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Café circuit: Cafe W

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Cafe W is a little-known treasure of the coffee scene in Oxford.

Three floors up in Waterstones at the corner where Cornmarket meets Broad Street, it’s a quiet place, and it feels a long way from the crush of central Oxford.

With three big windows looking down George Street and up towards the Ashmolean, the room is well lit with natural light.

Often busy, but somehow never full, motivating yourself to work is easy when you’re surrounded by books you haven’t read.

There’s a good selection of cakes and biscuits. The scones, which come with authentic jam and cream, are a particular highlight and are very hard to resist when you’re in the middle of an essay crisis.

While the absence of filter coffee on the hot drinks menu is regrettable, pots of Earl Grey for only £2 make up for it.

The wide variety of milks on offer – including the seriously underrated almond and soya – is good if you’re not so into dairy.

A lot of coffee shops in Oxford end up feeling dark and cramped.

The floor-to-ceiling windows in Cafe W make it bright and airy, with plenty of sky.

Working is best when you can look away from the screen and out, down onto the road.

If you’re working on a computer, sockets are scarce, and the tables – oakwood – are a little small. But some coffee shops feel like too much of a workplace, and Cafe W doesn’t.

The distance Cafe W puts between itself and the street, and the fact that there are people there who aren’t writing essays, means that even work can feel like an escape from the insular environment of academic life in Oxford.

If you’re bored of The Missing Bean and Turl Street Kitchen, Cafe W is definitely worth a try.

Spacious, bright and relaxed, it’s everything a coffee shop should be.

Night Out: May Day Reviews

Not Nineteen Forever: Fever
Emma Ball

May Day is the busiest student night out of the year, so who wouldn’t want to spend it in a club that was once voted the third worst in Britain? Yet with an alarming number of disco balls and walls of the finest velvet, Fever’s poor reputation is, without a doubt, undeserved. It is therefore no surprise that the Encore event ‘Not Nineteen Forever’ was fully booked out. With most Fever-goers painfully aware of how quiet it can be until late, it was an undeniable relief when the club became uncharacteristically busy by 11pm.

Classed as an ‘indie night’, party-goers were treated to the usual anthems by the Fratellis and Foals, as well as the odd appearance from Oasis. However, it would not be Fever unless they played some of the mainstream cheesy sing-alongs that we all secretly love; the Pretenders’ ‘500 miles’ being a particular highlight. Essentially, there was slightly more ‘Fluorescent Adolescent’ and slightly less ‘Shape of You’ than you would find on a normal night.

The event itself was largely centred around the concept that Scouting for Girls would make an appearance, although from the marketing campaign all involved seemed to be unsure as to what form this would take. The answer, as we found out on the night, was the appearance of the drummer behind the DJ booth for a small portion of the evening. This misrepresentation of the event was obviously a source of frustration, with many having expected the whole band to be there and maybe even a live performance.

Whilst undoubtedly enjoyable, once the inevitable ‘She’s so lovely’ had been played, you would easily be forgiven for forgetting what the theme of the night was supposed to be.

May Day ft. Richard Blackwood: Park End
Juliet Martin

We opted for Park End for May Day to avoid having to be organised enough to buy tickets in advance, and also in mind of its significant added benefit of easy access to seats for when 6am started to feel far off. We were planning on staying out all night, and Park End seemed like somewhere we might manage it.

A major pro was that there was no queue to get in when we arrived at about 2am. It was pretty busy inside but not packed, and there was enough variety between the different rooms to keep us going for a good few hours. I can’t comment on the state of Park End at closing time, but it was beginning to thin out by the time we left at around 4am.

Unfortunately our self-imposed obligation to have a mad one on May Day ultimately meant that for the second year in a row most of us missed the thing on Magdalen Bridge (is it a choir? Is it bells? I’m still not 100% sure). Park End was not particularly conveniently located on this occasion so those that did make it made a pit stop at college first. Our least favourite thing was the irony of the £12 entrance fee for a night titled “Broke Monday”, but I find that fairly forgivable in light of the prices of some of the tickets for certain other clubs that night.

In conclusion, I have seen in May festively hungover and having failed yet again to make it to the bridge, but pretty happy with our choice of Park End as the place to do so.

Disco Stu v. Big Poppa: Emporium
Libby Cherry and Matt Carlton

When it comes to big nights out, we like to avoid the mainstream. We’re shadow dwellers, Berghain babes – which is what led us to doorway of Emporium on May Day. After being aired on Oxtickets, we decided to make the most of a £8 post-brunch impulse buy and show our faces at potentially the most unpopular event of the most-hyped evening on the social calendar at Oxford.

The crowd? A motley gaggle of all your cheap friends,  and those who think that Cowley is a rural hamlet. Touchingly, perhaps the folks at Emporium had worked out that these weren’t the normal party types and had managed to create what can only be described as a ‘homely village green’ atmosphere with a paternal-looking fellow flipping burgers in the corner of the smoking area. Ben Lakeland, called the £3 meaty treats “decent”, glowing praise from Corpus’ notoriously discerning Domestic Officer.

