BREAKING: Oxford Union and Student Union to merge into Union Union
"Like this has not already happened right before everyone’s eyes, it was announced today that the Oxford Union, known for its hacks and chums, will merge with the Student Union, known for its jazz hands and vegan sausages."
Oh Well! Park End to be renamed the “Boris Johnson Institution for Parties”
"Jacob Rees Mug has been announced as the headline bouncer. "