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Video: The Lightweight Boat Races

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Men’s Race 

No doubt the crew, with countless thoughts of how it could have gone the other way, will pour many hours into watching this video but first and foremost it highlights the high quality and standard of Oxford lightweight rowing this season. Whilst down on the start, they pushed Cambridge the whole way, never allowing them to break out into clean water and drew agonisingly close at the finish. Having spent far too many hours watching rowing videos myself, I can say without any doubt that I’ve never been more on the edge of my seat as the clash drew closer and closer. Tom Clode steered a brave line and he will return to Christ Church with fantastic experience under his belt.  It is impossible to tell how things would have panned out had the clash not happened. Oxford was definitely making a finishing surge but we’ll never know if it would have been enough. 

Womens’ Race

The women’s race was a similar story. Unlike the men they were up off the start with much stronger bladework and an excellent rhythm than their light blue counterparts. The girls in dark blue were unlucky to be beaten by a very strong Cambridge crew. Again, the two crews drew closer and closer together as a clash drew nearer along the course although in the end no significant contact occurred. Coming into the closing stages, anyone can see that our girls gave beyond 100% and drew back strongly on their opponents. The shock on Cambridge’s faces when the result was announced is a testament to the unbelievable turnout of the race.

If you have been inspired to take rowing to a higher level by what you’ve seen here, get in touch with the clubs via email at [email protected] for the lightweight mens’ squad and [email protected] for the lightweight womens’ squad. Both teams run development squads over Trinity to get a feel for university trialling and to improving your rowing.

Head of Oxford Careers Service defends tutorial comments

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The head of Oxford University’s Careers Service has defended his comments on the benefits and shortcomings of Oxford’s tutorial system.

Jonathan Black, who is also a fellow of New College, was reported as having said that the system “doesn’t prepare graduates for the world of work” and that the tutorial system acts as a “poor education for the job market.”

Speaking exclusively to Cherwell, Black clarified his remarks, commenting, “I do not believe that the Tutorial system actually damages employability prospects, just that there are other skills that recruiters will be assessing that have to be learned in all the other parts of Oxford.

“I think the essential point missing from their reporting is that the employers were asked how well Oxford students demonstrate the key employability skills, not whether they had them or not. I suspect that students to have many of these skills but are often not demonstrating them sufficiently.”

A study of 500 major UK employers carried out by the University Careers Service this year, which seeks to compare how job applicants with an Oxford degree compare in the eyes of employers with those from other universities, showed that Oxford students clearly demonstrate self-management and problem-solving skills. However, they were less likely to exhibit superior teamwork, business awareness and leadership skills.

With regards to this study, Black commented, “The point of the research… is to quantify what employers think of students, understand where there might be gaps, address them from the careers view, [and explain] to students where they may need to concentrate as they prepare for interviews… so in that regard, we hope they find this useful information.”

Whilst the study is critical of Oxford students’ ability to demonstrate certain key skills, its findings also show that between 20% and 50% of employers reported that students with an Oxford degree were ‘better or much better’ than the average student.

Black also stressed to Cherwell that the Careers Service actively works to help students develop and demonstrate these key skills in the light of these findings, with programmes such as their Student Consultancy, internships, and the Insight Into Teaching scheme. Some of these programmes are unique to Oxford.

The Careers Service page on the University website claims that the university organises 15 careers fairs per year, alongside over 450 workshops run by careers advisers every year and up to ten times that number of potential one-to-one appointments that can be accommodated by the service every year.

Responding to Black’s comments in The Times an Oxford alumnus, who is now a leading figure in the business community, broadly agreed that students could not expect the tutorial system to give them each and every skill they will need in the world of work.

They commented, “There’s a lot of truth in this comment. The Oxford system is strong on encouraging individual leadership skills, but places less emphasis on more general teamwork qualities.”

A spokesperson for Oxford University told Cherwell, “The University of Oxford surveys recruiters on an annual basis to find out why they recruit at Oxford and how Oxford students are viewed relative to other UK students. The latest survey found that a majority of employers say Oxford students rate better than other UK students on six of the eight key employability measures; in the other two (team work and business awareness) Oxford students did not score better relative to other students. This is hardly an indictment of the tutorial system – if anything, it confirms that Oxford students are highly valued by employers.

