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Review: Turner and the Masters

If you are planning to visit London anytime this term then this exhibition is a must-see. With his innovative and controversial approach to exhibition curation, David Solkin tells the story of Turner’s life, education, work and influences, placing him in the context of the art that shaped him.
Whilst Turner was a highly independent artist, forging a new genre of landscape painting, he was also deeply engaged with his artistic predecessors and contemporaries.

Indeed, Turner was constantly reacting to his artistic heritage and declared that ‘we may suffer ourselves to be too much led away by great names and to be too much subdued by their overbearing authority’. Turner would not be too much subdued – his responses to other works strike a complex balance of homage and one-upmanship. This exhibition provides an excellent insight into Turner’s methods, growth and unremitting ambition, and challenges the way we view his work.

The exhibition presents us with a series of dialogues between Turner and his influences. Turner’s presentation alongside his rival water colourist Thomas Girtin invites a fascinating critical comparison, and one which was commonly made when the two first emerged.

Girtin’s ‘Lindisfarne Castle’ is clearly referenced in Turner’s ‘Warkworth Castle’, whilst Girtin’s work is less detailed, using broad sweeping strokes, Turner is almost painfully tentative, the warm rays of sun illuminating the castle and the delicate ripples on the shore.

The pair’s rivalry was ended with Girtin’s death in 1802, but Turner continued to reference him, especially his iconic ‘The White House at Chelsea’ as shown by Turner’s ‘The Lauerzersee with the Mythens’.

four stars

Turner and the Masters is at Tate Britain until 31st January. Admission £12.50/£10.50

In this uniquely comparative exhibition, we are able to see not only the battles Turner wins but also the ones he loses. At times we see his own ambition defeat him as he attempts to rival Titian with scenes of religious figures such as his ‘The Holy Family’, in which the people are wooden and unengaging. At times, it seems that Turner had his fingers in too many pies.

Another target of his rivalry was his contemporary David Wilkie. Wilkie, painting in the style of David Teniers, was celebrated for his realism, presenting evocative and unvarnished scenes from quotidian life. A particularly charming example is ‘The Blind Fiddler’ with its touching detail of a child’s drawing pinned to the cupboard. Turner’s attempt in ‘A Country Blacksmith Disputing upon the Price of Iron, and the Price Charged to the Butcher for Shoeing his Pony’ seems by contrast as laboured and contrived as its title.

Also on display is Turner’s only royal commission from George V ‘The Battle of Trafalgar’, which was Philip James de Loutherbourg’s ‘The Glorious First of June’. The two monumental works comprise part of a larger commission commemorating the naval victories of the Hanoverian dynasty and were to be hung in the St. James palace, either side of George III’s portrait. When de Loutherbourg’s was first displayed it had been attacked for inaccuracy, however this was completely overshadowed by the controversy that Turner caused.

In response to a barrage of complaints from sailors, Turner spent eleven days making minor adjustments but this did little to calm the storm. The commission was intended to celebrate naval victories but Turner’s representation, with men suffering in the foreground and Victory’s falling mast, reminds us that the battle of Trafalgar was also a national tragedy because of Nelson’s death.

An exciting fact about this exhibition is that it reunites Turner’s ‘Helvoetsluys’ with Constable’s ‘Opening of Waterloo Bridge’, for the first time since they were exhibited together in the Royal Academy in 1832. The two were hung next to each other and in the final ‘varnishing days’ before its opening, Turner added a red buoy to his seascape to compete with Constable’s rich reds.

The incident is described by Constable’s first biographer, Charles Robert: ‘Turner stood behind [Constable], looking from the Waterloo to his own picture, and at last brought his palette from the great room where he was touching up another picture. And putting a round daub of red lead, somewhat bigger than a shilling on his grey sea, went away without saying a word.’ Constable famously said of the incident, ‘Turner has been here and fired a gun’.

This cut-throat competitiveness in Turner gives us a unique insight to the way in which he shaped and continually fed his own reputation, securing a place for himself among ‘the masters’.

