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Bucking the trend and defying Britishness: a preview of STOP

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One of the latest articles about mental health on the BBC website declares that the number of people waiting for mental health treatment in Wales has doubled over the past six years. It is into this crisis, and more, that STOP will speak this summer.

The play proved to be something really special by causing a stir among Oxford University students after its run at the Burton Taylor Studio earlier this year. Now the show has been fully workshopped with Claude Michel-Schonberg (composer of Les Mis), the cast and team seek to pop the student bubble and assert the production in an industry where new musicals are struggling to make a meaningful impact. STOP explores the artless question: what happens if we simply stop, listen, and learn from each other?

Yet, when I sat watching the stripped-back rehearsal in a bare college boathouse, it struck me just how painfully relevant the script is; Annabel Mutale Reed, lyricist and writer, combines contemporary cultural references with sensitive but unashamed characterisation to tell the stories of Justin, Chloe, Martha and Lewis. Their overlapping stories, set to Leo Munby’s impossible score, uncover the reality of four different mental illnesses: alcoholism, bulimia, bipolar type 2, and panic disorder.

These important labels, however, might betray the universality of the experiences in the show. Producer, Naomi Chapman, assures me that the most endearing quality of STOP is that everyone can identify with the experiences of the characters, or may have seen them in others if not in themselves. By putting these stories under the spotlight, the writers seek to thwart the awkward Britishness surrounding conversation about mental health in a production that is altogether funny, exciting, and profoundly moving.

If the team play their cards right, this show is sure to “stop” people in their tracks and challenge a generation struggling to stay afloat in a world that just keeps on moving. I can’t wait to see how the show has developed on opening night later this week.

STOP will start its stint as the OUDS tour at the Pegasus Theatre on 28th/29th July 2017 before a full run at the Edinburgh Fringe, and a week at the Cockpit in London. For the performances in Oxford the team also invite you to workshops with the mental health charity SANE which will take place at 6:45pm both Friday and Saturday. For more information about how to book tickets go to: www.stopthemusical.com and www.facebook.com/stopmusical

We’ve all been mugged off for someone who looks better in a bikini

The first few days after a break up are hard. One minute you have someone waiting for you every night, ready to make you laugh and cry all at the same time. The next, they’re gone out of your life forever. Or at least until next summer, which is when ITV has confirmed the show will return. But in the meantime, Love Island, it’s over. And what will I do without you?

Well, for starters, let’s fill some time working out why I liked you so much in the first place. On the surface, Love Island is not a show that any reasonable person would have expected to have dominated Twitter, summer, and our emotional lives for two whole months, and finally to have broken ITV records, clocking up the channel’s biggest ever Monday night audience for the final episode. The concept is ludicrous: at the beginning of June, a bunch of aesthetically pleasing singletons were voluntarily imprisoned in a camera-filled Spanish villa, with nothing to entertain them but some seriously revealing swimwear and their own questionable conversational skills, to entertain the grateful public for an hour every night. The aim – to find love. The incentive – £50, 000. So far, so bizarre.

But, as the weeks went by, the show built on its 2016 success and began to attract a cult following, pulling in over a million viewers each night. All my friends were talking about it. My newsfeed was clogged with it. I tried to take an intellectual stand against trashy TV, to rise loftily above the masses jabbering about ‘cracking on’ and ‘muggy Mike’, and instead fill my evenings with long and improving books. I really tried.

But then, obviously, I started watching it. And, obviously, I enjoyed it. A lot. And I have spent the last few weeks asking myself why. So, as under-35s across the country crack open the Ben & Jerry’s and struggle to see a future without Love Island, this is what I have concluded. This is why Love Island gets me every time. And, I suspect, why it gets you.

Love Island takes two hugely successful television formats – competition and reality – and combines them. The result is that viewers get to enjoy the structure, purpose and tension of shows like The X Factor, and the human-interest stories offered by Made in Chelsea. So all those deeply enjoyable but utterly pointless conversations you get on reality TV shows, in which people discuss their feelings towards for each other at agonizing length, are given a real and vital purpose. Does Camilla actually have feelings for Craig, or is she just vulnerable after being dumped by Jonny? If she gets the answer wrong, she risks entering a relationship that will see her ‘dumped’ from the show, or lose the opportunity to start something that might take her all the way to the final. Never has that chat with your friends – you know, the one in the smoking area, when you analyze the pros and cons of your chirpse – felt so important.

