles per day, and scrolling on Substack became the target of my eager thumbs. A year or so later, I can read a book in one go, or multiple articles in a day without losing focus.

Now, I have very little interest in short-form media, apart from comedy skits. But the best part is that I feel good. At first, I feared that breaking up with social media would render me so out of touch that I’d struggle to discuss anything with my friends. But eventually, I got used to it, and so did my friends. They stopped asking me about Internet trends, and this opened up more interesting conversations – I can confidently say that there is life after excessive social media. As with any change, you just have to begin with small changes – literally – get a smaller phone. But maybe for you, it starts with asking: “What do I miss when I’m offline, and what do I not miss at all?”

Mini-crossword: TT25 Week 8

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Oxford admissions report reveals significant college and subject disparities

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Oxford University has released its Annual Admissions Statistical Report, providing information about undergraduate applications, offers, and admissions. It reveals a mixed picture, particularly between colleges and subjects, on areas including socioeconomic background, ethnicity, school type, and gender.

At a university level, it is broadly one of improvement, with the highest percentage of Black and Minority Ethnic students (30.8%) since the first report was released in 2018, and the number of students entitled to free school meals increasing to 8.1%. There were some setbacks however, with the percentage of UK students from state schools declining for the fourth year in a row to 66.2%.

Notably, this was the first year where applicants had the option of selecting either ‘I prefer not to say’ or ‘I prefer another term’ under the gender section. 2.9% of undergraduates admitted in 2024 opted for one of these, considerably higher than the 0.2% national average that did so at other UK universities.

At the college level, disparities were more marked. In particular, state school students varied significantly between colleges, with the highest being 93.7% at Mansfield (which has topped this ranking every year since the reports began), and the lowest being 55.6% at Pembroke. Oriel and New (both 56.5%) were also particularly low on this metric.

A Pembroke College spokesperson told Cherwell: “Pembroke’s approach to access focuses on tackling regional inequality in this country. We work actively and collaboratively with universities and colleges across England on a growing number of access and outreach programmes with this aim. Every year we engage with around 200 pupils from our target regions and over the last three years, we have supported 124 state school pupils to apply for and receive offers to read a wide range of subjects at mainly Oxford colleges.”

Such contrasts were present across subjects too. Classics saw the lowest percentage of state school students (43.2%), whilst History and Politics (79.2%) had the highest. A University spokesperson told Cherwell: “Annual figures for individual courses naturally fluctuate due to factors such as applicant preferences and cohort sizes, but our overall trajectory demonstrates sustained progress towards greater diversity and inclusivity.”

Ethnicity was another area where divides could be seen. The University caveat that “students from BME backgrounds are more likely to apply for the most competitive courses than White students,” with this being borne out in the statistics. Medicine had the highest proportion of UK BME students at 55.6%, with Modern Languages the lowest (15.7%).

Data was also given on more specific ethnic groups, including Black African / Black Caribbean UK students. Here, across the three years 2022-2024, none were admitted to Biomedical Sciences despite 45 applications, and just two were admitted for Computer Science, even with 97 applications being made.

The college with the highest percentage of BME students was Christ Church, with 34.7% – the highest figure since the reports began, and the fourth year in a row that the College has topped this ranking. Merton had the lowest, with 22%; it is a sign of the improvement, however, that this would have been the highest of any College when the first report was released seven years ago.

Of the 29 colleges included in the report, only seven did not have a majority of women among UK students. Corpus Christi had the lowest, at 42.9% – the lowest of any College since the 2018 report – whilst Lady Margaret Hall had the highest at 60.8%, the third year in a row it has done so.

Subjects saw the greatest splits on gender, with 82.9% of those admitted for Experimental Psychology identifying as a woman. Meanwhile, women made up just 19.8% of Maths and Computer Science students.

