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Review: Tea Rooms

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“Why did I agree to do this?”, I thought to myself when the first drops of rain splattered on my glasses. It was a 30 minute walk up to St. Hugh’s, and my feet were sore, it was hailing and I was freezing. Not a great start.

My friend had told me that there was a café in the new China Centre that was opened by Prince William, and since I was curious about both café and library, I didn’t think twice about accepting. However, on that Tuesday evening with my coat becoming more and more saturated, and my stomach being cold and empty, I was worried that in this barren area of North Oxford I was not going to find my friend and then starve whilst trying to find St. Margaret’s Road.

You can imagine the delight I felt when we got to the China Centre and I saw warm bowls of food being eaten. I would say “steaming”, but that was probably because my glasses misted over when we entered. Not only that, but there was more than one item of food was on offer. The selection was surprisingly broad, ranging from sandwiches to sushi to rice to noodles to soup. There was also a separate condiments table as well, and Blenheim Palace bottled water stood alongside various jugs of juices and St. Hugh’s bottled water. Chinese tea featured on their menu board, which was pleasing to see, but then again it would have been criminal for it not to have been there.

The room was large and airy enough to not be smothered by the smell of food, and the environment was clean, if a bit non-descript. I mean, it looked like a perfectly decent library café rather than living up to its pretentious name, the “Wordsworth Tea Room” which, admittedly, is not actually named after William Wordsworth, but rather, the founder of St Hugh’s.

There is no character to the café, but that suits its function; it’s not meant to be a very impressive dining room, it’s a more informal café for hungover students. The prices of the hot dishes aren’t bad either: the Kung Pao chicken that we both ordered was £4.35 each. Considering the same dish costs £6.95 to eat at the hellhole that is Noodle Nation, this is reasonable, and the helpings are generous enough.

Neither are authentically Chinese, but for library café food at least, that’s pretty standard. Although the rice was too wet, the tender chicken chunks were juicy and coated in a good rendition of the Westernized Kung Pao sauce: sticky, sweet and sour. For those at St. Hugh’s, it offers a nice change to normal hall lunch without having to go far, especially because they seem to be stuck in the middle of nowhere. And when eaten as a mid-afternoon snack before a normal dinner in hall, the two added together still cost less than formal hall at St Hughs.

Other items do not differ much in price from their high street counterparts. But if you are keen for some Westernized Chinese food the café is open from 9am to 4pm, and can be accessed from Canterbury Road. Since my college doesn’t allow us to eat in the library it was a fun novelty to be able to eat in here. The food was okay but that trek up Banbury Road is hard and the food wasn’t really worth it.

Dream girls don’t exist

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He is unknowingly despondent, working an unfulfilling office job by day and or­dering takeaways by night in his drab, Ikea-furnished apartment, most likely in the midst of the anonymity of a huge urban sprawl like London, New York or LA. He probably calls his parents every week, but only sees them a couple of times a year. He is also probably still getting over the break-up of his last long-term relationship, a year previous. He is sleepwalk­ing through life without quite realising how.

Then she turns up! Straight outta a small town and ready to take on the big, wide world in all its beauty and variety and thrills, she wears polka dots and has a fringe and doesn’t care what other people think about her. She is impulsive and she is unafraid. She owns a Po­laroid camera. She deliberately never stays in a job more than a few months, and probably works in a book shop or a kindergarten.

They meet under quirky, semi-coincidental circumstances. He falls for her immediately, and he intrigues her. He is something of a proj­ect. She sets out to make him happy. Fulfilled. To change him. She succeeds.

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She could, of course, be a character in any number of movies. It was film critic Nathan Rabin who first christened her the Manic Pixie Dream Girl (MPDG), and critics claim to have spotted her in everything from 500 Days of Summer to Scott Pilgrim vs. The World to Elizabethtown to Ruby Sparks. Some have named Annie Hall as her earliest incarnation. Cin­ema loves MPDGs.