True, the combination of the two formats does have it risks. The gamification of human emotion can seem absolutely ludicrous. People won’t just fall in love because some TV producers are telling them too, even with a £50,000 incentive. Except, of course – and this is the genius of the show – they will, because that’s exactly what happens in real life. In any given society, attractive individuals are constantly competing to find their most compatible partner. From the purpose of chivalry in Arthurian romance, through the driving force of every Jane Austen novel, right up to Bridget Jones and her ever disappointed mother, the never ending popularity of the ‘love plot’ tells us all we need to know about what society wants and expects from its individuals. Sure, most of our communities aren’t confined to a few thousand square feet of Spanish real estate, and yes, mostly our prizes come in the more abstract forms of social affirmation, security, and indeed, happiness, than £50, 000 in cash, but, fundamentally, the game is exactly the same.

Love Island is like real life on crack, and the producers never forgot this, proving fantastically adept at creating situations that mirrored the obstacles faced by real relationships. There was separation: see Dom breaking down after Jess was sent home, and tearfully assuring the cameras that they, ‘can send me on whatever dates they want to send me on’, he will remain true. Nawwww. There was temptation: after being separated into two villas and each given a new group of girls or guys, the couples were asked to decide whether to remain with their original partner, or opt for some new eye candy. Tearful reunions and frosty face offs followed. There was that photo: caught in a club by a well meaning friend, or glimpsed on a blurry snap story, that makes you doubt everything you thought you knew about someone, and on the show recreated through compromising photos from one villa slipped under the front door of the other.

In two surreal, vaguely misogynistic, and satisfyingly sunscreen fueled months, Love Island blasted its viewers through the highs and lows of twenty-first century relationships.

I still think it’s totally ludicrous. I still take issue with that balloon-popping, slut dropping competition, and, just, well, a lot of the weird stuff they say…

But I’ll be tuning back in next year with everyone else. I wouldn’t give up Love Island. Not while it plays our own lives back to us from a poolside in Majorca.

 

Simian Success, or Weird Monkey Movie?

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Why do people so rarely talk about how great the rebooted Planet of the Apes movies are? Rise and Dawn are two of the greatest, intelligently made blockbusters of recent times. Laymen and critics alike write them off as being ‘weird monkey movies’, but no film series so consistently combines earnest, character-driven drama with incredible spectacle quite like these modern day classics of the sci-fi genre. Do not underestimate the following statement: War for the Planet of the Apes is one of the best films of the year, and one of the best conclusions to one of the greatest cinematic trilogies in recent memory.

This review will make a lot less sense if you haven’t seen the other Apes movies in this series, so go back and watch those if you haven’t already. Seriously, they are brilliant. After Koba incited war between the apes and the humans in the last time out, Caesar finds himself here dealing with the fallout of a conflict he didn’t ask for, and finding out the far-reaching consequences every aspect of this conflict has on him and those he loves.

The trailers for this movie show an awful lot of propulsive, large-scale action sequences, and make it look like this film is going to be an out-and-out action thriller. While such sequences are certainly enormous and incredible, they’re not really the main focus of the movie. This is less a war movie than it is a prisoner-of-war movie, with most of the action in the second and third acts of the movie taking place in a monkey POW camp under the command of a brilliantly antagonistic Woody Harrelson as ‘The Colonel’. These sections are eerily reminiscent of The Bridge On The River Kwai, as Caesar’s confrontations with The Colonel crackle with an intensity that belies the fact that Andy Serkis, giving the performance of his career, is actually wearing a funky grey leotard.