“No student is guaranteed a job simply because of the university they attend, but Oxford students are uniquely well equipped and highly successful in whatever field they choose to pursue. Oxford graduates consistently have one of the highest employment rates in the country, and the average starting salary for Oxford and Cambridge graduates exceeds that of the average university leaver by several thousand pounds.

“Most importantly, Oxford’s tutorial system of education encourages students the ability to think independently and analytically whatever subject they study. At a time when most people will change jobs and even career paths multiple times over a lifetime, this foundation is as important as any to anyone going into the world of work.”

Is Charli XCX pure evil?

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Scouting around the half-empty 02 Academy, I realised swiftly that, barring mums, I was pretty much the oldest person at the Charli XCX concert. I headed to the bar, and bought a pint of the beer I am legally permitted to consume, giving an awkward “No really, I’m not grooming anyone” grin to the bartender. As she poured the pint, and the teenagers looked on in scorn and envy, Charli came on stage with ‘Sucker’, the title track of her upcoming album.

And then it got quite sad. Because although Charli XCX is like, legitimately famous – famous enough to have more than two songs regularly played in Park End – the combination of mindless enthusiasm and thoughtless album tracks wore thin quite quickly. The art-school pretension that brought Charli to the attention of major labels has been ditched in favour of lowest common denominator pop, and her audience has changed from pinging East London ravers to sullen teens. Maybe if I myself had taken some ecstasy pre-show, I would have felt more engaged. But though she may have that special glow only famous people have, she clearly hasn’t mastered their secret crowd-manipulation and mind-control techniques as well as this man thinks:

The hollowness of the whole set up was upsettingly obvious. On one side there was a crowd of parents and disappointed teens, increasingly aware that they are being fleeced. On the other side was a singer, who knows she is only five hits away from bigger venues and bigger paychecks. On both sides, enthusiasm about as convincing as my ex’s when I took them to see the darts. No one was loving it, apart from possibly Icona Pop, who are still coining in royalties from ‘I Love It’. Some music is better live; some is better in the original. It is a sad indictment of Charli XCX that her best song is best presented in the episode of Girls where Hannah goes to a rave: 

 

When an artist asks the audience, “How are you doing tonight?” the noise that greets them should sound like an infinite number of monkeys have been finally freed from their infinite number of typewriters. The noise should not sound like it’s trying to say, “Not bad, you?” Charli XCX inspired the latter reaction. ‘Boom Clap’ is fun and all, but the only way that Charli XCX is in the best thing from LA to Tokyo is if she’s going by way of the International Date Line. And even then she’s got to compete with Lorde and Flight of the Conchords.

 

Charli XCX is the kind of vacuous act that allows people to dismiss pop music, even to dismiss modern music, on grounds of ‘inauthenticity’, or ‘stupidity’, or some other label that clearly doesn’t actually apply to Drake and/or Taylor Swift. She is the test-tube baby of a shadowy committee, engineered to exploit whatever trend is going, just after the moment of its relevancy. Beyond any arguments of appropriative and/or incompetent co-stars, it’s worth noting that ‘Fancy’ now functions as a marker for the end of 90s revival, and the ratchet, DJ Mustard beat as a ubiquitous West Coast style (Also, can we talk about how Charli XCX replaces Dionne in that video? Because if that’s not whitewashing then I genuinely don’t know what whitewashing is). Charli, or ‘The Charli Function’, as it may be more accurate to call her, is the beast that makes you hate your favourite scene. In 1994 she would have been releasing grunge pop. In 2003 it would have been shabby New York indie pop. Nerds of the world take note, when your sub-culture crosses over into the mainstream, Charli XCX will be amongst the first landing party. 

So be warned now that when hell freezes over, and the devil himself must come on the face of the earth to buy ice skates, he will first make himself known to his pitiful subjects through a collaboration with Rita Ora. In other news, Charlie XCX has a new single out, watch it below.

