Cat-nappedMolly, Pembroke’s latest feline friend, has had to be replaced after a short term of office. The position of ‘Pembroke Cat’, considered in professional circles to be one of the toughest in Britain, has a chequered history with regards kidnapping and involuntary descent from Tom Tower. Although some wags have blamed Molly’s disappearance upon the Axis of Evil, Pembroke JCR President Sian Hickson asserts that she was “kidnapped by Oriel over the summer.” Little love was lost for Molly however, and JCR affections have immediately transfered to the new cat. “We might call him ‘Tinky’”, said Hickson.
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