Perhaps the most strikingly beautiful Turner of the show is his ‘Snow Storm’. The rough brush strokes play with your vision, leading it through an intricate dance with no firm resting point. Every element conspires to sweep you up in its watery vortex. Indeed, Turner reportedly told a friend of John Ruskin that he ‘wished to show what such a scene was like; I got the sailors to lash me to the mast to observe it.’

The painting itself, with its textured rhythm gives a real sense of the briny lashings of a sea storm and the deep vermilion hues descending from a dark cloud instil a theatrical violence.

The exhibition also contains Turner’s series from Venice with their marmalade skies and bustling jetties. The accompanying masterpieces by artists including Titian, Poussin, Rembrandt and Rubens are worth seeing in their own rights.
Altogether this exhibition provides a fine reconsideration of Turner’s oeuvre and is entirely worth a short trip on the Oxford Tube.

Review: Pop Life

Pop art certainly lives up to its name at the current Tate exhibition, attracting a large and varied crowd of people with its display of art, media, entertainment and sex. The exhibition brings together the best in ‘pop’ art from its 1960s beginnings with Andy Warhol through to the 21st century with artists such as Damien Hirst and Takashi Murakami.

The show succeeds in seamlessly bridging genre gaps and removing issues of categorisation, moving rapidly from video, music, paintings, sculpture, pornography, news clippings, collectable action figures, a room resembling an 80s disco and a fully functional shop… with a bit of art thrown in too.

The appeal of this exhibition for the less seasoned gallery-goer is its raw entertainment value. The show opens itself up to the same criticism as many of its lead artists – sensationalism and blatant capitalism, with displays such as Colley Fanny Tutti’s series of pornographic photographs of herself playing the role of prostitute and porno star, or Ashley Bickerton’s piece, which has a gauge valuing its current worth built in on the side. However, this is not at odds with the show as a serious curatorial endeavour. That this art is presented in rooms that resemble 80s discos more than the white cube walls of the rest of the Tate, allows it to be experienced in the way that it was created rather than through the lens of academia.

‘Pop Life’ presents an opportunity for the Tate Modern to live up to its objectives of making art accessible to a more general public, and create a platform for contemporary artists now. Rather than trying to make art accessible by having a nice restaurant, a boat to take you to the gallery and a great building, this is accessible art. In this regard, it feels like Tate has compromised somewhat.

Whilst the material on display feels like a fresh take on the pop art events of the recent past, situating Damien Hirst’s spot paintings next to a reconstruction of his performance piece from the 1992 ‘Unfair’ Art Fair, two identical spot paintings with two identical twins sitting directly beneath them, rotating with different pairs of twins in hourly slots.

The reference to Warhol’s multiple prints of the same celebrity and 1980s theories of the simulacra adorn the wall. This bringing to life of installation art and explanation with reference to the past, has a valid and useful place. But in contrast to this relevant history lesson, some of the other rooms can seem dated in their approach to a comparative history of art.

In the room dedicated to the history of Andy Warhol and the cult of the celebrity, the same material that has dominated all accounts and exhibitions of pop art since the 60s is repeated. The relevance of Warhol’s celebrity cult remains and can be seen throughout the rest of the show; it does not in my opinion need to be spelled out in the way that it is.

Warhol’s relevance puts the traditional art historical perspective back into what is otherwise an exhibition of renegade works. It casts the history book frame back over an exciting and interactive exhibition space in the manner of many recent Tate exhibitions, where curatorial concepts have seemed to dominate the bringing together of great works of art. This was the case with both the Futurism and the Constructivism exhibitions of early 2009.

The last room of the exhibition displays a Takashi Murakami music video. Kirsten Dunst in a blue wig and harijuku platforms blares out of a plasma television set; ‘I think I’m going Japanese, I think I’m going Japanese, I really think so’. Pop Life allows people to experience that art can be a shop or a video and that it is the word ‘art’ rather than the idea of a music video that is problematic.

These paradoxical concepts have always overshadowed the commentary on Pop Art. Damien Hirst and Tracey Emin’s work regularly appeared in the British tabloids throughout the 90s, with angry journalists asking the same old, tired question ‘is it art’. Pop Life doesn’t pander to these questions. Instead, it arguably shows where the value in contemporary art lies – in relevance,

entertainment and experience – and lets the viewer see it for themselves.
My lasting criticism of the show is its dependence on its curatorial past, which seems at odds with the intentions of the individual pieces in the show. For the viewer, this doesn’t need to detract from the overall experience.

