Monday 18th August 2025
Blog Page 1180

International Student: Finland trying to continue its rise

On 24th April a group of Finnish producers, student volunteers and music festival organisers were holding their breath in Tokyo, Japan. They were kicking off something big. But they were not in Japan to play music. They were in Japan to transform the country’s economy.

The event was Slush Asia, the first overseas instance of a Helsinki-based start-up carnival. To get a grip of what we are talking about, think about a Glastonbury version of the Shark Tank. The event has its root in Aalto Entrepreneurship Society, a Finnish student network promoting the start-up ideology as a way to tackle the problems inherited from the corporate age. Titled by The Economist as “the most constructive student revolution in the history of the genre”, Aalto Entrepreneur Society is an interesting story in its own right. To be honest, creating one of the world’s leading venture capital events is a hell of a job for a student society. But more importantly, the story is only one act within a bigger play: a play featuring a new generation of Finns determined to shake away the dust of the past.

Despite the many similarities between Finland and the Scandinavian countries, their histories differ significantly. When Finland gained independence from Russia in 1917, it was the backyard of Europe. This didn’t change during the following decades. The Finns didn’t truly care, they were busy enough building an independent state. It was only after the collapse of the Soviet Union that Finland turned to the third chapter of the story: the lifestyle state.

The youth gathered inspiration from no-borders Europe, as their parents invented the mobile phone. A new generation was ready to kick the field. Not only were they educated by the universally praised Finnish school system, but these kids were hungry for the world. This hunger, embodied and exported by the Slush-entrepreneurs, has yielded an astonishing change in the urban landscape of Finland. The older generations were bewildered about change that took over the streets of Finnish cities in the new millennium. The void capital had turned into one praised by the Michelin Guide, full of music festivals and buzzing with energy. When the lifestyle-bible Monocle announced Helsinki as the world’s most liveable city in 2011, a lot of us gave a deep sigh. We did it.

But times were changing quickly in 2011. Europe was in crisis. An array of alarming data started piling up from Finland. While Slush was launching in Tokyo, people voted for the new parliament in Finland. The preceding debate had seen a country united by the anxiety of the economic depression, divided in the values that they wanted to salvage from it. Conservative values won. Many fear that Finland’s economic troubles will make it a new member of the European periphery. Rome without jobs is still the Eternal City. Helsinki without jobs will easily become a city long forgotten in the cold, windy north. No matter how much faith the nation places in the Slush-generation, it might be that even these young people cannot save the country from forces of greater magnitude. The entrepreneurs might disagree. They are running, and might be winning.

But they had better keep running, for the soil is fast disappearing beneath their feet.

Finalists express anger over mistake during Law exam

0

Law finalists have expressed anger over missing materials in an exam on Tuesday.

Seven students in the extra-time room were asked to start their Tort exam without Tort Case Lists, which are meant to be one of the materials provided.

One student affected, who asked to remain anonymous, told Cherwell, “In the Tort exam this morning, we were originally given Contract Case Lists. When I brought it up, they took them away but didn’t send anyone to go and look for them for around 10 minutes, which put us past the start time of the exam.

“When I complained they said, ‘Do you even need them?’ They then tried to start the exam without us having the case list, and the whole room complained.

“It was at this point that they said, ‘We’re under just as much pressure as you are,’ which obviously caused the whole room to scoff. The cases turned up eventually, but they set us off writing one by one instead of all at once, meaning the people who received their exam papers last ended up getting less time.

“It seems like a frivolous complaint, but when you’re already nervous about the paper you’re about to sit and there are these sorts of problems, it really makes you panic and lose focus. It took me at least 10-15 minutes to calm down and refocus, so I’m hoping it hasn’t affected my grade.”

Benjamin Ong, a postgraduate Law student, said, “Having completed the same exams last year, I understand that materials provided for use during exams, such as case lists and statute books, can be very important to those who have prepared for their exams on the understanding that these materials will be readily available.