Yet, despite this rather unpromising combination of elements, Emporium certainly managed to engineer a ‘vibe’ this May Day. As Francesca Parkes reported, ‘it was lit’. Disco Stu and Big Poppa were certainly cranking out some bangers, allowing you to segue from Sean Paul to the Bee Gees, an experience that certainly will lead to some reconfiguration of the shower playlist. Instead of the usual drum ‘n’ bass, punch in the face setup in the basement, one might even dare to describe the pit as wholesome. Looking round at those reddened faces, that cash saved appropriately blown on Jägerbombs, one had a feeling of finding your people.

We ended up the staying the whole night. The Whole Night. It was a heartwarming experience, looking around at our fellow all-nighters, swaying arm in arm in that Ring. Meeting the other 02-ers and Bully-ers, tired and more than a little bit grumpy, on the Bridge the next morning only confirmed what we had already believed. May Day at Emporium – the indie choice.

This Is May Day 2018: O2 Academy
Sophie Kilminster

I didn’t have high hopes for the O2. Incessant and monotonous techno music isn’t really my scene – I am, for my sins, a cheese floor girl. However, all my friends were going, and, being the sheep that I am, I also forked out £37.

To get the negatives out of the way first: the music was very boring, it honestly sounded like one song was playing on both floors for the whole six or so hours we were there. Yeah, maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about when it comes to whatever that kind of music. Maybe I wasn’t on the right ‘level’ both sobriety wise and floor wise, but let’s be honest, other than a few Spanish(?) words in Peggy Gou’s set, nothing really stood out.

However, believe it or not I still had a brilliant time! I felt the whole vibe of the O2 that night was very ‘we’re all in this together, let’s push through’. People generally seemed in really good spirits. There was also an absence of aggressive pushing and shoving that you get in my beloved Park End. The venue was large enough for everyone to have their own space, find and stick with their friend groups. The decoration of the venue, with large glittery ‘May Day’ balloons and lots of confetti made it more into an occasion and added to the sense that this was a uniquely ‘Oxford’ experience we were embarking upon.

On a more basic level, the service at the bars was always really quick and the drinks were cheap, meaning I could work my way through (and convince my friends to pay for) many rounds of 4 Jaeger bombs for £10. I made it to the end of the night and had breakfast watching the singing. Despite my reservations and old-person music gripes, I had a fantastic first May Day and I can’t wait to do it all again next year. 

“Boredom is counter-revolutionary”

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In March 1968, the French journalist Pierre Viansson-Ponté claimed that the most prominent feature of French public life was boredom. He thought that the French people were untouched by the ‘great convulsions’ of the era. The next week, the administrative buildings of Nanterre University were occupied by students. By May, France was engulfed by student demonstrations, riots and general strikes. The government feared that the country was on the verge of civil war or revolution. One slogan read ‘Boredom is counter-revolutionary’. The ‘ennui’ of which Viansson-Ponté had complained no longer seemed to be a problem.

This Sunday marks the fiftieth anniversary of the Paris student protests. They remain some of the most iconic symbols of an era of world-wide anti-establishment protest: compelling because of the image of liberated youth, poignant because there is a distinct sense of doomed idealism. May 1968 is now recognised as a turning point in French culture, even if no-one can quite agree how important or beneficial it actually was.

The fiftieth anniversary comes at an opportune time. We live in a world of similarly fast social change and political shock, yet there no similar sense of collective action among today’s students.

The ‘spirit of the sixties’ is often spoken of as something lost. Some see 1968 as the last, great expression of that spirit before the world we now know emerged. We see that spirit in campaigns and protests across the world, but it is hardly reflected in a sixties sense of student protest.

So, what happened in 1968? First, May really began in March. The students of Nanterre University, a site so new the buildings were not yet finished, and located in the far, intellectually irrelevant suburbs of Paris, began to protest.

They were campaigning for the right for female students to enter the male students’ dormitories. At first glance, it seemed irrelevant to the great political issues of the time. However, they were concerned with far more than just codes of conduct. They were sick of the realities of post-war France, the stifling class hierarchies, bureaucracy, and conservatism that marked France under de Gaulle. Ultimately, they were criticising the materialist, capitalist model that dominated the whole of the Western world.

These were not purely political or practical aims. They were not activists with precise, clearly-defined goals in mind – they were not campaigning for various ‘issues’. May 1968 was as much a cultural revolution as anything else.

They demanded the cultural change that had emerged slowly in other countries in a matter of weeks. We cannot forget that the first demands made in March were about sex, and that many of the slogans in the following months had an air of sexual liberation. Their frustration with both the political regime and the state of French society meant that their demands were wrapped up into one revolutionary spirit, seizing the possibility of total change.

Compare this to today – many of our movements are single-issue focused, like the marches on gun control in America, the #MeToo movement. Today’s youth are well-educated on a huge variety of social issues, with unprecedented knowledge and sensitivity on issues of race, LGBTQ+ rights, feminism, mental health awareness, and more. This itself is the product of the sixties, with it’s movements opening up the spaces to talk about and demand more on these issues.

However, in the 1960s major reasons for rebellion were the growth of new social identities, and subsequent frustration with political parties, for their failure to articulate the accompanying political beliefs. Contrastingly today we do not seem to have a similar desire for complete societal change. British students seem to have little sense of protesting against the concept of ‘Britishness’, whatever that may be, in the same way the French students saw themselves as set against ‘Frenchness’.