The sombre, self-serious tone of the film would be somewhat alleviated without the incredible motion-capture techniques and CGI that turns these spandex-wearing actors into genuinely photo-realistic, emotionally convincing apes who carry the narrative. When Caesar emotes, you can see Andy Serkis in the performance; the apes never feel anything less than completely present and convincing. It’s astonishing how far this technology has come even since the first Apes film 6 years ago, and it’s somehow both enormously impressive within the film itself, while never distracting from the story.

The way the filmmakers revel in the moral complexities of war is what makes War for the Planet of the Apes so compelling. Caesar is a morally complex character, trying to find the right responses to impossible situations, and attempting to act virtuously even when motivated by guilt and revenge. Serkis’s performance is stellar, and the scenes he shares with Harrelson are of particular note, especially given that The Colonel is driven by a sympathetic backstory to some abhorrent actions. Elsewhere, Steve Zahn’s comic character ‘Bad Ape’ provides welcome relief from the almost overwhelming bleak intensity of the rest of the movie.

Trying to find flaws in this film is actually rather difficult; the only noticeable issue is Michael Giacchino’s score, which is mostly haunting and tense, but in a couple of places is overbearingly grim. Otherwise, everything from the writing to the performances, from the camerawork to the editing, is very clearly a product of a cohesive creative vision. After his incredible work on Dawn, director Matt Reeves has once again produced a stunning piece of cinema, managing to maintain a simmering intensity from the very first frame to the very final heartbreaking shot. His upcoming take on The Barman (a film with less monkey and more man, and unrelated to this franchise) promises to be well worth watching.

This is the third entry this trilogy deserved: equal parts exciting, heartbreaking, mesmerising and thought-provoking. It deserves your attention, it commands your respect, and it’ll stay with you long after the lights have come up.

Academic achievement is an important metric for admissions

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Before making an application to Oxford or Cambridge virtually all students are aware that in order to secure a place they will be expected to have attained some of the highest grades in the country.

So notorious is this focus on academic achievement in the admissions process that the Higher Education Policy Institute (HEPI) concluded last week that many students are put off applying to the UK’s elite universities, thereby limiting the effectiveness of university outreach programmes and hindering social mobility. This insistence on a strong academic record has resulted in a world of “snobbery and discrimination”, argues the report, which leads students to overlook any “systematic differences in teaching quality” between universities, and ultimately form an application based on their individual likelihood of securing a place.

What the report highlighted was the difficulty experienced by many universities in combating the perception of exclusivity which accompanies high entry requirements, whilst still insisting on a basic standard of entry needed to maintain both quality and reputation. This problem is further exacerbated if academic ability is seen as the product of previous educational opportunities, rather than naturally-endowed talent.

Yet the solution to perceptions of elitism at top universities cannot be a recalibration of focus away from academic merit. To do so not only exposes UK universities to renewed accusations of ‘dumbing-down’, but also, critically, it runs the risk of misleading applicants about the pressures they can expect to face as an undergraduate at an internationally-recognised institution. Study at Oxbridge is hard, and for the most part, attainment is assessed through pure academic achievement. It is only fair to prospective applicants that this reality is reflected in university admissions policy.

This is not to deny that the fearsome reputation of the much-mythologised Oxbridge admissions process is enough to deter some suitable students from applying. Professor Tim Blackman, the report’s author, certainly has a point that elite universities suffer from an ‘image problem’ – though he makes an unhelpful assertion that insistence on high academic standards amounts to snobbery. If anything, this only reinforces the false perception that access to an Oxbridge education is limited to those identified at a young age as conventionally clever, impeding the commendable efforts made by colleges to expand their outreach projects.

Blackman’s comments raise another issue. Clearly, from Oxbridge’s perspective, there is a problem in the way that elite universities are perceived, particularly by students who might not consider themselves suitable for study at places famed for their gruelling admissions processes. But the implication behind the HEPI’s report is that students looking to apply to elite universities instinctively avoid those with lower entry requirements, regardless of teaching quality or potential future career prospects.

If this is the case (and there is no reason to presuppose that it is – the nature of the UCAS admissions system encourages students to temper their ambitions with a more realistic ‘insurance’ choice), then perhaps a more constructive conclusion is that we must seek a different metric by which to judge the quality of educational institutions. Challenging the assumption that tougher entry requirements equate to a better overall education would encourage students to focus instead on the quality of teaching or the likelihood of obtaining a good degree – all the more important factors in a world where tuition fees look set to rise even further.