“It is no answer to say that candidates do not or should not need them. Firstly, candidates are, quite simply, according to the Examiners’ Edict, entitled to use them. Secondly, reliance on them is not a sign of being ill-prepared, for they serve the important functions of refreshing candidates’ memories and acting as checklists to make sure that answers address the appropriate range of issues.”

A number of students expressed their discontentment on Facebook group Overheard at Oxford Uni. Cherwell understands that a number of students are intending to submit official complaints.

A spokesperson from the University said, “The correct exam materials were quickly given to the seven candidates who did not have them. These candidates started and ended the exam ten minutes later than scheduled, so they lost no overall exam time.”

JCRs unite to condemn Oxford Union after cocktail scandal

0

The Oxford Union has been criticised in motions passed by the JCRs of at least nine colleges following the ‘Colonial Comeback’ cocktail scandal last Thursday.

The Union held an open meeting on Monday morning to agree on an appropriate response, to which members of societies including Oxford University African and Caribbean Society, the Oxford University Africa Society, Rhodes Must Fall Oxford, the Oxford Pan-Afrikan Forum and the Black Students’ Union were invited to attend.

The meeting was chaired by President Olivia Merrett. Treasurer Zuleyka Shahin proposed a motion declaring that the Union was institutionally racist, which was passed by the Standing Committee, the Union’s highest governing body.

Meanwhile, Magdalen, Christ Church, Pembroke, New, Mansfield, Oriel, Corpus Christi, St Hilda’s and Worcester JCRs all condemned the Union’s actions publicly.

Corpus JCR resolved to contact OUSU President Louis Trup to request the Union be barred from using OSSL (the student email service run by OUSU), or failing this to request a list of “complaints and offences” be circulated alongside the Union’s advertising emails, as well as organising a protest for JCR Union members.

Corpus JCR President Bethany Currie told Cherwell, “Corpus JCR is appalled by the cocktail the Union served and advertised on Thursday evening… Oxford University is steeped in colonial thought and we have a duty to recognise that and actively work to dismantle it. We welcome the Union’s recognition of its institutional racism and its seeking out of racial awareness training… I hope that we all take this opportunity to raise race consciousness and awareness in our own communities as well.”

Mansfield passed a similar motion condemning the Union. JCR President Luke Charters-Reid told Cherwell, “We thought that multiple attempts at apologising by the Union were inadequate because they failed to acknowledge what was actually wrong with the cocktail and the poster.”

Christ Church and Pembroke also both passed a motion formally condemning the cocktail virtually unanimously. Magdalen JCR’s BME rep wrote an open letter to the Union stating, “The shockingly callous response from the Union has left the members of the college horrified and we believe that it is important that the Union take a stronger stance against racism and racial oppression.”

Another letter to the Union, signed by Worcester JCR’s President, Vice-President and Access and Equal Opportunities Rep, said, “We write this letter in solidarity with students of colour within the university, as we are aware of the alienating and damaging effect this could have on members of the Oxford community. We are also expressing our disapproval of the Union’s handling of these events.”

At the open meeting, the Union refused to name members of bar staff responsible for producing the posters for fear of prosecution and also said that it was not allowed to publicly detail any disciplinary measures that will be taken against employees, again for legal reasons. When Merrett was asked during the meeting if she would resign as president, she gave no response.

The Standing Committee went on to point out that there are weekly debate-themed cocktails, and drew comparisons to an incident in Michaelmas when there was a debate about anonymity for cases of sexual violence and a cocktail called ‘Dark Love’ was made. This was deemed “inappropriate” and vetoed by the then-President. Merrett resolved that “the Standing Committee has for too long not had control over these matters [such as the cocktail themes]. No students were involved in the making of these posters and we are looking to change this.”

The President of Oxford Africa Society Simukai Chigudu stated in the meeting, “We were delighted that the Oxford Africa Conference was held here the other week; it was a gesture of goodwill and we feel the cocktail scandal has undone all of this work.”

Members of Rhodes Must Fall Oxford were present at the meeting and said in a press release on Wednesday, “Rhodes Must Fall is pleased with the proceedings [of Monday]. The Oxford Union not only recognised its responsibility to address racism within itself, but also in the University and society as a whole. It further acknowledged that its initial apology was wholly inadequate failing to take into account the racist nature of the cocktail.”

