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Review: Mametz

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It is hard to imagine, sometimes, if there can be anything new to be said about the First World War. It has become a cipher in our literature, and our society; for war as senseless destruction and meaningless loss of life; for young working class men used as cannon fodder in a war conducted by upper class generals. Despite this, with the centenary of the war’s outbreak now upon us, the familiar events are being re-examined through a number of media, one of these being Mametz, a new play written by Owen Sheers and directed by Matthew Dunster.

Mametz mediates elegantly between the familiar and the fresh. We are accustomed to associate the Great War with its poets, and whilst Mametz focuses partly on two writers embroiled in the conflict, they are Llewellyn Wyn Griffith, author of the memoir Up to Mametz, and David Jones, a modernist poet, whose writing exploits the later movement’s potential for fragmentation to evoke the shattering effect of war on the places and people it impacts. Though its subject matter is now a century old, Mametz feels absolutely and immediately contemporary, thanks to both the innovative staging and intelligent, affecting writing.

One of the play’s thematic strands deals with the wartime obstacles to the dissemination of Einstein’s theory of relativity, and this ingenious choice aids in the piece’s flattening of the distinction between past, present and future as discrete categories. It disrupts and re-evaluates the idea of remembrance, and of the war as an atrocity isolated in an unrepeatable historical moment.

This much-needed shift in perspective is careful, however, never to eclipse the significance of the ordinary lives that are so tragically and irreparably marred by the conflict. We are reminded of the importance of individuals in the form of the men of the Welsh battalions, movingly brought to life by the young actors, and of each unique existence that is in some way permanently scarred by war.

The play is long; perhaps necessarily so, as the extended time brings with it a deeper involvement and understanding on the part of the audience. This length is only really noticeable as the play draws to a close, where there are several possible end-points before the actual conclusion. This is, however, never really a problem, as the action does not cease to touch and compel. We are reminded that always in history we are witnessing a birth as well as a death. Mametz Wood is a site of destruction and of creation, it is a mass grave, but in both literary and scientific terms it is the cradle of the modern world, a birth taking place amid blood and mindless destruction, but a birth nonetheless.

Oxford second in adult toys league table

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Oxford students have spent £8,800 on sex toys over the past year, placing the university second in a league table of students’ spending on adult toys.

The figure, roughly equivalent to 41p per student, represents a slight decrease on last year’s sum of £9,689 – yet Oxford and Cambridge students still spend more on sex toys than any other university.

The survey, released by adult toy seller Lovehoney, showed that while spending by Oxford students decreased by 10%, Cambridge students spent 25% more on sex toys than last year, placing it top in terms of student kink, with Tab students spending £12,400 on erotic items.

While Cambridge students’ most popular items were erotic lingerie with fetish catsuits and crotchless knickers, Oxford students favoured G-spot vibrators and butt plugs.

According to Lovehoney, these latest figures go some way to supporting the idea that students with high IQs may also have high sex drives.

Lovehoney co-founder Richard Longhurst claimed, “All our research shows a big interest in sexual experimentation amongst high-fliers, so it is no surprise that Cambridge University comes so far ahead on sex toy spending, with Oxford University in second.

“We’ve found that everyone in the UK is becoming a lot more relaxed about sex and lot more interested in trying new things.

“A big factor in this has been Fifty Shades of Grey which has completely changed the sexual landscape in the UK and made millions far more prepared to try new things. With the movie out next year, we are expecting customers to become even more risqué.”

Commenting on the findings, second year mathematician Koen Rijks told Cherwell, “I’m not surprised at all – most people I’ve met at Oxford seem far more open to sexual experimentation.”

However, Jesus student Lucy Steeds suggested otherwise, “I’m not sure if these figures suggest Oxford students are having more sex – if anything, they could just be more lonely.” 

Live Review: Schola Cantorum

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The undertaking of György Ligeti’s Lux Aeterna by any choir is no mean feat. With complex rhythms, dense, clashing chords, and using the extremes of vocal range, it is no wonder that this piece is so rarely performed. It was therefore a pleasant surprise to see it in the programme for Schola Cantorum of Oxford’s most recent concert in Keble College Chapel.

The chapel’s incredibly resonant acoustic posed a challenge for the 30-strong choir, making it difficult to convey the subtleties and intricacies of Ligeti’s music. However, the performance had impressive clarity, and the high, sustained soprano vocal lines were executed confidently – the audience were left in stunned silence before their extended applause.

