Tuesday 14th October 2025
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The Imperative to Resist Injustice

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Many of us would presumably be familiar with the thought experiment of a drowning child in a shallow pond. You are an able-bodied pedestrian, walking past a child who is drowning in a pond; you could save them, incurring little costs to yourself beyond damaging your shoes. You nonetheless choose to walk past the child, leaving them to die, in preservation of your shoes.

The intuitive response to you here would presumably be as follows: we would find your apathy not only discerning and alarming, but worthy of moral condemnation. In other words, we intuit that the pedestrian in question has a prima facie duty to rescue the child, and the failure to comply with said duty – given the low costs involved – is morally reprehensible. It is deemed, in academic-lese, to be impermissible.

The universality of this intuition then leads us to a more curious question – for why, then, do we not share this very intuition when presented with instances of individuals refraining from, if not actively circumventing, the engagement of episodes of socioeconomic injustices?

From the housing crisis in London (see Grenfell last year) to the epidemic of sexual assault on campuses, from the fact that the electoral college settled for a historically unprecedented bigot as their choice for the 45th President of the US, to the political reality that witnessed a surge in virulent, bigoted candidates in countries ranging from Brazil to France, the Netherlands to the Philippines – the instances and frequency of large-scale, state-sanctioned (or at least tacitly condoned) injustices have increased, yet many remain unmoved.

Unmoved, in being politically apathetic and preferring to non-vote despite the importance of each and every vote; unmoved, in shying away from calling out and engaging political injustices because of the alleged fear of ‘over-politicisation’; unmoved, in being callously detached from the parallel realities inhabited by many who are far less privileged or fortunate.

I’d make the simple claim that the imperative to resist injustice, much as the duty to rescue the drowning child in a shallow pond, is not an option, but obligatory. There are several strong reasons in favour of thinking so, many of which clearly follow from common moral intuitions.

The first is a claim from virtue – that a virtuous political agent should harbour attitudes, traits, and beliefs that reflect a fundamental commitment to the dignity, humanity, and rights of others, and that such a virtuous political agent would opt to reflect their concerns for others through seeking to alleviate others’ suffering. Indeed, if we would not wish to end up sleeping rough on the streets, or as subjects of sexual harassment before the kangaroo courts of unsympathetic, victim-blaming public, why should we be OK with instances where others are placed in such undesirable positions?

It does not take someone who is maximally virtuous to participate in speaking out, voting and acting in defiance of injustice. It merely takes a pinch of virtue and a healthy dose of introspection.

The second reason is an extension of the Harm Principle. We find it almost truistic these days to repeat the John Stuart Mill mantra – that an individual’s right ends when it results in harms towards an innocent individual. Yet what we perhaps fail to recognise is that every time we choose to not donate towards a charity that addresses global poverty, or to not speak out on behalf of victims who are silenced in the status quo and are unable to do so on their own, or to not lobby for political changes in protection of ethnic minorities who suffer under gerrymandering and the Incarceration Complex…

We are committing an active and conscious choice to prioritise something we value more – whether it be our careers, or luxury, or a marginal modicum of time – over the needs and interests of others. This very active decision is something that can and should be judged as having incurred harm upon others.

For every word that is left unspoken, every act that is unperformed, and every decision consciously or implicitly made, could well be indirectly enshrining the powers of the oppressors against the oppressed.

The final justification sources from the unique relations that suggest that some of us are far more proximate to the victims in question than we’d like to comfortably think. Men benefit from faux-meritocratic systems that structurally discriminate against women in selection for education, employment, and promotions within workplaces. Wealthy businesspersons benefit from the lowering of taxes, which indirectly deprive the working classes of welfare and much-needed public infrastructure. White citizens of former colonial powers benefit from the accumulated wealth founded upon centuries of colonial oppression of former colonies.

If we are legally cognizant of the proposition that unjust enrichment is morally problematic and ought to be faulted, why should we not extend this principle to spheres of social justice, and recognise that beneficiaries from injustices have an active obligation to ameliorate said injustices?