The exhibition sells itself to you from the initial encounter with a human-size moulded manga girl, with Mr. Whippy like plastic milk streaming out of either breast to Keith Haring’s Pop Shop where you can buy a piece of the action in the form of children’s pin badges, t-shirts or inflatables.

When you leave the exhibition and cross Tate’s café area to the actual Tate exhibition shop, you are invited to buy postcards, posters, more Keith Haring work, as well as Tate commissioned Pop Life paraphernalia – such as an address book with the title ‘All business is good art’ on the front.

If you do proceed to the till with any such items, a glass cabinet to the left of it may catch your eye as it contains a giant ball constructed from felt flowers selling for £3,000, which of course is by Takashi Murakami himself – it doesn’t say how many of these are for sale at the official Tate shop, nor whether they offer home delivery. But the price tag firmly answers any question over whether it is art or not.

three stars

Pop Life is at Tate Modern until 17th January. Admission £12.50/£10.50

News Roundup: 2nd week

Cherwell news editors Izzy Boggild-Jones and Nicky Henderson discuss the rise in graduate applications, ongoing controversy over the Queen’s JCR president and this year’s best matriculation pranks.

Question Time: It could have been so much better

Political parties like the BNP tap into feelings of disillusion and fear that need to be discussed, tempered and met by politicians who are not racist and xenophobic and so Nick Griffin’s appearance on the BBC last night should be welcomed and was necessary. Just not on Question Time.

If not a ‘Christmas Present’ to the BNP as Peter Hain had predicted, Griffin’s appearance on Question Time was a waste of an opportunity to grill a man whose views just do not stand up to any vigorous interrogation. Filled up by pointless questions, statements and whooping from the audience, waffling from the panel and adverts about following Question Time on twitter, Griffin escaped from the battering that he should have received. The BNP leader looked genuinely uncomfortable only when the format of the show was bypassed and he was asked to directly explain his views. When David Dimbleby produced a list of his apparent ‘misquotes’ or when Jack Straw clarified that there was nothing in British law that stopped him explaining why he had changed his mind on the severity of the Holocaust, Griffin looked ignorant, malicious and awkward. Yet, these moments were too rare, offering a glimpse of what might have been if Griffin had an hour of proper questioning to survive.

Obviously there are pluses to having Griffin on a popular TV show. The audience for this Question Time will be larger than normal and I am sure mine was not the only JCR that was busy during the show. It is important for the public to see that a bad politician is not necessarily someone who over-claims for a duck house but actually someone who would like to use the political system to purify the British race. Exposing Griffin’s political ability to a large audience is worthwhile. He is a competent speaker but seeing his fat fingers shaking with nerves, his awkward shuffle and creepy smile should put to bed the myth that the BNP’s rise is down to Griffin’s public speaking ability. It isn’t. It is because a section of society that fell threatened by the way Britain is changing and isolated from the main political parties can relate to the messages of the BNP but not to those of Gordon Brown, David Cameron or Nick Clegg.

“He has the answers, well packaged and well rehearsed”

We should have had a discussion about this phenomenon, and what the main parties are doing about it. Instead we got questions from the man in the green pullover (or was it brown?). With respect to those ethnic minorities who feel – rightly – disgusted by what Griffin stands for, what is the point in telling him that your parents have done a lot for this country or asking him where he suggest you go once he purifies the race. He has the answers, well packaged and well rehearsed. ‘It is nothing to do with colour’, according to his pre prepared answers, it is about preserving a culture that is dying, about standing up for the white British who cannot get a job and whose community is changing beyond recognition.