 

 

Coalition

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★★★★☆

Four Stars

Narrative makes sense of the things we cannot understand but fundamentally affect us. The coalition of 2010 was undoubtedly one such event: a happening that we cannot yet fully grasp. Like last time, it is probable no one will outright win the upcoming election; as such, politicians will spin their own stories to give a sense to this state of affairs. Recently, Channel 4 gave a non-politician, the chance to give sense to those fateful days.

Adopting a politically neutral perspective is easier said than done; unlike other stories, this is a political story, and what sense can (or cannot) be given, is perhaps intrinsically contestable. To his credit, writer Mark Gatiss is partially successful in maintaining neutrality.Sadly he pays too high a price for this feat. 

The coherence Gattis finds in the days between the election results and the coalition settlement is thoroughly apolitical. Indeed from Coalition, one gets the impression these events were not the result of conflicting ideologies and principles, but a result of conflicting personalities in the game of realpolitik. This interpretation avoids partisanship by reducing politics to power plays: everybody is tarred with the same brush. This neutrality inevitaby comes at a cost.

Gatiss claims that Coalition attempts to dispel the current cynicism towards politics. On one level he achieves this. Coalition takes us into the nitty gritty of impossible decisions burdened by unbearably high stakes as the country waits with baited breath. Correspondingly, all the characters are shown frantically trying to second-guess each other with none of them really getting it right. The duress of these circumstances goes a long way in humanising the participants by showing them in all their human fallibility.

Gatiss may be thus successful in combating the alienation between the public and the political class by giving us the opportunity to be sympathetic with the difficulty of their position. But on another level, a story of competing ambitions stokes the very fire of cynicism that it is trying to extinguish. What comes across is not a story of principles competing for representation in government, but a story of characters trying to dupe each other in a bid for power. Showing human fallibility seems to come at the price of showing political integrity. No matter how sympathetic and indeed non-partisan, this interpretation may be, it surely won’t make us any less cynical.

Indeed, the film not only presents an implicitly cynical view of politics, it also seems to endorse this cynicism. Most prominently we see this in how Clegg’s campaign is represented. From the outset, his predicament is described (to use the line scripted for him) as a conflict between his head and his heart: a flimsy deal with Labour versus getting into bed with the Conservatives. How this choice is presented is highly telling. We are constantly reminded how a deal with Labour would be the principled thing to do; Brown spends half his lines telling a skeptical Peter Mandelson the Lib Dems would never sell out, while Paddy Ashdown spends half his screen time looking despondent and conflicted as a tory deal looks ever more likely. The framework for the humanising dramatic conflict is thus the decision between power and principle.

The film’s cynicism is manifest in how it implicitly endorses the former. Take the presentation of Brown and Ashdown, the film’s two voices of political conscious. Brown is unflatteringly presented as an ideological caveman, yet he is also the figure who most strongly represents the idea of politics as a question of principle. We see him pathetically heaving down a telephone as he makes a desperate plea for Clegg to follow his heart, ditch the tories and pursue progressive reform. It is therefore telling that he should also be the tragic figure of the piece. His final scene shows him in melancholic resignation as he realizes he has no chance (a fact the film seems to assume). When Brown makes his impassioned ideological telephone calls, we are shown Clegg holding the receiver away from his ear with a look of exasperation.

It’s not just the characters that don’t take him seriously, the film itself makes an effort to make him look faintly ridiculous. At one point we are unnecessarily shown Brown spilling food all over his shirt. Paddy Ashdown, however, the other ideologue, follows an opposite path. Like Brown he feels the Lib Dems would be paying too high a price if they made a deal with the Tories. Unlike Brown, he is shown eventually coming to endorse the coalition.

Indeed when Ashdown is confronted with the crucial question of whether power is worth the sacrifice of principle, he answers, “fuck it” for it is more important that for the first time the Lib Dems actually “matter”. Campbell comes round to the film’s cynicism in accepting the exchange of principle for power as necessary. The grandstanding speech that marks his conversion is accompanied by uplifting string music and a posy of cheering backbenchers. Incidentally, at no point does the film present Campbell with embarrassing food related accidents.