The central objection to all of these claims is one of costliness – that it costs individuals far too much in order to resist injustices. In some instances, this may well be true; incurring death threats because of speaking out against a tyrannical regime whilst risking one’s life is probably a disproportionate risk that no one should reasonably take. It would be absurd to argue otherwise.

Yet this objection doesn’t stand, for several reasons. Firstly, this claim is simply empirically untrue for many cases: voting in the Mid-terms is not costly; signing a petition and raising awareness on one’s Facebook page for a particular cause is not costly; speaking out in a (generally) democratic society and lending your potentially greater media capital to typically silenced voices. All of these actions are not particularly costly to the individual.

Secondly, to the extent that it may be very costly for one individual to ameliorate all effects of existing injustices, this is where the collective action problem lies. If every member of the public chips in a little, whether it be in monetary or political terms, the cost that each member has to shoulder becomes substantially less. Saving a homeless man from sleeping rough for a year may impose a large financial sum upon the lone benefactor – but this sum can be quickly and easily reduced when distributed amongst ten or fifteen people.

So, the costliness objection simply does not stand.

Let’s not forget the clichéd yet sagacious saying: all it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing. From the victims of Grenfell to the rough sleepers on St. Giles, from the thousands of boats of people and refugees being turned away by wanton border controls, to the victims of Donald Trump’s tyrannical rule – these are individuals to whom we owe a most significant obligation in assistance and beneficence.

Let’s not legitimise our inaction with the fallacious excuse of costliness. In face of injustice, we fight – we do not compromise, we do not yield, and we certainly do not go gently into that good night.

Campaign for Southeast Asia centre receives royal backing

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The University of Oxford came a step closer to establishing a Centre for Southeast Asia Studies last week, at a ceremony held at the Sheldonian Theatre.

The Deputy King of Malaysia, Sultan Nazrin Shah, was involved in a ‘Royal launch’ at which he declared his support for the initiative.

The proposed Centre will be included in the Oxford School of Global and Area Studies, and will act as an aid to both research and teaching on Southeast Asia.

Shah, a Worcester PPE graduate and Chancellor of the University of Malaya, welcomed the idea. He said: “By creating a dedicated focus for research and teaching excellence in Southeast Asia Studies, Oxford will make a significant contribution to the global academy.

“This ambitious, thoughtfully-integrated knowledge enterprise will put Southeast Asia at its heart, benefitting both the citizens of the ASEAN (Association of Southeast Asian Nations) countries and the people of the wider world”.

Oxford City Council announces new youth support strategy

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Oxford City Council has announced plans to support under 25s in Oxford with a range of new and existing strategies aimed at enriching young people’s lives.

The council outlined on Wednesday how their Children and Young People’s Strategy will replace the council’s current Youth Ambition Strategy and Children and Young People’s Plan.

The aim is to work alongside their partners to support the work of the Children’s Trust, whilst ensuring safeguarding and support of schools.

They went on detail the funding that will occur over the five-year time period, which for the first time will include support for under-fives, and will increase the use of leisure and community centres by young people, amongst other things.

A new framework, ‘Ready by 21’, has also been introduced as part of the strategy which focusses on a collaboration with groups that are important to a young person’s journey into adulthood, such as schools and community groups.

The scheme aims for three main outcomes for children and young people: ‘Healthy & Safe’ advocates living healthily and social and mental wellbeing, ‘Connected’ aims to ensure positive identity and relationship with cultural competence, and ‘Productive’ which focuses on learning and academic accomplishments.

Three of the most ‘in-need’ areas in Oxford will be focussed on first, a scheme the Council have dubbed ‘zoning’, with the first ‘zone’ being a triangular area including East Oxford, Cowley and Blackbird Leys. The focus of ‘Ready 21’ will initially mainly be directed there.

