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JCR President told to plump up

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Hertford’s JCR President has been told to pile on the pounds after the JCR passed a “banterous” motion on Sunday calling for him to “return to his former glory.”

JCR Treasurer Tim Boothman proposed the motion concerning the President Jon Colclough’s weight at the first meeting of term, noting Colclough’s “rapid” and “irresponsible” loss of significant body mass over the holidays. The motion warns of the President being “dangerously close to being presentable and/or ‘attractive’, an unprecedented occurrence.”

The JCR meeting minutes from 27 April reveal the motion stipulating Colclough’s principal electoral appeal as being “his humourous appearance (like Oliver Hardy),” and that his weight loss had hurt his charisma, which is described as being “directly proportional to his body mass.”

It goes on to say, “a JCR President, as the primary representative of College, must be required to be both charismatic and entertaining.” 

The proposed resolution called for the President to gain back any weight that Colclough had lost, and also “for all future presidents to be banned from weight loss post-election.” Emily Watson, member of Teddy Hall and also girlfriend of the newly slimmed Hertford JCR President seconded the motion. It passed unanimously.

Tim Boothman said in an email that this motion was “a joke, strictly between mates,” and one following Hertford’s “long tradition of passing motions of no consequence for no reason other than boredom and immaturity.” He also lauded Cherwell’s “unparalleled” grasp of rudimentary humour in highlighting the motion.

JCR Sports Rep Ben Brash said offering more attention to such “funny” joke motions is “frankly swelling [Tim Boothman’s] already large [forehead].”

Colclough said of his thinner physique, “It’s always nice having people appreciate my new six-pack.
“I imagine I’ll be hitting the social highs of ‘Fit College’ before too long.”

In response to Boothman’s motion, Colclough said, “Tim Boothman’s…forehead is bigger than both my previous and my current belly diameter.” He did not comment on whether he will follow through with the motion and how he will do so.

Colclough advises future dieters to “try to keep within your daily allowance of burgers and kebabs.
“If you’re really lucky, you can look like me within a few weeks.”

His girlfriend could not be reached for comment.

Case of meningitis at Catz

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A St Catz student is recovering from meningitis, having been hospitalised over the weekend.
Sarah Hartley, a fresher reading English, was rushed to John Radcliffe hospital on Sunday morning after complaining of feeling unwell and developing a rash.

Fellow student Janek Seevaratnam, who took Hartley to hospital, has been praised for his handling of the situation and his response as her condition worsened.

Seevaratnam, who is JCR welfare Rep and a friend of Hartley’s, said he had looked after her as her condition deteriorated on Saturday. “I visited her on Saturday as she had been in bed all day with flu-like symptoms.  I gave her ibuprofen to see her through the evening but when I came back at eleven she was really feverish.”

Seevaratnam took Hartley to hospital in the early hours of Sunday morning following advice from the NHS helpline after noticing the rash. “The NHS helpline advised she see a doctor in the next two hours, so we went to A&E. It took three hours to see a doctor by which time she had a high fever and meningitis symptoms.”

Seevaratnam said Hartley had been visited by friends while her family remained by her bedside as she continues to make a full recovery. “People have been visiting her daily and hopefully she’ll be sent home next week.”

JCR President Femi Fadugba said the College had acted swiftly to ensure her close friends were given precautionary treatment and to raise awareness among all College members about the risks and symptoms of meningitis. “Meningitis isn’t easily transferable, but as a precaution, all close friends of the student were put on an appropriate course of antibiotics. The emphasis however, has not been on trying to avoid interaction with the illness, but on being aware of the signs and symptoms.”

Fadugba praised the rapid reaction of Seevaratnam, saying, “We were very fortunate that the Male Welfare Rep, Janek Seevaratnam, is both very good at his job and a good friend of the student so she was taken to hospital as soon as the [the] symptoms worsened.”

Meningitis is caused by the Meningoccal bacteria that are carried in the back of the throat by one in ten people. Bacterial meningitis the most dangerous variant of the infection and kills about ten per cent of those who contract it. It was responsible for the death last Michaelmas Term of Exeter fresher Sundeep Watts.