Except that Rabin himself dis­owned the term earlier this year. He originally came up with it to describe a situation in which a female character only exists in order to change a male character — to give him a new lease of life or show him the error of his ways. She has no aspirations of her own, nor does she seem to have her own family, friends or career. There are undeniably instances when female characters fill this trope, but more often than not, the myth is decon­structed by the girl, who proves not to be the saviour the leading man thinks. The Pixie Girl is essentially a fallacy of a character.

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It’s clearest in films like 500 Days of Summer and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. 500 Days’ Summer and Eternal Sunshine’s Clemen­tine both meet men who are stuck (Tom and Joel respectively). Tom “could be a great archi­tect if he wanted to be”, Summer remarks as he wastes his talents writing greeting cards, and Joel is an introverted, ultra-shy loner un­til Clem brings out the spontaneity and con­fidence hidden beneath his sensitive surface. The two female characters fit the Dream Girl bill to a tee, breezing in to change the men’s lives for the better, until we see that they soon grow tired or frustrated in their relationships and move on. Tom and Joel become wrecks; Summer and Clementine move on (one finds a new guy and gets married, the other has all her memories of the relationship erased medi­cally); it’s clear where the agency is, and which characters know what they want and how to progress towards it: the women.

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Annie Hall is the same. Ruby Sparks writer and star Zoe Kazan pointed out, when con­fronted with the term, that the apparent post­er girl for the Manic Pixie Dream Girl is actu­ally largely based on Diane Keaton, clearly a subtle, nuanced and very real person. To brand such a seminal character in the genre of ro­mantic comedy with a label as lazy as that of the MPDG speaks volumes about our lack of respect for both the character and the genre it­self. Ultimately, it is Clementine who, as she does so often in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, speaks sense on the matter when she tells Joel: “Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I com­plete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s looking for my own peace of mind; don’t assign me yours.” 

Review: Interstellar

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★★★☆☆
Three Stars

Apparently Christopher Nolan, patron saint of discerning blockbuster audiences, saw the comparisons between him and Stanley Kubrick. His Interstellar, an achingly ambitious but derivative space-opera, embraces its debt to Kubrick’s seminal 2001 even whilst it tackles a Spielbergian story of a family separated on an in­tergalactic scale. The film follows Cooper, a farmer and father played by mumbling everyman Matthew McConaughey, on a journey from our dying earth to the edges of the space-time con­tinuum in order to find a new planet for the hu­man race to populate. Taking on two of western cinema’s most revered masters seems almost as ambitious as the plot’s mission. What surprises is that Nolan almost sticks the landing.

Yet whilst Kubrick’s classic takes us to the birth of mankind’s successor, Interstellar tells an alto­gether more hopeful story about the betterment of humanity itself. It’s at times majestic, electri­fying and riveting, at others a heart-breaking human story connecting its two central father-daughter relationships across galaxies. But between these dizzying heights, there are mo­ments lacking focus, dropped narrative threads, and plot machinations as clunky as the film’s array of space-faring machinery. With Interstel­lar, Nolan is undoubtedly working on his biggest canvas yet, so it’s unsurprising, if a little disap­pointing, that his broader brush strokes paint in a little less detail.

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The film occasionally struggles to elucidate the profundity of its human drama, instead sometimes resorting to signifiers to do the heavy lifting — a character is conspicuously named Dr. Mann, the planet-saving spaceship called En­deavour, and the project titled ‘Lazarus’. This lack of subtlety seeps into the relationship between Cooper and his daughter Murphy, named after the Law. Nolan struggles to convincingly dra­matize his signature heavy exposition, and the script relies on its talented cast to get through some painfully forced dialogue.

Despite the film representing a departure in many ways, it is full of returning Nolan col­laborators. Hans Zimmer’s surprisingly delicate score foregoes much of the Dark Knight trilogy’s bombast in favour of more introspective, but no less mesmerising music. You can practically hear the twinkling stars. Editor Lee Smith’s presence is apparent in the Inception-style climactic cross­cutting, which keeps a coherent sense of escalat­ing tension across both the space-set and earth-bound narratives. Anne Hathaway also makes a return appearance, though, like her fellow cast mate Jessica Chastain, is given depressingly little to do. Apparently Nolan can conceive of the hu­man race entering the fifth dimension, but not a female character that isn’t defined almost exclu­sively by her love of an honest man.