Course popularity additionally saw some changes, with Philosophy, Politics, and Economics no longer among the top ten courses in terms of applicants per place for the first time ever. Economics and Management came out on top on this admissions metric, with 19.1 applicants per place, whilst Computer Science saw a drop from last year, decreasing from 20 to 17.2 in 2024.

As the impact of Brexit continues to affect UK universities, figures also showed that the percentage of EU students is the lowest it has ever been, with just 3.2% of undergraduates coming from the EU in 2024.

An Oxford University spokesperson told Cherwell: “The majority of courses at Oxford actively support the UNIQ summer school, an intensive academic programme specifically aimed at students from disadvantaged backgrounds, significantly enhancing their readiness to make competitive applications. 

“We remain committed long-term to ensuring our undergraduate student body reflects the diversity of the UK, attracting students with the highest academic potential from all backgrounds. Recognising that socio-economic disadvantage and varying school performance may hinder some students from reaching their full potential, we employ comprehensive contextual information during admissions to better understand and assess individual achievements.”

Merton and Corpus Christi were contacted for comment.

Oxford Union believes the commodification of women has gone too far

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Last Thursday, the Oxford Union passed the motion “This House believes that the commodification of women’s bodies has gone too far”, with 133 members voting in favour of the motion and 97 members voting against it. The debate was the last of the academic year and included parting speeches from this term’s committee, including President Anita Okunde who made history as the first Black woman to lead the Union.

The debate was preceded by the emergency motion “This House would have a hot girl summer”. After a heart-felt debate about whether we should have a ‘hot girl’ summer, a ‘good girl’ summer or a ‘go get ‘em girl’ summer, the chamber resoundingly supported the motion.

Opening for the proposition for the main motion was the Union’s Chief of Staff Amina Bellalem. She focused on women’s bodies as goods to be sold and goods to be purchased. Specifically, she argued that surrogacy “can be beautiful and intimate. But once this biological gift has been commercialised” it can lead to problematic power dynamics where women are “relegated to their bodily functions”. Bellalem also highlighted the disparities between women in developing and developed countries performing surrogacy as well as problems relating to sex work. 

She further remarked that “plastic surgery normalises body modifications and unrealistic standards. The message is clear: your body needs costly fixes to be acceptable.” She concluded her remarks, saying: “Commodification is not liberation but an exploitation dressed in the language of choice.”

The first speaker for the opposition was Maya Kapila, a member of Secretary’s Committee. When introducing the opposition speakers, Bellalem had said she was not surprised to see Kapila on the opposition bench, noting her much-loved Thatcherite politics. 

Kapila opened by stating: “To say commodification is always necessarily exploitation is to deny the history of women’s exploitation.” She drew on examples from the Roman empire and the slave trade, questioning why the “breaking point” for commodification is OnlyFans. She argued that for the first time in history, women truly have autonomy over their bodies and that “women are safer and better today than centuries gone by – they now set the terms and reap the rewards [of commodification].”

Cameron Russell – author, fashion activist and former model – was the second speaker for the proposition. She argued that the “commodification of all bodies is exploitation” and that “the idea that a person is only a body from which to extract profit is inhumane.” She rejected the capitalist ideal of commodification in all forms – whether typing on a keyboard or performing sex work. Russell also doubled-down on objections that commodification leads to empowerment, arguing that the need for desire can be distinct from commodification: “Desire is beautiful … this is not a gendered thing nor is it something to be ashamed of.”

The American fashion and culture journalist Dana Thomas was next to speak in favour of the opposition. Thomas began by speaking about her experience modelling as a teenager and the trade-off that she made between modelling and baby-sitting. She accepted that some might see her modelling career as “commodification but really it was her choice and these issues are not so black and white. To view them as such would be to make a really rash conclusion.” Ultimately, Thomas’s modelling career enabled her to pay for her college education. She argued that, in our capitalist society “beauty can get people to part with their money” and that this is “not necessarily a bad thing.”

