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Oriel liberation officers referendum saga continues

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A referendum to introduce three new liberation officer positions within Oriel JCR has been delayed due to problems with the college online voting service BallotBin.

In the referendum, the JCR proposes to introduce three new positions to the JCR Committee including a Women’s Officer, BME Officer and Disabilities Officer.

Hustings for the referendum took place on Sunday at a two-hour JCR meeting, although Section 11(b) of the Oriel JCR constitution declares that, “Hustings must be held no more than three full days before polling.”

According to the motion, JCR members will be encouraged only to vote in those elections if they self-identify with the liberation group that each Officer would represent, for each of the Officer positions introduced. The Proposition felt that Officers are there to represent their liberation groups in College and that it would be only fair if each respective liberation group gets to decide who will be their officer.

However, issues have been raised within the JCR as to the wording of the referendum. In particular, the opposition has found that this motion, worded as one referendum rather than several separate referenda for three new roles, to be problematic and limiting in that it disallows for a student to disagree with parts of the referendum.

In addition, the voting rights proposed would not be inclusive for other college members where they are not actively encouraged to vote someone into a position that has a voting right within the JCR committee.

Concern was also raised by the opposition at the ‘fully-elected’ nature of the roles, meaning a poll would be taken online rather than in person at a JCR open meeting, which is referred to as ‘semi-elected’. However, JCR President Kate Welsh defended the nature of the online elections, arguing that they preserved anonymity for self-identifying members of the liberation groups concerned.

James Power, a second-year Computer Science and Philosophy student and designated opposition speaker, told Cherwell, “I am glad that Kate, our JCR President, has brought this referendum. It shows that Oriel is engaging with and beginning to start a positive process to further represent minority groups on our JCR committee. Sometimes I think people are quick to judge you and call you out for opposing a motion like this. But really, I, along with Kate, want to make Oriel a more inclusive place and it’s great that we can have a frank, honest and open discussion about the best way in which to do this.”

Semi-elected LGBTQ Rep of Oriel, Elliot Parrott, told Cherwell, “I was happy to notice the explicit inclusion of mental health problems and learning difficulties under the remit of the Disabilities Officer, as these problems are often not acknowledged or treated as ‘real disabilities’.”

Parrott added, “I was disappointed but unsurprised to hear the majority of complaints coming from people for whom these roles would likely be irrelevant – though of course it is impossible to tell how someone identifies with regards to race, gender or disability just by looking at them.”

The proposition noted that it is impossible to sufficiently represent every minority group, gender or disability on the JCR Committee. However, having one Equal Opportunities Rep was inadequate when attempting to create an inclusive and representative committee that represents the student body.

As a result, the replacement of this position with multiple officer positions will aim to enable the College to recognise the diversity within the liberation groups that they represent in a way that the proposition claims one Equal Opportunities Rep fails to do.

Parrott commented, “Oriel – the last Oxford college to admit women as undergraduates, the home of the infamous statue of Cecil Rhodes, and a college with virtually no accessible accommodation and very few accessible teaching rooms – has been behind the times for too long now, and I hope that the addition of a Women’s Officer, BME Officer, and Disabilities Officer (as well as the semi-elected role of LGBTQ Rep being upgraded to a fully elected LGBTQ Officer) will help the college become a more welcoming place for all of its students.”

The referendum has since been confirmed as taking place on Friday.

Live Review: Keston Cobblers’ Club

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Sometimes a little bit of jolty folk is just the ticket. An hour before they’re due onstage at the Bullingdon just down the road, Kent five-piece Keston Cobblers Club take to the stage in Oxford’s finest record treasure trove, Truck Store. Or, rather, they tuck themselves into the corner without mics and stomp and laugh their way through a short, sweet and very cosy set of acoustic numbers.

Laden with a limited drum kit (read: a sole snare), acoustic guitar and ukulele, the band could have been any ramshackle group of musicians pushed into this civilised setting of sofas and coffees amongst stacks of vinyl. But their somewhat alternative instrumentation adds an unforeseen flair: bass lines are taken up not by a typical string bass, but by tuba-playing Bethan Ecclestone, adding a depth and surprising bounciness to their buoyant, swelling folk-pop.