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One new arrival is cinematographer Hoyte van Hoytema. Hoytema uses the blackness and lim­ited light sources of the film’s space photogra­phy to create imagery that surpasses your usual blockbuster spectacle. Yet it’s in the American heartland’s endless vistas that he delivers his most haunting work, wringing every possible ounce of nostalgia from its corn fields, blue skies and dusty roads. Elsewhere, the special effects dazzle — one set piece on a watery planet particu­larly impresses — whilst the production design in the film’s dimension-bending finale is truly awe-inspiring. Audiences looking for a spectacle will not be disappointed.

It’s easy to forgive many of Interstellar’s mis­steps given the complex scientific and emotional territory being traversed, and the sheer amount of plot the film churns through in its three hour runtime. But Interstellar remains a flawed masterpiece, a film whose ambition slightly, but crucially, overreaches its grasp. Its ultimate conclusions about destiny and family are a little hard to swallow, particularly coming from such a typically clinical filmmaker as Nolan. It seems somewhat disingenuous to tell a story about love pushing us to our limits and pulling us back together, when the establishment of our charac­ters’ relationships feels so forced. Still, as Interstellar enters its final act, Nolan finds his way to the film’s heart, and on the way finds our own.

Bar Review: Corpus Christi

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Andy Warhol once covered his entire studio with silver foil and paint. I somehow feel like Corpus bar’s choice of entirely white walls was perhaps less radical, although the Ribena-purple couches do make somewhat of a bold colour statement. Like many Oxford college bars, this is a subterranean establishment which you really have to know is there before attempting to find it.After discovering a secret door on the left hand side of the quad we walked through what seemed to be a waiter’s corridor. Since formal hall was taking place we were definitely in the way of the servers, but this is probably not an issue you’d face every time you visited.

I have to be honest, this is a teeny tiny bar, and feels a little bit like someone’s living room, but since Corpus isn’t exactly the biggest of colleges I guess that it makes more sense to not have a huge bar, especially since the JCR is right above it. The ceilings are probably quite perilously low for tall people and generally the space is not designed for people who are claustrophobic but it’s warm and not wholly unpleasant. They also have darts, foosball, a pub quiz machine, and pool so if you get bored of looking at the very white walls/talking about your love life you can at least play pub games to your heart’s content. The room is well set up, and there are booths built into the archways in the walls. This is a nice feature, although the acoustics within these booths are bizarre and it wouldn’t be great for a conversation with a larger group. But as it was just my partner-in-crime and me in there we could have a fairly private conversation undisturbed by the group next to us.

The drinks selection is unusual, with Mahou and Tuborg on tap instead of the more usual suspects of Carling and Guinness. Personally I think Mahou is a good middle-ground choice for those who don’t particularly like beer. It cost roughly £2.40 and it was well pulled and decently priced. My partner-in-crime, being classy, ordered the Toucan which was some combination of vodka, blue WK, and cranberry juice. It was a bit grim and cost £4 so I think we’ll skip that if we ever decide to return.

The bartender was extremely sweet, letting the guys next to us bring in pizza and giving us change for the foosball table — not to mention getting us drinks quickly and without fuss, so I am loath to give this bar a poor rating. I think it works for a quiet drink with one or two friends (as long as you don’t need to go for a ciggie break in the pouring rain).However, if you’re pre-drinking or trying to get wasted it’s probably — sadly — a little too small and a little too quiet.

Verdict:★★☆☆☆ (2/5)

Cocktails with Cai

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After featuring a drink incorporating that most villainous of the cocktail’s adversaries, beer, this week marks a return to the more discerning cocktail lover in your midst. Although OUCA’s Port & Policy night is well-known for the many gallons of port consumed in its boozy proceedings, there is in fact such a thing as a port cocktail – the most famous of which is the Porto Flip.