The chamber erupted in laughs of embarrassment as she called out all those who wore make-up, indulged in skincare routines, and shaved ahead of the debate. With a nod to her husband’s black tie, she noted that “we indulge in these practices because we want to amplify our gendered appearance.” Asking the chamber “do you feel commodified?”, she replied “I’m guessing not.” She drew on the philosophical debate about beauty, its power and its ‘form of genius’ in the words of Oscar Wilde. In her concluding marks she drew attention to her tuxedo and her absent shirt: “I may appear sexually available, but do I feel commodified? I have your attention. I have control. I am a woman in full.”

Following resounding applause, the chamber turned to speeches from the floor where countless members spoke passionately in favour of the motion. Few members sought to oppose the motion, with the President calling upon opposition speakers with little success. One comical moment featured a speaker in favour of the proposition who accidentally stood up to give opposition remarks. She quickly returned to her seat.

Leane Deeb, a digital content creator and designer of Gymshark’s modest wear collection, provided concluding remarks for the proposition. She argued that “this motion is not an attack on women, but a challenge to the world we inherited. A world which tells women their value lies in how they look, not how they are inside.” She rejected arguments that female commodification can be autonomy-enhancing, and spoke about her own journey as an influencer as she “chose to align with my faith and cover.” Whilst she lost followers in the process, many women reached out supporting her and she said that “for the first time I felt free.”

Deeb asked: “Is it really empowerment if we tie our worth to how we look? This is not about modesty versus not, it’s about choice versus conditioning …  a woman’s strength is not in how she’s seen but in who she chooses to be.”

The Wizard Liz, a podcast and youtube sensation, gave the final remarks of the evening on behalf of the opposition. Anticipation reached its climax as she got up to speak, with many in the chamber turning out to see her. She spoke from the heart about her childhood experiences of commodification, reflecting that “the first man to sexualise and objectify me was my father.” She argued that for the first time women have agency in commodification, saying that “the main thing the patriarchy tries to do is to ruin women’s autonomy over their bodies. Who are you to control women and their choices?”

Liz went on to say that “men and women are afraid of true female power” and that the “one thing men love more than objectifying women is making money … women are making millions from men’s lust.” As a result, she claimed that “we are walking towards a female dominated society because of this … money is power … people will listen to women with a lot of money because unfortunately that’s what this capitalist society cares about.” 

She concluded by remarking that “we do need feminism and we do need men” but she does not “believe men are meant to lead. Instead, they are meant to protect women from other men and women are meant to lead … women are and will continue to reclaim their power. We will no longer be told what to do, what to wear and how to act.” If the motion was dependent upon applause alone, it seemed that Liz had captured the hearts and minds of the house. Yet, despite her passionate and personal delivery, the motion passed with a clear margin.

Reviving the symposium at the Ashmolean Krasis programme

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Every Wednesday, within the walls of the Ashmolean Museum, the Krasis Scholars gather for an object-centred symposium – and a cup of tea.

Devised by classicist Dr Sam Gartland and Teaching Curator Dr Jim Harris, Krasis is an interdisciplinary, museum-based teaching and learning programme for undergraduate and taught postgraduate students at the University of Oxford. Each termly iteration addresses one overarching theme, ranging from ‘Power and Imitation’ to ‘Absence’, with each afternoon symposium led from the disciplinary specialty of one of the eight Ashmolean Junior Teaching Fellows. The fellows and scholars, weaponed with notebooks and underneath the eye of Dr Harris, explore first-hand how the Ashmolean’s objects, galleries, and collections can teach what you do not yet know.

In this conversation with Dr Harris, we discuss why he brought the symposium back to life in the Ashmolean.

“Krasis,” Dr Harris tells me, “is a Greek word meaning ‘a good mixture.’ The name is perfect for it.” The name aptly reflects the purpose of the program as a series of disciplinarily-mixed symposia – an admittedly Grecocentric framing, favored by classicist Dr Gartland. 