The cynicism in Coalition both at the level of its character’s motivations and its overall view of politics is nevertheless dramatically effective. There are many engrossing and even humorous moments. Mandelson, played by Gatiss himself, steals most of his scenes by being comically Machiavellian. The appearance of other well-known figures like Balls, Milliband, Osborne and Danny Alexander make for some entertaining additions. Osborne in particular is played as a puerile smartass, while Ed Balls as a more obviously arrogant (and badly dressed) version of Osborne.

Ed Miliband makes a passing appearance eating what I think was a bacon sandwich in the background but oddly had no lines given the coming election. The most intriguing characters however were the conservative backbenchers. Though presumably fictional, one such character has an ominous chat with Cameron in the bathroom where he tells him that if he betrays the backbenchers, there will be “managed regicide”. If nothing else, a cynical view of politics makes it appear much more entertaining than it probably is.

 

All in all, Coalition is a fascinating addition to the pre-election hype. It betrays something of the character of our contemporary understanding of politics. By humanising politicians it aims to create a character-centered narrative that gives some sense to the momentous events leading to the coalition. It also aims to harness the power of dramatic conflict to reengage us with politics. But the very humanisation required for this reengagement is made possible against a view of politics responsible for this very disengagement: politics as a game for power devoid of principle and integrity.

It seems that today, a ‘realistic’ depiction of politics means an unfavorable view of politicians. How justified this is, is perhaps a question for another day. But by setting up a dramatic conflict that makes power mutually exclusive with principle, the film unwittingly commits itself to making drama mutually exclusive with political optimism. Are these but false dilemmas in the in the interests of television? I certainly hope so. But then again all fiction also has a kernel of truth. On the 7th of May, perhaps we will at least know what the public regards as true.

 

Oxford inched out of victory at Henley Boat races

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It is somewhat fitting that the year many feared the Henley Boat Races would fade into irrelevance with the departure of the openweight women brought its most spectacular set of races to date. Sadly despite strong indicators from the early season Oxford were pipped, quite literally, at the post by marginally faster Cambridge crews.

The racing started with the collegiate womens race pitting Green Templeton against Christ’s (Cambridge). The sun was shining and the wind was calm leading to near perfect racing conditions. Green Templeton lead off the start getting out to a lead of half a length by Upper Thames where the Oxford supporters were based to hear cheers from the Dark Blue supporters’ crowd. Sadly they were overcome by a very strong crew from Christ’s who went on to win by just over half a length, around two seconds. In the face of such strong opposition this was a good result for our girls who will undoubtedly move on from their performance in Torpids to another strong showing in Eights.

Then Oriel raced Jesus College, Cambridge in the intercollegiate men’s race. Oriel had been strong favourites to win but an impressive Jesus crew pushed them the whole way down the course. The Oriel boat characteristically pulled out to a lead off the start and slowly extended it over the course, fighting through a series of strong pushes from Jesus. The race ended somewhat bizarrely with Jesus stopping before the finish after they heard a horn from the bank that they interpreted as the finishing gun. At this stage Oriel had opened a clear water lead. Cherwell is yet to comprehend why a crew would stop before they themselves crossed the line and if any readers know why please let us know. The final verdict was three lengths to Oriel.

This capped off a remarkable season for the Tortoises. They appear to be the most successful Torpids crew since records began, achieving the highest ever blades when they bumped from sixth to second in Division One. Soon afterwards Oriel triumphed in a four length win at Eton Dorney over the headship crew in the battle for qualification to compete in the HBR. The win against Jesus saw Oriel claim the mantle of the first male Oxford college team to beat Tab collegiate oarsmen at HBR. After such domination will there be any stopping them coming into Summer VIIIs?

The lightweight fixtures featured the most agonisingly close set of races I have ever witnessed. Cambridge lead off the start of both races by a small margin but at no point in either of the 2000 metre races was there clear water between the crews. Oxford pushed hard the whole way down the course in an attempt to make up the distance and in both races started drawing back up on Cambridge in the closing stages of the race. The tension on the bank was unbelievable in both instances but particularly in the men’s race where the commentator closed off by saying “…Oxford are charging…. and both crews cross the line at the same time”.