The cheers from the audience or JCR when a well-put question ended in some condemnation of the BNP and Griffin are all well and good but British Asians and PPE students on a break from the library don’t reflect the people that are voting for him. Aside from the times mentioned above when Griffin’s personal views were actually interrogated, when he was forced to clarify if Hitler did ‘go too far’, there was nothing that I saw in the programme that would have made a BNP voter change their mind. A perfect example was when the three political parties had to explain their policies on immigration. Griffin was right to say that Chris Huhne sounded muddled because he did. And David Dimbleby was right to accuse Jack Straw of not answering the question of New Labour’s culpability in the BNP’s rise because he was plainly avoiding confronting the answer. When you have a panel show where other politicians have areas they would rather not talk about it offers comparability, and legitimacy, to the areas that Griffin does not want to be pressed on.

“There was potential for so much more”

There were times, of course, when Griffin looked stupid and nasty because what he stands for is. Yet there potential for so much more. You could almost hear the sigh of relief from Griffin when Bonnie Greer interjected with didactic stories from the Ice Age and the Roman Empire – BNP support is not built around ignorance of ancient civilisations. If you adjusted for whoop, waffle and clap time, how many minutes was Griffin actually put on the spot? He should have been challenged, not by inane questions about how much he has travelled but by forensic analysis of the basis of his thoughts that two men kissing is ‘creepy’ or the Islam is vicious or that the Holocaust was exaggerated.

Nick Griffin; down but not out. It could have been so much better.

 

Talking Straight, No Chaser

In the afterglow of the massive success of Supernova (his number one collaboration with Kanye West) Mr Hudson looks like a man returning home as he wanders into the Hobgoblin to meet me. He has worked with some of the biggest stars in R&B and tonight he’ll be supporting Calvin Harris. One thing is for certain: Mr Hudson opens up the possibilities for what you can do with an English degree from Oxford.

What is it like to be back in Oxford?

I come back so rarely, it’s always very moving to look around. It brings back lots of memories and ways of seeing the world. I’m reminded of blissful, lazy times but I’m also full of regret that I didn’t do more. I was just thinking, as I walked through town, I wish I’d got a first or a third. I wish I’d either just wallowed in English in the library, or just had an amazing time, and I did neither. I got a good 2:1. I survived. I was just one of the boys. It’s weird when you come back and don’t know anyone. I’m wandering down the street as an observer, not expecting to recognise any faces. It’s good to go away and come back.

How did you find studying here?

It’s funny to think how small my world-view was. At the time I thought I was more open-minded than my peers. I moved out of college, for example. Everyone thought Cowley was so street. I used to live half a mile away from college and people thought it was a massive trek. I was three minutes away by bike. I think living in college felt a bit claustrophobic at the time and St Anne’s was a big college. With the new album, I’ve been to Hawaii three times, worked in LA and New York, Chicago, Texas, toured Europe a couple of times. It’s blissful to come back and have a more focused world view.

Did you get into music while you were here?

I don’t know what it’s like now but back then there wasn’t really a scene that I knew of. I hid in my room and wrote songs. It wasn’t really until I left and moved to London that I really applied myself.
As ‘Mr Hudson and the Library’, we made the point of wanting to stick out like a sore thumb. We would play anywhere but the conventional venues. We had a residency at the Candy Bar (a lesbian bar in Soho), we played at my hairdressers, did a tour of libraries in England. We played anywhere that wasn’t a boring box where everyone else played.
And it’s funny, everyone’s like, ‘why did you ditch the band?’ as though I chopped their heads off – two of them left! The two founding members are still in the band. It’s just we don’t put them in the posters anymore.

What brought about the R&B sound of your new record, Straight No Chaser?

Well it was always there in the first record, it’s just evolved. Obviously having Kanye involved and working in America on his album and on Jay-Z’s album helped, listening to radio in the cab, nights out, watching music videos in hotel rooms. Coming back two or three years later, I think it would be a shame if I was making the same sounds. Do I have to be trapped in 2007 for the rest of my life? That’s wishing torture on me; I can’t do it, I’d rather go back to pulling pints and driving a white van (I’ve done a lot of shitty jobs).

Your work with Kanye West went to number one – any other people in mind you’d like to work with?

I’ve just done a duet with Estelle for her new album, and a track with N Dubz. I like to be in the studio, I like working with different people and producing. I’m not just always working on my own stuff. I’m not as narcissistic as that.

Your latest single is called ‘White Lie’ – what’s the worst white lie you’ve told?