Covering Paul Simon’s ‘Graceland’ is a modern nod towards the folk tradition of sharing and re-playing songs. Sibling singers Matt and Julia Lowe’s harmonies burst through one another’s melody lines on this track, and castanets begin to get a-thumping.

Latest single ‘Win Again’ closes the set. Its lush syncopated vocal lines lead up to the dramatic, if slightly obvious, compound of ‘oohs’ as the harmonies now become four-part and really take centre stage. The close proximity yet stark deftness of these vocals is not to be messed with.

Brightly coloured children’s bells set next to a pineapple-shaped maraca highlight the crux of this band’s charm:  yes, their folk-pop is easily-listenable, with catchy riffs and gorgeous swooping melodies. But they’re a folk band – they play music for fun. And through this pounding percussion and these raucous tunes, Keston Cobblers Club take the Oxford crowd far away from the corner of a record shop on a rainy November evening, and back to the Kentish tavern and the local fiddler-come-cobbler from whom the band get their truly folksy name. 

Bodleian acquires lost Shelley poem

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The Bodleian Libraries have bought a lost poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley, marking their 12 millionth book.

The poem was published in 1811 when Shelley was in his first year at Oxford, but remained lost until 2006. This is the only copy of the poem in existence and was written shortly before he was expelled from Oxford.

The 20-page pamphlet entitled ‘Poetical Essay on the Existing State of Things’ contains a 10-page poem of 172 lines with both a preface and notes from the author himself. This pamphlet, which was printed by stationers on Oxford High Street over 200 years ago, will also be available online for free for the public.

The poem begins: “Destruction marks thee! o’er the blood-stain’d heath/ Is faintly borne the stifled wail of death;/ Millions to fight compell’d, to fight or die/ In mangled heaps on War’s red altar lie.” It goes on to address issues of the dysfunctional political institutions, the global impact of war and the abuse of the press.

After the copy of the pamphlet was rediscovered, having believed to have been lost to fire, a London book dealer held possession of it until the Bodleian acquired it. Richard Ovenden, Bodley’s Librarian, announced this news at the Weston Library on Tuesday evening. The actress and political activist Vanessa Redgrave read its preface, while Oxford students read the poem itself.

The price of the pamphlet remains confidential, but Cherwell understands it was purchased with the support of a benefactor.

Ovenden said, “The mission of a great library like the Bodleian is to preserve and manage its collections for the benefit of scholarship and to put knowledge into the hands of readers of all kinds. Through acquiring our 12 millionth book, ‘Poetical Essay on the Existing State of Things,’ we will be preserving this remarkable work for ever, and making available online a lost work by one of the greatest poets of all time. We are extremely grateful to the generous donors who made this acquisition and our website possible.”

Michael Rossington, Professor of Romantic Literature at the University of Newcastle stated, “This is a tremendously exciting moment. This substantial poem has been known about for years but as far as we know it hasn’t been read by any Shelley biographers or scholars since it was composed, and people are intrigued to find out exactly what it’s about. The poem is very interesting because it marks a new stage in Shelley’s development as a poet, revealing his early interest in the big issues of his day and his belief that poetry can be used to alter public opinion and effect change.”

Vanessa Redgrave CBE, said “I first read Shelley’s ‘The Masque of Anarchy’ when I was very young. He is intoxicating to read. His words transport you. I’m thrilled that, thanks to the Bodleian and its generous donors, this long lost poem of Shelley’s can be studied by students all over the world.”

The poem was written in response to Britain’s involvement in the Napoleonic Wars and in support of Irish journalist Peter Finnerty, who was accused of libel by the government and was imprisoned after criticising British military operations.

In the same year as writing this poem, he was expelled from Oxford after refusing to deny he had written a pamphlet called ‘The Necessity of Atheism’.