Councillor Christine Simme, Executive Board Member for Supporting Local Communities, stated “I very much welcome this new initiative.

“By listening to young people and those who work with them, we hope that this strategy will lead to stronger communities, a joined up approach to our services and better opportunities for all young people in our city”.

Three videos can be found on the City Council’s YouTube page which features interviews with youth workers, families and young people to illustrate these aims and detail upcoming and current projects that the Children and Young People’s Strategy is involved with.

OUCA Bullingdon ban reversed after motion branded ‘unconstitutional’

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The Oxford University Conservative Association’s (OUCA) ban of Bullingdon Club members has been terminated, following a disciplinary meeting which found the passing of the motion to be unconstitutional.

Cherwell understands that a number of concerns were raised around the handling of the motion, the most prominent of which being that several non-OUCA attended last week’s meeting and voted for the ban.

The OUCA Disciplinary Committee alleged that the votes of several non-OUCA members were counted on several motions brought in the meeting of Council held in 1st week, including on the motion to ban Bullingdon members.

The Committee therefore ruled that last week’s verdict on the ban be nullified.

In addition to the ban motion, last week’s passing of a motion to change all pronouns in the OUCA constitution from ‘he’ to ‘they’ was also overturned.

OUCA President Ben Etty told Cherwell: “The overturning of the Bullingdon ban on a constitutional technicality is very disappointing, but it is only a minor setback. The ban will be re-proposed very soon and I’m confident this time that the much-needed change, supported by the vast majority of the membership, will be made permanent.”

Neither the ban nor the pronoun amendment were re-proposed at the meeting of Council this week.

Last week, Cherwell reported that Etty justified the proscription of Bullingdon members on the grounds that “if there was another story in the national press, it would be my face on it.”

This came despite his public claim that the ban was intended to “symbolise our desire to become a more inclusive association.”

Etty, who had supported past motions to ban the Bullingdon from the association, told Cherwell: “This was not a personally-motivated proposal, but was done in the best interests of the members of this association and the wider Conservative Party.

“In my view, this is something that was very long overdue for any self-respecting political organisation, and I’m confident that the vast majority of our members agree with me.”

There had also been suggestions from several members that Etty had “packed the room” with supporters – a suggestion that seems to have played out following the disciplinary ruling.

Minutes from the meeting of Council last Wednesday show ten OUCA members leaving the meeting promptly after the motion to ban Bullingdon members passed, six of whom attend the President’s college.

A previous attempt to ban Bullingdon members from OUCA came in Hilary term of this year, in the wake of negative coverage of the drunken behaviour of the Association’s members. However, the amendment was voted down overwhelmingly by members, as was another amendment attempt the following term.

At the time, then President and supporter of the amendment, Timothy Doyle, told Cherwell he believed some members “feared [a ban] would lead to maliciously-targeted proscriptions of student societies to prevent individual members’ holding office”.

Entry requirements are an arbitrary measure

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A Cherwell investigation last week revealed that 40% off all those who missed conditional offers last year still took up places at Oxford University.

The question we must be asking is whether or not this brute fact alone reduces the value of conditional offers, and of entry requirements? I would argue that whether or not it does is irrelevant. Oxford University is famed for its rigorous admissions process – where else other than Cambridge do you spend three days being subjected to a series of interviews?

For every place offered, over five students apply, and the vast majority of these are high-performing academic students. As such, it is evident, and it has always been so: good grades simply aren’t enough. One must pass every hurdle in the rigorous admissions process, from the entrance examination (the wounds of which may still be fresh for Freshers) to the interviews themselves.

Indeed, in the process of applying you pass tests on unknown topics, read and are quizzed on entirely new information. You meet and are forced to interact with tutors (who themselves are experts in their field). All of these things together combine to demonstrate one’s suitability for a place at Oxford, based on both academic merit and genuine passion and commitment.

Arguably therefore, missing the grade requirements by one or two grades does not suddenly make a student unfit for Oxford, because they have previously demonstrated time and time again that they are.

