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Oxbridge funding slashed by £10 million

Concerns have been raised about the status of the unique Oxbridge tutorial system following news that around £10 million will be withdrawn from government funding to Oxford and Cambridge Universities.

In a document addressed to the Higher Education Funding Council for England (HEFCE), Oxford University has reportedly said that it will have little choice but to slim down provision for teaching unless an alternative source of income is found.

The proposed cuts would affect funds allocated for the upkeep of Oxbridge’s historic buildings, and the University warns it would have to divert resources to fill the gap.

David Palfreyman, the bursar of New College, Oxford, and the director of the Oxford Centre for Higher Education Policy Studies, expressed concern at the difficulties less wealthy colleges could face in maintaining the prestigious tutorial system. “We are a relatively rich college and we will do our damnedest to keep it going but I don’t know how poorer colleges are going to struggle through.”

Commenting on the challenges facing Oxford, a University spokesperson denied that the tutorial system is to be scrapped. However, they pointed out, “Current public funding only covers about 50% of Oxford’s undergraduate teaching costs. The more cuts we face in government funding, the more acute this problem becomes.

“We are doing all we can to help ourselves, particularly through our large fundraising campaign, where we are asking friends and alumni to help us maintain Oxford’s standards of excellence.”

The University is not alone in facing fiscal difficulties. The University and College Union has suggested that more that 5,000 jobs are at risk nationwide as the government reduces its Higher Education budget by £180 million.

However, some have argued that it is disproportionate that Oxbridge should be hit by £10 million of this cut.

Oxford University is still engaged in consultations with the HEFCE.

Cringe, appreciate and cringe some more

While travelling with my family through the United States, we decided to watch Bruno, a film with rave reviews that opened to packed audiences. Needless to say, watching the film was not a very pleasant experience for my mother, who was raised in a strictly orthodox Hindu home and witnessed all the horrors of religious pogroms when she was young. Her inability to understand irony merely added fuel to the fire. The ability to divorce subject matter from its artistic expression in a humourous form is culturally subjective, but one should not assume that this is purely symptomatic of cultural upbringing. While it may be obvious to most that it is not Bruno’s political insensitivity but rather its stupidity that is humourous, the line between the two is often blurred. In fact, a large part of why Bruno and Borat have been so popular is their suppression of obvious irony.

“The problem is that an audience may confuse the irony with political insensitivity itself”

Borat is a classic example of where this divorce between the subject and its portrayal has been most successful. For instance, when Borat makes fun of Jews, this is not intended to support anti-Semitic views but rather portray the narrow minded, racist nature of these views. The problem is that an audience may confuse the irony with political insensitivity itself. The success of these films, may in fact result in desensitizing us to racism by making racism funny. Today, political insensitivity has become a fad and young people often take pride in justifying mild forms of racism.

On more than one occasion, I have come across individuals who seem to think that making Holocaust or ‘dead-baby’ jokes is acceptable. While I am not making any value judgments as to whether these jokes can ever be made, I can say with a degree of certainty that in most cases the individuals telling these jokes would never have dared exercise the same degree of insensitivity had there been Jews or pregnant women around at the time. While the intention of these jokes may have been to display, in a self-deprecating manner, the idiocy of these ideas, often conversations may take a defensive turn and efforts are made to justify racist or bigoted ideals. Mix that with the absence of irony, or its ineffective portrayal, and you have a classic recipe for unpleasant jokes.

“Nowadays, politically insensitive humour is analagous to cigarette smoking amongst teenagers; the allure of the taboo”

Earlier this year, during a regular gathering of friends in a local pub, a friend of mine decided that it would be appropriate to pretend to be racist. To be honest, it made for loud laughs and a good time. However, as the night wore on, the pretence seemed to wear off, and a strange form of the forbidden fruit effect seemed to take over. Nowadays, politically insensitive humour is analagous to cigarette smoking amongst teenagers; the allure of the taboo. The attraction to the forbidden is fertile ground for attention-seeking teenagers who want to be provocative. This can be dangerous when they convince others that their ideas are reasonable. While the comedian may know at the back of his mind that he is not racist, he may encourage it in others or be seen as racist himself.

