Friday 4th July 2025
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Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Ralf?

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For a play performed on a badminton court, this production boasts some serious firepower. Conceived in the fertile theatrical breeding-grounds of St Catz, The Graduate brings a cast of established actors and outstanding debutantes to one of the most artfully awkward scripts in cinema. Add a live soundtrack from Oxford indie band Spring Offensive and a publicity campaign managed by media juggernaut Marta Szczerba, and you have a potent mixture on your hands. A mixture that might just blow up in your face.

Luckily, most of the explosive force is directed at the audience. Directors David Ralf and Holly Harris have borrowed extensively from the 1967 film, and as a result this play brings much of the tension of the original to the stage. The script may have been ‘silently modernised,’ as the directors put it, but the plot and the feel are still very much of the sixties.

Benjamin is an immaculately accomplished student who returns home for the summer after graduating. He finds himself catatonic with boredom. Surrounded by braying models of the American Dream – ‘let me say just one word to you, Ben my boy… plastics’ – he struggles against his own all-American heroism and rebels without purpose, without energy, and without direction.

He is easy meat for Mrs Robinson, the lithe cougar wife of a friend of his father’s, and the two embark on what might just be the most infamously graceless affair in cinematic history. ‘You are the most attractive of all my parents’ friends. You are more than adequately desirable,’ etc. Things get more complicated. Benjamin is compelled to date Mrs Robinson’s daughter Elaine, and in spite of a false start in a strip joint they hit it off. Cue the inevitable round of discoveries, and then a wildly unpredictable race across America.
This production delights in subverting your expectations. Ralf has mastered the art of making it very clear that a cringe moment is approaching, and then delaying and delaying it until you’ve ground away what little remains of your tooth enamel. Benjamin is played with a wild charisma by Jeremy Neumark Jones, who adds an assertiveness that was missing in the film.

Opposite him, Erica Conway shines on her Oxford debut as a very British Mrs Robinson, in spite of the comedy Californian twang. Understated and distrait, she manages to give the impression that she is completely in control although her mind might be temporarily absent somewhere out beyond the asteroid belt. She doesn’t quite own the space as much as she might, but her character is both inscrutable and utterly convincing.

The rest of the cast are drawn in bold stereotypes. Felix Legge plays Mrs Robinson’s avuncular husband to a tee, while Rebecca Adams makes her Elaine even more girlish than the Elaine of the film. There are no real weak links here. The production puts its limited space to good use, although it is more than a little disconcerting to see the inactive actors flopping vacantly against the walls like discarded puppets. Dare I say this feels pointless?
But while you can fight this play’s charm – and plenty will – you won’t win. Just lie back and let this slick production seduce you. Enjoy the ride.

Cyrano Right on the Nose

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In tackling Edmond Rostand’s iconic play, first staged in 1897, SF Productions have pulled out all of the stops in sprucing up Cyrano ‘that old chestnut’ De Bergerac in their dynamic and engaging adaptation, jazzing up the original script with Derek Mahon’s 2004 translation. Five actors tackle a staggering sixty roles, chopping and changing between aged peasant, self-parodic thesp, love interest and villain faster than you can say Jack Robinson. The versatility of the talented cast is thoroughly watchable, and just as well too – don’t take your eyes off of the stage for one moment, and keep your wits about you as an audience member… You snooze, you lose the plot in this dizzyingly fast-paced production.

Wisely sticking close to the wonderful original story, the choice of modern day vernacular lingo revitalises the bubbling humour central to Cyrano’s success, with a classy touch of twentieth century va va voom. The comedy of the play is enhanced by some slick and inventive choreography directed by Sarah Perry: the cast embrace the chance to stretch their physicality claws, slipping from atmospheric tableau in choral synchronicity to humorous routines with glee.

As the frenetic energy of multi-characterised, busy scenes can begin to grate, however, nuanced and emotionally honest performances, in particular from Joe Eyre as Cyrano and Anna Maguire as Ragueneau, are well-placed and well delivered. Eyre’s Cyrano blends a cheeky humour with emotional poignancy, physicalised with stage-filling enthusiasm.

Playing with the idea of ‘an obvious theatricality, and a reality created through pretence and play’, the simple design lays the burden of generating the sparkle squarely on the shoulders of the cast, as they engage only with the most evocative and symbolic of props. The simple costume seeks to distinguish the parade of make-believe characters who people world of the play as separate from the five principal characters, humanized and emotionally-driven.

Staged in the intimate Burton Taylor studio, the audience may well be overwhelmed by the density and flamboyance of Cyrano De Bergerac: one feels very much a spectator, and in need of a little more connection and inclusion, especially in the quieter scenes of emotional potency, to really enjoy the show. The promise of a sombre second half will, one hopes, balance well with the frivolities of the first.