This week, I pledge to my good friend, the Association’s President, to introduce the Porto Flip onto the OUCA menu for the coming Sunday and I promise to come along to cause some of my usual Cai-os.

Unlike many things associated with OUCA the principle ingredient is ruby port, which is the cheapest form of port available. You can buy it at Sainsbury’s for £7 for its own-brand ruby port but I would recommend paying the extra £3 for Cockburn’s which is one of the big names in Port, in case you were wondering.

The Porto Flip also has the dubious quality of being one of those cocktails incorporating eggs into the mix – to the shock of many less experienced/hard cocktail fanatics. Yet fret not – when mixed thoroughly the Porto Flip produces a fine froth on the top of the drink that gives it an acrobatic title. It is an IBA Official Cocktail, meaning that it is one bartending contestants make for the World Cocktail Championships, where they compete to be crowned the World’s Best Bartender.

The cocktail was first written about in 1862 in a book called ‘How to Mix Wines’, and despite the conventional wisdom that rules against mixing wine and spirits, the Porto Flip makes for a particularly delicious exception. That being said, I doubt that cocktails are anybody’s usual pre-drinking favourite –even I am not that hardcore.

8 parts porto (ruby port)

3 parts brandy

1 egg yolk, whisked

Dash of Nutmeg

Preview: Monkey Bars

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Adults are smarter, funnier, quicker and louder than kids — so say all of us. It is a sad, and often neglected fact of life that children go unheard. With Monkey Bars, Chris Goode’s verbatim script provides a platform for those voices that are so tirelessly drowned out by the self-important discourse of the working adult, voices that are bright, perceptive and refuse to be silenced. It arrives at the BT Studio on Tuesday of Sixth Week.

In rehearsals, director Siwan Clark conducts the play’s 30-odd inconsecutive scenes, in which adult characters recount the true tales of hundreds of young children interviewed by Goode, with as much energy as if it were her own material.  

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The play, Clark urges, is precisely suited to a student audience; performed for those still battling that infamous ‘in-between stage’, the voice of the child turned adult resonates in new and exciting ways. “We still remember what it’s like to be a child or teenager,” says Clark. “We still remember what it’s like not to be listened to.”

Of course, the director’s ambition stretches further than a simple appeal to our empathic adolescence, arguing that if we, at this age, are more likely to foster ‘anti-children’ sentiments, then the performance has scope for dislodging such prejudices while they are forming. 

Perhaps clouded by visions of a revived Freaky Friday scenario, my fears that this particular revision of the youth/adulthood dichotomy was just a little contrived, or worse a tad preachy, were swiftly abandoned. This is a script with real topical significance. Not only does it discuss issues such as the conflict in Syria or the London Riots, but at the heart of the play is a discussion on the sexual abuse scandal in Wales a few years back and the questionable ways in which the children’s complaints were dealt with.

Monkey Bars strikes a strident contemporary chord, as Clark articulates a national awareness of the fact that now, more than ever, “denying someone a voice is not without its consequences.”

Speaking of her personal attachment to the script, it quickly becomes obvious that Clark’s motivations as director are truly admirable ones. Jarred by the reality that anyone can openly profess, “Me? I hate kids!” and get away with it, for Clark the piece flags this kind of social acceptance of everyday child prejudice, and questions it. “Children have thoughts like the rest of us, they get lonely like the rest of us, and they have affections, memories, ambitions like anybody else.”

“It’s counter-intuitive, yes,” admits cast-member Benjamin Goldstein when asked about the challenges of a role in which both adult and juvenile dimensions are so unnaturally fused, “but it’s not impossible.”

