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How to ace college sport in five easy steps

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Disclaimer: *when we say guaranteed, that’s a bit of a white lie…

As I’ve been wasting time this summer I’ve noticed a proliferation of articles suggesting various ‘life hacks’ which are supposed to be short-cuts to good things; be it a quick way to make new friends or 3 steps towards a bikini body, buzzfeed has been there for us. Unfortunately all this laziness, combined with the typical summer holiday food binges, has left me less than ready for the – ahem – intense nature of the collegiate sporting calendar. Therefore, inspired by the internet, Cherwell Sport presents… 5 Short-Cuts to College Sporting Greatness. (What follows may not actually make you fitter, or even a better sportsperson.)

1. Start jogging. A week’s worth of meandering round the block at only slightly quicker than walking pace will have you well-prepared for pretending to track back the next time you’re stuck out on the wing in a football second-team match! Perfecting how to look like someone heroically racing towards your own goal-line is the sort of thing which really helps you to show the kind of camaraderie and finesse that college sport is known for.

2. Paint your face in bright colours and go to support a local team. If there’s one unarguable fact about Oxford sport it is thus: You’ll end up on a rain-soaked field trying to remember why exactly you signed up for rugby whilst the blue face-paint which was absolutely essential to your bop costume the night before drips from your visibly hung-over face. Prepare for this eventuality by rocking up to the local non-league football team and making sure they understand your passionate support for them. This is a good chance to make sure that your hilarious chants scan okay too.

3. Update your kit. We all know that, while good performances are a laudable aim, looking the part is equally important. The best way to do this  involves wearing as many items of stash as possible, so get the year off to a good start by ferretting out the best left-over stuff from last year. I mean, how will you convince incoming freshers that you really are the best right-back since Cafu if you don’t look sharp.

4. Get the diet right. There are two ways to go about this one; the first involves taking things seriously and watching your diet, the second, well, not so much. Basically when term gets going there are only a few things you can count on. Whereas the real world has death and taxes, in Oxford you really can’t forget about the kebabs. Therefore, anyone aspiring to make their mark on the sporting scene needs to plan for, and get used to, training – and living – on Hassan’s finest. In conclusion, get used to loading up on the carbs and meat-of-suspicious-origin now.

5.  Practice your anecdotes. The sporting anecdote is a thing of beauty. In fact it may be the founding principle upon which this section of the newspaper rests – thanks for that by the way – and this is central in making sure that people think of you as a sportsperson. Simply put, if you can’t regale bystanders with a twenty-minute long account of that time when you almost scored a screamer in that really important match, you’re probably not trying hard enough.

Thanks for reading to the end of this. If you’re awesome enough to follow these snazzy instructions to the letter, let us know at [email protected], because it’d be just great to know how you’re getting on. Good luck, perhaps you’ll be puffing hard on one of the many Oxford fields soon.

Bridge of Sighs turns 100

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“The Bridge of Sighs”, properly known as Hertford Bridge, celebrated its 100th birthday on Saturday as Hertford College celebrated the centenary in style.

Around 140 former students, including BBC newsreader Natasha Kaplinsky, attended the celebrations, which began at midday with a lecture on reproductive biology by Dr Alison Woollard, and ended at 3am with a game of ‘ring of fire’ in the JCR.

Principal Will Hutton expressed his hope that the Principal at the time of building, Henry Boyd, would share his pride in the modern college a century on.

The afternoon event also featured the premier of a promotional film for the college, produced by BAFTA award-winning producer Anthony Geffen, showcasing the college’s liberal ethos.

Setting out his “vision for the future” to the gathered alumni, Hutton said of the film, “we are all liberal, with a small ‘l’. We were amongst the first wave of colleges to admit women; we have long championed open access to state schools”.

“When I first arrived here, I was told by the fellows that Hertford is a ‘middling’ college. Middling as in being in the centre of the city, middling in academic results, middling in pay. My intention in my tenure is to take Hertford well beyond ‘middling’,” Hutton added.

The festivities continued well into the evening including the “Rick Hutton Band”, the lead singer being the brother of Principal Hutton. One student volunteer who wished to remain unnamed told Cherwell, “watching Will Hutton dance to his brother’s band was like watching a giant lumber around the dance floor. He’s not very good, but bless him, he tries”.

The evening ended with a gathering of the remaining student volunteers, staff and alumni for a game of “ring of fire” in the JCR. One student volunteer, a recent graduate, said “I suppose you might call it post-drinking. It’s a celebration; everyone has worked hard to make the event a really momentous occasion to celebrate a century of the university’s most prominent landmark”.

The Hertford Bridge was constructed largely due to the efforts of Henry Boyd (Principal 1877-1922), who overcame significant opposition from both city and university authorities to realise his vision of a skyway linking the old and new quadrangles. Designed by TG Jackson, the acclaimed bridge was opened on 14th January 1914.