Sadly Oxford ran out of course to catch Cambridge with. The final verdict was three feet in the women’s race and four feet in the men’s race. The lightweight men’s appeal following a clash was not upheld leaving the crews in a sombre mood.

Congratulations to Cambridge for a fantastic set of races and winning the Victor Ludorum. I would like to take this moment to recognise the incredible dedication and sacrifice of the lightweight squads who have trained week in week out for over 12 sessions a week leading up to Henley just to do battle for this university. Whilst they were unfortunate to come up against very strong opposition they can hold their heads high knowing they pushed themselves to the very limit and that at the end of the day there was  really no difference between the two crews, given the variation in speed during the stroke cycle.

I hope the crews are not deterred and will continue from strength to strength to BUCS and beyond.

Cherwell will continue its coverage of rowing over the vac with live coverage of the Boat Races this Saturday where OUBC are going for their third consecutive win after the calamity of 2012 and OUWBC look to continue their dominance and be the first women’s crew to win on the Tideway.

Minimalist Minestrone

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A staple of any British-Italian restaurant’s starter list, this easy-pleaser appeals to anyone and can only be improved by experimentation.  Consider adding whatever’s approaching its best-by date in your fridge (or subtracting whatever you’re too lazy to go to Tesco for).

What You Need:
120g red split lentils
1 large onion, chopped
2 cloves fresh garlic, crushed
1 courgette, thinly sliced
1 carrot, thinly sliced
1 red pepper, thinly sliced
1 tablespoon tomato purée
1 tin plum tomatoes, roughly chopped
50g spaghetti
850ml vegetable stock
1 teaspoon of dried basil
1 teaspoon of dried oregano
fresh parsley
salt

Method:

1. Put a little bit of water in the bottom of a saucepan and cook the onion and garlic till soft on a low heat, then add the plum tomatoes and roughly crush them up.

2. Add the courgette, carrot, red pepper, herbs, lentils, and purée.  Mix thoroughly.

3. Turn the heat up till the mixture bubbles, then add the stock and leave to simmer for half an hour.

4.  Break the spaghetti up into inch long pieces and add to the soup.  Leave to cook for another quarter hour then serve with bread and parmesan, after adding the parsley and salt.

Recipe of the Week: Posh Pepper Pancakes

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This stress-free dish combines the childish novelty of pancakes as a real meal with at least two of your five a day, and both the quick and lazy cooking process and soft, tasty product are easy on hungover stomachs.  

What You Need:
180g courgette, roughly grated
1 large red pepper, diced
100g feta cheese, diced
3 eggs
50g flour
Fresh parsley and mint, finely sliced
8 tablespoons oil
Salt and pepper

Method:

1. Prepare the grated courgette by tossing it in a colander with a teaspoon of salt and leave it over a large bowl or sink for about ten minutes, until the juice starts to leak out.  Press the courgette against the sides of the colander with a large spoon until it stops leaking.

2. Beat the eggs, flour, and courgette in a bowl, adding a handful of equal parts parsley and mint and a pinch of salt, to make your batter.

3.  Heat one tablespoon of oil in a frying pan and fry your pancakes, using a few tablespoons of batter per pancake.  Flip them when the edges get crispy and the top is bubbling.  Add a tablespoon of oil before each time you add batter.  I’d recommend keeping them warm by putting them in the oven or on a hot plate covered with foil as you go.

4.  Once your pancakes are done, heat two tablespoons of oil in the frying pan and sauté the pepper for a couple of minutes.  Transfer them to a bowl and mix in the feta and some mint, salt and pepper to taste.

5.  Spoon the filling into the pancakes, fold, and serve.  Consider adding a sprig of that fresh mint to your plate to impress your Snapchat friends.