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The rehearsal, like a flashback to those Stagecoach glory days, begins with a suitably playful and energised round of “Smack,” the “Monkey Bar” version of the notorious warm-up exercise, “Splat.” The cast then grapple with the task of exposing and removing those quirks and mannerisms that make us so characteristically adult by impersonating one another, with the mantra, “always accurate; never cruel”. Clearly, these are not just actors playing children. These are adult mouthpieces to the earnest, uninhibited speech of those who so often go ignored.

“People had to leave because they were peeing with laughter,” Rosalind Brody tells of her first experience of the play at the 2012 Fringe. As this would suggest, Monkey Bars is at once a pithy, thought-provoking and hilarious script to which Clark’s cast will no doubt do justice. Urging you to draw your own conclusions, this is a verbatim play that aptly and truthfully speaks for itself. 

Review: His Dark Materials Part 1

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★★★☆☆
Three Stars

In a Guardian review of Stephen Wright’s adaptation of ‘His Dark Materials’ at the National Theatre in 2003, Michael Billington described the play as ‘like a clipped hedge compared to Philip Pullman’s forest’. He notes that Pullman’s tale is a complex exploration of much theologically-themed fiction, which suffers from being culled for stage. As an admirer of Pullman’s work, whilst I agree that the adaptation itself is somewhat lacking in the story’s original magic, I found this production to be a valiant attempt at the difficult task of telling the epic adventures of Lyra and Will. Performing this play in Oxford gave it an extra level of meaning that could not have been achieved anywhere else: not least including the ironic mockery of the academics at the fictional ‘Jordan’ College – known as Exeter to you and I.

The production was well directed, by Madeleine Perham, and confidently acted save a few rough edges. Among the most memorable performances were those of Christian Bevan, who maturely played Lord Asrael and was painfully succesful at portraying the harsh father-figure, and Will Yeldham, who played the slimy Lord Boreal. A good word must also be given for Alex Mckenzie’s portrayal of Roger, who played the curious boy startlingly well, making his cruel demise at the end of the first part all the more horrific. Alex Sage’s Lyra was also well-performed – an impressive transformation to a 12-year-old girl. Her energy is the drive of this production. At points the child-like energy became a bit tiring. We might have seen more of the sensitive Lyra, of her conflicts and passions, since the story places us in the position of watching her grow from a child to a young woman.

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Theo Chevalier was perfectly cast as the voice for the puppet of Pantalaimon, Lyra’s daemon. Clearly it is challenging to achieve this convincingly, and he was the most successful at this in the production. However, I was not entirely convinced by the use of War Horse-esque puppets to represent the daemons. Although the idea has potential, under the conditions of a student production it is logistically impossible to have a daemon for every character. As a result only the main character’s daemons were portrayed. Daemons are the most inviting parts of Pullman’s world, and are the idea that drives the story. The lack of them onstage made it difficult to relate to the feeling of shock at Lyra’s first sighting of a child without a daemon. More confusing is that fact that it is impossible to portray the daemons changing shape, which in the books is what provides the cathartic heart-wrench of watching Lyra and Will grow and their daemons fix. Indeed, in this production Pantalaimon was permanently a pine martin, which I imagine will remove the climax of his fixing form during the part 2 production next term.

Just before I left the theatre, I heard a stranger exclaim to a friend: ‘I had no idea what was going on’. I do wonder, then, whether as someone who knows the stories inside out, I am the right person to be reviewing this production – I could be both over-critical and too generous, considering that I know the story inside out. But overall, the fact that not all of the first book and a half could be squeezed into one small production served to remind me that I want to reread the books I discovered as a child, now as a student in the Oxford of ‘our’ Universe.

Electoral changes at the Union: should you bother voting?

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Today the Union holds on of its first polls in years, asking members to vote on the legalisation of slates, the introduction of RON on the ballot paper and authorisation of online campaigning.

The rules changes mean a lot. Rule 33, which covers electoral malpractice and is infamous in Union circles as the cause of much end-of-term tribulation, hasn’t been updated since the ‘90s. Twenty years ago it was nigh on impossible to imagine the future frustration of being repeatedly Facebook messaged and called, on top of the usual lodge, as ‘acquaintances’ let alone “close personal friends” asked you to haul down to St Michael St . to vote.

