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Students face “hit” following ONS student loan reclassification

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The Higher Education Policy Institute claims students could face a “triple whammy of fewer university places, less funding per student and tougher student loan repayment terms” after the Office for National Statistics announced a portion of student loans will be reclassified as government spending.

In the National Accounts, student loans are counted as government lending despite the fact that many graduates are not expected to repay their loans. From autumn 2019, this portion of student loans will be classified as government spending.

Although the cost of student loans to the government is unchanged, its reclassification will add an estimated additional £12bn to UK’s annual deficit.

Spokesperson for the HEPI, Nick Hillman, said: “Students are likely to get hit because they suddenly look much more costly to current taxpayers, while the extra income tax they will pay as graduates in the future continues to be ignored.”

The pressure on the government to reduce the deficit means that today’s announcement is likely to influence their post-18 education and funding review, which will be published in the New Year. Speculated changes to the higher education system have included a cap on student numbers and reduced tuition fees.

UCU head of policy and campaigns Matt Waddup said: “Successive governments’ funding reforms have done nothing but raise fees and student debt. It’s crucial that any future changes don’t reduce university funding or lock potential students out of learning. What we need is a new approach which recognises that higher education is a public good and should be funded through taxation, including an increased contribution from business.

“For too long one of the key beneficiaries of our higher education system has contributed too little. Businesses benefit from the pool of talented graduates from universities and it is only right they start to pay their fair share. The government should reverse its cuts to corporation tax and ringfence that money to fund universities.”

 

Varsity Ski Trip: a downhill slope?

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With all the brightly coloured ski-jackets and loaded *soft-shell* suitcases streaming down Broad Street late on Friday of 8th week, it’s hard to curb the enthusiasm that emanates from this pilgrimage. But if anything can puncture the palpable excitement of a week’s skiing with your friends (AND the end of term), getting stuffed onto a musty old coach for twenty-something hours will do the trick. The coveted Varsity ski trip is full of these ups and downs, making you wonder whether it was all worth the money.

Indeed, the coach journey provides an immediate and rigorous test of your conviction: inevitably the student in front of you is that one person in the whole coach who has the audacity to lean their seat back, and the one sitting behind you has taken it upon themselves to eat Pringles as loudly as humanly possible. Yet rather than ever actually complaining, you huff passive-aggressively, stick your headphones in and try (unsuccessfully) to sleep. The rest of the journey is spent carefully rationing your rapidly dwindling data plan and short battery life, bemoaning the absence of a charging point, all the while dreaming of the experiences that lie ahead.

When you finally arrive at your destination, this year being Val Thorens, the late-evening sun glinting off the snow-capped mountains, your sense of optimism is restored. Everything from now on is going to be seamless and stress-free…then you find yourself in the ski-hire shop. Having endured the ceaseless queueing and the spikey glances of an agitated French store assistant, you are bundled off with your skis, ski poles, and ill-fitting boots, still querying if there’s actually any difference between the bronze, silver, gold and platinum options.

When you finally get on the slopes, you realise that skiing (great fun though it is) is almost entirely oriented around style. It’s all for show: skiers sashaying down the slope with over-exaggerated leg movements, pretending they’re not doing it just to impress those in the chairlifts that pass overhead. More confident skiers (effectively everyone) do away with helmets and goggles entirely, cruising down effortlessly in their Ray-Ban Clubmasters or their rave shades before après has even started.

Student skiing apparel appears to be afflicted by the paradox of wanting to stand out and be distinctive, but “only if there’s a group of us doing it”. By the end of the week there seems to be an official jacket for almost anything: NUCO rep jackets, college rep jackets, Ski Trip committee jackets, Oxford ski team jackets, Cambridge ski team jackets, college puffer jackets, and every other person wearing a North Face jacket. Even the festively worn Santa and elf costumes become a uniform of sorts. However, if miraculously you haven’t skied before and the slopes are a matter of survival rather than style, the whole ordeal is rendered rather embarrassing by all your friends who have been able to ski since before they could walk and treat the slopes like a catwalk. 