Undoubtedly, elite universities need to be honest about the effect that their high admissions expectations have on dissuading credible potential candidates. Equally, it is important to recognise that this results as much from individual confidence and disparities in external encouragement and assistance offered to students during the admissions process, as from the actual suitability of a student to study at Oxbridge.

No-one would suggest that current university outreach projects have been unsuccessful – in 2015, 20.3 per cent of undergraduate places at Oxford were filled by students from target schools identified by the university’s Access Agreement (schools with little or no tradition of sending students to Oxford). Still, there is considerable room for improvement.

There is scant evidence that reducing focus on academic achievement in admissions policies encourages a diversity of applications, but doing so runs the real risk of misleading students over the intensely academic environment at the UK’s world-class leading institutions.

Instead, the solution lies in inspiring confidence in students who might not otherwise consider making an application, not in misrepresenting to students what it is they are actually applying for.

Decolonising history, or obscuring reality?

In the Bengali intellectual Rabindranath Tagore’s penetrating poem ‘Africa’, the reader is instructed unambiguously to: “Stand in the dying light of advancing nightfall / At the door of despoiled Africa / And say, ‘Forgive, forgive-’”

This poem struck a particularly resonant chord with me upon reading it, as I realised the continent of Africa within this extraordinary poem unmistakeably stood in as a metaphor for the country in which I had purchased the tattered copy of Tagore’s poems, for the equivalent of £2.50 at a literary fair a few metres from a grubby, noisy flyover: the same country that Tagore and his distinguished family of cultural polymaths hailed from. The poem was an emphatic appeal to the Indian population at the turn of the century to forgive their British colonisers.

My initial experience of the city of Kolkata (formerly Calcutta, and onetime capital of British India) upon arrival in January was one of unequivocal shock – not least at my own instinctive response to the indiscriminate and dispassionate deprivation I saw. Day by day, as we drove in and out of the city centre, I found with alarm that my impulse to impose order – to have crumbling thoroughfares mended, to sluice the permanent layer of dust off the cafe awnings and spectral Banyan trees, to enforce laws which force drivers to stop at traffic lights – only grew. I found it initially impossible to accept the chaos and widespread penury as inextricable from the undeniable elegance and vibrancy of the city, and increasingly feared this was some relic from my country’s colonial past.

William Radice, senior lecturer in Bengali at the School of Oriental and African Studies University of London (SOAS), remarked in the introduction to my copy of Tagore’s poetry that when a Westerner attempts to write about India, their major obstacle will be that their habits of thought and methods of description will no longer fit the subject matter. As I attempted to record my thoughts and impressions each evening in the diary I kept, I found this was all too true. When put into contact with the barely controlled mayhem of Kolkata, none of my presuppositions about societal order held. I became increasingly aware of my own inescapable status as a Westerner in someone else’s country, with all the limitations of perspective and understanding that comes with this identity as an alien.

Yet, I was not only seeing India as a tourist, but as a citizen of the country that had governed India as a colony all too recently. I began to consider how we as a nation and as individuals can properly confront the frank reality of our homeland’s shameful history as an imperial oppressor, whilst also ensuring the weight of colonial guilt – something I felt acutely during my three months spent in West Bengal – does not disallow acceptance, and ultimately, progress.

Of course, education was historically reserved for wealthy white men, so institutions like Oxford were incontrovertibly funded at least in part by blood money from the British Empire. Oxford has made numerous well-documented attempts to erase traces of this lamentable imperial past, from making a non-European paper on the undergraduate History course compulsory, to controversially dropping former prime minister Indira Gandhi’s name from the Oxford India Centre for Sustainable Development, which was set up in 2013 with a £3 million grant from the Indian government. Yet, these efforts can seem futile, as controversies ranging from the poorly chosen name of a cocktail served at an Oxford Union reparations debate two years ago (the ‘Colonial Comeback’), to the bone of contention for the ongoing Rhodes Must Fall campaign, namely the omnipresence of British colonialist Cecil Rhodes, in both the scholarships he engendered and the effigy of him which stands in Oriel College, surface time and time again like a recurrent pestilence. The seriousness of the latter issue cannot be underestimated: the politician Rhodes once claimed that “the more of the world [the Anglo-Saxon race] inhabit, the better it is for the human race”. Inevitably, actions to counter these problems become more and more drastic, usually provoking the inexorable criticism of political correctness gone mad.