Review: Cinderella

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★★★☆☆
Three Stars

“You shall not go to the ball!” Cate Blanchett’s evil stepmother wags her pointed finger in Cinderella’s disheartened face, and for a moment all seems hopeless. Except, of course, that we know that she will go to the ball. It’s a tale as old as time. Ever since Charles Perrault penned his definitive version of the tale in the late seventeenth century, and since Disney first immortalised the tale back in 1950, modern audiences can’t escape from the simple, universally-acknowledged truth, that Cinderella does go to the ball; that her wicked stepmother and stepsisters get their just deserts; and that she lives happily ever after. This is the hurdle Kenneth Branagh’s live action version constantly tries to stumble over: how to re-vamp the action and keep his audience guessing in a story everybody knows like the back of their hand.

Jumping on the bandwagon of Disney’s quasi-feminist movement following the unparalleled success of Frozen last year, Cinderella isn’t so much going for an action heroine of the likes of Elsa, or even Merida in Brave; it’s not about a woman capable of fighting like a man, it’s about a woman capable of holding her own – of not succumbing to the will of men or women, of carving her own destiny by way of her own qualities and achievements. In many ways, Cinderella is not remarkably fussed with reshaping or unraveling the classic fairytale to appeal to a modern audience – it’s often proudly old-fashioned and fiercely admirable of its animated predecessor. It takes Disney back to its centuries-old folklore origins, steeped in a semi-medieval and semi-fantastical world that has its own set of rules and regulations.

Downton Abbey’s Lily James is Ella, whose habit of sleeping by the dying embers of the fireplace for warmth prompts her dastardly stepfamily to coin her eponymous nickname. James is effortlessly amiable and vulnerable as the sugary centre of this fairytale, and she carries the weight of the picture quite spectacularly. Against brutal odds, Cinderella’s “kind and courageous” mantra is saved from becoming at times too sickeningly sweet by James’ grounded performance. Though her scenes are often exploited for sentimentality, she never patronises the material; she extrapolates its emotional core and manages to forget that she’s in a fairytale.

Of course, in the spiciest scene-stealing role, Cate Blanchett as wicked stepmother Lady Tremaine does threaten at times to sweep the film from beneath Cinderella’s feet, but Miss James is more than capable of rising to the challenge, and their final scene together is a terrific showdown of acting chops. Screenwriter Chris Weitz is wise to unpick Lady Tremaine beyond the point of two-dimensional villainy. As Helena Bonham Carter’s narrator tells us, “she too had known grief”, and we see flashes of a woman broken and dispirited in her own tragic way. Does it justify the way she treats her stepdaughter? No. But it does add a layered sense of motivation for her: namely her growing concern for securing the futures of her ugly (on the inside) stepdaughters, emphatically played with great comic effect by Holliday Grainger and Sophie McShera.

From the moment she meets her dashing prince (Richard Madden) in the forest, we know that Cinderella is just a headstrong “country girl” looking for her happily ever after. Prince Kit, who is anxiously “apprenticing” his father’s role as King, is suitably charming, and the filmmakers have wisely sprinkled him with more than a handful of modesty to make up for the character’s inherently handsome exterior, though he’s still a little dull. Thankfully, Branagh-regular Derek Jacobi is on fine form as the dying King who learns to bestow upon his son the greatest gift he possibly can: the ability to choose a bride for himself – for love, and not for power – and Stellan Skarsgård is a welcome addition to the tale as a scheming and conniving duke.

Academy Award winner Sandy Powell graces the film with lavish costume design so vivid that the colours almost burst through the screen and strangle us. Every ball gown, corset and royal robe (including Richard Madden’s ludicrously tight trousers) has been stunningly stitched to perfection. The stepsisters’ nauseatingly flowery garments are a particular highlight, and one can’t forget Cinderella’s famous ball dress, pimped and furnished by the Fairy Godmother from something you might have found on Strictly Come Dancing into a luxuriously prim piece of princess-wear. The ball scene itself is a marvel of cinematic splendor. No expenses have been spared on recreating a flamboyantly regal palace, with meandering camerawork and elegant ball-dancing choreography to boot.