At least après offers some respite where you can let your hair down with your mates after a long day of skiing…right? Not if you’re standing next to some loon who enjoys moshing to house music in their ski boots and will claw your eyes out for a free snood.

In fact, you quickly find out that all the “free” t-shirts, food and drink are not at all free, but cost a painful, painful price. To win a prized varsity trip t-shirt you must somehow summon the power to rise, like a salmon, majestically from the frothing maelstrom, and pluck one from the sky as your competitors slash and rake at you from all sides. The food-and-drink queue, on the other hand, is as stern a test as any of your will and resolve to wait out a good deal of the afternoon for a soggy hot dog and half a cup of mulled wine. 

This may seem like a poor advertisement of the ski trip, but it’s just the same as any holiday isn’t it? There’s a lot of faff and most of the time you question whether all the money spent was worth it. But at the end of it all you choose to look back on the good moments, and even the bad moments become good memories…or at least amusing ones. 

Oxford University receives funding for research into potential benefits of AI

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Oxford University has received a grant of over £1 million to aid research into the potential benefits of artificial intelligence to the legal sector.

PWC’s Annual Law Firms’ Survey 2018 revealed that 100% of Top 10 and 40% of Top 11-25 law firms have identified technology as the key challenge they face over the coming years.

82% of the Top 100 firms claimed they were either somewhat or extremely concerned about threats, making cyber security the third biggest concern as explored in this year’s survey, following Brexit (89%) and a lack of talent (84%).

The £1.2 million project, funded by the Economic and Social Research Council and led by Oxford University’s Law Faculty, explores the possibilities and restrictions of using AI in the legal sector in order to address such concerns.

Speaking to Grammarly, founder of the Marketing Artificial Intelligence Institute Paul Roetzer said: “As a whole, AI is so misunderstood that people almost have this sci-fi mentality.

“Like, that’s not real, the real stuff is these very narrow uses of AI that are built to be very specific things.”

Oxford University’s Law Faculty will work alongside a range of representatives from across the legal sector, including: international firms Slaughter and May and Allen & Over; media information firm Thomas Reuters; the Legal Education Foundation; lawtech start-up LexSnap; barristers from South Square Chambers; and the Law Society.

The initial stages of the project will explore the primary functions that AI could have in a law firm, including as conflict resolution, legal reasoning, and the comparison of skills training between the UK, USA, Hong Kong, and Singapore, as well as looking into how AI could be best used to emphasise governance and strategy in the workplace.

However, many firms remain concerned over the growth of technology and AI – 63% of firms surveyed by PWC stated they were either somewhat or extremely concerned over the speed of technological changes.

Between the hesitancy of some legal firms and growing concern over cyber safety in an industry where client security is imperative, it seems that the University’s research will prove vital in discovering the benefits of AI, and whether these outweigh the costs.

Michael Gove and Caroline Lucas to speak at the 2019 Oxford Farming Conference

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Environment, Food, and Rural Affairs Secretary Michael Gove and Former Green Party leader Caroline Lucas have been announced as two of the most significant names on the list of speakers at the 2019 Oxford Farming Conference, held on the 2nd-4th January.

The three-day event, seeing speeches such as “The Future of Farm Trading” and to be held in Oxford’s Exam Schools building, will also see talks held by Barclays UK Chairman Sir Ian Cheshire, National Farmers Union President Minette Batters, Shadow Secretary for International Trade and Climate Change Barry Gardiner, and former New Zealand High Commissioner to the UK Sir Lockwood Smith.

Gove, an alumnus of Lady Margaret Hall and former President of the Oxford Union, is expected to talk to farmers on what he expects to be the future of farming in 2019 following his speech to the 2018 conference.

The final day of the conference will see a “A View from the City” of farming from Sir Ian Cheshire and Caroline Lucas’s “Radical Alternative for British Agriculture”.

The conference has also organised formal dinners for its attendants in the Colleges of Exeter, Christ Church, and Worcester, and will be hosted on Thursday 4th by the Oxford Union, who in honour of the conference have organised a debate under the motion: “This House believes the country would be better served if farmers focused on profits rather than public goods”.