I’ve told a lot. But really, white lies aren’t that bad. The song’s dark enough so I’m gonna think of something funny. This girl from St Anne’s has just come into my head who every lunch was a pound short and I suddenly realised, hang on, you’re making about £300 a year because no one ever asked for it back, but she obviously had the money. I used to lie all the time for tutorials when really I just didn’t want to read Middlemarch.
The darkness comes from considering the possibility that I might be a good man who does bad things or a bad man who does good things. Life’s not black or white, it can surprise you.

 

Review: Some Voices

Schizophrenic Ray is released into the care of his brother Pete. He falls in love with Laura, who is trying to escape from her abusive ex.  Mental illness, sibling tension, dysfunctional relationships – can we say gigantic soap opera flop?

Actually, no. Some Voices looks unsentimentally at these themes without being unsympathetic. There’s a touch of humour and caricature to the characters, which blends nicely with the otherwise down-and-out realism of their roles.

Those roles are, on the whole, played well. Joe Eyre makes an excellent Ray after a stiff start. Probably more a prop than acting problem though, since the stiffness vanished later when he had something to do with his hands. Eyre as Ray is a lanky, gauche deadbeat, a mix of sullen and sensitive teenager. It’s an engaging performance, faltering only when he tries to switch to more upbeat registers.

Lindsay Dukes, on the other hand, doesn’t have any problem switching emotional gears as ‘hard nut’ Laura. Dukes tramples all over the battered woman stereotype with a credible show of fear and angry bravado against her abusive ex, Dave, played suitably boorishly by James Corrigan. Flitting between edgy cynicism and vulnerability, Dukes also brings out the best in Eyre’s acting, making this a bittersweet working-class romance.

And for this cast, at least, that romance seems to be central. The other main theme, Pete and Ray’s relationship, hardly moves forward. Jacob Lloyd as Pete keeps haranguing his brother, and it’s difficult to detect any fraternal love or internal life under all that bluster.

As for the mental illness theme, it might as well have been invisible. In fact I’d rather it to be completely invisible, rather than re-watch one scene where Ivan – another mental patient, played by Adam Baghdadi – declaims to an invisible audience while Ray shivers melodramatically. I know schizophrenia is a break from reality, but it shouldn’t break so hard from the overarching realism of the play. Especially when it flattens into stereotype.

But it says something about the strength of the script and the acting that even with two of the main themes sidelined, Some Voices is well worth watching. The only reason it doesn’t get four stars is because the cast keep rattling off their lines. Hopefully they’ll savour some of the moments more, and if they do, this will certainly be a production for you to savour too.

three stars

 

Review: Madness of George III

Autumn 1788: America has recently won the war of independence; a colossal blow to England’s national pride. The King, surrounded by bickering ministers and paranoid to the extent that he suspects his own son (‘the fat one’) of plotting his demise, is driven insane. At least, this would be the case were anyone able to diagnose accurately his indisposition. Beneath the comedy of Bennett’s play lies a study on the theme of madness, as well as a serious critique on the backwards medical practises of the age, of the backbiting prevalent in government.

Jonathan Tilley delivers a spectacular performance as George III, finding the perfect medium between humour and the portrayal of his crushing despair and inability to understand his rapid descent into insanity.

Inconsistent and somewhat dubious German accents aside, his supporting cast was strong; notably Thurlow (Dan Mclean), Dundas (Jonathan Worsley) and Pitt (Philip Aspin), whose dynamism and enthusiasm when together really brought the play to life. In contrast, the scenes with Fox (Tim Aldersley), Sheridan (Minoo Dinshaw) and Burke (Mark O’Brien) seemed somewhat wooden and flat in their execution. Mention must also go to Jack Rennison, who played very convincingly the part of Sir Boothby Scrymshir, the oleaginous sycophant seeking political gain for his socially awkward nephew, Ramsden (James Phillips), on the back of others’ misfortunes. The sparse set was generally used imaginatively and to good effect, meaning that scene changes were good in general, albeit occasionally hailed by unnecessary and overpowering renditions of choruses from Handel’s Messiah in an apparent attempt to confer stronger emotion.