The only comparable manifestations of the desire for social change in political change have been deeply reactionary, with the rise of right-wing, populist leaders, like Trump and Le Pen.

In America, where the political changes of the 2010s have exposed fault-lines in society, anti-Trump protests do not tend to take the tone of complete overhaul of the system, but rather a return to the previous norm. Though there have been in recent times protests expressing more general frustration with society, such as Occupy Wall Street, they do not seem to have captured the imagination of today’s generation of students.

Consider the fact that Brexit was not favoured by the youth. Perhaps it is difficult for the desire to remain within an institution to inspire revolution, but while, for example, the introduction of tuition fees lead to mass protest, Brexit was met with youth anger, but little concrete mass action.

In contrast, by the beginning of May 1968, in response to the protests, Nanterre was shut down. Students at the Sorbonne protested in response, and the police invaded the university, shutting it down as well. On 6th May, organised by the national union of students, 20,000 students and teachers marched to the Sorbonne.

The conservatism of the French state against which they protesting responded with force. Violence escalated on 10th May, resulting in public sympathy for the students. On 13th May, a march of over one million people was co-ordinated with a general strike.

The entire Western world saw the images of protest: clashes with the police, smashed windows, and burning cars. The protests spread outwards to other sectors of society equally unhappy with the current state of affairs. Workers began to occupy factories, which snowballed until ten million were on strike. With two-thirds of the workforce on strike, the government feared what could happen.

It was partly the involvement of the workers that has given May 1968 such lasting impact.

There were student protests around the world – it was, after all, an era of protest – but in no other country did they manage to pose an actual threat, to bring the workforce to a standstill. Finding themselves overwhelmed by the grassroots and attempting to control the situation, the unions made precise demands about wages. However, the protests were not about a specific issue; they had a far more expansive revolutionary spirit. When pay rises were negotiated, the workers rejected them. On the 29th May, de Gaulle fled the country. It is difficult today to imagine student protests coming to such a point that Theresa May would flee Number 10.

But why should we care about any of this? At first glance, the riots didn’t actually work. A month later, the conservative government was re-elected. The students lost public support once their leaders were given the chance to appear on television, and it became clear that their radicalism opposed the materialism of Western capitalist society. Both the first and fifth anniversaries of the events were largely ignored. It was not until the tenth anniversary that May 1968 was recognised as an event that had any significance or lasting impact.

Now, May 1968 is recognised as a moment of profound cultural change, but a similar process of change happened in most Western countries: a loosening in cultural and sexual morals, as societies altered in the aftermath of the world war and economic change. Perhaps the students have remained in the popular imagination simply because they have become more myth than reality: the image of radical, passionate youth is compelling.

Even if May 1968 didn’t succeed, even if the students can be dismissed as idealistic or naive, the level of their engagement and the level of their commitment cannot be denied. Compare this to our situation today: it would be hard describe the spirit of our youth as fully ‘revolutionary’.

Though we live in a time of seismic political and cultural change, with plenty of movements and activists, there is no coherent sense of a need for complete change. This is, perhaps, the result of the way we think about protest in the world today – and the fact that we seem to lack any vision of an alternative.

We have seen social movements being assimilated. Whereas in 1968 the workers refused the compromises negotiated by the unions in the knowledge that it was simply a plaster for the underlying situation, today we see companies claiming to care through offering corporate ‘mindfulness’ sessions.

We have seen the adoption of self-empowerment rhetoric by make-up companies, packaging eyeliner and lipstick as a patriarchy-defying act. Feminism is, in its most watered-down version, defined solely as the right to make personal choices, while the image of femininity becomes ever more extreme, especially through the influence of social media platforms.

Much protest today seeks to work within the system, rather than overturn it.

The invaluable work of activists to raise awareness is co-opted, without addressing any of the underlying issues, such the nature of the modern capitalist workplace, the stresses of the modern economy, and the expectation of maximising one’s own productivity. Of course, solutions which rely on compromise can bring us important, concrete results.

However, if we only seek to improve the existing systems, if we lack any coherent idea of an alternative future, if we fail to even recognise the possibility of other societies and other systems, the underlying issues will never be fully addressed. If we cannot believe in an alternative, then we cannot aim for it – and if we have no aim, then the work is futile.

It is a highly capitalist way of thinking, where social movements and the work of activists are seen as trends, to be exploited for their market potential, without creating any real change, apart from the nebulous concept of ‘awareness’.

The history of anti-establishment protest has always been fraught with exploitation and co-operation, but we seem to be in a period where the image of protest, the image of change, is used to advertise the continuation of the status quo.

Indeed, Gucci’s current campaign which recreates protest scenes with models in luxury clothing, “inspired by the spring of student awakening in Paris 1968”, demonstrates this point exactly. This capitalist mode is pervasive, influencing the way we approach other protest.

Looking at the recent strikes over academic pensions, it was common to see students complaining about the lost contact time in connection with their tuition fees. This marketisation of education is undoubtedly the result of the introduction of tuition fees, but also seems to be the result of much broader trends.

From the moment we enter the education system, we view each other as competitors. We conceive of ourselves as individuals fighting our own way, participants in a relentless culture of accumulating achievements, interviewing for internships, assuming a suitable place in the job market.