The Oxford Farming Conference has heard speeches in previous years from New College’s Professor of Economic Policy Dieter Helm and former Rural Affairs Secretaries Andrea Leadsom and Liz Truss.

Frantz: a wrenching tale of remembrance

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As we approach the 100 year mark since the end of World War I, many commemorative events have taken place. Cinema has had its own place in this remembrance.

Over the past few years, there has been a large number of highly successful films focusing on World War I or II, from Dunkirk to Darkest Hour to Journey’s End. The French-German film Frantz, however, has gone unnoticed by many English-speaking viewers, despite being one of the most powerful films released to explore the after-effects of World War I.

The majority of Frantz is set in a small German town, in mourning for the many young men it lost in the War. The film follows a young German widow, Anna (Paula Beer), and her encounter with a Frenchman, Adrien (Pierre Niney), who claims to have been friends with her husband before the war. Yet the elements of the relationship that Adrien conceals from Anna bubble beneath the surface of the film as it traverses both the dire relationship between Germany and France immediately after the war and the more intimate memories of loved ones left behind.

The appearance of Frenchman Adrien in the town is the source of much conflict, as he becomes a close friend and, in effect, a surrogate Frantz for Anna. The contempt with which Adrien is greeted by many of the town’s German residents due to his French nationality signifies the damaged Franco-German relationship as a whole, one that is certainly at its lowest point in Frantz and at times seems beyond repair.

The titular character is, à la Hitchcock, dead before the film begins. We only ever see Frantz in flashbacks, yet he manages to haunt everything about the film from its characters to its very title. The grief of the characters completely overwhelms them as Frantz becomes a figure that is all-consuming, despite his physical absence. In this way, director François Ozon emphasises how such mourning dominated life for an entire generation.

The ubiquity of loss is reflected in the sombre mood of the town. The quiet streets seem almost deserted and life seems to be incredibly monotonous and slow-paced. Ozon’s use of black and white to refer to the present and colour to refer to flashback scenes of life before the War is especially poignant. The colourful pre-war memories (which offer eye-opening revelations in themselves) contrast with the present to depict war’s capacity to strip away lives that seemed full-of-life and offer a darker world in its place. The sharp shadows created by the monochrome further reflect the brutality of life that war leaves in its wake.

The extreme, often violent, nationalism of both sides is captured in Ozon’s use of parallel scenes, one in Germany and one in France, in which citizens proudly sing their respective national anthems. The nationalistic lyrics of both and, in the French anthem, the blatant violence of them, signify a desire for revenge upon the ‘enemy’ even after the Armistice. As Anna sits in a French café surrounded by men chanting violent lyrics about killing foreign women, Ozon’s earlier depiction of the violence of the Germans against the French is deliberately brought to mind. Taken in the context of French soldiers’ letters exclaiming a desire to rape German women in revenge for their lost men, this scene of perverse sexual charge is especially difficult to watch.

Yet Frantz’s depiction of post-war trauma is only part of a larger attempt to commemorate World War I in its centenary year. Most significantly, Peter Jackson’s They Shall Not Grow Old ingeniously colourises old war footage to bring it to life. Black and white film creates an inevitable sense of disconnect between viewer and events, making it more difficult to relate to the individuals; they appear confined to the past and distant from our society today.  Jackson’s colourisation therefore adds an intense realism to the footage which enables a fresh look at the archival film. It allows us to feel more deeply connected with the individuals. We are reminded that the soldiers were people just like us and there seems to be an added level of humanity in this reminder. Jackson compels us to see and hear World War I just as the soldiers experienced it, a pivotal act for the commemoration and memorialisation of the War.