I am not sure that the risks involved in such interpretations justify censorship, but they are risks nonetheless; a risk that is present with most activities from bungee jumping to drawing cartoons. The question is, how far should these risks go? The line should be drawn at some stage, but where?

Staircase 22: 7th week, part1

Ralph and Peter Renee start getting angsty about the impending election while Kati starts looking for a foot on the Oxford stage. Will Eleanor’s hust for p

eafowl rep leave her unfit for the position?

Don’t forget you can catch up on all the previous episodes on Staircase 22 in the podcasts section of the website.

Don’t miss tomorrow’s episode exclusively here at Cherwell.org

Shakira visits the Oxford Union

Cherwell reports from Shakira’s visit to the debating society. 

The Wrong Stuff

In the quest to replace Andrew Flintoff and to have a variety of bowling options, there is a possibility of England picking Luke Wright to bat at number seven in the first Test match in South Africa. Although it is understandable that England wants a five-man bowling attack, Wright simply lacks sufficient quality with bat or ball to merit Test selection.

Wright is a destructive and clean-striking hitter of a cricket ball. He is a fine fielder and bowler capable of hitting almost 90mph, so it is easy to see why Wright has been touted for Test honours. It is an appealing idea to have Wright come in at number seven and demoralise bowling attacks in a manner not dissimilar of Flintoff. But such a notion is not ground in reality.

Wright has so far played 28 ODIs, averaging just 22 with the bat, despite being given significant opportunities to open the innings. With the ball, his ten wickets have come at a cost of 47 apiece – so where exactly is the evidence of a man able to make a valuable contribution to the side batting at number seven?

It is first worth considering what England would regard as a good series from their number seven against South Africa. Realistically, Andy Flower may hope he could average 30-35 with the bat, including some momentum-seizing 50s, and claim perhaps 10 wickets at an average of under 40. If he were to perform that task, few could argue he is not worth his place in the side.

But he simply would not. Wright’s technique remains far too flawed for him to score consistently at Tests, especially against pace bowling of the calibre of Dale Steyn. Indeed, he has only ever scored two county championship centuries. His bowling bustles and is improving but a first-class bowling average of 43 doesn’t lie: it tells the story of a man who could not even be trusted to contain, let alone threaten. Revealingly, Paul Collingwood (a shoe-in for the first Test), is entrusted with the ball more in ODIs and has a lower first-class bowling average. Along with Jonathan Trott and Kevin Pietersen, that is sufficient bowling to augment the four frontline bowlers.

Wright has potential, certainly, but his selection, especially for such a challenging series, would wreak of prematurity: this is a man who needs to cement his place in the limited-overs sides and do more for Sussex in the four-day arena before he should be considered a viable Test candidate. His selection would be a throwback to the pre-Flintoff days, when England were so desperate for an all-rounder that they selected men, such as Ronnie Irani, who patently lacked either the batting or bowling quality required.

Having Matt Prior at six and Wright at seven would not inspire confidence. If England beef up their top-order, selecting all six of their specialist batsmen with Prior an ideal number seven, they should be able to regularly compile scores of 400 plus in their first innings. And that, rather than through bits n’ pieces men, is how Test matches are won.

 

 

Interview: Metro Station

L.A. synth-pop outfit Metro Station have just landed in London. In a little under a week they’ll be taking to the stage at the O2 Arena to open up for Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Disney sensation Hannah Montana – a.k.a. little sister of Trace Cyrus, front man of Metro Station. Personally I’d find the situation rather embarrassing if I were in the band. Hmmmm… I think a lot of people might.