BME Officer Esther Odejimi resigned after the incident, commenting that she felt marginalised as the President did not consult her after Thursday’s events. Yesterday, the Union issued a statement of apology towards Odejimi and all members offended by the cocktail, as well as resolving to strengthen the mandate of the liberation officers (BME, LGBTQIA+ and Women’s officers) and to host mandatory antiracism workshops.

Further motions of condemnation are expected to be proposed at Merton, Balliol and Somerville. When contacted, the Oxford Union declined to comment on the JCRs’ condemnation.

Benet’s students "emotionally blackmailed" by Master

0

Students at St Benet’s Hall have claimed that they were “emotionally blackmailed” by the Master of the Permanent Private Hall (PPH) to cancel an emergency JCR meeting called to discuss a boycott of a student dinner to which HRH Princess Michael of Kent had been invited to attend.

St Benet’s Hall host a ‘common table’, where the Master, fellows of the PPH, the six Benedictine monks who reside in the Hall, and both graduate and undergraduate students eat together and have discussions.

HRH Princess Michael of Kent was invited by the Master, Professor Werner Jeanrond, to attend one such pre-paid dinner in St Benet’s Hall. However, students had spoken out against this invitation, as, according to one undergraduate at the PPH who wished to remain anonymous, “[HRH Princess Michael] has a history of publicly expressing appallingly racist, classist, and elitist views”.

The JCR called an emergency meeting to be held last Friday, where they planned to discuss a boycott of the dinner in protest against the PPH’s association with Princess Michael and to write and issue a statement clarifying the JCR’s opposition to her attending the dinner. This was intended to distance the undergraduate community at St Benet’s from the remarks Princess Michael has made on record about BME individuals.

However, before the emergency meeting was to take place on Friday evening, Professor Jeanrond allegedly threatened both his resignation, and the loss of the new building necessary for the admission of female undergraduates in future years, if it went ahead. The emergency meeting was subsequently cancelled.

A St Benet’s student, who wished to remain unnamed, explained, “The Master has informed us that if we are to speak out we will lose our new building and he will have to resign. We don’t believe that to be true. The Master said the Hall would lose all of its funding, we’d lose the new building, so women would be off the agenda, he’d have to resign, and Benet’s would have to shut down.”

Speaking on the day of the planned emergency meeting prior to its cancellation, one St Benet’s JCR member told Cherwell, “We feel that this [the meeting and its aims] is of significance because, due to some members of the Hall making it clear that [they] felt unwelcome and ill-fitted to the atmosphere of the Hall, we have recently (in a very controversial JCR meeting) instituted a BME position on the JCR committee.”

The student continued, “Furthermore, a significant majority of the JCR also want to move Benet’s towards being more progressive; we believe this move [inviting HRH Princess Michael to the PPH] significantly contradicts the Master’s publicly aired views, leading him open to accusations of hypocrisy, as he is reinforcing the toxic elitist image of St Benet’s, which so many of us who care about the image of the Hall want to address.”

Professor Jeanrond told Cherwell, “St Benet’s Hall prides itself for its hospitality at its common table. Every Tuesday evening in term time students and fellows suggest guest speakers from very different parts of society and culture to address our table for approximately ten minutes. A member of our JCR has suggested we invite HRH Princess Michael of Kent, an invitation which the Hall has supported.

“No member of the Hall has ever been coerced into dining. The decision on the admission of female undergraduate students to the Hall is entirely unrelated.”

The dinner to which HRH Princess Michael was invited as the Hall’s guest took place last Tuesday. Students were not allowed to bring phones or cameras into the hall, and security was hired for the evening.

Another controversial guest, Cardinal Raymond Burke, was welcomed to St Benet’s Hall on 28th May. Cardinal Burke’s attendance caused further anger amongst St Benet’s students, due to alleged homophobic comments he had made prior to his visit. Cardinal Burke was removed from the Vatican committee in 2013 for his “anti-gay” values, and in 2014 he claimed that children should not be exposed to same-sex couples.