We fear what will happen if we slip, seeing the instability of the world ahead. In all of this, there is little time or reward for collective action, or even for challenging the status quo.

Given the number of students who seemed to oppose collective action simply because they felt they had purchased a product, would we even be able to mount the sort of collective protest seen in 1968? It seems doubtful.

It is no great surprise that an institution like Oxford University is not today full of radicals. We are the beneficiaries of this system – it is us who stand to benefit from the continuation of the status quo.

It was not, after all, the Sorbonne that protested first in 1968, but Nanterre, on the periphery of traditional French intellectual life. For us, there has not yet been a breaking point – we still have something to lose.

There are, of course, countless examples of the spirit of protest alive today. What we lack is a similar sense of student protest. Crucially, there is little collective spirit today of students offering an entirely different vision of the world.

This is not to say that we ought to start a revolution, but rather that we should compare ourselves to 1968, and ask how we feel about the state of the world that we face today.

Mass protest may often be unsuccessful, but it is, at least, an expression of feeling, rather than grim acceptance of the way things are.

Perhaps, ultimately, we should remember that slogan of 1968: ‘Boredom is counterrevolutionary’.

The other footballers

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There is an Oxford – Oxford, Mississippi – where the sport of ‘football’ and the home town Ole Miss Rebels draw a cult following, a crowd of tens of thousands of people to watch at every game. Not in this Oxford.

On the last Wednesday night practise before the Varsity Bowl game against the Cambridge Pythons, the Oxford Lancers are suiting up outside the community centre behind the station on Botley Road. No lights, no grandstands, no changing rooms. The only football posts around here are eight feet tall and twenty-four feet wide.

This doesn’t seem to bother the team as they prepare. Unlike their counterparts across the pond, where local glory, scholarship opportunities, and decades of tradition are enough to make anyone want to run head first into someone twice their size, the players on this college football team have simpler motivations: camaraderie, love of the sport and the prospect of beating Cambridge.

How could it be otherwise? Though football (of the American variety) is developing a decent following here, there is no football culture like there is in the US. Most of the Lancers are British, and all of them found the game independently. For many, Oxford is their first opportunity to suit up and join a team.

Some, like Wide Receiver Zak Carroll, are taking the chance to play a sport they grew up with. Originally from Missouri but doing part of his degree here, I asked if he played college ball at home, “No” he chuckles wryly, “I’m not good enough for that. It’s been good to get to play here.” Millions of dollars of revenue, huge TV audiences and borderline professional student athletes often comes at the expense of amateur, community football beyond the high-school level in the States.

Pre-practise squad warmups
The punt cover team takes down returner Lucas Stolle
Two Wide Receivers practise run blocking

After warming up as a squad, the players split into two teams to practise the punt phase of the game, a play where one side kicks to a player on the other, usually one of the fastest and most elusive on the team, and proceed to try and knock them down at full speed. Although the players are under strict instruction not to hit too hard to avoid unnecessary last-minute injury, there is enough intensity to make you see the brutality of this phase.

Following this, the squad breaks up into individual position drills: footwork and agility for the Defensive Backs and blocking schemes for the Offensive Line. This close to the Varsity Bowl the coaches are walking a fine line between dealing up intensity and protecting players from flaring up niggling injuries. Regardless the intent is palpable, particular in an aggressive one-on-one blocking drill done by the Wide Receivers.

Taking a team of mixed experience to a competitive Bowl game, as Head Coach Adam Goldstein has done, is no small task. Often short of a full squad due to the inevitable injuries and essay crises, his players sometimes have to learn the fundamentals of multiple positions to fill in and adapt.

Some, clearly veterans of the sport act as secondary coaches, showing the less experienced players the technicalities of hand placement and footwork or explaining the nuances of a certain strategic point. Canadian postgrad Rob Main takes responsibility for training up the Offensive Linemen, the big guys whose responsibilities include protecting the passer and clearing space for the ball carriers.

Wide Receiver lines up opposite a Defensive back, waiting for the snap
Defensive captain Josh Allen blitzes the line
Defensive Lineman attempts to ‘swim’ over the Center to pressure the Quarterback
Defensive Back covers a Wide Receiver tracking a deep ball downfield

Last reps of individual drills complete, the team unites again for scrimmage: a play-by-play simulation of an actual eleven-a-side game. Here the complexities of the sport become tangible. Led by Quarterback Will Szymanski, the offensive team needs to work completely in sync, with blockers forming a solid wall, pass catchers or ball runners knowing their assignments, and Will knowing exactly where to distribute the ball for the unfolding defensive strategy. It’s no wonder the team meets for strategy sessions on top of a couple practise sessions per week. Having grown up around football in Michigan, Will seems perfect for the job, managing the huddle, co-ordinating plays and completing some deep passes. Led by Josh Allen, the defence is equally poised, using effort of skill to apply constant pressure to the Quarterback, disrupt passes and hunt down the ball carrier.

Quarterback faces pressure in the pocket
Quarterback releases the ball under pressure
Will Szymanski directs play from the huddle
Defensive Captain and club President, Josh Allen (33)

“Last snap.” Quarterback Will Szymanski calls out to the huddle signalling the final play of the final practise before taking the field on Friday. Whatever the result, it’s a testament to the Lancers that amidst Oxford’s most hectic social and academic term, they’re still out here playing football. No crowd, no scholarships, no tradition. Just the team, the sport, and beating Cambridge.