In Ovenden’s speech on Tuesday evening, he also said, “Our 12 millionth book was thought lost for 200 years. It was written by Percy Bysshe Shelley, an Oxford undergraduate, a twenty year-old who had already, somewhat precociously, been published as a novelist and poet.

“Although from a privileged background, he held strong moral principles like political freedom, the freedom of the press, the horrors of war, and the injustices that war and tyranny bring to the lives of ordinary people. His views on religion were radical enough to get him thrown out of Oxford. This young, passionate, brilliant undergraduate took the manuscripts of his latest poem a few hundred yards up the High Street from his college rooms at Univ to the printing firm Munday and Slatter, where it was printed and placed in their shop window.

“All of this transpired in the spring of 1811, a few short weeks before Shelley would be expelled from his college and from his university – and the stock of this book lost – probably through an act of deliberate destruction.

“This young man would however, rise above these misfortunes and become one of the most famous and influential poets of all time, one whose work is still studied, read, enjoyed and which remains a source of inspiration today.”

The poem will be on display at the Weston Library until 23 December, the online version is available at poeticalessay.bodleian.ox.ac.uk.

Live Review: Declan Zapala

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If, like me, you hail from Watford and you discover the town has produced something beautiful, YOU.GRAB.HOLD.OF.IT. I’ve been raving about The Staves for months, less so about Vinnie Jones, Geri Halliwell and Elton. But now I can proudly add Declan Zapala to my list of home-town gems, especially since I later discover he attended my school. Zapala entertained a small crowd in the recently opened Attico Art Gallery, promoting his new album Awakenings and his performance was as visual as it was auditory. His guitar was caressed either brazenly like a sitar or tenderly like a new-born baby, depending on which angle afforded the best sound. In fact Zapala transforms the instrument beyond a guitar: his dexterity produces an entire percussion base and even a double bass such as in the song ‘Broken Rhapsody’ by loosening the strings mid-song. On the percussive guitar spectrum, with Rodrgo y Gabriela and Ben Howard at either stylistic extreme, I would place Zapala midway. He’s a solo artist, but not a singer/songwriter, and whilst his rhythm is more energetic and less mellow than Howard, the frenetic, carnival-esque fury of the Mexican duo is simply alien to the charming, lilting tributes of Zapala to his family. In fact his mother was in the audience, and the song ‘Philomena’ is dedicated to her. Glancing at her during this enchanting song, I could tell something special and personal was being communicated.

After uploading ‘Crystal’ to YouTube, Zapala was launched, and for good reason. Performed live with fierce energy, the guitar itself was in motion, every string blurred with vibration whilst the lower guitar body was intricately drummed. The beginning is like something gothic from the A Series of Unfortunate Events soundtrack, but then four minutes in, it gets super dynamic. Zapala said that The Selfish Gene inspired Crystals with questions like ‘What is life?’ and the miracle of atomic particles interpreted through percussive guitar. Throughout the evening, Zapala would warmly discuss his music, also taking the opportunity to remind us that we were on Watford High Street. Well, geographically yes, but musically we couldn’t be further. Whisked away to his locations of inspiration, we enjoyed the music of Turkish goat herders, Irish folk ballads and Spanish serenades. Zapala’s influences are both unusual and popular; Carlo Domeniconi, Eric Roche and Led Zeppelin to name a few, but the Classical element is also important. The album includes guitar renditions of Bach’s cello suite and prelude.

Innuendoes featuring lube and floppy microphones aside, I could have been attending a prosecco-fuelled mindfulness class. Nothing short of mesmerising, Zapala’s is the kind of music which releases your thoughts, particularly in ‘Sleeping Gently’ – a song written for his nephew – with the pitter-patter plucking evoking raindrops. I wonder several things: how his hands aren’t bruised…how I could possibly be in Watford…how I could write up such a unique performance… There is an incredible intelligence, strength and concentration to Zapala. Definitely worth a listen!

Interview: The Cribs at the O2 Academy

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In a nondescript dressing room backstage at the O2 Academy, Ryan Jarman, guitarist of Wakefield trio The Cribs, tells me the story of the  band since their first show in Oxford  11 years ago.