But not these guys! At least, if they do, they don’t show it. Perhaps they’ve been forced not to by their record company, or their promoters, or perhaps by some unquenchable thirst for fame and fortune, irresistible to them even if it has to come courtesy of hockey mums, Hollywood and eight-year old kids. In desperate search of some answers, I caught up with the drummer, 33 year-old Anthony Improgu.

He explained the band’s take on it: ‘It’s a blessing for us; you know, we’re lucky to be on this tour.’ It’s an unsurprising statement, in light of the band’s overarching aim: ‘We just want to be as big as possible’, he went on to say. But I was puzzled – what are Hannah Montana fans likely to make of a band whose tour partners so far have typically been the likes of emo/punk acts Good Charlotte, Panic at the Disco, and Fall Out Boy?

Improgu has no concerns: ‘Miley’s older now; so her crowd’s getting a little bit older. I mean, we’re a bit more edgy than her but I think it’s actually fine because it’ll be a really pop crowd and the kids are young but, you know, they pretty much love 80s music, and that’s what we bring to the table.’

He acknowledges that, ‘playing to eight year-olds and stuff’, they’ll have to alter their live show – ‘because of the parents and stuff’ – but ultimately he feels that ‘a lot of bands would die for an opportunity like this’.

When he speaks along these lines I begin to wonder whether Improgu and I are on the same planet as each other. Of course, a lot of bands would die for an opportunity like this – bands like Bob the Builder and the Wiggles – not, I’d have thought, bands with front men who sport sleeve tattoos and have symmetrical lip piercings.

This said, he was keen to stress that Metro Station have no pretensions of being a rock band: ‘We’re definitely a pop band’, he asserted, before going on to clarify: ‘What we mean by pop is timeless melodies. The lyric content is not necessarily happy, but it’s hinted with a happy note – it could be rock, it could be hip-hop, whatever – that’s pop.’

Hmmmm… good definition, cleverly vindicating commercially desirable business move… possibly spoon-fed by savvy press agent?

Just kidding. I can honestly say that nothing in my conversation with Improgu led me to suspect that in going on tour with Miley Cyrus the band might be doing something contrary to any artistic principles of theirs. I do believe Improgu when he makes out that he and the rest of the band

are entirely happy – delighted – with the way things are going for them.

Unashamedly seeking to become ‘as big as possible’ whatever the cost, Metro Station occupy a different realm from that in which bands obsess about image and artistic integrity and profess to hold sacrosanct such fickle ideals. The more realistic of the two is surely theirs. Miley Cyrus’ nine-date UK tour is mostly sold out. The few tickets that are still available from online agencies range from £175 to £475. As Bobbi Flekman observes in Spinal Tap: ‘Money talks, and bullshit walks.’

Metro Station’s eponymous debut album was released earlier this year on Columbia Records.

 

New Writing Festival winners announced

The winners of the OUDS New Writing Festival were announced today.

A yearly competition for budding playwrights, the Oxford University Dramatic Society (OUDS) New Writing Festival (NWF) is a highlight of Oxford’s dramatic calendar. Entrants are invited to submit a new play they have written. The winning scripts are produced and performed for an audience that includes celebrated professional writers and literary agents. This year’s competition saw thirty-seven entries reduced to a final group of four winning scripts, after three gruelling rounds of judging.

The OUDS Committee selected a ‘long list’ of fifteen outstanding contenders. Helen Eastman, literary associate of Soho Theatre, made a final shortlist of six for Tony Award-winning playwright Michael Frayn. Frayn chose four winners:  The Fireflies by David Shackleton, Instead of Beauty by Richard O’Brien, Revival by Carla Neuss and Toffee by Charlotte Geater.

The four plays will be performed in the Burton Taylor Studio in Seventh Week next term. NWF producer Chloe Courtney remarked on the variety among the winning entries. ‘We have a massive range of scripts, from character-driven coming-of-age drama to an absurdist piece which channels Beckett,’ she said.