Furthermore the lack of a Re-Open Nominations option has led to a culture where a select few hacks grimily work out who is running for what officerships and the ordinary member is left with no real voting options. It is unsurprising considering these issues that turnouts are low and frustration with the Society is high, as a cliquey set continue to control the atmosphere and culture of the Union.

Introducing these rules changes means that voters have a choice: you can give a candidate a mandate with your vote or you can officially voice your annoyance. They also mean that the on going farce of ‘slates’ can be put to bed: we all know they exist, keeping them under the table and in the dark only leads to backstabbing and in fighting, to majorly mix my metaphors.

That isn’t to say the rules changes don’t have issues. Very arguably, there has not been enough discussion with members, despite calls for a debate in the House. Arguably, with three such big measures they should not all have been rolled up in one motion. Similarly, legalising slates without enforcing any kind of regulation is foolhardy and partially defeats the point of bringing them above board.

Despite these blatant issues, the changes are a step worth fighting for. The current secrecy of elections is arbitrary and damaging; these changes make the Union more transparent and give people an opportunity to actually have a say.

The step may be muddled, rushed and problematic, but it is in the right direction. If you are a member, it is worth going to vote so that your vote in the future means more.

Polls are open today from 12pm-7pm at the Oxford Union

CapitOx members signed up to UKIP mailing list

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The Groupspaces list for Oxford banking, capital and management consultancy society (CapitOx) was spammed on Tuesday after one student hit ‘reply all’ to an email advertising a J. P. Morgan event.

This prompted a number of replies that were circulated to the whole list alongside members appearing to be signed up to the mailing lists for UKIP, BNP, Young Communist League and the One Direction Fan Club to name a few. 

The spam started when one student replied saying, “I’m really looking forward to the Spring Week event on Thursday. I was just wondering what the dress code is for these events.”

Speaking to Cherwell, the student explained, “I didn’t intend to send the email to everyone. I didn’t realise that replying to the Capitox email address would result in all members receiving my message.”

The simple misunderstanding led to a wave of emails taking advantage of the ‘reply all’ feature. Many simply responded that they were not actually on the committee but others took the opportunity to weigh in on the proposed dress code: one student suggested it was “white tie” whilst another suggested wearing “a wife beater”.  Other students were genuinely annoyed with a number of emails asking for the spam to stop.

One Second-Year Mansfielder commented, “To be honest I only signed up for the free bottle opener at Fresher’s Fair and don’t want to be a banker – so I don’t really mind.”

More worryingly for some members, however, was the publication of their emails meaning that they could be signed up to a variety of websites. 

However, the president of the CapitOx Committee stressed to Cherwell, “the email addresses of our students are still all secure, it was the email address [email protected] that emails were being sent to. Groupspaces works by sending an email to that address, from where emails are sent to our mailing list, so no individual student was signed up for anything.”

He went on, “We sincerely apologise to our members for the problem with the mailing list yesterday. The problem was resolved very quickly in the morning, but the time lag with GroupSpaces servers meant the solution took a few hours to take effect.” As a result, a number of emails were sent between 9.21am and 2.30pm.

One email sent from [email protected] even appeared to endorse UKIP, telling members, “Please stop using the reply all feature of the mailing list. This list’s sole purpose is to allow the committee to inform our members of upcoming networking and employment opportunities. Secondly I’d like to draw your attention to the UKIP subscription message that you should now all have received. We’re very excited to have partnered with UKIP and hope you’ll all consider donating £10 to support the election effort. Best, The Capitox Committee.” 

The President has confirmed that this was not sent by any members of the committee , and that “The groups and any other topics mentioned in the chain emails yesterday were not from any members of the CapitOx committee”.

Earlier this month the PPE society was hit by a similar incident, as internet ‘trolls’ external to the University spammed the entire mailing list for an hour. 

The situation is now resolved and Cherwell can report, for those planning to attend the event, that the dress-code is “business attire”.