There were occasional scrappy moments. Often actors blocked one another from view, or faced away from the audience while speaking. There also seemed to be technical problems to do with misjudged lighting and awkward scene changes. However we can probably put these down to first night nerves, and all in all, the production was captivating and impressive.

three stars

"I never delivered the punchline"

Last Trinity, the Oxford Conservative Association (OCA) was rocked by allegations of racism after it emerged that racist jokes had been told during hustings.

Oriel student Nick Gallagher, then a member, was directly implicated in the scandal, accused of racism by the national press, and was the only member to be indentified and pictured in a Daily Mail article on the event after resigning from then-OUCA.

Speaking publically for the first time in a Cherwell exclusive interview, Mr Gallagher disputed the record of events appearing in the national press, claiming that his remarks had been taken out of context. He asserted that the joke made had been in relation to a discussion about freedom of speech, and that he had not uttered any racist punchline.

“The important thing to realise from the beginning is that the Proctors conducted a six week investigation into the hustings and found no reason to proceed against me, but did proceed against OUCA.”

He added, “I’m the only person who was at the hustings who is not under university interdict right now.”
Striking out at his former organisation, Gallagher claimed he had been pushed into resigning his membership.
“If I didn’t resign I would have been thrown out of the association with a press release branding me a racist. I was literally taken round the back by three of them and told this. Some of them were friends of mine, all of them knew what happened. It was an act of pure cowardice, they were afraid for their own political survival and nothing else.”

Gallagher recounted that members of the association who didn’t know him “judged on the basis of a slanderous story and a photograph that makes me look like a complete twit.”

Gallagher was pictured alongside a Daily Mail article on the controversy, wearing black tie and holding a glass of champagne. He alleges that he was approached by a Daily Mail reporter ostensibly writing a sympathetic piece about the event. According to Gallagher, the reporter then proceded to “twist what I said into an admission of guilt”, even adding a punchline which Gallagher claims he had never heard.

“The ironic thing is I’m not even a Tory, I’m the first kid in the history of my school to go to Oxford as an undergraduate, I know three adults in this entire country, I’m a practising Roman Catholic and an American of Irish descent – I’m hardly the image of Tory privilege.
Gallagher was also critical of the national Conservative party, branding the move to affiliate with OCA has “disgustingly political”.  He added, “The real disgrace is that right now, knowing all of this, knowing OUCA has been expelled from the University, the Conservative Party has decided to readmit the association when it has undertaken only the most cosmetic of changes.”

During the scandal, Andrew Griffiths (Chief of Staff to the Chair of the Conservative Party, Eric Pickles) called Gallagher and asked for his account of events.
Gallagher recalled, “He said that the party would make a decision before getting back to me. At around one in the morning the Daily Mail broke the story, at which point it became apparent that the Party had put out a press release defending itself and throwing me under a bus, telling the papers that I had been suspended – none of which they had seen fit to inform me of.”
Gallagher claims that he was taken by surprise by the media reaction.

“At the time the notion, as an outsider, that a twenty year old foreign kid saying something to a room of about twenty people would become national news seemed absolutely ludicrous to me.”

Turning to the accusations of racism levelled against him, Gallagher defended his remarks. Explaining his version of events, he stressed that his remarks were in contrast to OUCA’s long-standing tradition of telling inappropriate jokes.

“The candidates running for the position immediately before mine were asked, as is traditional at OUCA hustings, to tell a racist or offensive joke. In any event one of them did and there was an uproar, with half of the room shouting it was inappropriate, and the other half saying they’d always asked it in OUCA hustings, so why should they stop now? They were gabbled down, at which point it was my turn to speak.”

Mr Gallagher was due to take part in a discussion on freedom of speech – he claimed that it was in this context that he made the following remark: “Well, the atmosphere’s a little tense in here, why don’t I open with a joke?”

Admitting that following this, he said ‘What do you say when you see a television moving around in the dark?’, he was adamant that he never made any racial slur: “I never delivered the punchline.”

Mr Gallagher blames the interpretation of the joke on a lack of appreciation for its context. “It was in the middle of a discussion of freedom of speech”. He describes it as “the difference between showing hardcore pornography and discussing it in the context of female stereotypes in society.”