Field trip price causes upset

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Students have reacted angrily to news that they were charged differently, according to college, for a mandatory geography field trip.

As part of a course requirement, geography students are required to conduct a one week field trip in Crete.

 

But while wealthier colleges subsidise all or part of the cost of the trip, others have refused to put money towards it.

Tomo Sandeman, a second year Geographer, emphasised that attendance on the £295 trip was “absolutely compulsory”, even though he received no financial help from his college.

 

In contrast, one Christ Church student Dan Barnes, described the ease with which he obtained a travel grant for the trip.

He said it was “automatic after having a pre-printed form signed by his tutor.”

Furthermore, some  students have also questioned the academic value of the trip. One student from St Catherine’s described it as “just a massive piss-up”.

Barnes  admitted that “the academic value of the trip wasn’t that great.” He added that “you could do as much work as you wanted on the trip.”

His views were echoed by students throughout the University. One Geographer from St Anne’s, who wished to remain anonymous, described working hours as “flexible, particularly over the first three days.”

The student continued, “I was really annoyed that we had to pay for it, especially as we already pay top up fees.”

She described the Geography department’s situation in this regard as comparing poorly with that of Earth Sciences.

She spoke angrily of how she spent hours on the beach, “taking measurements of the sand height above and below sea level several hundred times, as well as cataloguing vegetation” while other participants “relaxed in cafes” and “took things slowly.”

Her observations were confirmed by Sandeman, who said: “Quite a few geographers made their results up.” He described one group who “hired pedal boats and went hiking in the mountains,” after having fabricated some data for their work-book.

They agreed with the St Anne’s student that, as it was “the only fieldwork [they] get to do in the entire course,” its academic value was far from negligible.

For those students from less well-endowed colleges, though, this merely exacerbated the unfairness of having to fund the trip from their own pockets.

As the St Anne’s geographer pointed out, “It’s an important week… we just shouldn’t have to pay.”

BNC fresher up for rural award

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Turnbull gets his hands dirty on his parents’ farm.

 

A Brasenose fresher has been shortlisted in the Entrepreneur of the Year category for his one-man pig business in the 2008 Yorkshire Rural Awards.

First-year PPEist Duncan Turnbull, from York, founded his business Yorkshire Meats, a traditional meat company specializing in breeding and rearing rare-breed pedigree Oxford Sandy and Black pigs, to be sold as a luxury product.

“I am absolutely delighted about the nomination for this award, though quite surprised to be honest. It would be incredible to win, and use the proceeds to help the business grow further,” Turnbull said.

Turnbull will be competing against two other nominees, the farmer Copley Farm Shops of Purston and owner of animal feed business Ian Mosey of Gilling West. The prize is the top accolade in the annual awards ceremony, which acknowledges and celebrates leading business people who have furthered development of Yorkshire’s rural economy through diversifying by bringing in new jobs.

Turnbull founded his own pig business in 2000 at his parents’ farm at Shipton-by-Beningbrough in North Yorkshire. Since then he has built up a large herd of pigs, and catapulted his business to greater success in 2004 by launching an innovative adopt-a-pig scheme. The scheme allows customers to choose a pig, name it, visit it, and then eventually eat it.

Turnbull’s clientele spans from Brighton to Aberdeen. He has been filmed for a BBC documentary Jimmy’s Food Heroes and BBC Radio 4’s ‘Farming Today,’ and has written a piece for the Guardian, ‘Saving Our Bacon.’

“Originally it started off as a hobby and an interest. As the adopt-a-pig scheme was developed, more and more people become interested and it has really grown to become profitable,” he said.

Turnbull declined to comment on details of the profits his business has reaped but confirmed: “Proceeds from the business which is profitable is financing my way through university.”

Turnbull juggles his business and academic work by scheduling the busy times of the year, such as butchering, during the vacations. He has no business partners but has hired one employee.

“Now, it is more a business than a hobby, but at its current size it will never be so profitable that is could be sustained as a career. Therefore you need to enjoy it, and be a little mad, to continue,” he said.

The awards ceremony is due to take place on 23 May.

Oxford to profit from GTA IV

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The world of GTA is a far cry from Oxford life.