Clearly, studying white European history exclusively for an entire three-year degree and walking in the shadow of a statue of a white supremacist oppressor can be distressing and demoralising to minority students at Oxford, and risks invalidating entire swathes of the student body. Yet, I would take a middle-of-the-road position here, and argue that whilst many such efforts to counter these issues are almost always done with good intentions – the introduction of a non-European paper to the History curriculum in particular standing as a praiseworthy example of increasing efforts by the academic community at large to practise multiculturalism over assimilation, or worse, rarefied ethnocentrism – caution must be exercised to avoid entering into the dangerous exercise of papering over truth. A field as concerned with both the triumphs and disasters of the human race as History will rarely ever be neutral or impersonal, and an attempt to manipulate the facts, or the reality of an institution such as Oxford’s long history, into such a mould will seldom be successful.

In particular, I would suggest that whilst the recent efforts by colleges such as St. Peters and Balliol to replace ‘male, pale and stale’ portraits with images of notable female, gay, black and Asian figures are indubitably forward-thinking and inclusive in outlook, they do little more than contribute to the harmful practice of drawing a fictitious veil over history.

It is also arguably an act of cultural plundering to remove what are often fine examples of artwork from historical public forums. Instead, the University’s staff and students alike should aim to enrich and augment Oxford’s long history of producing distinguished individuals, adding to, rather than fallaciously replacing, images of noteworthy alumni and scholars.

I for one am proud to be attending in October, a university that has produced figures as varied as the homosexual poet W.H. Auden, to the pioneer of women’s rights in the Muslim world Benazir Bhutto. This diversity is wonderful, but in my view should be recognised alongside the far less variegated history that for so long prevailed, for the sake of honesty if nothing else.

Recognising the reality of Britain’s critical role in the systematic suppression of entire races across the globe can be a bitter pill to swallow, but it is only by proper acknowledgement of this past, as opposed to deliberate disavowal, that we can begin to invite forgiveness from the myriad nations we subjugated and plundered in the name of Empire over 450 odd years.

Tagore’s call upon India and other former colonies to “Forgive, forgive” is a compassionate one, and we can only hope his subsequent words ring true, that “In the midst of murderous insanity” these might be all civilisation’s “last, virtuous words”.

President Duterte calls Oxford “school for stupid people”

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Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte has described Oxford University as a “school for stupid people”.

The comments came after a study by Oxford academics found that Duterte paid 10 million pesos (approximately £150,000) for a social media campaign in which automated bots and humans used social media accounts to spread propaganda promoting Duterte and targeting his opponents.

Despite his criticism of the University, in a press conference Duterte admitted to the study’s allegations, saying: “I spent P10 million? Me? Maybe in the elections, in the elections, I spent more than that…They were all during the campaign.”

The President denied reports that he continued to employ an army of social media trolls, claiming: “I do not need to defend myself from attacks… I do not care if my ratings go up or down.”

However, the study found that hired social media manipulators have continued to “spread and amplify” messages in support of Duterte’s policies after he won the election.

This is not the first time Duterte’s comments have attracted controversy. In the past he called President Obama a “son of a whore” over suggestions the US president might challenge him on human rights issues. Duterte has a history of insulting American officials, having described US ambassador Phillip Goldberg as a “gay son of a bitch”.

Duterte has even attacked the Pope, despite the Philippines’ widespread Catholicism. In 2015 the President complained that during the Pope’s visit to the Philippines, traffic in Manilla was so awful it took five hours for him to get from his hotel to the airport. He went on to describe how he wanted to say to Francis: “Pope, son of a bitch, go home.”

