Suscpicious students at Brasenose submitted a motion to their JCR revealing the true nature of Chris Patten’s election as Chancellor. Condemning his victory as a ‘tab conspiracy’ they proposed a replacement should be nominated immediately. Due to having strong leadership skills and currently being unemployed, Saddam Hussein was voted in overwhelmingly. However, despite unveiling the plot from Cambridge, students are thought to be sceptical about the legitimacy of their alternative leader.
ARCHIVE: 2nd Week TT 2003
Brasenose Motion