With the stellar structure of a favourite story though, a confident cast and a thoroughly thought-out agenda of metatheatre mingled with irreverent fun, I don’t have a doubt that Cyrano De Bergerac knose perfectly well, and rightly so, that it’s worth far more than a scratch.

The ups and downs of sport this term

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Promotion Push

Monday Night Rugby

Nothing guarantees attendance at an event like value for money, which explains why Iffley Road saw an almost packed house for the game with Wasps last week. As the Aviva Premiership grinds on with an at times crushing monotony – two matches last weekend were decided solely by penalty kicks at goal – Blues games on Mondays are a free-flowing, high-scoring spectacle with £1 drinks thrown in for good measure. What’s not to love?

Merton/Mansfield

If the best things come in small packages, nowhere has this been truer than on Oxford’s football fields these first two weeks of the season. Carrying on their run of form from last year, Merton/Mansfield – not exactly two colleges that would spring to mind if you were asked for sporting powerhouses – are top of the league after winning their first two matches. A thumping 3 – 0 win over Teddy Hall in first week was followed up by an equally emphatic victory over Hugh’s this, making them an early contender for the title.

Relegation Dogfight

Walking

One of the common facts that are banded about around Oxford is that you can get from St John’s College, Oxford to its namesake in Cambridge only walking on land owned by the two colleges. If this is true then presumably their Oxford sports ground marks the halfway point where above-averagely enthusiastic testers of Oxbridge legends can have a break before continuing their journey. I don’t care if it has under-floor heating, why is it so bloody far away?

The Blues

A thumping loss to Wasps at rugby, a defeat by Brookes in a football friendly, and the most undergraduates ever selected for the OUBC squad with only one returning Blue. It hasn’t been a great start to the season for the elite of Oxford sport. Meanwhile in Cambridge their Blues also lost to London Irish. However this was only by 12 points, and against a team that contained occasional England Fly-half Shane Geraghty. Their boat club – whilst also having a healthy dash of undergraduate talent – has four returning Blues and a medallist from the under 23 world championships. Obviously this doesn’t take into account the fact that Cambridge are our natural inferiors, but still, I’m getting a bit worried. I only like playing up to the idea of the Varsity grudge when we win.

From the player’s mouth

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JCR Women’s Football Fourth Division

 

New Women 16

 

Somerville Women’s II 0

 

Last Sunday saw the first appearance of the season for the much-heralded Somerville Women’s 2nd XI football team. As the only ladies second team to grace the football league they had high hopes following their intensive pre-season tour at the new Park End site  and its surrounding alleyways. Unfortunately, these hopes were dashed even before the first whistle was blown; as players and fans alike received the devastating news that the team’s star striker had been withdrawn due to a recent groin strain.

 

Let us return to the plush pastures of the New College Sports grounds as the scene went from bad to worse against New College 1st XI, revealing what can only be described as a blatant breach of Fourth Division regulations: an aesthetically pleasing hunk of a referee. The extensive training program of the Somerville ladies had not prepared for this sort of vindictive game plan and the bewildered stars were left shocked and distracted. Unfairly disadvantaged, five goals slid past the normally solid Somerville back four within the first three minutes of play.

 

Any optimism that the brave ladies had managed to hold on to ebbed away early in the first half when the team’s only player to have previously witnessed a football game (Lucy Dubberley) caught the elbow of New College’s Vinnie Jones and was forced to go off with a suspected broken nose. Despite the unconcealed nature of the sadistic offence, the referee resolutely refused to award a free kick. From this point onwards the game was tainted by referee bias, culminating in his indifference when faced with what one onlooker described as ‘the most blatant penalty I think I’ve ever seen in second-tier ladies’ college football.’

 

Somerville continued to battle hard in the second-half, entering New College’s half on at least one occasion. The final score-line of 0-16 certainly does not do justice to the fitness and skill of the Somerville ladies 2nd XI.

 

Rachel Boakes

 

JCR Football Premier Division

 

Wadham 2

 

St Catz 4

 