Buckingham Palace declined Cherwell’s request for comment.

A member of St Benet’s JCR further explained to Cherwell why he believes the invited speakers to be problematic, commenting, “The Hall lobbied the University to remove the PPH opt out from the University admissions process, which probably means they should be more open to the greater diversity of students they’re going to get now people can’t elect not to be considered by a PPH.

“They said it created a bad impression. When you applied to Oxford, you used to get an email asking if you wanted to opt out of being considered by any PPHs.

“If the Hall campaigned to have the opt out removed so people could no longer chose not to be considered by a religious hall then they should have taken into account that people who would have previously opted out, for example gay people uncomfortable at the thought of attending a conservative Roman Catholic institution, would end up attending the Hall, and so should have made moves to provide welfare and a more inclusive atmosphere.”

St Benet’s has made steps towards becoming more inclusive, with a board of trustees of the PPH voting unanimously on Thursday to formally confirm the decision to admit female undergraduate students for the academic year 2016 to 2017.

Currently, St Benet’s has female graduate students, but no female undergraduates, as the six Benedictine monks that live and work in the Hall are not permitted to live with women. St Benet’s is the last PPH or College at Oxford that is not co-educational.

Professor Jeanrond commented on the future admission of female undergraduates, “This vote means the happy end of a process. Last year the St Benet’s Trust decided to admit female graduate students, and we were delighted to welcome the first female graduate student doing an MSt course in Jewish Studies last October.

“The reason why we are deciding now to admit undergraduate students has to do with our success in identifying a second building for St Benet’s. Our main site at St Giles houses a Benedictine community of monks. Therefore, the house offers male accommodation only.

“The new house offered to us to buy by the Sisters of the Sacred Heart in Norham Gardens would allow us to accommodate both male and female students. I am very happy indeed that we now have the opportunity to transform St Benet’s into a coed college community within the Benedictine educational spirit. And I am encouraging female students interested in the subjects we teach to apply now for admission in October 2016.

“My colleagues in Ampleforth Abbey, at St Benet’s Hall and I are actively engaged in fundraising to secure the funds for the acquisition of this new building. We hope to move into the new site already in October 2015.”

Brian Mulroney on neo-liberalism and elections

0

It is not every day that you get a chance to interview a former leader of a major Western nation, rarer still one that has the political and economic legacy of Canada’s Brian Mulroney.

Under his tenure, Canada underwent a free market revolution – not unlike the ones experienced in the United Kingdom under Margaret Thatcher – with significant privatisation of state assets and the signing of a landmark free trade treaty with the United States.Yet, it was also his premiership that marked the last time his party, the Progressive Conservatives, would ever hold meaningful office again.

I had the pleasure of meeting him at the Saïd Business School, to ask him about his political experiences and outlook. First off, I asked if, given how his premiership could be placed in the wider context of the free market movement in the 1980s, a stridently neo-liberal approach was the key to electoral success for centre-right parties. “Well, I think so. There hasn’t been any change in the basic philosophy,” is his immediate reply. He goes on to account for how he experienced fierce opposition to his landmark free trade deal and, according to him, a Liberal Party politician vowed “to blame every sparrow that falls on free trade”.

He reminisces about the subsequent electoral challenge. “I had to call an election which turned out to be one of the most brutal in Canadian history,” he remarks. Mulroney follows this up, in a somewhat triumphalist manner, by claiming that he had to “call a general election and win it with a big majority, to implement free trade”. Mulroney’s success was one repeated in Australia, the United Kingdom and America. Centre-right governments, which stood on platforms of anti-protectionism, tax-cuts and privatisation, enjoyed similar political success. His reason for such an approach? Simple: economic success.”