But why create such a program? Dr Harris tells me that the point is “knowledge creation… knowledge exchange. We have people from anthropology, linguistics, and all sorts of disciplines; there’s you – a philosopher and theologian. They’re able to bring an informed perspective and answer the same question in eight different ways, depending on who they are. And that is exciting. So that’s the point of Krasis, and why I do it is because of the point of it.” And, above all, “because it’s fun!” 

Part of this programme’s aim is to ensure that participation in Krasis remains undemanding for all involved. The scholars and fellows, all Oxford students or academics, are “already under the cosh all the time,” Dr Harris tells me. You might be asked to complete a short reading beforehand, or watch a play, or perhaps even listen to music, but otherwise the only requirement is to bring your mind – sharpened and prepared to bear. 

This term, the 23rd iteration of Krasis, the theme is beauty. At the start of every term, the teaching fellows meet with Dr Harris to choose the theme and discuss how they might bring their research to bear on the theme. Then they think about kinds or types of objects, resources, collections, and galleries to use for the symposia. “Sometimes,” Dr Harris tells me, “the joy is that we’ve got exactly the thing they need. But sometimes we do have to think more laterally about things.” But that, to teaching curator Dr Harris, is one of the most exciting things – to see how the collections can be drawn on, to see how never-used-before objects can be put to work in teaching. “The objects have just been sitting there,” Dr Harris tells me, “kind of waiting for the right person to come and look at them.” In this sense, the Ashmolean space itself shapes the kinds of conversations in Krasis. If the symposia took place elsewhere – “Pitt Rivers, for example” – there would be a vastly different array of material to work with, and would “no doubt” attract a different kind of participant and a different kind of teaching fellow. 

So far, our symposia have taken us from the witch-hunts of the early modern period to the mythic culture of the viking age. At first glance, neither era seems particularly concerned with ‘beauty’ as we now understand it. But after studying a fascinating array of objects – The Four Witches (1497) by Albrecht Dürer, Viking brooches, and the like – I came to see things differently. The early modern witch hysteria echoed the Platonic view of aesthetics as morally charged; consider the stereotypical image of a witch: an ugly, decrepit female whose external appearance reflects internal moral corruption. On the other hand, the art of the Viking Age shows its rich decorative traditions: beasts, filigree, ornamentation, runestones, stave churches, all following conceptions of beauty preserved in Old Norse literature. 

None of the things which we conventionally want to know about the object – who made it? How did it get here? – are accessible in the study room. We don’t read a label or understand the object in relation to a gallery or other objects. The object is, effectively, “mute.” This exactly is the benefit: There is a lot to be understood simply from examining an object. There is a life to be established, a life which you cannot establish from a simple lecture or pre-reading. 

During the symposia, I noticed that Dr Harris takes a back seat: he observes us quietly and with a smile. When I ask him why this is, he laughs. “Because it’s not mine,” Dr Harris explains to me, “I can’t quite get stuck in it the way that I would like to. That’s not my job in this; it’s not to steer the symposia, but to labor it. The ‘sinister lurking’ is the outcome.” 

Why should a student think about becoming a Krasis participant? Dr Harris tells me that “there’s something liberating about being in a place where you have the chance to think, but where there is no demand on you, and where you are not being assessed.” He also hopes that the fellows take away a confidence and a capacity to bear upon their teaching.

The museum should be a place of teaching, learning, and human ingenuity. “Because the museum otherwise,” Dr Harris concludes, “is in danger of dying.”

‘This Room Their Lives’ in Magdalen College’s Waynflete building

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Every Magdalen member remembers their first encounter with the Waynflete Building. Sticking out a little obtrusively amidst the serenity of Addison’s Walk and the college’s two grandiose deer parks, the purpose-built, ‘60s-era block is hardly the accommodation most undergraduates had in mind when they received their offer. Especially not from the college that inspired C.S. Lewis’ Narnia.