Head Coach Adam Goldstein goes through the gameplan for the Varsity Bowl
Lancers on three…

Oxford owes students money over strikes

In March, the decision by the University and UUK (Universities UK) to change the conditions for the pensions of university staff led to mass strikes across Oxford. Staff
from across the University cancelled lectures in protest against the proposed changes. Oxford SU backed those striking with a statement of support despite criticism from students whose interests they are supposed to protect. Last week, it was announced that 17 Oxford students are working with the law firm Asserson to bring a class action suit against the University to recover fees that they believe they are owed due to cancelled lectures and classes, delayed feedback from tutors, and general disruptions to their classes. They have been criticised by the Oxford SU for aiding the marketisation of education by pursuing their claim for compensation. However, we should be supporting them.
All of us have a right to receive what we pay for, whether it be our degrees, or a product we might buy from the high street. When you pay for something, you are signing a contract. When domestic or EU students pay £9,250 for their degrees, they have every right to make sure they actually receive what they pay for. When international students pay up to £23,885 for their degrees, often taking out large loans to do so, they deserve to ask for a partial refund of their fees. We should support these students, in any way we can, in their fight for their consumer rights, and the Oxford SU ought to reverse their misplaced statement of condemnation
The marketisation of education exists whether one likes it or not and so naturally
it is also right that students are protected by the same consumer rights that would protect them if they bought something online or from an ordinary shop. The fact that it is education that we are paying for does not exempt it from the protection the law can offer.
If we do not hold Oxford responsible, and call them out for giving us less than what we are all paying thousands of pounds each year for, then the University will continue to believe it is acceptable to supply less than what they agreed to when they took our money; this could, in the long run, lead to a gradual decline in the quality of the degrees offered. The University needs to feel the pressure to recognise the rights of their students and this can most efficiently be achieved by legal confrontation. In any other industry it would be unacceptable to behave like the University’s administration have.
Even if you do not agree with the marketisation of education, the truth is that it already happened when most of us had to take out thousands of pounds out as a loan to pay the course fees. Further, the interest rates for these loans are increasing with no end in sight, worsening the already deprived situation that low income students are in by increasing the large financial burden they are already subjected to. Similarly, those who have saved for their fees, as one international student who is suing the university did, are dismissed and expected to simply put up with the University’s decision to fail in meeting their end of the contract. The University failed to uphold their end of the deal and accordingly should be held accountable. Moreover, this class action suit is actually extremely useful in achieving the pressures the strikers tried to impose on the University administration.
By holding the University liable for their inability to treat staff properly and in preventing the subsequent strikes the university actually gained financially because they did not have to pay the staff on strike. They saved thousands of pounds and made no offer to refund this gain to the students who have been unfairly dragged into this situation in which they do not have a role or influence. This is fundamentally unjust and defeats the purpose of the strikes in the first place: to impose significant pressure on the University to reverse their decision to support the changes proposed by UUK. By asking for this money back, the administration will feel the full force of their decision. Targeting them financially is the only way to actually cause change, at least in issues as weighty as this.
The situation the staff have been put in is less than ideal for them as well. However, this does not mean the students have to pay the price for it. Cancelled lectures, days before many undergraduates had to sit their first year exams, caused many students to be more stressed than they needed to be. Similarly, many finalists had classes cancelled weeks before exams that will dictate which careers they can pursue, and clearly the ramifications of this cannot be ignored or understated.
The University has failed in their duty to treat their students and staff properly and have taken for granted the support the would receive from the vast majority of the
student body. They must be held responsible and I hope that the students succeed in their case and recover what they are rightfully owed. Education is a good that we consume and should be not be treated differently to any other product paid for. Students should not be forced to accept the very real time value loss as a consequence of the strikes under the unjust guise that they must stand in solidarity with staff.

Recipe Corner: overnight oats

Cooked hall breakfasts are great. They’re an incentive to get up in the morning – maybe go for a run,havea shower, decide on the day’s lectures – and then have sausages, bacon, tomato and eggs waiting for you afterwards. Maybe even a hash brown. But now that it’s summer, the breakfast is the same as every term, and it isn’t as cold and dark and dismal outside as it is in Michaelmas and Hilary. So, meat and hot food at 8:15am lose their appeal. Making an easy breakfast for yourself, which is both healthier and more adaptable than a bowl of cereal, can be easy. Overnight oats, eaten cold, are great for Trinity Term. They’re really simple and cheap to prepare- one breakfast probably costs 7p in oats, 20p in (soya/almond) milk, adding up to 50p per serving if you include toppings.

To make them, pour oats to halfway of a jar, or any container. Then you can add whichever toppings you fancy – I’d recommend cinnamon and vanilla essence, cocoa, apple pieces or jam. Next, cover the oats with your milk of choice.

You can just pour to cover or you can add extra milk on the top, depending on how dense and flapjack-like you want the consistency to be.

The oats will swell up, so be careful not to overfill your container. Then add sultanas, or any other extra toppings, and stir it round. You can add honey or maple syrup for sweetness although just sweetened milk can also solve that issue.