So, what are the consequences 30 years later? 4.9 million new jobs created in Canada. We have one of the most stable banking systems in the world, and are one of the most prosperous nations in the 200 of the UN.” Clearly proud of his economic record, I probe him on the wider question of how governments make the case for free trade to those left behind by globalisation. Mulroney points out that the alternative is the absence of free trade and “then you are on a treadmill to oblivion.” While in the short-run it may seem beneficial, 10 or 15 years down the line, the countries who you appealed to can turn around and stab you in the back.

His line remains a consistent one: free trade creates the wealth and jobs to sustain a successful society, regardless of its shortterm disruptions. He is not, however, of the view that government has no role to play in this changing process. “The government also has an obligation, given the kind of dislocations you’ve talked about, to provide its citizens with vast retraining programmes and investments in their education to allow them and their families to bridge this gap and to come out of the other end with new skills that will allow them to integrate in this new and changing marketplace.”

He is not oblivious to the harsh consequences that such an economic approach can bring. Nor is he of the view that such consequences should be allowed to prevent the achievements of a long-term goal. The interview then shifts from the wider issue of economic policy to the domestic nature of Canadian politics and its similarities to the UK. Mulroney’s party, the Progressive Conservatives, famously went from 156 seats to just two in the 1993 Federal Elections. The reason for such a defeat was due to a historic split within Canada’s right. Preston Manning’s right wing Reform Party led to a division in the right wing voting base, from which the Progressive Conservatives would never emerge as a party of government again.

I probe him on whether, as Prime Minister, he could have done more to prevent such a split from occurring, but he uses this as an opportunity to attack the discord that the Reform Party caused. “No,” he abruptly replies to the notion that he could have done more to prevent such a split taking place.

He reminds me again how he won the greatest election victory in Canadian history and how Conservatives usually average over 40 per cent of the vote. “What he managed to do was split the Conservative vote 50/50. The Liberals only got 33 per cent of the vote and they won”. It is clear that he still has not forgiven the Reform Party for the part they played in delivering the Progressive Conservatives a defeat from which they never quite recovered.

The fear for many British Conservatives was that UKIP would play a similar role in sundering the centre-right vote, to the detriment of the governing party. I ask him about how established parties can prevent votes bleeding to populist fringe movements – a political trend throughout the Western world. “It’s a hard one to answer,” he responds. “Because it’s easy if you’re sitting on the outside to criticise and say we’re more extreme on the right wing, or on the left.”

He is under no illusion how convincing such politics can be and, indeed, his party has suffered the most under such political campaigns. But at his heart, despite his strong ideological commitments, he is a deep-rooted political pragmatist. “The problem with [being too ideologically focused],” he remarks, “is that you can’t be elected dog-catcher”. 

Advice to potential allies of the LGTBQ community

0

The struggle for LGBTQ liberation is not over in Oxford. LGBTQ students face verbal abuse, violence and marginalisation. As the OUSU LGBTQ Campaign, we’d love to have as many allies as possible. With your support, we can tackle the everyday homophobia, transphobia and biphobia that contribute to the exclusion facing LGBTQ students here. To that end, here’s some advice about how to be a good ally to the LGBTQ community.

Firstly, whenever you feel safe doing so, try to call out homophobia, biphobia and transphobia. If you can call out your peers calmly and fi rmly, you play your part in creating a more welcoming environment for LGBTQ students, an environment free of homophobic and transphobic abuse – and that includes abuse that’s dressed up as a joke or irony.

Secondly, take care with your own language. Failing to refer to people’s gender and sexuality in the terms they themselves use betrays a lack of respect for their identity. The golden rule here is not to make assumptions. Asking someone what their pronouns are (i.e. whether someone uses he/she/they etc) is way better than assuming you know. Understandably, the plethora of identities that all go under the label of LGBTQ can seem confusing, but the information is out there and it shouldn’t be up to LGBTQ people to explain themselves all the time. Not all women who date women are lesbians; not all queer people are gay; not all transgender people have a binary gender identity.