 

Oxford University is set to rake in a hefty profit from this week’s release of Grand Theft Auto IV.
The game, which is projected to earn £200 million worldwide, uses a game engine developed by two University graduates.

Torsten Reil and Colm Massey used research undertaken at Oxford’s Zoology department into human and animal movement to create the Euphoria game engine.

Their company, Natural Motion, teamed up with the University’s technology transfer company and as a result the University retains a share.

Reil and Massey have developed a game engine which eliminates the need for pre-set animations, replacing them with real-time simulations that create more interactive characters.

Their innovation has set a new bench mark in the gaming industry by instilling computing-controlled characters with an unprecedented level of credibility.

The Euphoria engine creates 3D character animation in real time through a combination of artificial intelligence, biomechanics, and dynamics simulation. The ultimate aim is to create game situations which unfold in unique ways every time.

Each computer character has a 3D skeleton, complete with muscles, nervous systems and intelligent behaviour patterns vital for a game such as GTA IV where most computer behaviour involves violent conflict with the protagonist.

The two graduates teamed up with the University’s transfer company, Isis Innovation, in 2001.
Isis Innovation has generated over 60 companies which now have a collected value of around £2 billion. The University retains a share in all of these companies.

A spokeswoman for the University described the upcoming release as “a huge success.”

She continued, “GTA IV’s use of technology from an Oxford spin-out company is an illustration that the fruits of Oxford research get all over the world and into all sorts of arenas.”

The game itself is the fourth installment in one of the world’s best selling series. Grand Theft Auto players take control of a central figure who seeks to rise to the top of the criminal underworld.

The game is set in a version of New York named Liberty City and the protagonist is an illegal Eastern-European immigrant.

This controversial choice of hero is nothing new to a GTA series which has repeatedly attracted media attention over its explicit depictions of violence.

The previous version, GTA III: San Andreas, also raised controversy after a hacker discovered a secret ‘sex-game’ within its code.

Parents and pressure groups have continued to voice concerns about the impact the game has upon young children, millions of whom play the game obsessively, despite its adult-rated certificate.

Despite this, GTA has always met exceptional critical acclaim, with both IGN and Gamespot giving it full marks out of 10.

Reviewers have consistently mentioned the astonishingly life-like atmosphere of the game, something only further heightened by the Euphoria engine.

A spokesman for Take Two, the UK distributors of the game, said that it can now be confidently ranked as one of the most realistic and gripping games on the shelves with this added technology.

“It feels a lot more lifelike, less scripted. It’s always been good, but in the past it’s been more about the game-play than the physical look of the game. Now the environment itself is just absolutely amazing.”

“It’s more than anything about the sense of realism in the game… everyone notices it.”

Euphoria will also be used in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed and a new Indiana Jones game, both expected to be released later this year.

Interview: Amara Karan

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You might expect it of an airy-fairy English student, or a historian – perhaps even an arch. and anther – but since when do PPE students become professional actresses? Conventional wisdom dictates that PPE grads become bankers, economists, politicians and management consultants. But then, talking to her I get the impression that Amara Karan has never had much truck with conventional wisdom.

A couple of years into a promising career as an investment banker, Amara threw in the towel and applied for drama school. In one fell swoop, she exploded all the stereotypes that could be imputed to her as an Oxford graduate. Except, that is, those of ambition and drive.

Amara has certainly packed a lot into the 5 years since she graduated from St Catz. Since quitting her post at boutique investment bank Hawkpoint, she has filmed in India with Owen Wilson, starred alongside Rupert Everett, Colin Firth and Stephen Fry, and even carried the Olympic torch through London, relaying with the likes of Dame Kelly Holmes, Sir Trevor McDonald and Kevin Pieterson.

Though Amara insists that she’s always loved acting – and did a great deal of it at Oxford – it took her a long time to decide to take the plunge and apply to drama school. ‘At each crossroads… I would think “Should I? No, that’s silly. I’ll never make a living out of it, the industry’s full of horrific people”, and so on.’ Though she’d always been drawn to the media section of the careers library, this never seemed to her a viable career, so she looked to other areas, hoping perhaps to work in the media or the film industry in a less starry capacity. And this drew her to the idea of media banking.