Film – both in the form of drama and documentary – is therefore a salient method of commemoration. Through cinema, we can connect with characters and become emotionally involved in their experience. We can gain a deeper understanding of what soldiers actually went through either through this empathetic engagement with character as seen in Frantz or the immediacy and tragic vitality of documentary footage as seen in They Shall Not Grow Old. In this centenary year, neither should be underestimated in their ability to provide a crucial insight into the War and its effects on soldiers, citizens, and international relations.

exhibit (a): The Art of Dressing

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‘Is fashion art?’: The question has long been the subject of heated debate. The annual carousel of fashion weeks and seasonal collections, the economic focus of major houses’ offerings, and the limitations of wearability and the human form all mark it out from fine art. Particularly in the digital era, where fashion week attendees can scroll through and buy the looks on their smartphones immediately as the models walk past, shows seem more like a glorified trip to the shops than a fashion exhibition.

As fashion has become more commercialised, however, the last couple of years have given rise to a new opposing phenomenon. Retrospective exhibitions of fashion designers vie with those of traditional artists in the biggest museums across the globe: the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s 2011 exhibition Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty, surpassed exhibits of ‘traditional’ art in its popularity, almost unparalleled in the museum’s history.

These exhibitions are also being monumentalised in museums entirely devoted to fashion houses and designers. The FondationLouis Vuitton in Paris opened its doors in 2014, while a museum dedicated to the work of Yves Saint Laurent was created in Marrakech earlier this year.

These developments in the appreciation of fashion suggest a different side to the fast-paced short-lived industry: one of devotion, dedication and homage to the vision of the designers and the beauty of their creations.

But can fashion truly occupy the same cultural space as art? Inspired by Cecil Beaton’s 1950s shots of models in front of classical sculptures, which invited connections between sartorial and artistic creativity, we took to the Ashmolean to find out. In an homage to European art dating from the Renaissance to the Baroque and Romantic periods, the rich colours and luscious textures of the paintings were highlighted by jewel-coloured velvets and satin sheens. Simple heavy jewellery and classical make up referenced portraiture of the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries.

Although the hushed, richly-coloured galleries, polished floors and heavy gilded frames of the Ashmolean cultivate an atmosphere of devotion and reverence, our experience had anything but. We experimented with sprawling, casual poses which juxtaposed with staged portraiture and majestic vista paintings, yet also had some more stylised shots, as if the models were exhibits themselves.

Bags scattered across the floors, photographer sprawled on the grand staircase in order to ‘get the angle’, repeated warnings from museum attendants not to touch that, or sit there, and frequent pauses to allow tourists through don’t exactly reflect the atmosphere of homage and reverence we were questioning fashion’s place in.

Credit

Article & Styling: Lara Drew
Photography: Skye Humbert
Models: Chibi Auerbach, Phoebe Mallinson

Recipe: Mull with OJ, spice and all things nice

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Congratulations, you’ve discovered the collection of secret ingredients to make your mull better than ever before!

The internet will tell you to use sugar, a pricey spice-kit, wine, and perhaps a bit of lemon zest. But here’s some alternative top-tips (and a little about why they’re tip-top):

1.  The OJ.

Citrus flavours are classic in mull, but popular recipes often don’t include it. I suggest using orange juice and raisins (or sultanas) instead of sugar – it’ll taste more natural and fruity than sugar. Let OJ add a citrus flavour to your drink, changing it from a deep red to a wonderful purply opaque colour. 

And what’s best, it’s cheap; orange juice from concentrate is actually better than fresh for mulled wine, because you want to get as much flavour as possible. Start with just a splash, and taste-test your way to deliciousness! You could even try it with 50:50 – I recently made a mull with two bottles of red wine and about 500ml conc. OJ, which seemed a bit too much at the time. It was still delicious, but very orangey. 

2.  Tea!

How nice to find that such a British classic actually goes swimmingly in a mull. Think of the bitter savoury taste of black-tea-leaves, and how that will add a depth and edge to your mull. You don’t want a sugary, orangey liquid. No, you want a full-bodied, aromatic mull which gets people going ‘mmm’ and ‘aah’. The key here is tea. Brew a cup of your everyday tea and extract those tannins. This helps make the mull acidic enough to match and blend with the sugars you’ve got bubbling away.

3.  Cloves.

For those of you who don’t know, cloves are “the aromatic flower buds of a tree in the family Myrtaceae, Syzygium aromaticum” (thanks, Google). They’re about one centimetre long, black and shaped like a fat grain of rice with a little ball on the end. And, they pack quite a punch – Spiceography names them ‘one of the world’s most powerful flavours’!

