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As I make note of my cultural Christmas, I can’t help but think that my gifts are bound to be thuddingly low-brow in comparison to those enjoyed by my refined Culture brethren. Oh well. I got a few books including the new Sherlock Holmes novel The House of Silk (by Anthony Horowitz), which was brilliant, and Dashiel Hammett’s The Maltese Falcon, which failed to live up to my expectations. 
My stocking was overflowing with DVDs this year, including a Woody Allen box set, Attack the Block and X-men: First Class, a film that I loved because a) I’m a massive nerd and b) it’s a genuinely intelligent, well-crafted superhero film, although that may seem like a contradiction in terms. I also received some classic Marx comedy stuff, so even my laughter can be slightly pretentious this term.
I didn’t get much in the way of music but my parents did treat me to some theatrical treats in London including Legally Blonde: The Musical which was surprisingly awesome. We also saw a production of Richard II which I really enjoyed and an imaginative, hilarious version of The Canterbury Tales that was pretty faithful to the source material and thus quite awkward to watch with parents. 
Huw Fullerton

Culture Editors

As I make note of my cultural Christmas, I can’t help but think that my gifts are bound to be thuddingly low-brow in comparison to those enjoyed by my refined Culture brethren. Oh well. I got a few books including the new Sherlock Holmes novel The House of Silk (by Anthony Horowitz), which was brilliant, and Dashiel Hammett’s The Maltese Falcon, which failed to live up to my expectations. My stocking was overflowing with DVDs this year, including a Woody Allen box set, Attack the Block and X-men: First Class, a film that I loved because a) I’m a massive nerd and b) it’s a genuinely intelligent, well-crafted superhero film, although that may seem like a contradiction in terms. I also received some classic Marx comedy stuff, so even my laughter can be slightly pretentious this term.I didn’t get much in the way of music but my parents did treat me to some theatrical treats in London including Legally Blonde: The Musical which was surprisingly awesome. We also saw a production of Richard II which I really enjoyed and an imaginative, hilarious version of The Canterbury Tales that was pretty faithful to the source material and thus quite awkward to watch with parents.

 Huw Fullerton

At my house, the descent of three culture-obsessed uncles makes Christmas probably my most cultural time of year, beating the hours spent on my English degree hands down. I don’t think that the Christmas University Challenge was watched so religiously anywhere else in the country (or, indeed watched at all… ) or that any other family quiz descended into such pedantry and venom. 

Gift-wise the uncles performed excellently as always, between them giving me a National Portrait Gallery diary, Joan Didion’s memoir Blue Nights, a calendar of ‘Women who read’ and a DVD of The Kids are All Right. All were consumed worryingly quickly considering the amount of Chaucer I had been gifted by ever-generous tutors, and all were excellent, especially the surprising and moving Joan Didion. My brother also painted me a picture, which will presumably pay my mortgage when he’s famous. It’s gaining value as we speak.

 My continuing hunger for modern novels, fed by my refusal to read anything in my spare time that might come up in my exams, should be sated this year by new novels by Anne Tyler and Peter Carey. Hilary Mantel’s sequel to Wolf Hall, (which will, sadly, be quite useful in the context of my degree – I hope it doesn’t dull my enjoyment too much) is coming out in May and focusses on the intense political period before the downfall of Anne Boleyn. I’m also looking forward to  The Great Gatsby at the end of the year and seeing all the questionable Oxford plays I’ll be cajoled to go and see this term. Oh, and all the Chaucer. Really excited about that. 

Barbara Speed


Stage Editors

Despite writing a letter to Santa specifically expressing my earnest wishes for something vaguely stage related to help me in my contribution to this double page spread, it seems I have not been so well behaved this year and received a book on Downton Abbey instead. I trawled the internet in hope that a stage adaptation might be in the pipelines but, alas, my search was in vain.

Still, I managed to find plenty of possibilities for late presents throughout 2012. Exciting news just out is of a Rupert Goold and Michael Fentiman adaptation of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, utilising 360-degree video and puppetry at Kensington Gardens. Fresh from Broadway, and from the creators of South Park and Avenue Q, comes The Book of Mormon. And Michael Ball and Imelda Staunton bring the Chichester Festival Production of Sweeney Todd to the West End as well. The Woman in Black will be coming to a cinema screen near you, starring the boy wizard Daniel Radcliffe as Arthur Kipps, and conversely The King’s Speech is set to make its stage debut in February. One cannot forget the World Shakespeare Festival taking place as part of 2012’s Cultural Olympiad which is set to bring productions from 37 theatre companies from across the world, right into the heart of cities across the UK. And I haven’t even begun to talk about Dickens 2012, a celebration to mark the 200th birthday of the great Victorian novelist. It will see the first ever adaptation of his The Life of our Lord as well as a myriad of other adaptations and productions inspired by his legacy. It is going to be a cracking year and I haven’t even begun to look at the pickings of dance, comedy or opera. One thing is for sure, 2012 is definitely going to be worth saving your Christmas money for.