Wadham were back in action this week looking to build on a solid performance from the 1-1 draw at Christchurch. St Catz were searching for their first league points after humbling defeats to a blues strengthened Worcester and more surprisingly to a weak Christchurch. Wadham went one up in the first minute thanks to a mercurial strike from skipper Mike ‘Lego’ Edwards. Wadham pressed hard for the first 30 minutes and were rewarded when Tim Poole carefully placed his 20 yard strike onto the St Catz defender’s heel to skilfully wrong-foot the keeper. Catz clawed one back before the break as Chris Lyle scythed down the St Catz winger for a stonewall penalty, Carl Assmundson stepped up to score but not before John ‘Cowboy’ Jenkins got a firm hand to it. Lyle was rewarded for his hard work with a taxi to A&E after some deft knifework from the St Catz striker, although it might have looked more like a painful head collision to the untrained eye. This was the second time Chris has needed stitches in his forehead in three appearances. St Catz turned up after the break and seemed to actually be pretty good,with striker John Langton threatening. The equaliser came from a soft-free kick headed in by an unmarked Chris Rees. Wadham battled on and special mention goes to the centre-back fresher pairing of Josh Vivian and Anthony Ojukwu who put in some full-blooded tackles which were given, in my opinion wrongly, as fouls by referee John Lowe. Catz won the game thanks to a brace from Chris Lambert, and probably deservingly took home the three points.

 

Michael Edwards

 

JCR Football Football Premier Division

 

Christ Church 0

 

Teddy Hall 3

 

Teddy Hall earned an impressive victory at champions Christ Church, a win that gives them 6 points from an opening 9. The House might be the home of last year’s trophy, but this Christ Church team was much depleted from the side that so dramatically stole a league-clinching 92nd minute goal (incidentally against Teddy Hall) on the final day of the 2009/2010 season.

 

Teddy Hall began their season with high hopes of success in the league and cup, but were surprisingly (and comfortably) beaten on the opening day by an impressive Merton/Mansfield side. They have since impressively beaten Worcester and arrived at Christ Chuch sports ground hoping to continue their revival.

 

0-0 at half-time, the game was balanced and scrappy, neither college asserting themselves on a strangely hot, sapping October afternoon. Set-pieces were the difference; Teddy Hall scored three times from corners, directly or indirectly, surprising the champs with their ability and efficiency in the air. Goals on 60 minutes, 70 minutes, and 80 minutes sealed a comfortable finish for the elated visitors, as shocked as anyone at the ease with which they coasted the final half-hour. This was, without doubt, a significant result, one that suggests another wide-open year in the Premier Division.

 

Inevitably for such a successful side, the Blues have come calling for the stars of Christ Church’s show, and the club must now adapt to the loss of some key playmakers. ChCh and Teddy Hall are the top flight’s last two victors, and bouts between them are always heavyweight encounters. This one, though, was a deserved scalp for Teddy, an intrepid team who will cause some more upsets yet. To build a powerhouse in college sport is a great challenge: ask Worcester, a previous football dynasty who’ve just spent a season mired in the First Division. Graduations and injuries are hazardous in equal measure, and windows of real opportunity can slam shut in a matter of weeks. Teddy want to prise theirs open, where Christ Church must improve if they wish to extend their period in the sun.

 

Scott Mody

 

Oxford women net an emphatic victory

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One of the drawbacks of living next to the Cherwell’s Sport Editor is that when you happen to have sat through an entire game of netball it becomes a racing certainty that you will have to pen a few thoughts for the benefit of the readership. However, I am happy to do so as the performance I witnessed was not only truly impressive but a revelation to me.

My reason for attending, which I tried to stress to the friends who raised an eyebrow when I said I was spending my Wednesday afternoon watching a girl’s netball match alone, was to see an old friend who was representing Warwick’s team.

The game was dominated by Oxford with the final score a fair reflection of their comprehensive dismantling of Warwick’s 1st team. The sequencing of passing was both fluid and accurate; this was clearly a team who had learnt to anticipate each other’s positioning on court to great effect.

It did not take long for the goal shooter to be given the chance to score, which she capitalized on almost without fail. By the end of the first quarter the pattern of play had been established and Warwick did not seem able to offer anything to disrupt Oxford’s seamless passage of passes.

The main impetus for Oxford’s impressive scoring rate was a strong performance from Sarah Godlee at goal attack, who is new to the team, combined with Nat Hoon, goal shooter, who put the game beyond the reach of Warwick. However, the standout performance of the match came from Hannah McKay in goal defence who made a series of effortless interceptions in the circle and midcourt to neutralize any resistance that Warwick could offer.

It was a credit to the team as a whole that despite securing the match early on the girls continued to demonstrate an exceptionally high standard of netball to the final whistle. The ease of victory was all the more remarkable given that this was the first game of the season and the first time the girls had all played together; in these early stages it would seem that this is a team to watch this year.
I have to confess that this was actually the first full game of netball I have watched; yet despite initially going just to see a friend I was entertained and enthralled throughout, so if you are stuck for something to do of an afternoon, get yourself down to Iffley and support a little publicized but very talented side.

Oxford 63

Warwick 5

Not quite stuck in the mud

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There is always a little taste of chaos at cross country Cuppers. With a broad field full of hopeful freshers, Varsity selection in the balance, and more mud underfoot than the Ypres Salient, you invariably get the feeling that the first race of the cross country season is going to spring a few surprises.