Honestly, it’s not that complicated, and getting informed will make you more confi dent in respecting people’s identities. Thirdly, check how you come across in conversations about gender and sexuality with LGBTQ people. We get that you’re fascinated by us, but try not to make people feel like you’re interrogating them and avoid asking personal questions to people you’ve only just met. Don’t ask transgender people about their genitals. Don’t quiz bisexual people about their sex life. Don’t ask lesbians or gay men who the man or woman in their relationship is (there isn’t one, that’s kind of the point). It can make people really uncomfortable. Some people might be ok with these questions, but as a rule it’s best to avoid asking things like that.

Equally, don’t tell us you knew straight away what our identity was, and don’t tell us you never would have guessed. That shows that you’ve swallowed the stereotypes and measured us up against them. You might mean it as a compliment, but it can actually be really confusing and offensive.

Don’t labour the point about how totally fine you are with our being LGBTQ. That’s how it should be – we won’t be handing out any cookies. Don’t resent people for not telling you straight away. Plenty of LGBTQ people are too worried to speak up about their identity, and it’s unfair to make them feel bad for not doing so. Keep in mind that not everyone can come out, since it’s impossible to know whether or not it’s safe. Overall, just think about how what you say might come across, and try to avoid the whole Spanish Inquisition vibe.

Lastly, it’s really important to challenge heteronormativity as well as more overt homophobia. Heteronormativity is basically the social norm of assuming that everyone is straight and that being straight is the normal way to be. With that in mind, try not to assume the gender identity or sexuality of people you meet.

Avoiding heteronormativity is especially important for those involved in other liberation initiatives and activism. For example, often in mainstream feminism the voices of LGBTQ people are left out. There can be a lot of focus on a gender as a binary, which erases the more complex nature of gender identity. Be careful about casual cissexism – don’t equate having a vagina to being a woman or having a penis to being a man. Be mindful of the struggles of other marginalised groups and recognise how diff erent aspects of a person’s identity can intersect and eff ect the way they experience oppression.

Being a good ally can be difficult. It takes time to find out about LGBTQ identities and struggles. It takes confidence to stand up to discrimination. In the end, though, it’s really worth it because you can make such a difference to people’s lives. While you should take pride in your values, always remember that LGBTQ voices must be at the heart of the movement. Here at the OUSU LGBTQ Campaign we really hope you take this all on. Thank you for contributing to a more inclusive and friendly university.

A view from the cheap seat

0

★★★★★★

Under duress, I have been forced to write this (hostage-situation-biased) review of the performance. This really was the best performance I have ever seen of Hamlet. Ever. I promise.

The fact that there was absolutely no set whatsoever was really great because it meant I could focus on the fact that there was no Hamlet. It certainly didn’t make it look like they’d left out a hugely important part of the aesthetic experience and it definitely didn’t make it look in any way shit. This aspect of the show made a hugely convincing point about consumer culture and the environment.

The most interesting aspect of the performance was the lack of the character Hamlet. Most scenes were complicated by the removal of the dominant male. Hamlet’s madness is created by the characters around him, but can Hamlet be mad if he doesn’t exist?

Most interestingly, the ending challenged our preconceptions about death – the characters had plotted to kill the absent figure of Hamlet. Hypontast Productions has really left us wondering about whether being alive is a necessary requirement for being killed, opening up the question of where the meta- phoric nature of our language leads us (the answer presumably is death).

What I loved about the production was its length. They really managed to race through some scenes and the play overall lasted just over an hour, which is the perfect length for any student drama. Fundamentally this per- formance challenges all of our preconcep- tions about theatre and about ourselves, not one is left untouched by the performance’s depth.

Should there be a main character? Should there be any characters? What is a character? Am I a character? Am I a person? Some people thought Hamlet was alright how Shakespeare had written it, but seeing this production they have got it all wrong – what he should have done is removed the main character and ramped the pace up. 

Review: Conjure

★★★☆☆
Three Stars

The lights are somewhat dim, the setting bleak and paltry – a dump-yard, literally. Add the trio of actresses mumbling and fidgeting on-stage to eerie sound effects, and you begin to wonder just what lunacy Adam Leonard’s Conjure has in store.