Daniel Frampton

The festive season is much maligned for its increased commercialisation and supposed tendency to begin earlier every year. Yet these aspects are far surpassed in ability to annoy by the pantomime, an utterly odious practice which I am forced to partake in on a  yearly basis under the pretense of a ‘Christmas family treat’. 

Objectively speaking, possessing a sunnier disposition might result in my appreciation of this institution on a more basic, or perhaps more profound level, but I very much doubt it. Bad acting, ham-fisted pop culture references and god forbid, breaking the fourth wall, while enjoyable for some, are for me too strongly reminiscent of the worst kind of student theatre. Though at least the pantomime has tradition as an alibi for its sheer awfulness.

The Oxford theatre scene certainly possesses many examples of the above, but thankfully there is a great deal of exception to said detritus. This term the student offerings to the Oxford Playhouse stage are among the most interesting of the last few years, and have already generated much excitement confined not only to the theatrical community, but also to the general student populace. More delights, I don’t doubt, will grace the stages of the Burton Taylor, Keble O’Reilly and new Simpkins Lee theatres, as well as a host of other spaces. 

This term, more than ever, we will endeavor to separate the wheat from the crap, so that you, gentle reader, don’t have to financially embarrass yourself while enduring an experience horribly reminiscent of my annual trips to the local production of Dick Wittington. Thank us later.

Charlotte Lennon

 

Film and TV editors

This Christmas, as part of my longtime ambition to be like Mr Gradgrind from Hard Times, I asked for help in gaining lots of no-nonsense scientific knowledge. I requested from my loved ones a book about space, preferably with gorgeous photographs of asteroid belts etcetera to make the whole thing more palatable. In the resulting publication all facts are squashed sadly into the margins by the luxurious visuals. 

I feel bad. It’s basically science porn. Anyway, box ticked! I am now a scientifically informed and balanced individual, and can transfer my focus back to the arts. Yuletide cultural highlights included the classic lolloping tones of Reggae Christmas compilations and vintage Christmas Art Attack on ITV. 

Christmas Day itself yielded Sam Mendes’ quiet film Away We Go, which was released a couple of years ago but which I hadn’t seen despite hearing good things about. It offers a rare and welcome focus on the early stages of parenthood and the process of settling down and building a family. I enjoyed it most for its delicate depiction of the gentle, grounded and playful relationship between Verona and Burt (Maya Rudolph, John Krasinksi). It suffers from an uncomfortable undercurrent of bitterness and ridicule towards a few less secure and less socially aware couples, to the point where they are crudely drawn: the boundaries of adorable eccentricity are apparently more rigid than they first appear. But it is sweetly done over all. 

Hattie Soper

 

Hello, my name is Cecilia, and I’m an Oxmasophobe. Allow me to explain; as an Oxfordienne town and gown, my winter vacation begins with the anticlimactic move ten minutes down the road to Jericho, where I languish at Real Home as the city empties of its students. Anyone who’s found themselves in Oxford out of term will lament its bizarre atmosphere, but over Christmas this is intensified: the gentle festivity of eighth week morphs into something quite different as streets fill with dazed shoppers and The Missing Bean becomes more a yummy-mummy than hipster haunt. 
Oxford cabin fever coupled with post-term fatigue requires a serious dose of escapism and thankfully this year, Santa obliged. Pink Martini’s album Joy to the World was, for me, the antidote to the overdose of the latest Christmas disc from one of the University’s choral establishments that seems to be on loop in my household at this time of year. The album is a sparkling collection of nondenominational seasonal numbers that transports you around the world in fourteen tracks, through language and traditional music. Still infused with Pink Martini’s characteristic old Hollywood sound, the extraordinary variety of this album (exemplified by the swinging samba take on ‘Auld Lang Syne’) confirms this ‘little orchestra’ from Portland, Oregon, as a group of true originals. My only complaint is that Starbucks seem to have appropriated them, but don’t let this put you off. Resolve to spice up 2012 and seek Pink Martini’s piquant tunes: there are six more albums to choose from! 
Cecilia Stinton