When asked why he hasn’t spoken up until now, Gallagher replied, “I didn’t want my response to this to occur in the dead of July when nobody at Oxford would be aware of it.”

Justifying his decision to speak to Cherwell, Gallagher says simply, “I see no reason why I should be crucified for the Conservative Party’s historical sins.”

 

Wadham turn Catz’ milk sour

Wadham nicked the points in an engaging encounter with Catz to record their second 1-0 win in a row and move to the top of the JCR Premier League. A 70th minute Tim Poole penalty, won under questionable circumstances, was enough to secure the three points despite intense late pressure from Catz.

The game was always likely to be a tight one, with both teams having held on to the vast majority of their creative talent from last season, both adding some extra pace and firepower up front and look destined to be among the contenders at the end of Hilary. Widespread fresher’s flu had depleted both sides and each were missing players in key positions.

With both sides playing effectively five man midfields, the game started extremely scrappily, as both sides struggled to find their usual passing rhythm. The ball bobbled around with neither side quite able to take hold of the game. Despite the lack of fluency, it was Wadham who began to create some goalbound pressure, hitting the woodwork twice. A curling long range drive smacked the outside of the post, and Tim Poole clipped the bar directly from a corner. Catz meanwhile were looking most dangerous with the use of their extra height at set pieces, with former captain O’Keeffe O’Donovan heading just over from a right wing corner.

As the half progressed, the football remained a pass short of both sides best football, but Wadham began to create some more genuine chances, with the best falling to Michael Edwards on the half hour. Played through on the left hand side of the penalty area, the ball got just stuck under his feet, and the resulting left foot shot was scuffed at the keeper.

Wadham continued to look most dangerous for the rest of the half, and will be especially pleased that their hard work isolated the threat of Karl Assmundson, who struggled to perform his usual link-up duties from the right wing.
Catz survived until half time, but Wadham still remained slightly in the ascendancy for the early period of the second half as they continued to deny space to Catz’ key attacking players.

The deadlock was nearly broken after an hour. Some neat interplay in the Wadham midfield freed new striker Chris Wright, who beat the last man to make space, but perhaps took his effort a little early from 18 yards out, and the ball sailed wide.
With the game so finely balanced, it was inevitable that Catz would create themselves a chance and did just a few minutes later. A right wing cross evaded everyone except forward Alan MacNaughton at the back post. As the ball dropped to the left hand side of the area MacNaughton spun and hammered a right foot shot onto the crossbar.
Wadham though were not to be deterred, and pressed on, looking especially dangerous from set pieces as a number of loose balls were hurriedly cleared under pressure by a resolute Catz back line.

It is perhaps unsurprising then that it was from a set-piece that the deadlock was broken. On 70 mintues, a corner was swung in from the right hand side and Michael Edwards, rising strongly, appeared to take a push in the back under pressure from O’Keeffe O’Donovan, though the Catz defender was adamant that the push came from a Wadham teammate. Nevertheless, Edwards was clipped as he fell, and after a moment’s hesitation, the referee pointed to the spot.

Tim Poole stepped up confidently and fired the penalty into the bottom corner, despite the despairing dive of the stand-in Catz keeper, in for the absent Tom Monteath.
This sparked Catz into life against tiring Wadham legs, though it was the home side who would next come close to scoring. Striker Chris Wright wriggled into the area, and despite throwing the keeper with a smart dummy was denied by an excellent save by the stand in keeper’s trailing leg as he looked to toe poke the ball into the bottom right hand corner. This respite energized Catz, who finally began to find some space in the crowded midfield area for creator-in-chief Karl Assmundson, who started to come in off the left hand side to start his usual link-up with forward MacNaughton.

A frantic final last quarter of an hour ensued, as Catz flooded forward in numbers pressing for the equaliser. Despite tiring legs, Wadham’s defending was largely heroic, with a number of tough last ditch tackles denying Catz genuine goalscoring opportunities. Catz were unlucky that most of the shots they did take toward the end were directed straight into the safe hands of keeper Marc Rimmer.