Cloves are pungent, strong and have a wonderful warmth to them (hopefully you can see by now that these are the perfect qualities for a nice warming mull). Again, try adding just a couple and add more if you like the flavour kick they provide. Unfortunately, solid cloves will take a long while, maybe an hour, for their flavour to seep out. So, if you don’t mind the grit, use ground cloves.

4.  More spice!

Following cloves, I want to do a shout-out to cinnamon sticks, star-anise and nutmeg. We’ve talked about taste, so let’s talk about looks. The final, crucial ingredients for your mull are all the spices you want (I recommend you try allspice and cumin). The necessary cinnamon and star anise are especially great, because you can buy solid ones and they’re festive and pretty. When you’re aiming to impress, serve a glass of mull with a slice of orange, a cinnamon stick and a star anise floating in it. Then grate some fresh nutmeg on top of each steaming cup! Perfect.

Your kitchen now smells amazing and everybody who gets to drink some is overcome with love for you.

For those of you who don’t feel like getting merry, mulled apple juice is just as delicious as mulled wine. It might take a long time, but it’s absolutely worth it. Apple juice, cinnamon, star anise… maybe some ground ginger? Cloves if you want, and leave it to brew for a long time, ‘till you love the smell and taste. There you go, you’re welcome.

Nuffield students defend Noah Carl after “racist pseudoscience” petition

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Three Nuffield PhD students have signed a letter defending the former Nuffield fellow Noah Carl, after he was denounced in a petition signed by hundreds of academics.

The three politics students alleged that the petition against Noah Carl was a threat to academic freedom.

In a letter to the editor of the Times, they wrote: “We are not writing to corroborate Dr Carl’s conclusions. We are simply concerned by the use of popular opinion as the arbiter of truth. This is dangerous.

“The letter’s signatories may be experts in their own fields but they do not have the subject expertise to judge Dr Carl’s research. That responsibility falls to peer review.”

Other Nuffield students have expressed support for the petition, arguing that Carl’s work is both of poor quality and likely to provoke racism.

One Nuffield student told Cherwell: “He absolutely is not uncovering uncomfortable truths. He wouldn’t know how to do that.”

Noah Carl, who is now a fellow at St. Edmund’s, Cambridge, has faced calls for his removal for what the petition describes as “ethically suspect and methodologically flawed” research into the connection between race and criminality and his connections to the far-right through the London Conference on Intelligence.

The three Nuffield PhD students, writing in the Times, said: “A young researcher’s career and reputation are at stake; the bar should surely be higher than innuendo in an online letter that anyone can sign.”

A second Nuffield student who spoke to Cherwell said that Carl’s time at the College had left a legacy of “tension and bitterness.”

The first-year student told Cherwell: “Nuffield has proved to be an alienating and deeply divided social science research community, in part because of the legacy of Noah Carl and continued support for him and his racist work amongst a vocal minority of the student body (though not, to my knowledge, amongst Nuffield academics).

“I know many students who just try to avoid college life as much as possible because of this culture of acceptance, or at the very least tolerance, of far-right politics.”

JCR President of Nuffield College, Matthias Haslberger told Cherwell: “No complaints about Noah Carl were made to me. Noah ceased to be a member of the JCR in the summer of 2017 when he graduated and started his postdoc.”

Articles written in defence of the researcher have also appeared in the Spectator, Quillette, Spiked, the National ReviewBreitbart, and the Daily Wire.

23/12/2018 Correction: The article formerly read that “The JCR President did not respond to a request for comment”. However, the President had not been successfully contacted at the time. 

New taxi hailing app launches in Oxford

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Oxford-based startup, Eurekar, has launched a taxi hailing app that will serve the city and the surrounding area.

The app allows people to request taxis and calculates the fare before they ride.

Eurekar competitors include 001 Taxis, who describe their app as “like Uber in Oxford” , and MyTaxi which launched in Oxford this summer. Uber’s application to operate in Oxford was declared void in July 2016.