But her ambivalence towards the long hours she was working as a banker made her think again. ‘I didn’t want to do something which I felt luke-warm and mediocre about.’ Finally galvanised into giving drama school a go, Amara made her application as ‘a tester to see if it was going to work.’ Little did she know how well the gamble would pay off.

Shortly after leaving the Arts Educational School in London, she landed the part of Rita in Wes Anderson’s The Darjeeling Limited, and jetted off to India to start filming. A few months later, she had also been cast in the all-star St Trinian’s, featuring Rupert Everett, Lily Cole and Russell Brand – to name but a few. The films premiered within a month of each other, leading to an explosion of media attention which rocketed her into the public eye.

As Peaches, one of the ‘posh totty’ brigade in St Trinian’s, and Rita, the sexy stewardess on board The Darjeeling Limited, Amara is rapidly acquiring the epithet ‘British hottie’ (type it into Google, and she appears as the second hit – after Kelly Brook). But she’s not always won such glamorous roles. At her single sex secondary school, the lack of male talent meant that Amara grew up having to play the boy. ‘I had a bit of a complex about it’, she confesses. ‘It became a bit of a joke that Amara would always play the man, but I couldn’t really complain as they were always the lead parts.’

Asked if she’d be willing to follow in the footsteps of Cate Blanchett (who played Bob Dylan in Todd Haynes’ I’m Not There) and play a male role on film, Amara says she’d ‘love to’. She’s all for taking artistic risks and doesn’t seem bothered in the least about being a heart-throb.

At the time of interview, Amara is in rehearsals for her professional stage debut with the Royal Shakespeare Company; she’ll be playing Bianca in The Merchant of Venice, and Jessica in The Taming of the Shrew. As an English student, I’m keen to know how she’s approaching her parts, but I’m soon chastised for probing. ‘I don’t feel I need to share that with anyone – it’s like a magician revealing his tricks.’ Amara is willing to disclose, however, that despite her academic achievements, her performances are not exercises in literary interpretation. ‘The intellect is brilliant, but it’s limited too. Your subconscious can give you a lot more.’ Researching a part in the abstract, she says, can only get you so far: ‘You need to be able to put yourself in those circumstances and say the words as truthfully as you can.’

Though she says that she’s currently ‘in heaven’ rehearsing with the RSC, Amara admits she’s not always been an ardent fan of the Bard. ‘At Oxford I had a friend who studied English, who used to rave about Shakespeare, and I remember saying to her that I thought he was a bit overrated… But now I’ve totally revised my view, and gone back to my friend with my tail between my legs.’ Amara attributes her initial antipathy to the challenges of Shakespearean language, which she says she found more overwhelming at first than performing a work in French.

Having played a salacious schoolgirl, a stewardess who indulges in an illicit affair, and two girls who elope against their fathers’ wishes, Karan seems to be building a repertoire of rebellious female roles. Amara herself is an odd mixture of rebellion and convention: the privately-educated PPE graduate, who had to get her friends to teach her how to smoke at the age of twenty-something for her role in The Darjeeling Limited, contrasts sharply with the girl who defied parental and social expectations in her choice of career – and who doesn’t even know if her mother has seen her on-screen performances as they ‘don’t really talk about it.’

Does she think her race will prove an asset or a disadvantage in her career? ‘At the moment it’s been an asset. But you’ve got to make it an asset. The more interesting and different you are – the more you celebrate your difference – the better.’ It seems that the same steely determination that first took her into banking is standing her in very good stead in her new career.

The Merchant of Venice and The Taming of the Shrew are both showing at The Courtyard Theatre in Stratford-upon-Avon until September.

The jackboot look is IN!

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Chris Langham is a very good actor. I’d love to write an article just about that, as anyone yet to see him in The Thick Of It is genuinely several years behind greatness. I’d love to write that article, but that’d be like writing an article on David Irving based entirely on his taste in shoes. Though I might suggest that to Fashion: ‘The jackboot look is IN! Look how they match the armbands!’