Then, leave it in the fridge or in a cold place for between 2 and 20 hours, and enjoy it for breakfast or a snack!

If you’re feeling indulgent you top it with brazil nuts and chocolate, Lotus Biscoff biscuits, or any type of cookie the college cookie fairy might have treated you to. If you’re looking for a healthier alternative, Tesco’s frozen berries also go really nicely. Rinse out the jar and repeat.

Overnight Oats have less sugar than shop-bought cereals, no smashed-up powder at the bottom of the cereal packet, and make for a really versatile breakfast– there are recipes out there for carrot-cake flavoured and apple-pie themed oats.

I even tried straining a tea-bag in it to experiment and it made for a nice and aromatic jar of oats, though it’s more effort than is necessary.

Trinity Term, the sunny but stressful term, requires snacks.

Another nice DIY alternative, which takes about 10 minutes to put together, is a couscous bowl topped with any vegetables- cherry tomatoes, soya beans, spring onions and bell peppers work quite well.

If you feel like trying a refreshing drink, I also really enjoy making iced tea by straining a tea bag in a small amount of boiling water, removing it and placing the solution in the fridge, before adding lemonade.

Melons are great – a satisfying bite to eat without many calories. When the weather becomes spring showers, and work is killing your summer vibe, let your snacks remind you that summer is here, by being fresh and light!

Oxford stays red as students struggle in council elections

None of the nine undergraduates studying at the University managed to win their respective contests in the local elections, as results were announced at the Town Hall early this morning.

It was a strong night for the Labour Party, who remained in control of the council after winning 18 out of the 24 wards up for election. The Liberal Democrats won five wards, while the Green Party had a disappointing night, winning only one ward. The Conservatives again failed to gain a single ward, and will continue to have no representatives on the council.

Some of Labour’s key victories came in wards which were previously held by the Greens, who were elected in 2014, such as in Carfax and Holywell. These are wards containing most of the University’s colleges and therefore are highly populated by students.

In the rest of the main wards of student residence, such as St Clements, Iffley Fields and North, seats were held by Labour, apart from in St Mary’s where Dick Wolff for the Greens kept his seat.

The most dramatic moment of the night came as the announcement took place for Holywell, which houses many colleges, including Magdalen, New, and Christ Church. After several re-counts, the returning officer announced that Labour’s Nadine Bely-Summers had beaten Finn Conway.

Conway, the Lib Dem candidate, is a second year Classicist at Balliol, and lost by 393 votes to 386 – a margin of just seven.

Martyn Rush, a first-year DPhil candidate at Wolfson, was the only successful student: he stood for Labour in Barton,a ward which the party held.

Steve Goddard, a French tutor at Wadham, kept his seat for the Lib Dems in Wolvercote with 1341 votes. Goddard also beat one of his students, Sarah Edwards, who stood for the Greens and came last with 125 votes.

He told Cherwell that the Liberal Democrats “are on the way up” after gaining a seat from Labour and coming a close second in many wards. He said that the Lib Dems were the “only opposition to Labour” in Oxford, noting the poor results for the Greens and Conservatives.

In St Clements the leader of the Green group in the council, David Thomas, lost his Holywell seat after standing in a different ward in an attempt to unseat Labour’s Tom Hayes. Hayes is a senior Labour councillor and was targeted by the Greens in response to the council’s actions on homelessness.

Keir Mather, Oxford University Labour Club’s co-chair for Hilary term this year, was at the count and told Cherwell that Labour had tried to run a “positive campaign” in Oxford. Mather said that Labour campaigned heavily in Carfax and Holywell, focusing on issues which they believed were important to students. He said that their key priorities in the campaign were “addressing homelessness, reducing pollution levels, and ensuring University staff are paid the living wage.” He said Labour’s policies were “common sense ideas for students, scouts and the community as a whole.”

Anneliese Dodds, Labour MP for Oxford East, also spoke to Cherwell at the count. She said “I am really pleased by Labour’s gains” but that she was “sorry for [their] loss in Quarry and Risinghurst, we had a strong candidate there.” She claimed there were “difficult circumstances for Labour in some parts of the city due to the pact between the Green party and the Liberal Democrats in some seats, so that was tough for us”.

Councillor Craig Simmons from the Green Party said that despite some good results, such as in St Mary’s, it was a “disappointing” night for the party in Oxford. He blamed this on “problems with the electoral system” in which “a handful of votes makes a big difference”.

Referring to Labour’s continued large majority, Dick Wolff, Green councillor for St Mary’s, told Cherwell: “The people of Oxford prefer a one-party state, they don’t want opposition”.

The turnout for the election was 38%, a drop of 1.5% from the last round of local elections in 2016. Half of the City Council’s seats were up for election but the composition of the council has largely stayed the same, with Labour and the Lib Dems gaining one seat each at the expense of the Greens.

TMS commentator Dan Norcross: ‘I remember that rich, crackling sound through the radio’

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I am sitting in the breakfast room of the Intercontinental Hotel in Adelaide. It is the morning after the fifth day of the second Test of the Ashes, and the mood is glum. The hotel is full of England fans who, like me, had experienced the excitement of a possible legendary comeback only for the team to crash on the fifth day in a slew of wickets against the usual Aussie suspects.