The startup’s CEO, Nahim Arif, told Cherwell: “Public transport doesn’t match the comfort and convenience of a ride booking app. Taxis can’t always offer the same affordability and transparency that an app based service can. We want to improve transport in Oxford by making our taxis more accessible and affordable for everybody.”

While there has been concern over the treatment of drivers within taxi app companies such as Uber, Eurekar has emphasised they want to protect workers’ rights.

Mr Arif said: “Fairness is at the heart of Eurekar. The company will help and support drivers with any training they need. In future we want to encourage people who need flexible working around family life, studies or even a second job to sign up and drive and will support them in getting the necessary licenses.”

The app will offer three types of car, including an MPV option for larger groups of up to eight. For up to four passengers, app users will be able to choose between a Standard and Executive option.

Eurekar will offer an airport service from Oxford to six different airports including Heathrow and Stansted.

There will also be a business package, which the company hopes will act as an “all-in-one solution” for companies.

Mr Arif said: “The app also gives businesses a dedicated platform through which they can completely manage their travel needs from booking right through to payment. Having a technology focused dedicated platform to manage their travel is something that businesses in Oxford don’t have at the moment.”

Eurekar only currently operates within Oxford, but has plans to expand further across the country.

What’s next for Theresa May?

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May has won the vote but is more alone than ever – Cherwell Comment

Theresa May has won the confidence ballot by 200 votes to 117 and will be permitted to carry on as Prime Minister until Brexit is seen through.

The result has been met by encouragement from May’s most dedicated supporters and scathing criticism from the rest. Philip Hammond said that the result of the vote “is the right one […] Her deal means we will honour the referendum”. 

Yet Andrew Bridgen has said that May’s party has merely “kicked the can down the road”. The chaos of May’s struggling attempt to reach an adequate deal is indicative of the division and lack of organisation in her party. With MPs resigning like rats leaving a sinking ship, it is clear that under May’s leadership, the future of Britain is not bright.

May has struggled to fulfil the will and expectations of the nation, and her party is guilty in undermining her, making it impossible for the government to achieve anything beneficial for this country. I do feel some sympathy for May. Once all of this is over, she will be crucified by the opposition, rebels within her own party, and the nation. While much of the chaos can be attributed to her shaky leadership, the rest of the Conservative party, engaging in civil war, are also equally to blame. 

On Monday, at the last minute, May postponed the vote on her Brexit deal – yet another example of May failing to fulfil her promise of a “strong and stable” leadership. Her stalling is a move which will mean that when the MPs have to vote on the deal, time will be running out so fast that many will feel shoehorned into agreeing to her deal out of sheer desperation.

The biggest takeaway from this vote is not whether Theresa May is the most suitable leader going forward. It is, instead, that major constitutional changes must not be carried out unless a government has adequate support both from the country, and from within the party. Major constitutional change must not be carried out unless the governing party has the adequate control and ability to ensure that the proposed change can be made.

In the speech May delivered after the vote, she attempted to assure the nation that she will ensure a Brexit that “delivers on the vote that people gave”. But the vote was merely advisory. It was a mistake to treat the vote as binding, and this is the root of all the Brexit shambles. May’s deal is not the deal that the British people voted for. 

She claimed that her Brexit deal will “bring the country back together rather than entrenching division.” Yet waves of criticism are hitting May from all sides: from Scotland, from Labour, and from within her own party. She supports the coming together of “politicians on all sides, acting in the national interest”, but if May cannot even get the support of those from within her own party, it is difficult to see how she can convince the opposition to back her deal. 

May stated a “renewed mission”: to deliver the Brexit that people voted for; to bring the country back together; and to build a country that truly works for everyone. As more and more of May’s supporters turn into critics, it is clear that May is on the verge of standing alone. May cannot claim that the Conservatives have a renewed, united mission. In the wake of this chaos, it is becoming increasingly difficult to see how she will achieve anything.

After yesterday’s No Confidence vote, the country seems back to square one in the Brexit game- Beatrice Barr

If there’s one thing the Brexit process has taught us all, it’s that it takes 48 letters to derail a Prime Minister.