The Union’s cancelled Langham’s invitation to speak, on the back of comments from Kidscape that they worry about ‘the message being sent to the victims.’ Suddenly the Union cares about things being criminal, in much the same way as they didn’t when inviting, Gerry Adams, Richard Nixon (treason), OJ Simpson (‘domestic violence’) and Michael Jackson (‘The Earth Song’). Is treason a victimless crime? Maybe this is where Langham went wrong. If he’d simply spent less time on indecent images and more time on, say, stealing the Presidency of the United States, he’d be in that chamber like a shot.

Add to this the more recent, obvious examples: last term, one Union officer bent backwards over broken glass for five hours, in case Nick Griffin needed an interesting hat-stand. The response, presumably, is that politics simply matters more. So here’s my idea. Tomorrow we form a party, and campaign to legalise all child porn. Two, four, six, eight, let’s watch children masturbate! They’ll have to let us in, because then it’s political. It’s free speech! If that fails, we’ll chant ‘TURF OUT THE DARKIES’, until we’re just political enough to be above contempt.

Ironically enough, the Union said Langham was originally scheduled to speak about his ‘vilification in the media.’ Then they cancelled the event after he was, er, vilified in the media. Surely that just gave him more to say? There’s also the further irony of axing a debate society speech over ‘controversy’: isn’t that what a debating society’s for? Get a thesaurus, look up ‘debate’ – you get ‘controversy’. You can’t have too much. You might as well cancel surfing due to a waterlogged sea.

In fact, if we were to ban every person from the Union who was a sex offender or otherwise criminal, their total membership would fall to precisely the number of members who would sue me for saying this. As Union speakers’ crimes go, Langham’s is relatively tiny. He looked at child porn once or twice. Take Ardal O’Hanlon (5th Week): he made My Hero. Not just once, but for five series. What kind of message does this send to the victims, all seven million of them?

Interview: Stephen Poliakoff

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I knew that being interviewer number two after Michael Billington was a bad beginning.  But – in order to make the best of this unfortunate state of affairs – I felt that I should at least take advantage of Billington’s public interview to get a feel for how it is done. 

Seated amongst a large audience of high-brow literary types I awaited the arrival of Stephen Poliakoff – renowned screen-writer and director, and the man whom I had come to see.  It was amusing to think that I – of all people – was fixed up to meet him privately back in the Green room after the public show.  And, as Billington got going, I even felt a tad impatient for him to get his act over and done with and allow me onto the scene.  This wish, however, was not fulfilled. Indeed, Poliakoff and Billington talked on for over an hour, and I couldn’t help but overhear. Fascism and antisemitism, secrecy and concealment, place, memory, Maggie Smith and Michael Gambon – all Poliakoff’s prominent themes and interests were touched upon.  It was, quite honestly, a damn fine interview. What the hell was I going to ask?  The discussion rolled on and on, and then a microphone was produced and question after question put forward from the floor: I had thought that only Cherwell cultural correspondents were permitted this privilege. Clearly not.

My moment, however, came at last and I boldly introduced myself to Poliakoff and his assistant Suzi as they arrived back in the Green room (a first-floor apartment in Christ Church’s Tom Quad, decked out for the purpose and amply supplied with the most delicious looking sandwiches and cakes.)  Poliakoff, I thought, seemed friendly but distracted, though his thick beard – which concealed the lower portion of his face – made it rather difficult to tell.  I was reassured, however, by his kind suggestion that we take our interview outside and away from the noise and bustle.  This was particularly generous given that the tea table remained inside – though, being Stephen Poliakoff, he was rapidly followed out by a large slice of cherry cake and a cup of coffee. 