The rest of the program was characterised by alternations between Renaissance music and more recent works. This cleverly outlined their similarities whilst emphasising the more modernist features of pieces such as Michael Tippett’s Plebs Angelica, which featured some stunning tenor moments from Will Anderson and Oliver Kelham.

Lassus’ Aurora Lucis Rutilat was a strong opening to the concert, with the choir handling the delicacies of music effectively, without being too overpowering as a result of the doubling of parts.

The middle of the concert explored themes of tragedy and hardship. James MacMillan’s A Child’s Prayer, composed as a tribute to the victims of the 1996 Dunblane School Massacre, provided a striking moment of poinancy and stillness at the heart of the concert, while Weelkes’ When David Heard, and Howells’ Take Him, Earth, For Cherishing were directed expressively by Ed Whitehead, Schola’s conducting scholar.

Following the Ligeti, the concert closed with Martin’s Mass for Double Choir, another incredibly difficult work. The performance demonstrated Schola Cantorum’s technical accomplishment as well as that of their conductor, James Burton. It was the perfect conclusion to an enjoyable and professional concert.

WomCam officer condemns Balliol bop DJ

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OUSU’s Women’s Campaigns Officer, Lucy Delaney of Wadham, has joined several Balliol students in expressing distaste after the song ‘Blurred Lines’ by Robin Thicke was played at Balliol bop on Friday.

The controversial song, banned by the college’s JCR last October, was played at the end of the evening, during which students were given free reign over song choice. The song was stopped halfway through when a second year student disconnected the cables, but not in time to prevent the distress of several students.

The individual responsible was reportedly led away by porters, and is being punished.

Delaney described the lyrics of the song as suggesting “a general disregard for sexual consent, which is very damaging. It contributes to the idea often perpetuated in the media that women are objects who can be coerced into sexual activity if harangued for long enough, and that any rejection, explicit or implicit, can be overturned with perseverance.

“In short, the song suggests that ‘no’ doesn’t necessarily mean ‘no’, and therefore, this song is not suitable for any environment, regardless of whether the song has been banned by the institution or not.”

The song, she explained, “almost definitely caused some people to be triggered, and made everyone extremely angry.”

However, Delaney praised the way in which the situation was handled by the Balliol JCR. Ex-Balliol Women’s Officer Emily Troup subsequently decided that there would be an “afterbop” party at 2am, to which everyone returned and the song ‘Respect’ by Aretha Franklin was played.

JCR President Dan Turner told Cherwell, “The vast majority of people in Balliol were horrified by what happened at the bop.  At the very least, it left a bitter taste in the mouth of many Finalists as they said farewell to Balliol.”

He remained upbeat, however, about the spirit shown by the JCR, saying, “Perhaps the best thing to come of it, though, is how our community has responded firmly in opposition to this sort of offensive behaviour. Many of those leaving have commented that what they’ll miss most is belonging to the sort of community that takes such a clear stand against this sort of action.”

Delaney further commented, “I would say that I am extremely impressed by the way the situation was dealt with, however, this does not remove the fact that a lot of damage was caused when the song was played. This song is extremely triggering for some individuals, which is simply not acceptable.

“A bop should be a safe space and so to have that violated is an extremely harrowing experience for any possible survivors. Anyone who violates this safe space should face serious consequences.”

Best of Cherwell etc. TT14

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Well by Andrew McLean

This snappy poem from Andrew McLean, a second-year English student at Somerville, makes clever use of rhyme and form to sustain its swift, dashing motion. Named Well in a beautiful piece of understatement, the verse skips effortlessly from line to line. With injections of drama and a thoughtful attitude towards attraction, this is a fine poem.

Click here to read it!

The Beachcomber by Dòmhnall Iain Dòmhnallach

From the head of the Failed Novelists Society, a Neuroscientist whose first language is Gàidhlig, comes this tale of a mysterious arrival on a distant island somewhere far from here. The wonderful interweaving of the Gaelic language into Dòmhnallach’s prose creates a beautiful but rather mournful atmosphere, and as the flotsam and jetsam of the Atlantic washes up on the beach, the future is uncertain for the islanders.