Months of speculation about whether Graham Brady, the Chairman of the 1922 Committee, had received this magic number of letters from Tory MP’s was put to an end yesterday morning by the announcement of a No Confidence vote in Theresa May.

At face value, a vote of No Confidence in a Prime Minister is a momentous thing, and this is evident by the response of the Twitter commentariat, who went into what can only be described as a ‘meltdown’. It was the kind of morning where the nation was glued to news as we awaited Theresa May’s statement at the podium outside Number 10.

 Yet, if the vote is considered in context, it is not ultimately all that important. Yesterday’s vote, as exciting as it might have been, will do nothing to solve Brexit’s nature as the Impossible Problem™. Now that May has won the deal, she will still have to go back to the Commons before the 21stof January deadline, just as before the vote. There will still be no majority in its favour, just as before the vote. And May will face a choice between attempting to renegotiate the deal, pivoting to a ‘soft Brexit’, calling an election, and calling a second referendum, just as before the vote. It’s almost as if the last 24 hours had never happened.

 Let’s consider the first of these options, a ‘hard Brexit’: leaving the EU and reverting to WTO trading rules. Though favoured by the most vocal of Brexiteers, this solution is by no means favoured by the Commons, who are largely skeptical, concerned about economic chaos and the general abandonment of any facade of peace in Northern Ireland. A significant effort to push the Article 50 deadline to prevent this eventuality would no doubt emerge.

The alternative, pivoting to a ‘soft Brexit’ along Labour’s lines, similarly lacks the parliamentary arithmetic. As impossible as it seems, Tory Eurosceptics’ cries of betrayal would get even louder than they currently are. One thing that May supporting this deal would remind us is that it’s decades of Tory infighting that got us into this mess, and that the ERG would sooner burn down the party than accept the backstop. What’s more, Theresa May has Arlene Foster on her shoulder. The 10 DUP MPs upon whom May’s government is entirely reliant will not accept any softening of the Irish border; thus, May remains stuck.

In the unlikely event that she calls a General Election little would change. What’s perhaps most impressive about the current political climate is Jeremy Corbyn’s ability to make May look like she’s winning; take PMQs yesterday, which should’ve been an open goal for the Leader of the Opposition, as proof: May would almost certainly win an election. As a result, we would witness a time-consuming, expensive, and ultimately worthless snap election campaign, and end up back at square one.

 The final scenario, a second referendum, is perhaps the only foreseeable way for a Brexit bill to be passed. I am a fervent opposer of a ‘People’s Vote’ on the basis that a second referendum, despite noble intentions, would look like telling the people to have another go because they got it wrong the first time. However, we must accept that it is a growing possibility.

 Say we had a second referendum with a three-way ballot and preferential voting, as Justine Greening has suggested: in a choice between Remain, May’s deal, and No Deal, the lowest common denominator would be May’s Deal. Were May’s Deal to emerge victorious from a referendum, Parliament would be forced to pass her deal (unless Tory Brexiteers want to reach a new level of hypocrisy and ignore the will of the people), and the Brexit game would be won. But to get to this point would require a complex and controversial set of decisions by May.

May’s current line is that she has no intention of leading the party into the next election, suggesting that her job will be to finish off Brexit and resign. Aside from May’s sacrifice of her career on the altar of Brexit being depressing on a basic human level regardless of political leaning, this plan only works on the shaky presumption that there will be no election until 2022: yet, as Labour-leaning journalists have suggested over the past few hours (http://www.progressonline.org.uk/2018/12/12/why-now-could-still-be-the-right-time-to-force-a-no-confidence-vote/), May’s victory in the Tory No Confidence vote does not guarantee victory in a parliamentary one. Indeed, even if we don’t get an election until 2022, we must ask when exactly May expects Brexit to end before that. Based on the current state of affairs, Brexit is simply not going to happen on March 29th. Brexit is the defining issue of a generation of politicians and voters, and one that will not simply disappear on an arbitrary date to which we’ve been counting down for two years. Thus, May’s current tenure in office looks indefinite, and politics will be synonymous with Brexit for a very long time to come.

