Imperial College, London A guide entitled “how to play responsibly with freshers” advocates locking them in a lecture theatre and drenching them with beer using Super Soakers. Other tips include abandoning male freshers on Hampstead Heath wearing gold thongs. Spokesmen for the University declined to comment, but a representative from the Student Union was officially ‘shocked,’ adding that ‘nasty things could happen, especially on Hampstead Heath’. No naked freshers have been seen with Ron Davies.ARCHIVE: 0th Week MT2003