Over twenty directors applied to bring these scripts to life. Sarah Perry, a fresher who won acclaim for Oriel’s Cuppers entry, The Lover, will direct Revival. She described her feelings about directing this script. ‘Revival uses quite stylised, playful language in a naturalistic setting. I’m excited to see what comes out of that physically,’ she said.

Meg Bartlett of Merton, director of Best of Cuppers nominee A Real Summer and Rimika Solloway of St Peter’s, assistant director of A State Affair, take on Toffee and The Fireflies respectively. Christchurch English student Abhishek Bhattacharyya, originally from Delhi, directs Instead of Beauty.

Roland Singer-Kingsmith, President of OUDS, has high hopes for the event. He says he is ‘extremely excited about the invigorating transformation from page to stage of four of the best new plays in Oxford.’ There is certainly much to look forward to, and maybe a few surprises. Michael Frayn called one of the plays ‘whimsical and bold’ and commented that he liked the ‘self-opening filing cabinets’ in another. He has selected an overall winner from the final four, but its identity remains a closely guarded secret – at least for now.

 

Staircase 22: 6th week, part 2

Paul has a rather nasty tutorial when Dr Brittanica finds out he’s been using Oxbridge Essays. Will Kati manage to escape from All Souls’ tower?

Don’t forget you can catch up on all the previous episodes of Staircase 22 in the podcasts section on Cherwell.org.

Don’t miss the beginning of 7th week in Staircase 22, beginning tomorrow!

Review: The White Ribbon

As a filmmaker, Michel Haneke has been synonymous for well over a decade with cinema that is uncompromising in the way that it coldly, even cruelly, scrutinises the world we live in. His latest work ‘The White Ribbon’, arriving in British cinemas preceded by critical praise and the title of winner of the Palme D’Or at this year’s Cannes film festival, shares many of the thematic concerns of his previous projects: the violence that we tolerate to thrive amongst us, and the everyday evils that may lurk behind our neighbours’ closed doors.

However, unlike ‘Hidden’, Haneke’s previous master-class in this surgical brand of cinema, which raised a magnifying glass to the cracks and fissures that riddle the modern French suburban household, ‘Ribbon’ travels back to a tiny pocket of the past to expose underlying malice in the mundane. The film details the peculiar and unsettling events that occur over the course of one year in a small German village just prior to the outbreak of the First World War. From the very beginning it is clear that the unassuming puritanical community, with its cast of barons, pastors, doctors and cherubic children, hides dark secrets, not least of which is the identity of the perpetrator of a series of brutal crimes that throw the village into discord and paranoia. The suspense and unease that Haneke manages to sustain throughout is highly impressive, especially considering that he never needs to resort to gratuitous violence or risible twists to unnerve the audience. It is all done by the power of suggestion: the things left unsaid and the acts left unseen in the elliptical narrative powerfully convey a sense of impending horror, and of repressed trauma that must eventually explode in clandestine acts of violence. To make things even more portentous, the narrator invites the audience to interpret the unfolding events onscreen as somehow anticipating the rise of Nazism in the 1930s. Look again – suddenly the children, blond-haired and uncannily organised, seem less cherubic and more like future members of Hitler’s ‘master-race’.

Yet despite the brooding and malignant atmosphere, stylistically one might accuse Haneke of going soft. There are welcome oases of comedy amongst the bleak landscape, and even a genuinely warm, if amusingly chaste, romantic sub-plot between the village teacher and a local nanny. Haneke’s addition of these lighter shades to his dark palette do not detract from the overall seriousness of the story itself, however. In fact, by the contrast they offer they heighten our awareness of the seething resentment, sexual, economic and religious, that is choking the village. Without them, moreover, the film might have been too overwhelming in its depiction of communal sickness.