Dan Norcross breaks the mood. Wearing a questionable cork hat that he bought for an excessive price, he tucks into the hotel’s continental breakfast. It is safe to say that the tour life is less glamorous than often viewed. But for Norcross, the tour still had significance. It is his first Ashes as a commentator on the Test Match Special team, a reality he has dreamed of since he was seven.

The Adelaide Oval, where the second test of last year’s Ashes series took place

“My first memory of TMS was 1976, when I was seven years old. It was the West Indies tour. I remember that rich crackling sound coming through the radio.”
Norcross started to listen to cricket as a way to connect with his father, who was a teacher and didn’t have much opportunity to talk to his son. “I must have clocked that if I went and sat and watched what he watched that would be my best chance to spend any time with him.”

He says that in his early life “the noise of cricket was TMS. My dad, like a lot of listeners, would put the radio on and mute the TV to listen to their commentary.”
Norcross quickly gained a passion for cricket that would dominate his life. “I know that I was fixated by the end of that series.

“I would take my tiny transistor radio to school and put it in the old school desks with a little earpiece and I would bend down to sneak a listen to it. Cricket was such a precious commodity but, when it was on, you were at fucking school and so you were missing all of it.

“At night, I used to have the ear piece underneath the pillow and I was so exhausted but I had to listen to what was happening.”

Norcross won a place at St John’s to study Latin and Greek, and cricket continued to play a part in his life. From the impression he gives, it seems that cricket and ‘fun’ was more important than his work when he was at Oxford. It is perhaps unsurprising that, five years after he started his degree, he left the city with a third to his name.

The fun continued after university, when he began scamming pub quiz machines by learning all the possible answers to the questions. Norcross, with a friend from university, who went on to become one of the BBC’s most senior journalists, would travel round London visiting all the pubs with the specific type of machine to collect his winnings. The money and experience was enjoyable, he says, but mostly “it was a good excuse to watch cricket which was always on in the pubs.”

The pub ‘scam’ could only last a year and Norcross found himself in dull jobs to make ends meet. Cricket, his passion from birth, had to take a backseat for jobs in office management and financial services.

But, in 2008, that all changed when he was made redundant. With the 2009 Ashes series coming up, Norcross decided to follow the passion he had held since he was four. He asked, “Why doesn’t someone broadcast cricket commentary so that everyone can hear it? I thought it was scandalous that even on your holiday the Ashes could be on and you didn’t know what was happening.”

Norcross decided to set up Test Match Sofa, a streamed spin off of TMS. Norcross says “I think TMS has been in my head all of my life. Test Match Sofa was its bastard son, the crazed angry chimp on the shoulder of TMS.”

The set up of the show was far from formal: “I didn’t understand anything about rights but I just thought I had the right that I should sit down in front of the telly and talk shit.
“I had this slightly arrogant idea that I could commentate because I had been commentating in my brain and had been immersed in cricket for such a long time.”
The format was similar to TMS – there would be a ball by baller, a statistician, and a summariser.

Again, Norcross says that his dad was one of his inspirations for the show. His mother died of sudden heart attack just before the first edition, and Norcross says that the show helped him cope with his, and his father’s, loss. “It started to act as therapy for me and a little bit of therapy for my dad. It was just enormously good fun and it was a great way of being distracted from a 82-year-old man who can’t believe his life has been turned upside down.”
The show took off and was eventually bought by The Cricketer magazine. Norcross, ever the anarchist, started to lose enjoyment in the show after it joined this cricketing institution.

“We had deliberately designed the show to be a comedy show. A range of comics came on and the musical jingles were designed to be absurd. I think the tension built when we were bought by The Cricketer and they wanted to make it more like TMS. They wanted to cut out the profanities and the jingles and they didn’t really like the format. They didn’t like us taking the piss and the fact that we were taking the piss. I understood it but my enjoyment for it started decreasing.”

The final straw was the 2013 Ashes. A week before the show was set to air, The Cricketer told him they hadn’t found funding and the edition would be cancelled. Norcross says, “Cricket has to be fun and if you are working in it and not enjoying it then it’s wrong. So I resigned.”

But cricket couldn’t stay out of his life for long and Norcross sent off an email to TMS producer Adam Mountford on the off-chance that he would have a place on the team. Four seasons on, and he is now an established part of the setup. He says that the change from the anarchic style of Test Match Sofa to the reverent TMS was tough at first.

“In the first year at various points my brain would say ‘don’t say fuck, don’t say fuck, don’t say fuck.’ The very first time I did men’s TMS, it was an ODI and I was absolutely petrified. It lasted for about half a second and Adam put me on with Ellie. I could see my world closing before me and the batsman came to the crease and I said ‘here he is’ and I used my epithet for him and from that moment on it felt natural to me because that voice had been there for so long in my life.”

TMS has been the voice of Norcross’ obsession with cricket, and now he is the voice of TMS. His genuine passion for the sport, and his constant excitement about covering it, is a welcome relief from the glum looking England fans who are milling out of the breakfast bar as we wrap up the interview.

TMS may have been his introduction to cricket but for future generations this may change.
TalkSport recently won the rights for England’s Autumn and Winter tests to Sri Lanka and West Indies. The crackling “homeric” rhythm of cricket commentary will inevitably shift with its new commentators.