An Introduction to Deep House

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5. INFINITY – INFINITY INK: The classic deep house tune. You’ll find this little gem dropped in sets all across the interweb,  with thick, bassy sounds that make you bob your head and tap your feet. Your dad will love it.

4. NIGHTINGALE (GORGON CITY REMIX) – CLEAN BANDIT: Pushing the boundaries of what we call ‘deep house’ here, but I couldn’t make the list without it. One of my favourite tunes, this makes even the most socially inept get up and bust some shapes. Gorgon City have been slowly rising this year, absolutely killed it at Boardmasters and hopefully we’ll get to see them along with their other Black Butter chums back in Oxford soon.

3. SO CLOSE – KIDNAP KID: Another Black Butter veteran and arguably my favourite producer, every track this guy releases is pure gold. So Close is a beauty, with vocals known to make grown men weep, and that sensual bouncy house feel to keep your head bobbing whilst you search for the download button. Ipods should come with this preset. It’s that good.

2. WHAT I MIGHT DO – BEN PEARCE: Mournful, sensual and all with a dark underside that makes you scrunch up your face when it drops. What I love about this track is its versatility: it’s soulful enough to be a chilled out ‘walk to work’ track, but drop it at your cool/hip/groovy party and you’ll have everyone up on their feet funking out. Everyone except that dub-head in the corner who says all house sounds the same. But nobody invited him anyway.

1. MR MAN – DUSKY: You couldn’t have this list without Dusky, and this track really is a masterpiece of the genre. The thumping bass melts away into those piano chords and you’re left smiling and spinning in a sort of musically orientated orgasm. The vocals are delicious, the beat is on point every time and the melody just rolls over the whole thing and makes you want to hug each and every person who happens to be there with you. Perfection.

There are so many more I’d love to include on this list. If you like the above, names like Cyril Hahn, Bondax and DEVolution should be looked into. If you want something with a similar vibe but a little darker check out George Fitzgerald, Huxley or Eats Everything and finally if you want that bouncy house feel but with nastier drops, look for names like Hannah Wants and Chris Lorenzo.

Oxford academics deliberate strike action

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Oxford faces the possibility of severe disruption to teaching at the start of term as university staff vote on whether to take industrial action.

The ballot, which began on the 25th September, ends on the 10th October, coinciding with the beginning of term.

The University and College Union, which represents the staff at higher education institutions, claims that the action was prompted by four consecutive years of pay cuts, with real wages dropping by 13%, and with just a 1% increase offered.

Michael MacNeil, UCU head of higher education, commented: ‘What is very clear is that the employers can afford to pay their staff more than the miserly 1% on the table but they are making a calculated choice not to.
 
‘Those in charge are cynically using a more competitive funding environment to justify driving down terms and conditions and pay for the majority of staff. At a time when staff have been under great pressure to improve the student experience and workloads have increased, they have had their pay held down.’

If the vote is ‘yes’, action would be taken later in Michaelmas.

Mum’s the Word

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We all know vintage gems can be spotted in the most obscure places, from charity shops to car boot sales. But what about your mum’s wardrobe? Surely not, I hear you cry. Who would want to look like they had been whisked back to the ’80s by time-machine? Well, actually, you might be pleasantly surprised.

Just the other day, when rooting around my mother’s wardrobe I came across an old trench coat hidden behind a sea of M&S jumpers. It must have been 30-odd years old. Neglected, forgotten, and altogether abandoned, it seemed to wink at me, pining to be worn again. Yes it was a few sizes too big and the oversized shoulders swamped me. But for a fiver I had the shoulder pads removed, and my mum’s old coat was transformed into my new autumn staple (the larger size serving to tick the new A/W trend seen on the catwalk).

In recession-hit times, I felt somewhat chuffed that I didn’t have to splurge £100 for a brand new coat that wouldn’t have any history, any character … that, ultimately, wouldn’t be vintage!

But don’t think this incident was an exception. Each time festival season comes around, I take to rummaging in the back of mum’s wardrobe for old denim or tartan shirts to update my look. After all, what could be comfier during those long, chilled evenings spent basking in the sun, beer in hand, listening to the latest indie tunes? I simply add a waist belt and military boots to transform that oversized 80’s shirt into a chic, modern, denim dress.

Still not convinced? During a coffee date the other day I was caught eyeing my friend’s brown satchel wondering how on earth she had yet ANOTHER bag I hadn’t seen before. ‘It was my mum’s’, she replied coolly. The conversation soon turned to how both of us had a number of vintage finds that had been carefully picked from the back of our mothers’ Narnia wardrobes.