So did Cuppers deliver on its shock value this year? Yes and no. Yes, some complete unknowns performed brilliantly in both the men’s and women’s races, and St Anne’s celebrated an unexpected victory. But no, the big names turned in big performances, led by Green Templeton’s supercharged Dave Bruce.

The women’s race was tightly contested. Established Blue Clare Kane (Christ Church) led from the start, but was made to work hard for the win by newcomer Ella Waldman (Somerville). Waldman kept Kane’s lead as slippery as the treacherous course, and in the end she finished only six seconds behind Kane’s credible 22:01.

Third place was a tight squeeze between Noelle Lopez (Balliol), the women’s vice captain, and last year’s captain Natasha Poole (Hilda’s). The two experienced runners kept in sight of the leaders and battled all the way along the 6k course, but in the end Poole capped off a superb return from injury with a strong finish to claim the bronze with some 20 seconds to spare. Becky Gardner (Catz) and Cait Mullarkey (Trinity) also ran well to finish fifth and sixth respectively.

Uppity freshers ran riot in the men’s race. Dave Bruce came in 40 seconds clear of the field with an outstanding 32:51 over a course that by now resembled an ugly chocolate mousse, but he trailed carnage in his wake. Four virgin runners broke into the top ten, led by the excellent Fabe Downs (LMH) in second. Downs had to fend off fellow fresher Fraser Scott (Lincoln) and OUCCC veteran Michael Osborne (New). It was Osborne, running as a guest, who took third with 33:45, while Scott crashed home a few seconds behind.

Close behind, Tom Frith (St Anne’s) held off Jonathan Pearson-Stuttard (Christ Church) for fifth. A threatening and much improved Alan Cherry stormed in seventh ahead of Adam Lewandowski and Peter Hodkinson. Club Secretary Carl Assmundson rounded off the top ten with a fair 34:57 after a long spell on the sidelines. St Anne’s showed great strength further down the field to take the title.

With many Blues hopefuls either looking on in their tracksuits, gingerly returning or just downright absent, it’s probably too early to draw any lasting conclusions from Cuppers. But OUCCC Captain Dave Taylor – who finished a gentlemanly 15th – will have been encouraged by the healthy crop of freshers as he looks to overcome Cambridge for the third year running.

The best news for the club are the strong 34 runners, who despite the mud bath, all clocked in under 40 minutes. Taylor will hope to reverse a history of defeat in the open mob matches. The sound of feet squelching over this awful course must have been music to his ears. Chaos, yes, but it is just this kind of chaos the OUCCC want to take over to Cambridge in November.

Vince Cable is a no show

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Vince Cable has cancelled his talk in Oxford merely a day before his due arrival. His choice to cancel was a response to a police notification that a large student protest was planned.

A spokesperson for the Liberal Democrats was unable to comment, however University officials have confirmed his change of plans.

Students are still planning to go ahead with the protest, and maintain that it was always intended to be peaceful. The protest against the Browne Review proposals announced this month is expected to be one of the largest Oxford student protests in recent years.

News Roundup: Second week

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Naomi Richman and Camilla Turner discuss the consequences of the Browne Review, and whether Oxford will turn into Disneyland.

For King and Country

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It must be said that archery has come a long way since the days of Agincourt. Archers now have much more advanced bows than the bent sticks used in the Hundred Years War; archery equipment is now made out a variety of materials including aluminium, wood, foam and, of course, carbon fibre.

There are three main types of bow used today. The most common is the recurve bow. More technical than this is the compound; with a system of pulleys that take the weight off the draw, making it easier to pull back. Finally there are the longbows still pining for the days of shooting down a French knight – longbow archers from the wreckage of the Mary Rose were actually found to have one shoulder bigger than the other as a result of archery.

Oxford University Company of Archers is one of the larger clubs in the country. The club competes in the midlands archery league and has finished in the top six at the university nationals three times in the last two years (indoor and outdoor). However, it is not all about the competitions (or the training – we try not to make people deformed!). For those not fussed about competitions, just turn up to a session and have some fun. Beginners are more than welcome at the club and training is offered to as high a level as you want to take it.

Cherwell photo blog – Week 3

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Saturday – St John’s from St Giles – William Granger

 

Friday – Aerialist at the Regal – Sophie Balfour-Lynn

 

Thursday – Small Audience – Jason Sengel

 

Wednesday – SWP Protest in central Oxford – Alexander Lunt

 

Tuesday – Barbeque on Headington Park – Clare Richards

 

Monday – Monitoring Little Clarendon – Urska Mali

 

Sunday – Man on Parks Road – Lauri Saksa