Then, the three Jarmans, Ryan, twin Gary and younger brother Ross,  were touring relentlessly following the release of their raw and self-produced eponymous debut . They often played for free or multiple times a night in tiny venues, to hone their act and raise their profile. But Ryan is far from nostalgic for those early days, happy to move on to bigger and better things. “We’ve already had that intimacy”, he tells me.

Now, the band are playing in support of their sixth record, For All My Sisters. This is the first release following their move to Sony from the independent Wichita Recordings. “I feel like our relationship had changed a little”, Jarman explains, though alas without further elaboration . But it’s been a very positive move, he tells me.  “Because we’ve been around for so long, they know what band they’re getting, so we’re kind of more independent than before”.

More than just the label has changed since those early days. Though Ross has remained in Wakefield (where a plaque commemorates the city’s most famous musical sons), Ryan now lives in New York and Gary is based in Portland, Oregon. Ryan sees this as broadening the band’s musical horizons. “If we all still lived together, we’d have a lack of inspiration. Now we’re all very different people, who bring different things to the table.” Indeed, Ryan delights in telling me about his projects outside of The Cribs, including forming a band with his American wife as well as collaborating with Julian Casablancas of The Strokes.

But it’s not all different on this album for The Cribs. Jarman tells me how it represents something of a return to an earlier sound.  The band’s third album, Men’s Needs, Women’s Needs, Whatever, progressed from their initial lo-fi offerings (being slickly produced by Alex Kapranos of Franz Ferdinand) and  propelled them into the realm of critical and commercial success. Subsequently, ex-The Smiths and Modest Mouse guitarist Johnny Marr joined the band from 2008 to 2011. “Once that record came out, Johnny joined the band and that took us in a different direction. Then Johnny left, and that sent us off in another completely different direction”. Thus, whereas Jarman describes their previous release, In the Belly of the Brazen Bull, as “dark, heavy and sprawling”, he sees their newest record as “a bit more stripped back, a bit simpler, a bit poppier” – the follow-up to Men’s Needs… that never was.

Out on stage, Esper Scout and The Wytches warm up the crowd with a punchy style clearly influenced by heavy listening to The Cribs in their formative years (“It makes us feel old”, Jarman had told me earlier). However, they received a fairly lukewarm reception from a crowd clearly full of ardent fans awaiting their heroes. Jarman had told me they ” try to keep it as interesting as possible… we do everything to make sure this doesn’t feel like a job” by avoiding endless repetition of setlists and trying to focus on newer material. Though, of course, this is hard to balance against the demands of a crowd yearning  for the hits. Indeed, their efforts to rest fan favourite Another Number earlier in this tour were curtailed when the crowd  began to sing the characteristic riff as they attempted another song.

The band’s 90 minute set was well-received by the energetic and engaged crowd, who went wild for classics such as “Hey Scenesters” and “Mirror Kissers”, and rapidly warmed to the diverse introductions from the new album, including the catchy “Burning for No One”, the Weezer-esque “An Ivory Hand” (the album is produced by Ric Ocasek, who worked on Weezer’s Blue album) and the swirling, mesmeric “Pink Snow”,  which ended their sweaty set.

The Cribs are a remarkable band. They’ve released six albums that are each unique and special in their own way, yet they’re able to deftly blend choice pickings from each together to create a phenomenal live set. From the performance given tonight, and the bubbling enthusiasm of the Jarman brothers for their music and their fans, it’s clear this will continue for many years and albums to come. 

When the World is Not Enough

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We meet again. Bond is back, and with him a flurry of advertisements starring Daniel Craig’s chiselled physique, seductive snarl, and icy blue gaze. From Omega watches (‘James Bond’s Choice’) to Champagne Bollinger (‘the champagne of James Bond’) and Belvedre Vodka (imaginatively, ‘An excellent choice, Mr Bond’), one only has to flip through the pages of GQ, or even walk down the street, to see the actor Craig – and the fictional character associated with him – endorse product after product.