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The Dream-Catcher by Catherine O’Leary

This extravagantly ethereal depiction of an otherworldly spiritual being is the product of the imagination of Catherine O’Leary, a French and Linguistics student. As we near the top of the figure’s head, it loses all structure, becoming little more than shapes floating in the air. Paired with the similarly magnificent and even stranger image The Zenith, this piece of art goes some way towards capturing the bizarre transience of a dream.

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Photos from the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea by Mack Grenfell

These photos, also featured in this term’s Cherwell Review, were taken in North Korea by Mack Grenfell, who is studying Physics and Philosophy. From the wide shot of a city square, large tenement blocks rising in the distance, to towering golden statues and an otherworldly bar, these images take a look behind the propaganda and the country’s image, depicting the realities of the DPRK.

Green and Golden by Heman Sheman

This song, sent in by Heman Sheman, a band made up of Edan Tal, Jake Lancaster, Bill Wright and John Morgan, along with the rest of their eponymous EP, oozes bluesy rock. Northern-tinted, drawled vocals meander across guitar work which is at times dynamic, at times thoughtful as the song moves effortlessly from barked chorus to hazy bridge.

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Check out the rest of the collection at cherwelletc.tumblr.com

Archers shoot for the stars

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Last weekend Oxford University Company of Archers won the BUCS Outdoors National Championships, beating opposition from a full 35 other unis to secure the title. The team of Alex Smith, Matthew Langton, Ciprian Zahan and Charlie Birch clocked an impressive score of 4661 between them, finishing ahead of Warwick on 4608 and Nottingham on 4430 with a decisive margin of victory. Success was especially sweet this time around, as in the last three BUCS tournaments in which the team competed, they had finished in silver medal position behind Nottingham, in one case by an agonising 14 points! The tables were turned this time however, and there was no denying that Oxford had brought the strongest team by far.

There was individual success too for OUCofA. Charlie Birch’s score of 1170 won her the silver medal in the women’s recurve category, while Alex Smith and Matthew Langton came 6th and 7th respectively in the challenging men’s recurve competition. These achievements were all the more impressive considering both were injured entering the tournament! Among the novices – those who had been shooting for less than a year – Kayla Haffley put in a powerful score of 1026 to come 5th in women’s recurve, with Sarah Arifi close behind in 9th and Jack Cane finishing 11th among the male novices. The novice team as a whole came 5th overall, suggesting the future of the club is in safe hands.

Two of the most prestigious titles in student archery – BUCS Outdoors and BUTC – are now held by Oxford, along with the Varsity Rose Bowl and Novice Plate, which were won in May for the third time running with two record-breaking scores. OUCofA has cemented its reputation as a hard-working, dedicated but also friendly and open team, and looks set to build on this success in the years to come.

Interview: Julian Huppert

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In the face of the recent Liberal Democrat wipe-out in the European and local elections, Julian Huppert seems to have lost no optimism or spark. Originally a Cambridge don, having read natural sciences at Trinity College Cambridge, he became an MP in 2010 after eight years on the Cambridgeshire County Council. I ask him how his experience in government had changed his views on the nature of politics. “It’s really interesting to see how it works while you are actually there, especially being in government. I was leader of the opposition on Cambridgeshire county council, and opposition is much easier as all you have to do is say is ‘I wouldn’t have done it like this. Here is how I would have done it, and better.’ The challenge of being in government is you have to make decisions. Compromises are necessary because you are in government. There is a limited pool of money, if you are responsible in government you can’t just promise to spend it on everything.”

However, he does not hold Westminster in high esteem, saying, “the way that our parliamentary system works is not very good. We have this idea of collective ministerial responsibility where every minister has to say that they agree with everything. It’s a silly idea; it wasn’t true when Blair and Brown were having massive disagreements over everything, it isn’t true now that we have a coalition of two different parties. The other thing that is really bizarre at the moment is the fact that to change your mind is considered a really bad thing.” 

“We have these famous moments; Thatcher’s ‘the lady’s not for turning’, Tony Blair’s ‘I have no reverse gear’ and so on. Well you wouldn’t buy a car that didn’t have a reverse gear or couldn’t U-turn. Instead you have politicians who will never ever change their minds. Instead you get things like Tony Blair being unwilling to change course when a million people march against invading Iraq. I’d love to see a system where ministers are able to say ‘we thought this policy would work; it didn’t, we were mistaken so we are going to try a different approach.’ We all make mistakes. I trained as a scientist, so to me, the idea of proposing a hypothesis, testing it and then rejecting isn’t something to be ashamed of; it’s something to be positive about.”