For instance, a student that has missed their entry requirements for PPE, achieving say AAB instead of the required AAA, may also have achieved in the high 80s in their entry test, making them, based on this metric, the crème de la crème of all applicants.

Indeed, Oxford places greatest emphasis on its own admissions tests, with the commonly held belief being that performance in these tests are a greater indicator of their end outcome in Finals.

This is primarily because although there is some opportunity to be pre-taught and to be tutored to do well in these tests, these examine the natural aptitude at certain skills such as problem solving or critical thinking. These skills are far harder to receive tutoring for than for say A levels, for instance.

As such, these tests are less likely to bias wealthy applicants, and using these as a primary measure is likely to be more conducive to leveling the playing field.

Notably, lots of factors can affect someone’s performance in exams. It is impossible to plan
for events like bereavements, mental health problems, relationship breakdowns, or illnesses, all of which may cause a person to perform below their true potential and cause them to slightly miss their grade requirements.

In relation to this, the average state comprehensive is unlikely to be able to provide the same pastoral support and guidance when a student is faced with mental health problems, for instance. This is primarily because of a difference in resources available.

The Freedom of Information (FoI) request sent by Cherwell notably revealed that 76.2% of students who didn’t meet their conditional offer went to state schools, which make up 57.7% of the total Oxford intake. As such, it is clear that state school students are disproportionately likely to miss their entry requirements, and as such are disproportionately likely to be affected by the imposition of such an arbitrary measure as grade requirements.

The University itself notes that ‘students with genuine mitigating circumstances will be in state schools’ and to say that students who don’t meet their entry requirements face a blanket rejection fails to consider factors external to the individual student that may have affected their performance.

We must not place so much emphasis on entry requirements, for to do so fails to widen participation, and may even mean that the University fails to attract the best students, regardless of where they are from.

Keble Warden ‘mightily sorry’ for undergrad accommodation cock-up

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Keble offcials have apolgised to students for forcing students to delay their arrival in Oxford, though insist they will “make no apology for not consulting.”

The apology came in an acrimonious open forum between students and staff, as they try to restore relations ahead of the coming year.

Following a failure to complete fire saftey tests in the college’s graduate accommodation prior to the start of term, second and third year undergraduates at Keble College were told to “postpone their arrival in Oxford.”

In an email sent by the college’s warden, Jonathan Phillips, on Monday of -1st week, the students were further told that “unless they [had] a compelling reason to be in College sooner,” they would only be allowed to take up residence at the college from Thursday 4th October.

Wednesday’s open forum was held to allow students affected by the accommodation mishap to voice their concerns.

Presided over by the warden, the forum was attended by Keble Bursar Roger Boden, Domestic Bursar Nick French, Senior Tutor Ali Rogers, and Welfare Fellow Nevsky Everett.

About 30 members of the Keble JCR were also present.

Noting the “considerable inconvenience” caused by the accommodation cock-up, Phillips said he was “mightily sorry”.

However, he added: “We had no time to consult [students about the best course of action], and I make no apology for not consulting.”

Students raised points about access, with one JCR member citing an email, dated 25th September, which explained: “In the circumstances we cannot accept as a compelling reason the fact that the only time you can be brought to College is at the weekend.”

Students also called for improved communication, noting the unclear emails sent five minutes before the college office closed during -1st week.

Phillips argued, that “the [college’s] motivation was good,” as they intended to communicate as quickly and clearly as possible, but acknowledged that there were still problems with the way in which information was distributed.

Questions were also raised about the temporary closure of the hall and the O’Reilly Theatre, which started last week and will end during the Easter Vacation.

Furthermore, there was discussion about college facilities, with MCR members being set to use JCR washing machines until the end of the month.

A third year at Keble told Cherwell: “Since I had already committed to coming back early, I had to sleep on friends’ floors for six nights.

“I had problems with storing my stuff as well, as my parents couldn’t take time off on the Thursday to help me move in.”