Of course, when it comes to Bond, there’s a distinct element of British pride, and our nation’s slight infatuation with the cool, slick character to take into account. Bond is beyond our aspirations; playing, one suspects, a large role in the fact that his character can slide out of the most improbable situations with not a sniff from film critics, and waltz, martini in hand, away from allegations from Craig himself that the spy is ‘actually a misogynist’. The large brands using Craig as their poster boy seem perfectly comfortable with extending our desire to emulate Bond to a fixation with Craig; and herein lies the crux of the issue – is celebrity endorsement; be the celebrity existent or invented – good for the fashion industry?

Celebrity culture is rife. The late 1990s and early noughties saw our obsession with the upper echelon of pop society: the beautiful; the wealthy; the talented, soar. Before the launch of celebrity perfumes, handbags and makeup lines, the major fashion houses dominated sales. Now, although undoubtedly less respected, and often, much cheaper, the shelves in department stores are crammed with bottles and jars plastered with the faces of Kardashians, One Direction and Nicki Minaj. It’s true that many of these endorsed products are, in reality, owned by the companies from which we might suspect the singers and reality TV stars to be taking profit – Nicki Minaj’s range, for example, is manufactured by Elizabeth Arden. Inescapable, however, is the fact that by essentially killing two birds with one stone, the production of these commodities, and associated advertising campaigns, transform singers, actors and footballers into conglomerates with fingers in too many pies.

By using a celebrity to endorse anything; be it a bag, a foundation, or a bottle of vodka, the associations and experiences of that celebrity intrinsically become part of the campaign. For many brands, this is only a good thing. Daniel Craig wears an Omega watch? Bond wears an Omega watch. If you buy an Omega watch, the world’s most beautiful women will fall at your feet (and, you know, you might get to shoot a gun). Gwyneth Paltrow wears Boss Ma Vie? Boss Ma Vie must be the elixir of life. Smell like Gwynnie, get Gwynnie’s legs. And so the list goes on. Calvin Klein jeans, the brand that discovered 18-year-old Kate Moss (or certainly boosted her dizzying rise to fame), has recently chucked the real models, opting for David Beckham, Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner, to name a few. Jenner’s own status as a model-cum-celebrity, ranking her among the likes of Cara Delevinge, Gigi Hadid, and the supers of the early 90s, place her without question in a different league; one obscenely elevated from their modelling peers.   

For, as model and actress Isabella Rossellini explains, ‘it’s the celebrity that gives them the longevity. Most models start working less at 30, and then by the time they are 35 it’s over completely.’ Magazine covers; adverts; major campaigns – the celebrities and the models are embroiled in a battle to the death, and the celebrities are winning. Gone are the days when endless legs and a pretty face might land you a contract; can you sing? Can you act? Bookings Model agency concedes ‘It’s all about celebrity culture these days’, echoing a recent Cindy Crawford interview, in which the super model claimed the ‘modelling heyday’ of the 1990s to be ‘over’.

American Vogue editor Anna Wintour was widely criticised for her Kimye cover, with many claiming that by shifting the focus of the magazine from couture to Kardashian, Condé Naste had lost integrity. But Wintour’s ever-savvy approach was unquestionably a reaction to something we all knew anyway – the market has spoken, and the market wants celebs. Now, was that martini shaken, or stirred? 

Canal Coating

Fur, feathers, fabulousness; welcome to winter.

Photography: Mark Barclay

Styling: Emily Pritchard

Artistic Direction: Emmanuelle Soffe

Models: Elena Zanchini, Andrea Sisko, Hannah Cassens Marshall

Location: Jericho Canal

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Andrea wears Ostrich Feather Jacket, Stylist’s Own. Andrea wears Bohemian Peacock Coat, Story of Lola. Hannah wears Silk Kimono, Stylist’s Own.

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Elena wears Faux Fur Coat (just seen), Urban Decay. Andrea wears Wool Cape and Suede Mittens, both New Look. Hannah wears Coat, Elena’s Own, and Faux Fur Scarf, as before.