Unfortunately, when it comes to footwear, my mum’s shoes refuse to accomodate my giant size 8 feet. But if you and your mum are lucky enough to share the same shoe size – as my friend does with her mum – then why not venture into your ma’s old shoe collection too?  Okay, the rubber-jelly-block flip flops will have to be a pass. But the converse? They’re still bang on trend. And don’t even get me started on jewellery finds: they take the term ‘vintage gems’ to a literal level.

There’s no doubt about it: women would much rather hoard old clothes, shoes and jewellery than chuck them out. Who cares if this results in a ridiculous mound of items stuffed in the back of the cupboard, or hidden away in the corner of the attic? Mums, on behalf of all fashionista daughters, I thank you.

The OUSU Team: Garlen Lo

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Can you tell us a little bit about your role at OUSU?

VP Grads. I read policy papers, speak up in committees, conduct student reports to be presented to the University, work with MCR presidents to help graduate students in their colleges, and also help students who contact me in my Student Advice Service role, amongst many other things!

In what sort of situation might you be able to help the average undergraduate (or graduate, for Graduates VP)?

This year I will attempt to organise the Graduate Joint Consultative Committee (GJCC – where students can feedback about how they’re taught) into the University-wide structure so that graduates have the ability to create change in their course/department for themselves.

What do you think is the best thing about being a student in Oxford?

Being surrounded by people who are passionate and knowledgeable about their particular subject.

And the worst?

Erm…the weather?

What is the one memory of your time in Oxford that best sums up the experience?

In the Wolfson bar debating with a DPhil classical philosopher the merit of the Beatles and popular culture versus ‘highbrow’ art. We both went on to represent Wolfson at the inter-collegiate quiz. He answered questions on ancient Greece, I answered questions on Only Fools and Horses. I got more points than him.

Street style from East Asia

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JAPAN

In Japan, girls like to mix sporty or tomboy-esque pieces with feminine ones: it’s common to find girls dressed in flowing skirts and heavy Dr Martens or sports trainers. Female fashion is also big on towering heels, and they love their back packs! Boys tend to dress quite smart, with fitted shirts and slim trousers. The more fashion conscious males really do go all out though, with accessories such as hats, suspenders and colourful tie scarfs. Both men and women love detailing and accessories – lots of hats and jewllery – and are big fans of layering clothes for a cool everyday look. You also see traditional Kimonos about, a popular dress when going to the Temple.

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KOREA

The fashion conscious of Korea are big on super skinny jeans and baggy shirts. Oversized leather backpacks and manbags are seen everywhere, often worn with a nice pair of leather shoes. 

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Photography: NamPhuong Dinh

Stop telling us we’re lazy

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Whilst most of you have probably spent your summer learning how to “fuck people over for money” in a cozy office internship, I spent much of my time working on the grape harvest in a winery in Spain. The work mainly consisted on leaning down on small vines of Monastrell, cutting away at the fruit and getting covered in a sticky mess of grape skin and juice. 

However, what most struck me about the back breaking work was not the intense effort involved, but the hours put into it. During my time at the winery, I worked in almost every department from packaging, accounts and marketing to picking grapes by hand. Everywhere I went people worked long hours, and they worked hard as well. The typical day consisted on arriving at the bodega at 8 am, and most employees were not on their way home before 8 pm. 

It has often been asserted, particularly in the international press, that Southern European economies are in dire straits mainly as a result of their laziness. The indolent Greeks, Italians and Spaniards can’t be bothered to work hard, and so the efficient northerners have to come to the rescue. This offensive attack on whole nations, based on stereotypes rather than reasonable evidence, is disguised through the use of the word “culture”. These countries can’t help being lazy, you see, because it is ingrained in their very culture. This claim, apart from having worryingly eugenicist connotations, is quite simply incorrect. 

The ultimate example of Spain’s supposed idleness is the siesta. The need to have a nap half-way through the day, so the argument goes, makes the whole country inefficient. In fact, apart from the fact that the siesta is actually quite uncommon in most jobs nowadays, it doesn’t mean that Spaniards work less. To make up for a larger lunch break, Spanish workers toil late into the evening; thus, even discounting a forty-minute nap after work, the typical spaniard ends up working more hours than the average nine to five job.

But what about fiesta? Surely the Spanish tendency to stay up all night partying means that even during their hours of work they are incapable of working properly. Well,just because rowdy English tourists encounter nothing but all-night fiesta on their revelries in Torremolinos, Benidorm and Malaga doesn’t mean that the whole country is one big booze-induced party. Indeed, not only do Spaniards party a lot less than people like to think, but the lack of a self-destructive alcohol culture such as that of Britain means that a Spaniard can wake up the next morning with a much clearer head than the average Brit.