Cinderella is without a doubt a visually rewarding film. The famous transformation from plump pumpkin to golden carriage is fantastically creative, with the actors playing the metamorphosed anthropomorphic goose and lizards providing ample comic fun. The CGI mice test audience patience with their incessant squeaking, but their transfiguration into big-eared horses is equally wonderfully inventive. All this of course is owed to Helena Bonham Carter’s wonderfully brief Fairy Godmother – something of a cross between the sweet simplicity of Glinda in The Wizard of Oz and a tipsy Julia Child – who oversees Ella’s evolution from dirty servant girl to the most beautiful maiden in the land.

The final act is where the film feels a little deflated and rushed, in what should have been the point at which Weitz and Branagh chose to expand the story the most. We know how the search for the owner of the glass slipper will pan out, so a few more surprises would not have passed unwelcome. It would have been satisfying to see the stepmother and her daughters receive their comeuppance, but the family-friendly Disney motto prevails, and perhaps they need no greater punishment than to witness the ultimate futility and failing of their ill-intended labours. That is justice enough. What’s important to Disney is not that their antagonists are bound for hell, but that their good-hearted heroines and heroes are bound for prosperity.

The biggest problem is the disappointing deficiency of ambition and originality here. What happened to that classic Disney magic and flare? Branagh stays a little too safe. He’d have benefitted from listening to Ella’s empowering words, “just because it’s what’s done, doesn’t mean it’s what should be done”. The original – and quite literal – rags to riches story makes for a feel-good live action romp with visually resplendent set pieces, but it lacks the kick of more ironic and self-conscious endeavours at the fairytale genre demonstrated so aptly by Enchanted. It’s certainly never uncomfortable viewing, but the glass slipper is by no means a perfect fit here.

Madrid Streetstyle – Buen Retiro Park

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One of the many perks of spending a year abroad is the fabulous weather that happens to come your way just when everyone in Oxford is shivering and trying to hide from the rain on their way to Sainsbury’s. The springtime weather in Madrid has already surpassed what we in Britain tend to hope for in summer, with highs of 29° and cloudless blue skies. In central Madrid, there’s only one place to be when it’s this gorgeous, and that’s the Buen Retiro Park, possibly the city’s most famous green space.

With such a diverse and vibrant mix of people, the fashion on display is a truly fascinating sight. I decided to photograph a few of the outfits that caught my eye.

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I’m not sure whether the co-ordination was intentional or simply the coincidental result of BFF bonding, but this duo stood out from the crowd for me. It was not just due to the stylistic simplicity of their clothes but also the effortless confidence with which they wore them. Both girls favoured a retro silhouette, with button-up blouses tucked neatly into high-waisted jeans. Minimalism was the key as white plimsolls complemented the white elements in the main outfit, and the girls’ nails were subtly painted so as not to distract from the overall look. The finishing touch is a pop of pink lip-gloss adds a summery touch!

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On my way towards the beautiful Cibeles Palace, I spotted this incredibly cute pair, who also graciously agreed to have their photo taken. Again, I love how their warm-toned outfits totally complement each other!

Marcos is definitely sending out a preppy vibe here, but his cuffed skinny jeans stop the outfit from being too Ivy League and give it a fun, fashionable feel instead. I absolutely love the yellow polo shirt in this glorious weather, and the light grey sets it off perfectly. The simple white Converse add a retro touch and also keeps it casual.

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Marta looks just as put-together, albeit with a darker colour palette. I love the way her shoes work with her bag without being too matchy-matchy, and her gold jewellery pulls the whole outfit together by working with the buckles on her bag and the zip on her jacket. I saw this type of big link necklace on several different women in Madrid, but I particularly like the way Marta’s sunglasses and her personalised name chain complement her statement piece.

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The last pair I spotted seemed to be pretty big denim fans, as well as experts at choosing pieces that made their whole looks effortless yet stylish. Arturo is the epitome of cool in these pictures, with an entirely blue-toned outfit perfected by the cardigan thrown nonchalantly over his shoulder. I love the rose print on the slim-fit shirt, and the form-fitting jeans and grey Converse keep the casual-yet-collected air consistent all the way down.