It was almost certainly the aubergine-purple carpets that dashed my admittedly pretentious vision for a room, both quaint and saturated in dark academia, on that first day of Freshers’ Week. Or perhaps it was the radioactive green wardrobes. The glaringly non-existent sink equally did not help matters. 

Still, when I look back on that morning, it is not the disturbing interior design decisions that stand out. Nor is it even the tropical climate that greeted me immediately upon reaching the fourth floor, despite it having been an uncharacteristically chilly October (still a mystery to fellow ‘Riverside’ occupants). 

What comes rushing back isn’t my inaugural experience of the ‘Flete’ – as its residents affectionately nickname the Waynflete building – but rather the unmistakable, melodramatic camaraderie that seemed to thrum through its beige walls. Behind the imposing colour of my cupboards, I had relished discovering decades of choicely worded protests and gripes, juxtaposed with innumerable ‘Long Live Waynflete’ avowals and hearts all scrawled into its insides. 

It was a tale of two halves: a study of how somewhere ostensibly drab could nurture such a remarkable warmth. A kind of original ‘misery porn,’ if you will, where collective vexations forged meaningful connections. 

1st-year Magdalen student and fellow-Waynflete-survivor Abigail Grant captured this very sentiment and more in her Waynflete Building Exhibition, This Room Their Lives.

Stepping into room 13 of the Waynflete, where her love letter to the building’s inhabitants is housed, visitors are thrust into a time capsule. Yet, it remains unmistakably the room of a student you may come across now, ageless in its charm and unruliness. With the gentle hum of a Weezer tune in the background, I was immediately charmed by the careful curation of books, photographs, and posters that together told the story of an undergraduate who could have belonged to the class of 1995 or 2025.

The anecdotes Grant has dexterously sourced from dozens of alumni, detailing their experiences’ of living in the Waynflete, are perhaps the most compelling part of her exhibition. There are too many wonderful tales to recount them all, but one in particular stands out. Estelle Shirbon (matric. 1994) recounts how, on first entering the Waynflete, she was left “horrified.” Yet, she found some of her closest friends between the purple floors and green wardrobes. 

Grant has crafted an ode to a building that doesn’t necessarily lend itself to poetic recollection. It takes true patience and flair to sift through all the whinging, all the grumbling – and voices like Catriona Seth (matric. 1982), who professes, “I never once regretted leaving the Waynflete!” – to produce something so heartfelt on the other side. 

Michael McGowan, matriculating in 1982, wonders what the college’s founder would make of the rise and fall of the building to which he lends his name. “Unlike it,” he remarks, William Waynflete was “the ultimate survivor…having died of old age in his bed despite serving on both sides of the Wars of Roses.” It has to be said, however, that many a middle-class Magdalen Fresher – myself included – have at times treated their sojourn in the ‘Flete’ as akin to a noble sacrifice. 

Grant does well to tension this entitled tone against the quiet luxury of living amongst so many of your dearest friends, sharing everything from late-night gossip to a singular kitchen that does not produce inexplicable odours. Indeed, Grant told Cherwell how she “wanted to create this exhibition to honour both the loathing and the love people have for the Flete,” admitting that while “it’s clearly not the most beautiful building…it’s full of memories, and…didn’t want those to be lost when it was demolished.” If her ultimate intention was to show off “the kind of real history,” she says she tends towards, a history centred around “people falling in love, making lifelong friends,” Grant certainly achieved it.

The photos, which deck almost every inch of the room, are deftly selected. They demonstrate that while mohawks and terrible polo shirts might separate more recent Magdalen freshers from older ones, they share a significant, common experience.

The Waynflete is a building that everyone loves to hate, a building that oftentimes seems to pose more challenges than it is worth. Even in death, its imminent absence – more than provoking fond memories – comes with further practical problems for undergraduates. Recently, second – and third-year Magdalen students have protested their accommodation prospects now that freshers will be situated inside college walls, which had previously been their stomping ground. 