Another third-year student added: “The general feeling in college in the past has been the administration does not prioritise its undergraduate students.

“It was this discontent that meant the inconsiderate emails and delay in our return to college was disappointing, but not surprising, confirming what we’ve suspected all along.”

Gin and tonic’s history might leave you with a bitter taste

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A bitter mixer and a strong, pungent spirit: on paper, this drink isn’t the most attractive cocktail. It lacks the sweetness of other highballs (a drink with one mixer and one spirit) like a Cuba Libre or the complex preparation of an Old Fashioned, and yet, the Gin and Tonic has found itself the object of quixotry and a cult-like following.

I must confess a vested interest: gin and tonic has been my preferred drink for a few months. I have even found myself zesting an orange, buying red peppercorns and browsing the Fever Tree website.

I’ve got over it now, don’t worry: this week’s recipe has been a Tesco’s gin, stored in a water bottle with ‘Freddie’s gin’ scrawled across it, and a flat tonic.

But where has this seemingly odd partnership come from?

Gin and tonic’s ubiquity isn’t just down to our fascination with stylish consumables, it has a history of empire and disease.

Tonic is made when quinine, extracted from the bark of the cinchona tree, is dissolved in water, giving it that bitter taste. Quinine was, and still is, a medicine that treats malaria.

With the expansion of the British Empire into tropical regions came the risk of this disease. When the British took control of India in 1858, large numbers of troops were issued with quinine to combat malaria.

Today, we drink a less concentrated version of what was then, and is now, called ‘Indian tonic water’. To encourage his troops to drink this bitter and noisome medicine, one officer mixed it with Britain’s favourite spirit: gin. And thus, the G&T was born.

Unfortunately, it seems that our favourite tipple was a baby of colonialism. The production of quinine was mostly for agents of the Raj to keep them healthy; it acted as a crutch to the occupation.

This was true for most tropical colonies.

Nowadays, gin and tonic is as popular as ever. With the Office for National Statistics reintroducing gin into the basket of goods used to calculate inflation last year, gin and tonic continues to be supreme.

Well, that is until a new drink becomes fashionable. Whisky and soda anyone?

The Threepenny Opera Preview – ‘promises to be exhilarating’

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Bertolt Brecht’s The Threepenny Opera tells a story of power, transgression, chaos and crime, set in a larger-than-life East London. Macheath – otherwise known as Mack the Knife, London’s most notorious criminal – ends up marrying Polly Peachum, the daughter of Jonathan Jeremiah Peachum. But, because Mack is the boss of all London beggars, Mr. Peachum tries to get him arrested and hung for marrying Polly. It’s a fast-paced and energetic plot with the addition of a wonderful 7-piece band, and its cast sing their hearts out.

For the few scenes I witness, director Georgie Botham first introduces ‘Barbara Song’, a piece sung by Polly (Emelye Moulton) that announces her marriage to Mack the Knife (Eoghan McNelis). Moulton is incredibly animated: “You must keep your head screwed on and insist on going slow,” she sings knowingly, her voice rising above the band as she is, quite literally, lifted up by the chorus. Unlike previous adaptations, Moulton’s Polly is charismatic and arresting, a woman who seems both vulnerable and worldly-wise – Botham says: this is as much Polly’s story as it is Mack’s. ‘Barbara Song’ finishes with a belting peal of saxophone and Mrs. Peachum running to shove Polly and Mack apart. It is an abrupt, unexpected end to the scene. In The Threepenny Opera, things happen before you can process them, leaving you running to catch up.