Its premise seems straightforward – four young adults caught in a messy situation when one of them, after convincing the rest to take LSD, manages to crack his head open. The remaining three have to decide what to do with him, given what they risk back at the shadily un- named ‘home’ if they break curfew, reveal drug use, or simply bring back an injured friend (Aaron, played by James Mace).

Very rapidly though, the stakes steepen, as Leonard’s sensitive writing explores how we construct (and destroy) identities more often than not forged under pain or in defence. The chemistry between the actresses – Katie, played by Rachael Coll; Jess, played by Katty Cowles; and Shona, played by Chloe Wall – combined with Leonard’s snappy dialogues palliate the inevitable opening night stumbles. Admittedly, as the girls wonder what to do with their uncon- scious friend, their movements and exchange stagnate.

The emotional pitch will suddenly skyrocket, or drop to casualness. On the other hand, there’s evidently been careful thought in the blocking, maybe even a statement about psychology made: Aaron’s problematic body is out of sight, but still polarises the on-stage characters’ at- tention. Aaron himself is sat on a dishwasher (no spoilers but it’s an incongruous, effective symbol), occasionally narrating or reacting. Yes, there’s some weird, slightly clichéd discourse about how world news is boring and unrelatable. But overall, the sparks of wry, dry wit make Aaron’s comments welcome comical pockets in the steadily darkening play. Leonard develops this clever speech arrangement, giving his three female characters singular, separate mono- logues. These ‘anecdotes’ are pretty chilling, and give insight as to the play’s descent into drama. Jess’s story glimpses at how communities are breached by individual desires and resentments (much like the dynamic unfolding on-stage); Shona’s glances at communication warped by virtual messaging, at distrust and violence. Katie’s is definitely the freakiest, and Coll gives it her most wide-eyed, quivering stage presence – presumably about a trapped fox Katie tries to ‘free’, it’s about pain, mercy, isolation, and what we can’t say.

This isn’t to say the actresses don’t begin with off moments in tone or body placement as the issue of their half-brained friend seems to lead to a dramatic moot point. The stage space remains largely unused – until Katie, having made her enmity and torturous intentions to- wards Aaron clear, lunges at his wounded head and presses down. Katie’s character is perhaps Leonard’s finest: the plot’s dark turn pivots on the moment her vendetta reveals itself. Her reasonable, pragmatic front morphs into real jealousy and domineering, while her invective against Aaron questions the notion of domestic terrorism. Borderline psychopathic, she’s a key piece in an equally well-constructed dynamic between personalities, where the seeming underdog (self-professed ‘loser’ Shona) takes the upper hand with fiercely repressed resentment.

All in all, Conjure is a promising piece of writ- ing by Leonard, and the cast does honourably by it, if not always justly. Mace, though he started off strong as the detached, quipping observer, falls a little flat by the play’s end, paling once he interacts directly with the rest of cast. Cowles, in her soliloquy, confirms herself as a great deliverer of punchlines, and her class parrot- ing isn’t too bad either. Wall, after seeming so vulnerable, performed a nuanced turnaround where it would’ve been easy to go over the top in the abrupt change. Fine, the setting’s not great, and the play gets intense a little fast – but it’s also genuinely funny at times, and the cast is earnest. There’s a dramatic pen to watch here, and a voice to follow 

Review: Never Mind Where Your Daughter Lies

0

★★★★☆
Four Stars

A sound close to that of fingernails ripping apart the surface of a glass pane lifts the darkness off the stage. While the characters on stage seem to be celebrating a marriage, the penetrating sound mutes any conversation.

A sinister sense of foreboding accompanies the prologue of John Oxley and Douglas Taylor’s drama Never Mind Where Your Daughter Lies. The matrimony of Thomas and Jane is supposed to seal the wounds and ease the tensions between their two families. While that is not a new scheme to the drama world, there is something inexplicably unique about this script.

Orchestrated in perfect symmetry, the eight characters drive the fragile peace into a deadlock as the celebrations progress. William has a special interest in revoking the union, he cannot let go of his romantic past with Jane. His key is Jane’s desperate brother Oliver, who owes him a sum of money large enough to betray his own sister. With a poem that Oliver is supposed to read to Thomas, William intends to expose Jane’s debauched past.