Garbiñe looks super stylish too – and just look at that hair! I am loving the tucked-in denim shirt with the rolled up sleeves, and the print on the flowy skirt is adorable! It adds a pop of colour to the outfit, as does the pink watch, which lends a preppy edge to her overall look. The battered satchel is both quirky and practical, an interesting change from the other handbags I’d seen carried around.

Of course, every district within the city is different, and in future I’m looking forward to checking out trendy Malasaña, hipster Chueca and refined Salamanca, but for now it was fun to walk around the beautiful Retiro and meet some great people in the process!

Milking it: why dairy production matters

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Undoubtedly, some time during this month’s election campaign someone will ask one of the party leaders the infamous question, “What’s the price of a pint of milk?” It’s a convenient test to see if our politicians are in touch with the ‘real world’. Perhaps it has become too easy a question now that every politician has learnt that, if they pop down the road to Tesco, a pint of semi-skimmed milk will cost around 50p. The problem is that we rarely ask how much the dairy farmers get paid for it.

In the year from January, the average price for milk on the farm gate fell from 34p to 20p a litre. Facing such a dramatic fall in income, UK dairy farmers are really struggling. As of today, the EU dairy quota system that has been in place since 1984 no longer exists. The planners of the Common Agricultural Policy (CAP) see this change as a great opportunity for the development of a more market-orientated, efficient, and export-driven European dairy industry. The European Commissioner for Agriculture and Rural Development, Phil Hogan, sees the change as “an opportunity in terms of growth and jobs”, as producers can now meet growing demand from Asian and African markets. The question is, will this reform be of long term benefit for our rural communities, or will it simply force the price of milk down even further, bankrupting smaller farmers and ensuring the monopoly of a few large-scale producers?

The Irish and the Germans in particular are in favour of this move, planned since 2003. It has been estimated that by 2020 the Germans will have increased production by twenty per cent, whilst in Ireland it may have grown by as much as by fifty per cent. The fear is that once again Europe will return to the era of massive dairy surpluses that preceded the 1984 quotas. A return to the milk-lakes and butter-mountains of the late 1970s and early 1980s would have a crippling effect on British farming. Already, the number of UK dairy farmers has fallen from 36,000 in 1995 to less than 10,000 now. Facing further price drops, there is a real danger that dairy farming as we know it will disappear from the British countryside for good.

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On Tuesday Belgian farmers led a convoy of European tractors to the centre of Brussels to protest against the change. While not the crème de la crème of the dairy industry, by burning the flags of major food processing companies, the farmers expressed genuine fears that small dairy farmers would be driven out of the market. All over Europe, small producers will be under pressure like never before to economise to survive.

With the right government support, the removal of EU quotas on dairy production should be seen as an opportunity for British dairy farmers, not a threat. The reform will undoubtedly reshape the dairy market, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that change will be a bad thing. Under the recent quota system EU exports of dairy products to growing markets in the developing world were hamstrung. New Zealand’s milk production rose from 7.6 billion litres to nineteen billion litres per annum over the course of the quota period, on the back of growing international demand for dairy products. But the EU’s stagnated. The quota system, fining countries for over-production, seriously limited the potential for increasing EU exports and rebalancing the trade deficit.

Already in Germany investment in the dairy industry means that efficient, technology-minded farmers are well prepared for the market’s revolution. Reiss, Europe’s biggest milk producer, has invested €8 million since 2012 in preparing for the uplift in production. Investment in milking carousels that can achieve three milking sessions each day instead of the usual two, or methane capturing systems to cost-effectively heat cattle sheds, means that they are ready to adapt to the change. If British dairy farmers want to not only survive, but prosper in the light of market reform, they too need to invest in technology and the export industry.

With the removal of quotas, European agricultural policy is finally looking outwards to an export led future. The removal of quotas means that smaller British dairy farmers will be forced to compete on a much more open market. If whichever government emerges out of the election wants to see a thriving agricultural economy, it needs to help dairy farmers invest in more efficient means of production. We need the government to support our farmers as they come to terms with new technologies and new export markets, producing cheaper and more profitable milk. Only if we support modernisation in the dairy industry will we be able to have our milk, and drink it.