Music Editors
I used Christmas as a good excuse to buy some things I’d wanted for a while. I have been a huge fan of Robert Henke’s music for many years and have since been drooling over the legendary Monodeck II controller for Ableton Live that he built from scratch – a serious bit of technology porn. I bought the somewhat comparable Akai APC 40; by no means as incredible, but still a seriously powerful piece of kit.
Spotify Premium seemed like the best way forward for my music listening and for my suffering wallet. I love vinyl: being able to hold your music as a physical object, not just as a string of 0s and 1s, but it is too expensive for everyday purchases. Instead,  I’m being kept happy by the remarkable amount of weird synth music available on Spotify.
The plethora of ‘best of’ lists this year were fairly dry and dull, although I did pick up some great releases on Modern Love: Andy Stott’s Passed Me By / We Stay Together doublepack and Demdike Stare’s collection of their recent works, Triptych. Other good finds were Leyland Kirby’s Eager To Tear Apart The Stars and, under his Caretaker guise, An Empty Bliss Beyond This World.
I was lucky enough to see Objekt DJ in my hometown of Birmingham. TJ is an Oxford alumnus who grew up in Solihull and used to run Eclectric. The gig was a last minute affair just before Christmas and as such the dancefloor was pretty sparsely populated. Busy or not, the music was awesome: a real treat considering he played at Berghain the following week.

Harry Scholes 

My mother still makes me write a letter to Santa every year. This year’s missive was short, and electronic, but said in no uncertain terms that I want no books, for they are heavy and serve only to remind me that I should probably (definitely) be focusing on my degree. Suffice to say that I mostly got books — the odd ‘reading book’, now that I’ve moved onto ones with chapters; a gorgeous 1920s complete set of Molière, which will be no good at all for finals, as I can’t read them in the bath nor scribble on them on the train; and sundry texts on photography and creative salad technique. All being well, by the end of the year, I will be a skinny, well-read photographer with a Molière allusion for every occasion. (A good [female] friend in Cambridge received a spa voucher for a full body wax and life coaching, so I suppose it could be worse.) 
No music at all, unfortunately. That said, my decision to buy books for every member of my family for Christmas (with last year’s Christmas book vouchers) left me with ample funds to splash out on tickets for the things to which even wheedling emails cannot grant me access. While I am most excited about Nordic divine Oh Land (London, 23rd of February), the Jericho Tav features some very tempting spoils in the upcoming months: of particular note, Cantabrian up-and-coming Kyla la Grange (28th February) and smoky-voiced Rae Morris (9th March). The rest of my funds will doubtless go on a slurry order of ‘one more woowoo for me— and one for all those people over there’ circa 2:58am next Broken Hearts Club. Cheers, Santa.

Maria Fox

Arts and Books Editors
Aptly enough for a season apparently abounding with fowl (seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, calling birds, French hens et al), the present that’s got everybody’s inner bookworm wiggling with wonder is John James Audubon’s Birds of America (in retrospect, perhaps “worms” is not the greatest turn of phrase here), as one of Audubon’s 120 editions — named “the world’s most expensive book”  – lands at New York auction house Christie’s this season. The 1838 edition is expected to sell for an estimated $10 million — a sum of money big enough to knock the stuffing out of any Christmas turkey!
Outside of the bird book bidding wars, culture vultures will be cawing out in glee and flocking to the London galleries this year. As Lord Coe opens the London Olympics, galleries are attempting to claw back their visitors by bringing out the big guns, this year seeing exhibitions from two of the largest names on Britain’s art scene today. 
The Royal Academy showcases David Hockney’s landscapes (January 21st-April 9th), which, with his mural-sized tree paintings, promise to ensure he remains, quite literally, a “big name”. Meanwhile at the Tate Modern, Damien Hirst (April 4th — September 9th) will be the subject of his first full-scale retrospective; think less pickled cows and more pickled herds. 
Other surefire highlights will be the National Portrait Gallery’s exhibition of the portraits by Lucian Freud (Feb 9 – May 27), and Goldsmith’s Hall’s Gold: Power and Allure (June 1 – July 28), comprising 400 golden objects dating from 2500  BC to the present. What a perfect way to satisfy those post-Christmas sales materialist urges!

Jack Powell

I used a Christmas shopping trip with my younger brother for a chance at Damon Galgut’s recent Man-Booker-nominated novel, In a Strange Room. Like Dyer’s Jeff in Venice, Death in Varanasi, Galgut explores ideas of the self and its relation to others, while the narrator (in both cases sharing the name of the respective authors) compulsively, and emptily, travels. Galgut’s prose is brief but has resonance, and his career is one to keep an eye on. 

2012 promises to offer shelves of torment for the cash-strapped bibliophile. Thanks to the Millions blog’s list of predicted favourites we can salivate months in advance for this year’s booty. Amongst those I eagerly anticipate is the collection of short stories and essays in The Secret of Evil by Roberto Bolaño; the second volume of the wonderfully expressive intellectual Susan Sontag’s journal, As Consciousness is Harnassed to the Flesh; Santanago by newly translated Hungarian László Krasznahorkai; Marilynne Robinson’s book of essays When I was a Child I Read Books; two plays by Denis Johnson: Soul of a Whore and Purvis, and — for all those as guiltily susceptible to the Tudors as I am – Hilary Mantel’s sequel to Wolf Hall.

Christy Edwall 

 

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