There they stand, in all their misery, pain muting their words. The disillusion is com- plete as Jane has no pretence of defending her wrongdoings. After a moment of confusion and disbelief, the misery elevates new speed as the characters irrevocably strive for the ultimate catastrophe. Blind in pain, the darkest character of all, Jane’s father Edmund, emerges out of his shadow to fulfil the inevitable doom of the newly wed. It is almost a release as the tensions unleash in the final scenes, culminating in bloodshed.

Playing virtuously on the scale of human misery, this play bears witness to a great script. Oxley and Taylor tell a fragmented story in rhyme and prose that offers dark humour and irony, without the heaviness of bearing a message. The haunting lines (“The past is an unavoidable reality”) were met by a variety of colloquialisms (“People are so fucking stupid”) yet it never slipped into cringe-worthy pseudo adolescence.

This balancing act between such sinister and airy passages was overall well-executed by an ensemble that united a good share of the Oxford drama world.

Femi Nylander as the frantic husband Thomas delivers an outstanding performance alongside his disillusioned but amiable wife Jane, played by Mary Higgins. With precision, Andrew Crump presented the groom’s brother, displaced in peaceful times and longing back for war days, he loses himself in booze and drugs.

The great variety of experimental techno and classical elements that John Willis fuses into an eclectic soundtrack amplifies the intricacy of the characters and their relations. As the mesmeric plot unfolds and the actors delve into their misery, we can only thank cast and directors for a convincing and unique performance 

How to…Become a BNOC

0

Last week, two esteemed lists hit the Oxford scene. Since the publication of The OxStu and Cherwell’s BNOC lists, there has been an overwhelming uproar. The OxStu’s list (famed for the plethora of poor spelling, grammar, and an inherent inability to use Photoshop) and Cherwell’s (accurate and excellently presented) list have induced mass bitterness and smugness. But as the Bard once said, what is past is prologue. And no one ever reads the prologue. To appease, I have collected together some advice, so that by this time next year you will be able to revel in the luxurious ease of being a BNOC.

Firstly, in order to become a BNOC, you’re going to need to understand the term. BNOC stands for ‘Big Name On Campus’. This seems simple, but The OxStu seemed to have misunderstood it, literally lengthening Annie Teriba’s name by an extra letter. This is not what it means. You are a big name, because people know of you. Students have stalked you on Facebook. They’ve seen your trout pout from 2010. They know which club nights you go to. It is not creepy in any way whatsoever. BNOCs are like accessible celebrities. The celebrity is taken off its ledge, and placed in the same reality as you. You have mutual friends with them. You walk past them on Cornmarket. “What, then, is the difference between me and them?” I hear you mutter under your breath. Stop muttering. The difference: they’re at least pretending to do something with their life.

Whether on stage, dwelling in the murky realms of the Union, picking L-G-B-Q-T out of their alphabet spaghetti, holding a placard, burning a boat, or wearing an OUSU polo shirt. They’re doing something. But the thing is, what they do remains irrelevant. All that remains imprinted in people’s brains are their faces and names. Which thankfully makes everything far more simple. All you need to do is implant. Your name and face need to be familiar. Write your name in library books. Try “I 

Get a friend to stand in the middle of Cornmarket. It’s best to try and execute this exercise on a Saturday, when Cornmarket is most strongly representative of a locust infestation. Walk down from one end. Instruct your friend so that as soon as you are in view they shout, “OH MY GOD IT’S [insert your name]”. They should then run over and ask to take a selfie with you, which you kindly accept, before continuing to very slowly amble on. Your friend should then hyperventilate and walk from circle to circle of people, pointing at you and exclaiming how cool you are. With this basis, you now only need to maintain your resting bitch face for the next year, and make sure to join Cuntry Living. In a year’s time you will be wearing a shiny gilded badge of glory.

But a warning: as I have broached before, Oxford is not actually real. Your BNOC badge will expire as soon as you graduate. Hard luck.