Perched on the steps of Tom Quad, on a perfect spring afternoon, I broached my opening question.  Well – I attempted to, at any rate.  Before I had even got to the end of my first sentence – some nonsense about my interest in narrative perspective in his work – we were interrupted by the arrival of the cake.  Stephen’s eyes looked suddenly excited and engaged – not an effect I managed to achieve with my probing journalistic interrogation.  As he munched, I struggled on with my hypothesis about perspective, realising rather painfully that this was obviously a prime concern of any director.  Thirty seconds into this second attempt, however, and the inevitable occurred.  From a distance, a Christ Church custodian had sniffed out an incident of rule-breaking and was now at my side, instructing me to get off the steps.  I stayed where I was, looking helpless, relying on the eminence of my interviewee to get us out of this rather awkward ticking off.  Stephen, on the other hand, looked more like a naughty school boy, sitting hunched up with his cake, than a famous BBC director.  Thankfully, with a few mutterings about the literary festival, the early sabotage of my interview was averted – but not for long.  I was still on my very first question, you understand, when a third interruption occurred – this time, a festival organiser with a clip-board in hand: ‘Did that go well Stephen?’, ‘Full house, I hear’; ‘So sorry to have missed it.’

 

Stephen’s non-committal, monotone responses (‘Right’, ‘yup’, ‘thanks’, ‘bye’) suggested that he was getting as fed up as I was.

 

Things had to get better – and, in fact, they did.  Ignoring Poliakoff’s slightly dubious glances at some of my questions, I got into the swing of things and Stephen began to talk with enthusiasm about the sense of history which prevails in his scripts and screen direction.  Right back in the late 1990s with the making of ‘Shooting the Past’ and ‘Perfect Strangers’, Poliakoff’s TV work was already flourishing – showing a deep engagement with human history and memory which has remained constant throughout his work since.  Both of these dramas use photographs as microscopes to delve into the past lives of their characters: in ‘Shooting the Past’, the imminent destruction of a vast and significant collection of photographs triggers one of its curators, Oswald Bates, to set about proving its worth to the businessman, Mr Anderson, who insists that it be removed to make way for new developments.  Through scrupulous searching, Oswald manages to piece together the life of Mr Anderson’s grandmother in photographs that reveal facts that he had never dreamt of. The narration of this story through photographs, in the middle of the drama, is beautiful and captivating: Poliakoff remarked during our conversation that ‘there’s something very magical about a movie camera…looking at a still image’ and he’s right.   It’s impossible not to be drawn into the fleeting pictures on the screen.

 

This enthralling sensation is exploited by Poliakoff to the full: his subtle eye and vivid perceptions produce memorable sequences in which the characters, moving in and out of the shelves of the collection, become like photographs themselves – flitting behind boxes and hanging photos, emerging briefly before disappearing once more.  The effect of these scenes is to simulate the experience of memory – gleaming, tantalising, but elusive.  This taste of nostalgia and the partial loss of the past is something which is central to Poliakoff’s aim and achievement in a number of works. 

Poliakoff describes the mood of his work to be one of heightened reality, and directly representative of the world as he sees it.  But I’m still not convinced that his conception of the world is one that many of us recognise.  Yes – one can relish the decadence and glamour of Paul Reynold’s parties in ‘Friends and Crocodiles’, or the intriguing mysteries held in the London mansion of ‘Joe’s Palace’, but it rarely triggers recognition or sympathy with the themes and ideas which are being explored.  As Poliakoff pointed out to me, Joe and Mary are accessible characters, with unremarkable lives.  But let’s face it – Joe doesn’t have a very regular job as the keeper of an empty house with an unseen and mysterious master.  Nor is the audience of ‘Capturing Mary’ encouraged to engage with the reality of her later life – empty, fruitless and troubled by alcoholism – but rather, we are drawn into a sequence of dark but beautiful flashbacks.
Furthermore, the beauty and colour of his recent TV productions have been closely linked to money.  Particularly in the work we have seen over the last couple of years, Poliakoff has specialised in grand locations, wealthy characters and often morally dubious relationships.  I have to admire the fact that Stephen has an entirely non-moralistic approach to his subject matter: it creates an interesting tension when the audience is left to make a judgement of its own. 

But I had to take Stephen up on the implications of his elite choice of settings and story-lines.  TV has become Poliakoff’s favoured medium, but I wondered whether Stephen felt his work was democratic or relevant to many viewers.  Filled with billionaires and politicians, artists and entrepreneurs, Poliakoff invites his audiences into the highest echelons of British society where few of us have ever or will ever tread.  Whilst it is clear that Poliakoff is interested in commentating on the reality of British society both of the past and of today, one queries how well his settings and narratives assist him in this task. 