If the Fletes’ long history is to be boiled down to one anecdote, Grant’s rewarding find of one describing the Great Fire of ’82 is a good fit. The image of 70 first years bellyaching as they stand on the pavement in their pyjamas in the middle of the night – but silently revelling in the comradeship and pandemonium of their situation – is emblematic of the melodrama that ties together the diverse inhabitants of the Waynflete Building’s 60+ year tenure.

Long Live Waynflete, indeed.

In More, Pulp aren’t just trading on nostalgia – they’re fresh

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In a year where many are talking about one Britpop band in particular – cough, cough, Oasis – the often-forgotten band of the same era, Pulp, have stolen the limelight with their new album More. Last summer may have been ‘Brat Summer’, but for all you Geek-Chic Radio 4 listening icons out there, this summer is undoubtedly ‘Pulp Summer’. 

More is Pulp’s eighth studio album, and their first since 2001’s We Love Life. Even after the long wait, it doesn’t disappoint. Jarvis Cocker and Co have weaved a creatively magnificent, joyfully quirky, and at times delicately loving 50 minutes of listening. I’ve never wanted to buy a pair of thick oversized glasses and dress like an expert off the Antiques Roadshow more than after hearing this record. 

The album announces itself with ‘Spike Island’, which was released as a single in April. It’s a tight, groovy, and boisterous track where Cocker’s vocals are, perhaps, at their peak. It’s classic Pulp, but with a new maturity, and it sets the tone for what’s to come. 

Songs like ‘Tina’, ‘Grown Ups’, and ‘Got to Have Love’ have a similar typically rousing and playful Pulp guise to them. They stir the inner adolescence in you, just as older Pulp songs like ‘Common People’ or ‘Disco 2000’ do. When listening to songs like ‘Got to Have Love’, you can feel the band just seamlessly slipping back into creating together. One can only imagine it’s like slipping on an old pair of comfortable shoes for them, even after all these years.

The dark and moody Nick Cave-esque track, ‘My Sex’, is noteworthy too, and topical song for 2025. It’s brooding and menacing, but when Cocker sings the lyrics “I haven’t got an agenda / I haven’t even got a gender / my sex is hard to explain”, one can’t help but feel it’s a middle finger to the likes of JK Rowling. 

Cocker recently told Jools Holland on the Later… with Jools Holland show that his wife’s favourite song on the album is ‘Farmers Market’. And it’s easy to understand why. It’s delicate and soft and is, perhaps, the band’s most emotional song on the record. It’s a cry in the car song if ever there was one – a nice cry, like a warm hug. Additionally, the use of strings on the track is reminiscent to those which appear on Arctic Monkeys’ The Car album; reasonable, when you realise that both bands used producer James Ford on the respective records. Both bands also have the same Sheffield melancholia feel about their art nowadays too – it must be something in the Yorkshire water.

The track which stands out above the other ten on the album, however, is without a doubt ‘Grown Ups’. It tackles the endless coming-of-age story of man, the maturity process, and how it never concludes for any of us, no matter how old we are. Since, at the end of the day, even fully grown adults are just trying their best to fit in. The song makes you remember that it’s everybody’s first time living, and it’s okay to feel lost, but you should own it when you do. Amongst the lustrous strings and synths falling around him, Cocker’s chorus laments: “Trying so, so hard to act just like a grown up / And it’s so, so hard / And we’re hoping that we don’t get shown up / ‘Cause everybody wants to grow up”.

More is not just the work of a band getting back together for old-time’s sake. It’s the work of a band who’s potentially at the peak of their powers. When one Britpop band prepares to sell out stadiums across the country on nostalgia, playing material they largely wrote over 20 years ago. Another band from the same era is still trying to push the boundaries. That’s just Pulp in a nutshell, and you’ve got to love them for it.