Oxford University declined to comment.

My town and my gown: from the Land of Green Ginger to the Broad

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You will know about Hull for one of two reasons. Either you’ve always heard it to be a depressing blot on the map that contains nothing and no-one of note, or because it has become this year’s UK City of Culture (I have no idea what that means either). Those who have not heard of Hull are likely also to be caught saying things such as, “anything above the Thames is north to me”, whilst drinking their fifth glass of Bollinger.

I imagine the general consensus is that, of all the places on this great, green Earth, the two most violent opposites are Hull and Oxford. The north-south divide goes a long way to ensure this contrast, but, in reality, the two cities aren’t all so different.

Hull is really beautiful. Yes, I know what you’re thinking  but I’m not even joking. If you look past the almost iridescent shade of brown which constitutes the Humber, what you’ll find is an old town that could rival even Oxford. Sadly, the vast majority of Hull’s beautiful old architecture fell victim to the Blitz, but what remains in the Old Town are little pubs dating back to 1550, winding alleys of cobblestones, working men’s clubs, and, weirdly, Britain’s smallest window.

At the bottom of Whitefriargate (up here we say, “Whayte-fra-gerte”), you will find one such winding alley of cobblestones. Its name: Land of Green Ginger. Why? Quite literally no-one knows, but it is good fun. Not far from the Land of Green Ginger is the house of one of history’s most significant figures, William Wilberforce, who led the fight against the slave trade. It is true, Hull has seen fewer titans emerge than Oxford has, but thank goodness we don’t have to keep apologising for the antics of 27 Prime Ministers.

If there is a difference between Hull and Oxford, then I think it may well be our sense of pride. Even though I have been in town only fleetingly during the vacs, I can still feel a sense of pride in Hull, especially after we won the title ‘City of Culture’. It exists in the air, and with the people who live in the city. It comes from all the times that the people of Hull have had to stick together in the face of adversity: our men in the trenches, the Blitz spirit, the trawler men lost at sea, and now as an industrial Northern town past its days of peak economic utility. Despite anything that has come against Hull, it has pulled through with a sense of community. Can’t kill a cockroach, chortles the bloke with the Bollinger from earlier. To him I say, come tell that to all of us.

Guys, I’ve got a text! – Love Island comes to a close

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After 43 episodes and hours of viewing, season 3 of Love Island has, tragically, come to an end. What a rollercoaster it has been. Having initially begun watching the first episode as merely a post-Park End accompaniment to cheesy chips and garlic sauce, Love Island has mysteriously, inexplicably, become my must-see TV. The beauty of Kem and Chris’ bromance, Gabby’s ever-changing hairstyles, why Camilla insists on talking ever… so… slowly; all these issues have become daily conversations with my friends, acquaintances – even my mum has an opinion.

Now my dad and I have had many long battles regarding so-called ‘trash TV’, and Love Island is just about the trashiest of trashy (beaten by Naked Attraction). He and my brother claim this kind of show is a waste of time, a show about boring stupid people for boring stupid people, and by watching it I have put myself firmly in that category. This article, therefore, is serving both as a series review, and as a justification for all the secret Love Island fans out there. And don’t worry – before you think it’s all getting too serious, I’ve also included the top 5 Love Island 2017 moments down at the bottom. If you can’t be bothered with analysis, just scroll down.

Love Island is so not my type on paper. Whilst I love RuPaul, ANTM, Dating in the Dark, and Cupcake Wars (trust me, it’s amazing), I’ve never really been one for these kind of ‘social experiments’, essentially involving watching a group of people living normally… but for the fact that literally everything is filmed. The sex scenes still make me cringe, I’m not going to lie. But I’ve been drawn in by the relatability of the show. It’s like watching a post-A level Malia trip – a group of ‘lads’ and ‘gals’ are forced together by staying in the same hotel and eventually couple off. But with rather more attractive participants, and without excessive amounts of drink or drugs. In fact, the lack of alcohol in the villa is one of the things that makes this show great, elevating it above the vomit-fuelled excess of Geordie Shore. There are no doubts about consent (thank god), and no ugly drunken arguments. It lessens the feeling of exploitation sizeably when all the contestants are kept sober and get to live for weeks in a Mallorcan paradise with other very fit people.