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Andrea wears Cape and Mittens, as before. Cashmere Scarf, Marks and Spencer.

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Metallic Backpack, Topshop. Silver Boots, Handmade by Model.

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Andrea wears Scuba Jacket, Topshop. 

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Watch, Model’s Own.

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Faux Fur Coat, Urban Decay.

 

 

A view from the cheap seat

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“Oh that this too edgy episode could blunt… that it should come to this just three episodes in” 

A fragment from the first folio entitled ‘A View From the Cheap Seat’

 

Productions featured in this week’s episode…

 

Spring Awakening: Wednesday to Saturday, Sixth Week, Keble O’reilly, 7:30

https://www.facebook.com/Spring-Awakening-at-the-Keble-OReilly-18th-21st-November-2015-914453848592415/?fref=ts

Dart:Wednesday to Saturday, Sixth Week, BT, 9:30

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On brunch

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“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well,” Virginia Woolf tells us, “if one has not dined well.” Cutting to the truth of the matter as ever, Woolf nevertheless gives me cause to quibble. The formal, candle-lit, smartly-dressed connotations of ‘dining’ are smugly satisfactory in their own way, but dinner is not the meal through which we can really achieve the balanced fulfilment Woolf envisions. 

Dinner marks the closing of the day; there’s no new hope in it. Once one has settled down to dinner, one resigns any right to carpe diem – one instead seizes the carp and tucks in. Its communal ideal is what we find in Woolf’s To The Lighthouse: “Some change at once went through them all, as if this had really happened, and they were all conscious of making a party together in a hollow, on an island.” The rich food of dinner time ties us to sleep and to each other.

I could say a great deal about lunch, but little of it would be complimentary. It has always struck me as the most difficult of meals, coming as it does in forms as varied as a sandwich wrapped in cling fi lm or a steak with all the trimmings. What is lunch? I leave this dilemma to other pens.

Breakfast is, of course, the most important meal of the day. All my worst days begin with a bad breakfast. It is the meal that promises a whole new day ahead, and it must be attended to with care. But breakfast taken alone at an early hour can feel perfunctory. The truest unification of reinvigoration, communality, and inspiration comes in breakfast’s sexy younger brother, brunch.

First suggested by Guy Beringer in 1895, brunch is the perfect solution to finding breakfast too light and lunch too heavy. It brings people together but it also provides the individual with a way to recharge and regain confidence for the week ahead.

I learnt the craft of brunch at home. I have memorised the recipe for American pancakes, and found the perfect time to boil eggs. My father rises early on the weekends for a bike ride and by the time he returns my mother and I are wandering the ground floor in our dressing gowns. We make eggs with cheese and spinach, coffee is poured, and the three of us eat together at the oversized dining table. We delight in it more than any other meal, buying treats to go with it like smoked salmon or brioche.

When friends visit, we lose all sense of proportion and ridiculously over-cater. Some of my most vivid childhood memories involve laying the table for a huge eight-person brunch. In the kitchen, the adults would battle spitting fat to produce bowls of bacon and sausages. A basket of pains au chocolat was passed around. These could last past midday and even require a refill of the large cafetière, but we were still left with the entire afternoon to dispose of as we pleased.

In brunch, time does not exist in the same way that it does elsewhere. It glides on in measures of “one more coffee” rather than minutes. There is no strain to achieve in brunch. Satisfaction is reached through the completion of a crossword with friends, or the slant of the sun through the window, or the discovery that there are indeed more hash browns. At Somerville, brunch is served for twice as long as any other meal; the concept of midday becomes so elastic that it can be spread to cover several hours of reading, talking, eating, and drinking.

Going ‘out’ for brunch is, I grant you, a different experience. But what it loses in affordability and homeliness, it makes up for in luxury. Breakfast foods are among the easiest to prepare, but there are certain things that I will never have the inclination nor the imagination to produce. Professionally made French toast or eggs Benedict are a gift worth paying for. 