‘The White Ribbon’ is a challenging film because of this focus, but it is also rarely ever less than compelling. Aside from the me

ticulously paced script, the performances are uniformly superb, convincing enough to make one forget that the film was only made last year and that the actors probably had their mobiles out between takes. The cinematography is also deserving of a mention, capturing the seasonal beauty of the German countryside with its seas of rippling corn and thick snow, whilst simultaneously managing to cultivate a hazy, dreamlike quality that perfectly suits the eeriness of the subject matter. In fact, there is very little to fault the film on, as every element of every frame seems finely polished by a filmmaker who clearly takes his art seriously. With its considerable length, disturbing content and formidable intelligence, ‘The White Ribbon’ might be a film that seems to dare you to test yourself against it, but if you’re feeling up to the task it’s a match well worth seeking out.

5/5 stars

 

Education will break the cycle of poverty, says Shakira

Shakira talked about the importance of education, described the nature of her charity work and outlined plans for the future in a speech delivered to the packed chamber in the Oxford Union today.

The 32-year-old Colombian singer started by apologetically admitting that there will be no “singing or hip-shaking” and went on to describe her strong belief in the “democratisation of education” as a tool to break the cycle of poverty.

She said, “I cannot subscribe to the idea that the older days were better days. I strongly believe that the best is yet to come. With the universal access to education to feed our collective intelligence with our commitment to lead and organise in places like this with students like you…we can be so close to create a network of intellect, enormous think-tank.”

The two-time Grammy Award winner explained that this conviction stems from her own experience.

“When I was eight years old I saw my parents undergo bankruptcy. I remember it as if it was yesterday. We returned home, all of our furniture had gone, the big colour TV was now a small black and white one, our cars were gone. I couldn’t understand why it was happening.”

She added that in order to gain perspective her father showed her orphans sniffing glue in the park. This experience was a catalyst in setting up the Barefoot Foundation at the age of 18, when Shakira first achieved international success.

The foundation funds the building of schools and community centre

s, as well as providing food, because “nobody can learn on an empty stomach”.

Shakira also stressed her strong belief in a better future and emphasised that she likes “to make things happen”.

She said, “So tell me, how many things that are inconceivable today will be obvious tomorrow? How will society be structured? Will it still be organised in couples or communities or governments, presidents and prime ministers….? Will we eat junk food without gaining weight….I’d love that!

“We have achieved so much due to one concept: the democratisation of education.”

The singer also talked about the importance of Millennium Development Goals.

“Nine years ago as part of Millennium Development Goals, governments from around the world made a pledge so that every child has access to primary school by the year 2015.

“Sadly, their promises have not been met with actions. Sadly, with the current pace of change we will not have access to universal education in a 100 years, let alone 5.

“That is un

acceptable.”

She added, “We have the the resources to feed the people several times over, but why are children starving? We need to find more ways to distribute food. And education is our ticket.”

When questioned by Cherwell, Shakira described how her career provides a vehicle for her charity work. “I can make music for fun,” she admitted, adding that due to her career she meets journalists and politicians who listen to her views. She also added that although she has seen “very little” of Oxford she finds it “beautiful” and is privileged to address such “smart people”.

Lou Stoppard, the Union’s Secretary, commented, “It was amazing…I thought it was nice that she addressed something serious…she was very


passionate.”

Hannah Cusworth, Guest Liaison Officer added, “What I find most upsetting is that she is a multi-million selling artist but she is more eloquent than I am.”

James Dray, Oxford Union’s President commented, “As someone who has spent many happy nights dancing to Shakira’s music, I’m delighted Shakira could come to the Union and give such an inspiring talk on how we in Oxford can make a difference to the lives of the poorest. The Oxford Union has a proud history of hosting some of the most revered musicians in the world, and I’m delighted to be able to add Shakira to that list.”

He added, “Her warmth and compassion towards children in her home country, without access to the education which we take for granted, evidently struck a chord with the hundreds of young audience members who gathered to hear her speak. We wish her the very best for her future fundraising and activism, and of course all her musical collaborations to come.”