The contestants themselves, of course, are much of the reason why this season is so watchable. Although naturally most have suffered some sort of backlash on social media at some point in the show, the length and quantity of episodes have meant that Montana, Chris, Kem, and Olivia have become intimate best friends rather than distanced subjects of snobby ridicule. The most successful people on the show, ironically, have defined themselves as individuals as well as as a couple. Being merely the other half of someone can only get you so far (spoilers – as seen by Alex’s departure from the house with Montana just last weekend), and isn’t that a good lesson in life? That you need to become your own person rather than merely a part of a pair?

However, we can’t ignore the aim of the game – love. And although some of the challenges are frankly ridiculous, and the idea of being forced to sleep in the same bed as a person you just met because they fancy you is like a heteronormative dystopian nightmare, there have been a wealth of adorable moments this series. Everyone can take tips from the various ways people have confessed their love for each other. Do you prefer a romantic treasure hunt, using your friends’ bodies to spell out ‘I <3 U’, listing the ten things you love the most about them, or simply whispering it to them in the middle of the night? The show doesn’t only spark debate about the role and time for sex in a relationship; it has also brought back the grand, if slightly cringey, emotional gesture. It’s the 21st century equivalent of John Cusack and his boombox or Heath Ledger dancing through the bleachers. Talking of which, Love Island’s soundtrack is banging. Genuinely, there are such great songs on that playlist.

Finally, as with Mel and Sue and the Great British Bake Off (RIP), it is the host that really brings this show together. No, not Caroline Flack. The voiceover guy, aka Scottish comedian Iain Stirling. Managing to combine a genuine enthusiasm for the show with constant ironic comments about how incredibly staged the show is, only he could make challenges like ‘Sausage Party’ or Smoothie Challenge anywhere near acceptable for viewing.

If all this careful and thoughtful analysis has so far not convinced you of the worthiness of this series, finally, I offer up this run-down of the official Cherwell Top Five Love Island moments of the season. It’ll be 100% your type on paper.

Top Five Moments

5. The Feminism-Meninism Row – If only Camilla had stayed away from Johnny from then on this would have made it so much higher in the list. Still, however, worthy of number 5.

4. ‘Muggy Mike’ – So. Many. Memes.

3. Jason StayThumbEnough said.

2. Little Bit Leave Itft. Blazin’ Squad’s Marcel, Kem and a single line from Chris.

  1. Cash Hughes – Everything about this was perfect. The name. Chris crying over the plastic doll whilst Liv looked on in shocked scorn. Chris muttering angrily about other couples’ failure to properly protect their plastic children from sun burn. The fact that Cash Hughes now has his own Twitter. All of it.

Homeless threatened with £2.5k fines by council

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Notices have been attached to piles of bags belonging to the homeless community in Oxford city centre, requiring the removal of “obstruction on any pavement […] that may constitute a hazard.”

Abandoned bags pose a hazard by blocking fire exits, according to Oxford’s Labour-run city council. The notices said prosecutions could follow if the bags were not removed.

Neo, a member of Oxford’s homeless community and a singer and songwriter said he had his possessions confiscated by the council and he now carries his possessions around in a trolley. Adding that: “Most of the stuff which was taken was stuff that the public donated… it’s a shame.”

Green Party councillor David Thomas said: “This move by the council is totally outrageous. There’s a perfectly good homeless hostel [Lucy Faithfull House] in the city centre that the council refuses to re-open, instead forcing men and women to sleep rough and keep their belongings safe the best way they can.”

Lucy Faithfull House shut in January 2016 after Oxfordshire County Council withdrew its annual £500,000 funding, after providing shelter to those with complex needs or substance misuse issues for 30 years. 

Thomas continued: “This is not the first time the council has used anti-social legislation to intimidate the homeless, but threatening them with fines and a criminal record for having nowhere else to sleep is a new low.”