Why May Must Stay… for now- Oliver Shaw

Last night’s vote of confidence in the Prime Minister was by no means a victory.

One-third of Theresa May’s own MPs have dealt a crushing blow to both the embattled Prime Minister and her dying Brexit deal. Had she not pledged to step down before 2022’s general election, it is possible that even greater numbers would have deserted.

The decision was the right one – but for all the wrong reasons. May survived not because of the grit and determination which has characterised her tumultuous spell in Number 10, but for two basic and blunt reasons: the lack of an obvious heir, and a rapidly approaching Brexit deadline.

There is still an overwhelming chance that her compromise, her worst-of-all-worlds ‘fudge’ of a deal, will be struck down before the end of January, and a flimsy and dirty pact with the DUP hangs in the balance.

The story might be different had a serious challenge been mounted in the summer, with sufficient time to find and install a new fall guy – also known as ‘Leader of the Conservative Party’. As the Prime Minister pointed out herself with a hint of a smirk this morning, her successor would have no time to renegotiate with Brussels and could be forced to delay the Article 50 period. It could hardly have been a more blatant hint to Brexiteer rivals of the dangers of ousting her.

On the other hand, extending Article 50 would bolster the momentum of the campaign for a second referendum, or so-called People’s Vote. Another national vote – the fourth in five years, assuming it was held next year – would only reopen old wounds, piling further pressure onto existing divisions which have so characterised the Brexit debacle.

What would change? If Remain were to win, would ardent Brexiteer backbenchers really wind their necks in? May has been totally right to slap down calls for a fresh vote, understanding that to overturn the 2016 result would be an affront to the power of popular sovereignty.

If a leadership contest had begun tonight, who could really have stepped up to the plate? Boris Johnson, David Davis, Michael Gove and Jeremy Hunt are too poisonous. The party would be seriously nervous about putting arch-Remainer Amber Rudd in charge. Esther McVey and Penny Mordaunt, leading ladies of Brexit, are yet to make a mark, and Sajid Javid seems to evade any kind of political definition or description at the moment. Dominic Raab is a possibility, but he would surely be held responsible for appeasing May’s avid loyalty to the Chequers settlement.

For all her determination and political courage, it has come to the point that even Theresa May realises that her premiership endures out of pure necessity. She has had far too many chances, and has demonstrated the precarious and fine line between firmness and destructive intransigence.

The Brexit deal has proved universally unpopular, threatening the very integrity of the government and – more importantly – raising grave concerns about both the Northern Ireland backstop and the economic shock to be expected over the coming years. Cabinet ministers have backed the deal so as to save a sinking ship, and not out of enthusiasm for May’s efforts. Tonight, MPs arguably saved her for the same reason.

Today’s result was the preferable one, but it was by no means ideal. She won, but a belittled Theresa May still has to see through her limp and flawed version of Brexit, knowing that her days are numbered. It is likely that the deal – in its current incarnation – will collapse in the Commons, and a major rethink (and maybe May’s resignation) will be inevitable. Brexit was always going to be an uncomfortable process, an awkward stumble out of Europe rather than a smooth and orderly departure. No Deal is still likely, and there’s no guarantee that May’s successor would fare any better.

Theresa May must go – but not just yet. Winning tonight’s vote gives the Prime Minister a further year in office, in theory. She has a smidgen of room for manoeuvre, the chance to tease out final concessions from Europe – a last hallelujah, perhaps. Maybe she can even bring about some much-needed unity, a final push for the best possible Brexit in the circumstances.

But don’t be fooled: a larger proportion of MPs voted for May today than did in 2016, but this time it was out of necessity and desperation. Theresa May must be given these final months to see through what now seems an impossible task. But then, and only then, she must leave.

As Eden is so inextricably associated with the Suez disaster of 1956, so Theresa May will forever be remembered as the Brexit Prime Minister. Her image is toxic, and her continued leadership could, in the long term, be destructive for both the Conservative Party and for Britain.

But who knows – perhaps history will be kind to Theresa May.