 

Understandably, Poliakoff doesn’t agree with this hypothesis.  He sees it simply as his response to a fact. ‘People with money rule the world’, as he put it, and recently we have seen the rise of a ‘new elite’ in the roles played by PR and the media in controlling the country.  The bells of Tom Tower struck three, however, and I knew this was my cue to round up.  I glanced down rather frantically at my notebook in search of a closing question, and looked up once more: ‘Er Stephen, one final question, do you like people?’  Understandably my interviewee looked somewhat puzzled (what on earth had I just asked!)  I tried to explain that his characters could sometimes be perceived as being disagreeable and exploitative, and Stephen opened his mouth to reply.  But, as he did so, the tread of the Christ Church custodian could be heard behind us and it was clear that we weren’t going to be able argue for a second time.  Poliakoff commented quickly that he saw his attitude as a humanist one and that his work was generally optimistic.  But I thought that I sensed his relief, in the looming presence of the porter, that he could ‘get off the steps’ and be left to ponder his liking for people on his own.

Review: Joy Division

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Despite the fact that Joy Division only existed for four years, they had enduring influence over the minds of all music lovers. In an enlightening and interesting format, this documentary shows why.

The film begins, logically, with the band’s beginning. Although necessary, this causes the movie to start on a fairly slow footing. It’s worth waiting, though – the film soon becomes mesmerising as the band starts to move away from anti-establishment ‘noise’ (inspired by The Sex Pistols) and make something entirely unique. Everything comes together under the haunting song ‘Disorder’. The film’s images, particularly the concert clips that show Curtis’ unique performance style, suddenly feel like documentation of not just a rock band, but of history being made.

Curtis’ death, not surprisingly, takes up a large portion of the film. Curtis was diagnosed with epilepsy early in the band’s history and the medication gave him horrific mood-swings. The interviewees’ reactions to Curtis’s suicide are the most shocking and revealing part of the film: bassist Peter Hook was about to wolf down his Sunday roast when the phone rang. After learning of Curtis’s suicide Hook simply said: ‘Oh’, and sat back down to eat.

The Monday after Curtis was buried the remaining members got right back to band practice. As New Order they went on to become even more successful than Joy Division. And while Joy Division ended in tragic circumstances, their influence only increased. Thus the film does not end in tragedy, but in fact teaches us something more about human existence: that life does indeed go on.

Review: Nim’s Island

Nim’s Island is an adaptation of Wendy Orr’s book of the same title and depicts an exciting episode in the life of a young girl – Nim (Abigail Breslin) – living alone with her widowed, marine biologist father Jack (Gerard Butler), on a remote volcanic island in the south Pacific.

Determined to discover a new protozoan species, Jack sails away for two nights, leaving Nim to read her favourite books based around the adventures of ‘Alex Rover’. Nim envisages her hero as a rugged, burly Scotsman with a beard (also played by Gerard Butler). The truth is far from it – we soon discover that Alex Rover is in fact Alexandra Rover (scarce-bearded Jodie Foster) an agoraphobic author struggling to write her new book.

Nim and Alexandra’s lives become intertwined as Alexandra, seeking inspiration, emails Jack (who luckily enjoys both a Macintosh and good internet connection on his island) for details of the island’s volcano. Yet it’s not Jack that replies, but Nim; injured and having lost contact with her father following a violent storm.

Battling all her fears, the agoraphobe flies all the way to the island accompanied by her imaginary character (portrayed as the other half of her split personality), Alex Rover. With much panicked breathing, Alexandra/Alex reaches the island, conquers her split personality … and somewhat disappoints Nim by not being Mr. Rugged Beard.

The ending is somewhat predictable. Without giving it away, not many single women travel through the island, and so upon Jack’s final and emotional return, he knows that his luck is in when introduced to Alexandra.

This film is hardly one to devote your entire Friday night to. While the filming itself is very good, any viewer should: a) love cute animals, b) have the ability to overlook Jodie Foster being a bit mental, and c) be willing to accept that a pelican can help to repair a boat.

Also, perhaps, d) find a way to mentally regress eight years.

2 stars out of 5