As Huppert had been speaking in a recent Union debate in favour of ending the War on Drugs, I ask him how this stance squares with his resentment towards David Cameron’s U-turn on drugs policy; from being a lukewarm supporter of drug policy reform to becoming much more hard-line, recently ruling out a royal inquiry into reform of drug policy or of decriminalising any currently scheduled substances, “Cameron is a really interesting character, and part of this is that he really doesn’t have much of an ideology at all. He’s got some views; he thinks he’s the kind of person who should be Prime Minister, he’s pro ‘marriage’, he likes the English countryside but isn’t very ideological unlike, say, Michael Gove or Margaret Thatcher. While he was persuaded to do something different with drugs policy in 2002, I think he was happier not to have to worry about it or spend political capital on it; he didn’t take the issue particularly seriously.”

The real obstacle to sensible drugs reform, he tells me, actually comes from the left. “The thing that frustrates me most about drugs reform is that the Labour leadership is so adamantly against doing anything sensible and are always authoritarian, time and time and time again. We saw this plenty of times when they were in power. But even recently, we had a discussion quite recently around issues to do with child sexual abuse and the Labour shadow spokesperson said ‘well why are we requiring proof to the criminal standard to convict someone of such a heinous crime!’” He tells me of an amendment Labour proposed to ban all psychoactive substances other than alcohol and tobacco, which would have criminalised coffee, tea and nutmeg amongst other things.

I was slightly sceptical at first, but decided to look it up, and there it was, an amendment to the Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill from July 2013, proposed by Labour MP’s Mr David Hanson, Gloria De Piero and Phil Wilson. “It is an offence for a person to supply, or offer to supply, a psychoactive substance, which… is likely to be consumed by a person for the purpose of causing intoxication.” He goes on to tell me more about his problems with the Labour Party, including the potential difficulties of forming a coalition with them. “Some of Labour’s authoritarianism comes from a decades-long fear of never wanting to be seen as soft on anything. It was Labour who locked up thousands of children for immigration purposes for months on end in order to look tough. We do see far too much of this posturing, tabling and arguing things just to show how tough they really are, which is very disconnected from what we are trying to achieve.”

“Regarding a coalition, we did go into talks with them, and amusingly one of the things they wanted was us to agree to increase tuition fees with them, which is a small historical issue I’m sure they’re quite glad to forget about now. I voted against tuition fees; when they first came in there was a Labour MP for Cambridge who promised she was against fees, and then voted for them, so I’m quite proud to be the first MP for Cambridge to ever vote against tuition fees.”

The tuition fees issue seems to have sunken the Liberal Democrat election prospects for the near future, and so I ask to what extent he thinks this issue has overshadowed their achievements in government. “There are plenty of things the Tories want to do that we would never let them away with. The Tories want to absolutely savage welfare benefits, for instance. One of the things I’m proud to have had a big hand in killing off was the idea of scrapping a housing benefit to people under twenty-five. I love the idea that every single under twenty-five year-old has a loving stable family they can go and live with. I like that world, but we don’t live in that world.”

“Tuition fees are a fascinating case, and I think it’s because of a fundamental issue people associate with trust. But I don’t see why they don’t associate the policy with Labour. It was Labour who swore not to introduce tuition fees, and then did, while tripling them. It was Labour who supported the Browne review, which recommended unlimited fees. It’s clear from Mandelson’s account that if Labour had won the last election, they would have massively increased tuition fees.” 

Rather, his regret is not expressing Liberal Democrat discontent with their Conservative partners strongly enough, with them instead trying to present a united face in order to preserve the idea that a coalition could be a viable form of government. “In the very early days of the coalition, we were much worse about explaining where there had been rows. But we kept these entire row in private. So what people saw was ‘oh look, there’s a complete about face.’ That was a huge error. I think people expect us to fight for what we believe in. But they don’t expect us to win every fight.”

Union candidates disqualified for electoral malpractice

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An election tribunal at the Oxford Union has found Presidential candidate Sunny Jain, OUSU Vice-President for Women Sarah Pine, ex-Secretary Alex Trafford, and candidate for Standing Committee Robert Harris guilty of electoral malpractice.

Jain, a second year student at Queen’s, was found to be in breach of Rule 33, which explicitly forbids forming an electoral pact with other candidates or openly campaigning for election with anyone other than “close personal friends”. As a result, Jain has had his candidacy disqualified from the recent elections, was fined £200 and banned from running in Union elections again. Jain is the first Presidential candidate to be disqualified since 2007.