The fines come as another blow to Oxford’s homeless community. Two homeless shelters Simon House, located on Paradise Street in Oxford, and Julian Housing, based in Oxford and Abingdon, are set to be decommissioned by April 2018.

The closures follow a £1.5m funding cut by the county council for homelessness services despite the growing number of individuals sleeping rough in Oxford.

BBC’s shameful pay gap and the need for quality

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One of Aaron Sorkin’s most underrated screenplay triumphs has been his three-season drama The Newsroom. Set behind the scenes of an American cable news show, it catalogues the workings, politics, and pitfalls of putting such a show together. In the way that it makes us think about the news we receive and how we receive it, it as every inch as hard-hitting as its better known older brother The West Wing.

One of the programme’s most fascinating exchanges comes when the lead anchor, the indefatigable Will McAvoy, is interviewing a leader of the Occupy Wall Street movement about the group’s various demands, before the pair eventually settle on discussing income inequality. McAvoy is accused of being overpaid. His response is that he, a leader in his field, is not overpaid. He is paid exactly what the market will bear, and what the marked demands.

You haven’t stumbled into an article in the Film & TV section, don’t worry. What the above episode illustrates, albeit perhaps clumsily, is that when we talk of professionals – bankers, musicians, politicians, newsreaders – being overpaid, there must be more nuance than the amount of working hours put into a job. That’s why I was surprised by the recently released BBC figures, and not for the reason I sense most people were.

In an effort to renew its royal charter, the BBC this week published a list of all of its ‘on-screen talent’ who earn more that £150,000, and two issues arose. The first is in the amount that household names such as Huw Edwards and Chris Evans are paid, and the second was in what appeared to be quite a large – indeed, an outrageous – gender pay gap.

On the gender gap, the headline is shameful: each of the BBC’s top 7 earners is a man, and just a third of the top 96 earners were women. And when we look at the names that were excluded from the list, for example Emily Maitliss, whose Newsnight co-anchor did feature with a salary of £299,000, a real problem begins to emerge. The BBC has a duty as both an industry leader and a public institution in all senses of the word to be at the forefront of solving the celebrity gender pay disparity.

And the easiest thing about this is that there is not a question of meritocracy – the BBC does not need to positively discriminate in favour of women (whether or not we think it should is a different matter). The salient point is that women like Maitliss already have the positions that could command vast sums of money, and yet are being denied full compensation.

The connected point, however, is this. Many have claimed that in order to fund these fairer salaries for women in the industry, male stars should be asked to take a pay cut. First of all, I think that sweeps the issue under the carpet. If a male star is being paid the ‘correct amount’ to begin with, an assumption I know, then any effort to equalise by bringing his salary down will be purely symbolic. It will lead to a BBC that is uncompetitive and where meritocracy is pushed aside in the interest of empty gestures. Anyone who is underpaid might want those around them to be paid less, and they might even be happier earning a negligibly higher amount, but most likely they will want to be paid exactly what those being paid the correct amount for years have been earning. Why? Because a decision was obviously made that John Humphrys’ presence on the Today programme was worth about £600,000. Now anyone doing the same job for less money than this, man or woman, is within our context underpaid.

On the amounts themselves, many will say that for those who work at the BBC, and are perhaps, being paid through the license fee, to be considered civil servants, the salaries are inflated. Yet when we look at reports of what ITV and Sky pay their talent, this is simply not the case – the salaries are, broadly speaking, similar (though exact figures in the private sector are unconfirmed). Why should Huw Edwards, probably the most-watched anchor in the country, be expected to take a pay-hit for working in the public sector. Is there any other field where we would expect someone at the top of their game to make such a compromise?

Oh, but if he wants the money he should move across to the private sector.

And so the BBC, paid for by license fee money, ceases to be a hub of excellence and begins to be a training ground for those moving on when it becomes viable. It becomes second rate because anyone who is good knows they can make a bigger buck elsewhere.

The BBC should solve its gender pay gap with deliberate speed. But it should not forget that, as well as being a publicly-funded organisation, it is also a national and international institution that has the duty to be an industry leader in quality as well.