Ella Tournes and Marcus Knight-Adams, as Mrs. and Mr. Peachum/Vixen respectively, are a wonderfully sassy double-act, drawing attention to themselves even when sat silently onstage. Tournes is particularly dynamic, stomping around in heels, whilst Knight-Adams switches between aggressive and disdainful, smoking atmospherically behind McNeils as the latter duets with the prostitute Jenny (Amelia Holt) outside a brothel. Set against the unusually quiet piano, McNelis and Holt’s voices command attention: “You bastard,” Holt glares at him, showing Jenny to be another pleasingly strong female character. McNelis’s Macheath is an archetypal villain, but avoids being two-dimensional: even in the small selection of scenes from the preview, he manages to convey a curious sadness. His and Holt’s ‘Pimp’s Ballad’ is springy but uncompromising, and the injection of a sudden flute solo only makes it all the stranger.

Taking place in a mythic version of East London, everything about SLAM Theatre’s production is stylised and exaggerated; even the black and white set is designed to feel as though it is spilling off the stage. The ‘Second Threepenny Finale’, starring Macheath and Mrs Peachum, is an anthem that speaks to the core of the play: “What keeps mankind alive?” is the question asked over and over again, the chorus united behind the singers as everyone roars “Mankind is kept alive by bestial acts!”. This is not your classical musical. Whilst it is not moralising, the themes speak to socialism and poverty, intending to entertain but also unsettle. As Botham explains: it is about risk, with the cast looking to provoke a reaction and explore the dangers of losing control. As the first production of Simon Stephens’s adaptation since the National’s in 2016, SLAM Theatre have an opportunity to re-interpret and re-create, and their Threepenny Opera promises to be exhilarating.

Brett Kavanaugh’s success is disgraceful

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Brett Kavanaugh has a well-evidenced history of misogyny. For this reason alone, US Senators should have disconfirmed him from the US Supreme Court.

One in three women worldwide have experienced sexual violence in their lifetime. This is, in large part, a consequence of cultural norms, tacit and explicit, that sanction the objectification of women. It is thus our moral obligation to do all we can to eradicate norms which constrain this recognition of humanity.

On September 27th, Dr. Christine Ford testified before the US Senate alleging that Kavanaugh, along with his friend Mark Judge, sexually assaulted her at a house party in 1982. After she did so, two others came forward: Julie Swetnick and Deborah Ramirez, the former of whom alleges that Kavanaugh and Judge attended a high school party where she was drugged and gangraped, the latter of whom was a peer of Kavanaugh’s at Yale who asserts that he displayed his penis in her face at the urging of friends.

With November’s elections set to remove the Republican majority in Congress, Donald Trump allowed a “limited” and “narrow” FBI investigation of these allegations lasting only one week: no evidence was found. On this basis, Senate Republicans claim that Kavanaugh’s nomination to the Supreme Court is justified. This claim is made in ignorance or, more likely, disgusting disregard towards well-evidenced facts.

In Kavanaugh’s high school yearbook, aside from claims of membership in numerous drinking clubs, there are several troubling references. First, Kavanaugh claims the status of “Renate alumnus,” the meaning of which is contextualized in the following poem from another student’s yearbook: “You need a date / And it’s getting late / So don’t hesitate / To call Renate,” a reference to a student at a nearby school. Then, there is mention of a “devil’s triangle”, slang for a sexual position involving two men and one woman. Kavanaugh denied this as his intended meaning in the most recent Senate hearing. He did the same for the mention of the word “boofed,” slang for the anal ingestion of drugs.

All of this might be dismissed as the immature musings of an teenage boy which do not accurately reflect the esteemed judge he has later become. However, the narrative continues. As a Yale undergraduate, Kavanaugh was a member of Delta Kappa Epsilon (DKE), a fraternity which was banned from campus in 2011 for chants of “No means yes, yes means anal.” Granted, Kavanaugh was a member twenty-six years earlier, in 1986. But, only a year before he joined, in 1985, members of DKE paraded a flag composed of stolen womens’ underwear around the Yale campus. Multiple reports from the time validate this narrative.

What can we conclude from this information, and why it is important? We can securely conclude that Kavanaugh, throughout his formative years at high school and university, was surrounded by and, at times, active in a culture of explicit misogyny. This is evidenced in his yearbook entries, as well as in his active membership in a fraternity with a public reputation for disrespecting women.