The offense centre around a Facebook message sent from his account saying “hey bro, can I count on your support”, as well as including a list of candidates, known as a ‘slate’.

In his defence, Jain claimed the message sent from his computer had been sent by Sarah Pine in his room at 6am, while he was engaged in “vigorous exercise” in Christ Church meadow. In an email to the Returning Officer, Pine supported this version of events, however the tribunal panel stated that they found this scenario “highly implausible”, with one member of the panel asking whether the Vice President for Women of the Student Union would begin her messages with “bro” particularly as she had started other messages that had been submitted in evidence with “heya”. 

Ms Pine entered a guilty plea to electoral malpractice, also under Rule 33. She was found to have sent a Facebook message alerting members of the presence of a list of “anti-rape culture” candidates that included encouraging recipients to vote for Sunny Jain for President. She also posted a Facebook status that stated “Under Oxford Union rules we can’t draw attention to today’s elections” but saying “I’ve just heard several reports that the current President is standing in the Union gardens en-route to the polling station, trying to ensure people vote for his favoured candidates how desperate the Union’s elites are to stifle the chances of those people who are standing and committed to radical reform and transparency in the Union.” The status was found to break the Union rule that prohibits people from drawing the attention of the election to non-members.

Alex Trafford was also found to have breached the rules by openly campaigning for a candidate for President, Chris Frost. He posted a Facebook image of Frost, photoshopped to show him wielding a sword and decapitating snakes, including the hashtag #backthebid.  A ‘snake’ is a colloquial Union term for a candidate who is considered to be disloyal. Trafford was fined £100.

Robert Harris, who had been elected to Standing Committe, was found guilty of breaching Union rules on campaigning after evidence emerged of him sending multiple Facebook messages to several members asking them to vote for him and other candidates. Harris was disqualified from election, meaning he will not take up his position on Standing Committee, and fined £100.

President-Elect designate Lisa Wehden, Librarian-Elect designate Charlie Vaughn, ex-Editor of The Oxford Student Nick Toner and Returning Officer Wharton Chan were all found not guilty. 

Lisa Wehden and Charlie Vaughan were both found not guilty on the grounds of “no case to answer” when the evidence submitted against them, a recording alleged to have been made of them discussing making an electoral pact, was ruled inadmissible as they did not have the consent of the parties involved in the recording.

Nick Toner was also found not guilty. He was charged with having interfered with the election by publishing an article in the 7th Week edition of The Oxford Student that included candidates manifesto claims, but had misrepresented Sunny Jain. Toner accidentally published Jain’s claim as saying that he had “worked more than three vacation days” rather than “more than 30”, as was claimed in Jain’s manifesto. Zachary Spiro, Deputy Returning Officer speaking for Jain, who was absent, stated that “every person who voted would have had to walk within 10 feet of an OxStu.” The panel stated that it “would be obvious to most readers of The Oxford Student” that it was a typo, and that even if it unfairly influenced candidates, the effect would have been exceedingly unlikely to have influenced the outcome of the election.

Wharton Chan, the Returning Officer at the time of the election, was found not guilty of innocent interference in the election for Secretary between Dominic Merchant and Annie Teriba. Merchant won the election by three votes, however there was a discrepancy of four in the number of votes recorded and it was claimed that this discrepancy could have influenced the result. The complaint was rejected by the panel.

The tribunal panel, including ex-Presidents Richard Tydeman and Neil Mahapatra and ex-Returning Officer Jo Joyce, is expected to release a full report on the proceedings within the next several days. Although contacted by Cherwell, Sunny Jain declined to comment.

Oxford cricket side take "impossible" Varsity victory

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Oxford 179-9 (Haines 61*, Winter 52) beat Cambridge 177 (Ansari 52) by one wicket.

An incredible batting display of 61 not out from Oxford’s no. 9 Haines snatched a dramatic victory for the Dark Blues in the one-day Varsity cricket match at Lord’s. Beautiful summer weather blessed the historic venue – this year celebrating its bicentenary – and the sun ultimately shone on Oxford, albeit incredibly late, in a gripping day of university cricket.