The times are changing. TMS and the days of Blowers and Aggers may be the present and the past of cricket commentary, but it is the likes of Norcross and others who will be its future.

The rights and responsibilities of fighting ‘evil speeches’

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Fifty years ago, Enoch Powell gave the speech for which he is remembered. The words Powell used one day in Birmingham sent forth a ripple of hate that my grandparents saw translate into racist violence on the streets of London and inspire an aggressive reassertion of white supremacy across British society.

Considered an abuse of his platform by the Conservative leadership, Powell was dismissed from the Shadow Cabinet.

The editor of The Times, William Rees-Mogg, denounced it as ‘an evil speech’. Freedom of speech is a basic building block of free society. But, just as we violate it if we give way to censorship, we betray free speech when we neglect to meet its responsibilities.

For free speech is no empty platitude, and neither is it the freedom of speech to go unchallenged, nor the freedom to preach hate.

When speech attacks certain groups, silences others, or incites violence, we have a responsibility to speak out against this.

We also have a responsibility to be selective as to whom we give a platform.
We do not inhabit a vacuum. Speech that delegitimises the citizenship of black Britons takes place amid institutional racism and the abuses rendered unto the Windrush generation.

Speech that implicates Jews in conspiracy theories takes place in a Europe that is becoming increasingly unsafe for those identified as ‘cosmopolitans’ or ‘globalists’.

Speech that denounces rape victims takes place in a society where women often feel they cannot report sexual harassment or even assault. I could go on to homophobia, transphobia, and other hate speech.

Meanwhile, what promises does free speech hold for Muslim students silenced by Prevent? For those fortunate enough to not be affected by these things, free speech might appear as a right without responsibilities; to the rest of us, it is clear that some people’s speech is less free than others.

In the 1930s, Oswald Mosley, leader of the British Union of Fascists, addressed many crowds of Blackshirts as they mobilised for the fascist takeover of Britain.

Fascism at home and abroad had to be defeated by strength of force. In 1967, David Frost had Mosley on his ITV show.

This time, Mosley’s brand of fascism no longer posed an existential threat to those he considered socially undesirable. This time, words said inside a hall found no echo in the striking of fists or the marching of jackboots outside.

Mosley’s speech – once backed with destructive power – had finally become just speech, and the failed Hitlerite appeared to all as he was: pathetic.

Last term, I was suspended from the Oxford Union for disruptively walking out of a talk by the American far-right ideologue Ann Coulter.

Her comments on ‘Mexican rapists’, which might have been absurd a few years ago, now inform White House policy. I stood up, thinking of my cousins in America, who see the ripples of speech like hers spread across their own school playgrounds.

No one should have to justify their own existence – certainly not at their age.
Those of us who inhabit free society must fight for what freedoms we have, lest we lose them.

To misinterpret and misuse free speech by contorting it into a justification for giving a legitimising platform to hate preachers would be to betray that freedom.

Freedom of speech is worth fighting for, but it will only prevail so long as there is belief in it, and for people to believe in free speech, they must see it being put into practice meaningfully, rather than disingenuously. And if we hear ‘an evil speech’, we must speak out.

LMH calls for fossil fuel divestment

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Lady Margaret Hall JCR have passed a motion urging the college to divest from companies on the Carbon Underground 200 list, which ranks the top 200 coal, oil, and gas companies by the size of their carbon reserves.

The motion, passed on Sunday, stated that divestment would allow “LMH to align its investment with its ethical commitments.”

JCR officer and proposer of the motion, Matthew Judson, told Cherwell: “I’m delighted that the JCR endorsed this motion so emphatically.

“The LMH student body has sent a clear signal that we believe it is unacceptable to continue to profit from environmentally destructive activities.

“I expect our college to take our views seriously and to immediately consider the appropriateness of its investment practices.

“I hope students across Oxford will support the campaigns by Oxford SU and Oxford Climate Justice and take action in their own colleges.

“It is vital that we use the voice we have to protect our planet, and I thank my peers at LMH for playing their part in advancing this important cause.”

The motion extends its support to a recent paper authored by MCR Green Rep Julia Peck, outlining strategies the college may adopt in order to divest its portfolio from fossil fuels.

Peck told Cherwell: “We are proud of the College’s history as an institution established to invest in the future it wanted. In the 19th century case, this meant the future of women’s education, an issue which other Oxonians at the time thought was too radical or complicated.

“In today’s case, the imperative is a low-carbon future for a livable and just planet, and we believe it is LMH’s turn to become the first Oxford college to demonstrate what that looks like.”

Peck’s paper was distributed to LMH fellows at the beginning of term. Amidst broadly positive responses, some concerns were raised about whether this might compromise the college’s returns.

Peck added: “Thankfully, we have many successful models to point to: the University of Edinburgh, Cardiff, Sheffield, and SOAS have all fully divested their University endowments this year.

“New York City is divesting five billion dollars from fossil fuel companies as well.

“Designing a profitable, climate-just and future-friendly portfolio will certainly take work and collaboration within LMH, but we believe it’s absolutely worth it.”

Part of LMH’s fossil fuel investments are managed by a subsidiary, which also manages assets for the University and 25 other colleges.

LMH will become the 11th Oxford college to pass a fossil fuel divestment motion since the beginning of the academic year.