For the non-American reader, membership in an American fraternity is, almost by definition, active. Fraternities in the United States are closed organizations with selective membership, annual recruitment drives, and a set of social activities, such as house parties, which are limited to friends of members. Kavanaugh’s membership in DKE practically necessitates that he was an active participant in and contributor to its explicitly misogynistic culture.

There has been a common disregard displayed by members of both political parties towards these facts. We are, without any further investigation, able to conclude that a man up for nomination to interpret the United States constitution has been surrounded by and active in a culture which is in violation of one of its basic precepts: the basic equality of all people. Yet, the media, politicians, and the public are fixated on the veracity or lack thereof of accusations concerning the most extreme exemplification of his history.

Why isn’t a demonstrated respect for the basic equality of people accepted as a job requirement for interpreting the constitution? After all, Republicans and Democrats alike defend the document as one built on this premise. Liberals, and by that I mean classical liberals, of whom there are both Democrats and Republicans, defend it as the starting point for politics. Yet, both those defending Kavanaugh’s confirmation and those against it have failed to identify his history of misogyny as the basis for rejection from the Supreme Court. In doing so, they have failed us. We need to call them on it.

Break ups are never easy

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So long, farewell. The Oxford University Conservative Association has finally severed ties with its difficult relation, the Bullingdon Club. That elite drinking society has proved more and more troublesome for OUCA over the past year or so: the Buller’s repellent antics have even started to surpass the drunken drama of Port and Policy.

As of yesterday evening, the chinless wonders have been proscribed, excluded, dismissed. The party’s over. But didn’t it start to wrap up long ago? In three years of Bullingdon watching, I’ve noticed one consistent feature in the club: decline. Ever since David Cameron spent half his time in frontline politics running away from that infamous photo on the Christ Church steps, smarter poshos have stayed mindful of the choice between youthful exuberance and a decent career. Now, the membership has declined, Christ Church has told them to get lost and do the photoshoot elsewhere,and with Boris Johnson’s graceless exit from the Cabinet, the Bullingdon flame has finally been extinguished in government.

This colossus of the old Oxford is, today, an anaemic shadow of its former self. So what motivated OUCA to act now? Publicly, their president Ben Etty has given the copy-paste argument that they “have no place in the modern Conservative party”. Ah, the ‘modern Conservative party’, a tepid phrase rolled out by any Tory looking for a PR boost. Because despite the pretence of good intentions, the move was above all about ‘optics’.

At OUCA council on Wednesday evening, the President was more candid about his motivations, explaining “if there were another story in the national press it would be my face on it.” The committee suspended any semblance of fair play in the crusade to ban the Buller, giving negligible notice of the motion.

Speak to any young Tory in Oxford and it’s clear this high minded vote is intended to give OUCA an easy ride with publicity. But does anyone really think that banning a few filthy-rich troublemakers will transform OUCA into a quiet and benign political discussion group?

Of course not. Outrage and bangarang are the essence of the association, whose weekly and Port and Policy piss-up has provided this newspaper with an avalanche of sleaze stories over the years. My recent favourites include a white powdered punch-up at the King’s Arms, and the defacement of the Papal flag by an utterly sloshed committee member.

Many of us see the funny side of this, but there has been a far darker tinge to some stories. One which stayed with me most was the shocking news this year that half of the OUCA’s committee had complained about sexism and sexual harassment going unchallenged at society drinking events.

Endemic problems such as this have far deeper roots than the ossified Bullingdon Club, and the very DNA of the club needs alteration if any meaningful change is to come.

I suspect that before this year is out, some other scandal will likely have enveloped OUCA; my faint hope is that it will be a story we can laugh at rather than sorely lament.

As things stand, the risk this hope will be dashed is far too high. Current association bigwigs are taking the students of Oxford for fools if they think a token motion to ban the Bullingdon Club will serve as an adequate substitute.