Cambridge opened the batting and made gentle progress, posting 30 runs before losing Wylie and Senaratne in quick succession. Ansari came to the crease and knocked an impressive half-century whilst the Light Blues middle order collapsed around him. Just 14 runs were scored between five batsmen and Cambridge Captain T.C. Elliott was run out without facing a ball. Caught up in the batting landslide, once Ansari himself was caught by Sakande off Cato, it looked as though the Cambridge metaphorical ship would soon capsize. However, a solid counter-attack from Crichard and Sadler at the tail end led Cambridge to 177 all out off 47 overs, an unflattering innings total but by no means leaving Oxford complacent. The Dark Blues’ bowling performance deserves credit, particularly Cato and Sakande who took three and four wickets respectively. Marsden grabbed two wickets, whilst Haines gave away little off his nine overs.

The crowds used the extended luncheon interval to refill beverages, returning to their seats with more energy than Luis Suarez drugged up on Red Bull. It was anticipated that Oxford would aggressively target the somewhat disappointing Cambridge score from the off. Instead, opening batsman Jeffrey found his off-stump clean bowled by Pollock after just the third ball. The momentum seemed to swing as much as Pollock’s bowling, which eventually claimed four of the Oxford wickets. An impressive display by Pollock and his counterparts Sadler and Crichard kept the Dark Blues at bay.

The eleventh over could have proven pivotal. Pollock bowled a double-wicket maiden to dismiss O’Grady for nine and Ferraby, who was caught at first slip. Ferraby was already the second Oxford batsman sent packing (and quacking!) for a duck and the Dark Blues found themselves three wickets down with only 39 runs on the board. However, Winter seemed to be Oxford’s Ansari, the ray of light amid the sinking ship. Winter did not look back after being dropped by the second slip on four runs, proceeding to match Ansari’s score of 52. The no.3 batsman was eventually given out for what looked a harsh lbw off Bath, and with Winter disappeared a large part of Oxford’s hopes. Oxford’s run rate had slipped to under three an over, taking just one run off three overs midway into the innings and leaving a sorry-looking scoreboard. Winter had gone. Soon followed Chadwick, Cato and Marsden. The tide had turned. The Dark Blues were truly caught adrift.  Oxford had just one wicket to spare and still required 41 runs. Furthermore, only six overs remained.

Winter had indeed passed, but spring arrived in unprecedented fashion in the form of Kiwi Ross Haines. An early six set the momentum for a confident display of batting, which saw the right-hander navigate his way to an impressive half century and spark a dramatic turnaround. A good percentage of the crowd had disappeared, believing victory for Cambridge was all but assured. But those that kept their seats witnessed Oxford snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. Haines was imperturbable despite the pressure inflicted on the Oxford lower order and the team hung on until the bitter end. Haines and Sakande resembled loved up tennis partners, forming a tail end connection on the basis of ‘fist pumps’. Neverthless, such intimacy seemed to do the trick. Sakande and Haines knuckled down and turned the tide. Haines batted titanically and the Dark Blues entered the fiftieth and final over requiring five runs to steal an impossible victory.

Cambridge’s Pollock was called into action for this final-over showdown. Although Haines had led a brave Oxford fightback, there was surely no way this could continue, especially facing the mighty Pollock. This was a new showdown. Froch v. Groves was now Haines v. Pollock. The Varsity match had come down to the final over. The first ball of the final over and the tension in the ground was thick enough to slice up and place inside a Lord’s prawn sandwich. That tension, however, was smashed nonchalantly by Haines into deep midwicket for six. The Cambridge fielders were left dumbfounded. The crowd was probably too inebriated to realise what had happened. This was the cricket’s version of Sergio Aguero. Oxford sealed an impossible victory in the most stylish fashion.

Haines batted titanically. A total of 61 not out, including three sixes and four fours made the Oxford no.9 the highest scorer of the Varsity match and well-deserved recipient of the man of the match award. Many historic moments in cricket have taken place at Lord’s, but what a fabulous comeback from Oxford in a thrilling Varsity match, fitting of the venue’s 200th anniversary.

The Oxford team was unavailable to comment on Friday evening, presumably busy getting merry in the Lord’s Long Room, whilst Cherwell writers also had a certain Friday event at Wahoo to attend. But in the words of Oxford batsman Richie O’Grady on Facebook, “Arise Sir Ross Haines. You’ve got to have faith.”

The four-day Varsity Match will take place Monday 30th June – Thursday 3rd July at The Parks, Oxford.