Their chance though did come just moments from the end as a right wing cross found Karl Assmundson unmarked from six yards out, but his header flew agonisingly high, just inches over the right hand corner.
Despite the intense late pressure from Catz, Wadham will feel that they created enough clear-cut chances to earn the three points, though both sides will feel that they deserved an extra goal.

Wadham have started the season with two victories for the first time in five years, importantly with two clean sheets, to move top of the table. Catz meanwhile will doubtless not feel too disheartened by such a narrow defeat and look likely to be one of the sides to challenge for the title.

Risa, we hardly knew thee

Oxford students are a generally quite impassioned lot. The number of groups and individuals who devote their time to protesting all manner of inequality, inadequacy and moral ambiguity reflect a populace with a genuine emotional involvement in truly important issues.

However, nothing quite gets the average Oxonian into a lather of passionate discontent than the closure of a mediocre to poor nightclub. Bar Risa was, to all intents and purposes a terrible, terrible place. Frequently understaffed, poorly ventilated, badly DJ’d and beholden of an aura of intangible squalor. Yet the sheer glut of mournful Facebook statuses that appeared this week in response to the place’s demise seemed to suggest Oxford had suffered the loss of some halcyon institution, some gilded palace of grandiose pleasure. Responses ranged from the heartfelt ‘There will always be a Risa-shaped hole in my heart’ to the despairing ‘Why does the world have to be so cruel?’, but all were surely greeted with a sympathetic, tacit agreement; a reaction from an objective viewpoint that would seem outright perplexing – it really was a terrible place.

It’s clearly a relative matter. Oxford can hardly boast an enviable line up of essential nights out. No one in Manchester is smarting that they can’t get down to Tuesday nights at Escape. Brightonians don’t kick themselves when they miss out on tickets for Po Na Na. Some Oxford students even forgo the whole scene, shelling out a small fortune to high-tail it off to the capital’s more exotic fare – offering needless extravagances like ‘good mixing’, ‘ample floor-space’ and ‘celebrity guestlists’ – who needs Heat alumni when you’ve got double vodka Red Bulls at £2 a caffeinated pop?

“We know the clubs in Oxford will let us down. But we still stick by them”

That latter point was made null and void this term with Friday night punters facing an exorbitant 50% hike in the price of Risa’s signature tipple. Perhaps we should have seen this as the first sign of cracks appearing in the Jongleurs dream. It is an oddly British trait to be fully aware of something’s woeful inadequacy and still be shocked when it all goes tits up.

It goes hand in hand with the way everyone approached Risa – that charmingly obstinate belief that despite all the evidence to the contrary the outcome would be exceptional. The illogical mantra of ‘yeah it’s crap, but it knows it’s crap, which makes it great’ accompanied all who ventured to Risa on a Friday night, and before that to the hallowed halls of Filth – Filth, a club that offered such unique delights as deceased pigeons falling from the rafters onto paying patrons.

Every time the World Cup rolls around, we know England will be a huge let down and yet we still fervently support them, just as every Friday, we know the club nights in Oxford will let us down. Just the same we stick by them, to the bitter end. Through the heinous double-bill of ‘Summer of ’69’ and ‘Livin’ on a Prayer’, through the misguided James Brown mash-ups and onward and downwards with headstrong love and selfloathing in equal parts. If that isn’t a creed you stand by, then you’re probably the sensible type who stays in the pub.

Jongleurs’s statement explained that ‘the economics are such that long term viability cannot be assured.’ A foolish individual would suggest that perhaps if they increased their number of staff, swapped their laughable downstairs dance-floor with another bar, lovingly stocked with cheap and cheerful energy drinks and alcohol, hired even a semi-professional DJ and gave their air conditioning a thorough seeing to, they
would dramatically improve their ‘long term economic viability.’ But that would undeniably miss the point – we loved that it was terrible.

We revel in cynicism; self-deprecation is inherent in all of us and unquestionably extends to the things we hold dear, not least the places we visit of an inebriated evening. Just because something is blatantly awful doesn’t mean it can’t give us that warm, fuzzy feeling. Now it could be argued that that warm, fuzzy feeling came from the large volume of low-grade vodka circulating our systems, but ever since that crushing closure announcement, the rose-tinted glasses have been firmly affixed.