In this setting, the natural community feel which comes from brunch at home or college is put under strain. Instead it is replaced by an air of celebration. This is a tool to be used as frequently as possible. I have comforted old friends in hard and hungover times by taking them out for a reassuring full English. I have forged new connections through a mutual appreciation of eggs Royale. I have been for countless birthday brunches in London and Winchester and Portsmouth, each of them with a group of people I want to see happy and well-fed.

Brunch is not just a meal, it is an experience. At over 100 years old, it is still relatively novel to us, and to some is still appears unnecessary. This is precisely the point. I do not need brunch, but its very uselessness removes any pressure on the meal. Instead, one can relax, refresh, and enjoy.

Home or Roam: Glasgow, a cultural mecca?

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As an Oxford student with an accent, I am frequently asked upon meeting people, “So, where are you from?” To this blunt query I have three possible answers: Somerville College, if I’m feeling sarky; Scotland, if I want them to like me; and Glasgow; if I don’t. To say that Glasgow’s got a slightly different reputation to the rest of Scotland is an understatement. The latter seems invoke for most Southerners a magical, Macbethian world of castles and ceilidhs and Glenfiddich and faeries, the former a gritty city full of tracksuited Buckfast drinkers committing knife crimes all over the place (while teenage and pregnant). Though it may be true that Glasgow is very different to the rest of Scotland, these reputations are, somewhat, unfair. Trainspotting was, as any indignant Wegie will tell you, set in Edinburgh, and though they may have their fancy castle, it’s Glasgow that has the culture.

Described by Vice as “a paradise,” and not just because of the cheap and abundant drugs, Glasgow is not-so-secretly a cultural hive. With one of the best and most beautiful art schools in Europe and more hipstery music and theatre venues than lamp posts, there’s always fifteen things you could be doing right now, and they’re all less than twenty minutes away on the genuinely excellent bus system or adorably miniature one-line underground system. You can seek out cool house, electronic and techno club nights in semi-refurbished warehouse and train arches if that’s your thing (the latter even has a FunktionOne soundsystem), or you can down one pound Jaegerbombs to the sounds of the Sugababes in one of Glasgow’s many LGBTQ+ or friendly clubs. 

Whether you take your tea with scones or shisha, party White Lightning or White Russians, eat veal or vegan, you’ll always find your fix. I’m not exaggerating – the Willow Tea Rooms on Buchanan, the main shopping street, let you enjoy high tea in the beautifully preserved rooms designed by the internationally renowned Art Deco architect Charles Rennie MacIntosh. Tchai-Ovna serves over 100 types of tea and offers hookah pipes for rent. Although voted Britain’s vegan capital in 2013, you don’t even have to leave the train station to find top quality Angus beef steaks – just pop into Alston Bar & Beef.

Glasgow doesn’t just have things to do, it has things to see: due to its immense wealth accumulated through its involvement in shipping and trade, the second city of the Empire is packed with beautiful Victorian and Art Deco buildings. There are a vast selection of museums and galleries that showcase not just the work of international artists but many of our own making. While the Turner Prize exhibition on right now is not to be missed, neither are the beautiful and culturally critical works of the Scottish Colourists and the Glasgow boys, to be found at Scotland’s oldest public museum, the Hunterian.

If this all gets a bit overwhelming, you can always find some peace and quiet in one of Glasgow’s many lush and gorgeous parks, such as the Botanic Gardens, home to the iconic Kibble Palace hothouse and the Bard in the Botanics outdoor Shakespeare productions in summer. If that isn’t enough of an escape you can drive the hour it takes to get to the infamous Loch Lomond, surrounded by the The Trossachs protected National Park. Once you’re up there, you may as well drive a little further and pay a visit to Loch Fyne, along with its famous fresh oyster bar (Madonna’s favourite restaurant in Britain).

Glasgow may not quite evoke the glamour of the other cultural meccas of Europe, but it doesn’t have the prices, either. For a cheap, trendy, busy weekend away, it’s the perfect unexpected location.