Blaming Spain’s – and indeed the rest of Southern Europe’s problems on a form of cultural lethargy ignores the real issues behind their economic troubles. Spain has suffered an awful economic crisis not because its people are lazy, but due to systemic corruption, inefficient bureaucracy, an unrealistic construction boom with an inevitable bust, and a serious issue with black money and informal employment. 

Spain has a lot of issues – but a lazy country is something that they certainly are not. 

Former St Hugh’s student completes row across Pacific

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A St Hugh’s alumna has rowed across the Pacific from Japan to Alaska – and is thought to be the first person to complete the solo voyage.

Sarah Outen, who read Biology, rowed 3,750 nautical miles in 150 days and arrived in Adak in the Aleutian Islands on Monday.

She told Cherwell, “I am so happy to be safely ashore after some of the most amazing months of my life. And stoked that it all started in Oxford – that’s when I started to row. Thank you St Hugh’s/OUWBC!”

The voyage was part of her London2London: Via the World expedition; she is attempting to row, kayak and cycle across two oceans, three continents and 14 countries in a continuous loop around the world. The expedition began on 1 April 2011 at London’s Tower Bridge and will see her row 7,500 nautical miles and cycle 16,000 miles in total.

Bridget Fryer, outgoing President of Oxford University Women’s Boat Club, said, “It is great to hear of Sarah Outen’s achievement. We are extremely proud to have her as an alumni of the Oxford University Women’s Boat Club and I hope that her determination and courage is an inspiration to current and future oarswomen at Oxford University and throughout the UK.”

After completing the North Pacific crossing Outen, 28, commented, “I have pushed myself to my absolute limits both physically and mentally to make land here in Alaska, and body and mind are now exhausted.”

She added, “I am so grateful to everyone for supporting my return after Mawar ­– sponsors, family, friends at home and in Japan and my team. Without them I wouldn’t be here. I am solo only physically – there are in fact a lot of people on my boat with me!”

Outen previously attempted the voyage in May 2012 but had to be rescued by the Japanese Coast Guard 25 days in after her boat was damaged by Typhoon Mawar. During her second attempt the rower capsized five times, narrowly avoided a collision with a cargo ship and was forced by high winds and bad weather to row to Alaska instead of Canada as planned. 

A spokesperson for St Hugh’s told Cherwell, “St Hugh’s is extremely proud of Sarah’s achievement. Not only has she successfully completed a demanding physical and mental challenge, she is also raising a significant amount of money for charity. We would also like to congratulate her on her recent engagement and wish her all the best for the future.”

Outen proposed to her girlfriend Lucy via a satellite telephone whilst in the middle of the Pacific. She will move on to the next leg of the journey in 2014 when she will kayak through the Archipelago to mainland Alaska. Outen is expected to complete her London2London expedition in late 2015 and is hoping to raise over £100,000 for CoppaFeel!, the Motor Neurone Disease (MND) Association, The Jubilee Sailing Trust and WaterAid.

A third year undergraduate at Exeter College said, “I will try and think of Sarah when I’m sweating on the Isis and be humbled. Big respect!”

A Month in Music

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Elvis Costello & The Roots – Wise Up Ghost     9/10

An unlikely pairing: two industry outsiders who meet in the middle ground to create a record that shouldn’t, but somehow does, work. Both serial collaborators, Costello’s lyrical genius is self-referential to some of his own ‘deepest cuts’ (‘Refuse To Be Saved’ quotes from Mighty Like A Rose’s Invasion Hit Parade), whilst the Roots provide the music.

If you were expecting Costello to rap alongside Black Thought, be disappointed – it’s probably for the best. It’s an entirely different ‘vibe’ to 2010’s Wake Up! where the Roots (with John Legend) reference their Afro-American influences. Wise Up Ghost is more subtle, darker, and a more intelligent record with more swagger than ever for all involved.

Elton John – The Diving Board     3/10

Once again collaborating with long-term friend and lyricist Bernie Taupin, Elton seems to have become his own spitting image. Critically acclaimed track ‘Oscar Wilde Gets Out’ is a poor overdub of his previous work, with a piano part that could easily have been a variation of Your Song; album opener ‘Oceans Away’ is just dull and lacks any credibility. Where’s the innovation? Where’s the excitement!? The Diving Board has been described as reflective, a stripped back record that shows Elton at his best – but all it does is reveals gaping holes in his artistic abilities which leave you wondering whether he was actually ever any good? Perhaps not.

Kings Of Leon – Mechanical Bull     5/10

A respectable rock band? A guilty pleasure? The career of Kings of Leon is immortalised in their latest offering – a dichotomy of credibility and laziness, the sublime and the uninspired. Mechanical Bull remains frustrating and ultimately underwhelming. Lyrics such as “I was running through the desert/I was lookin’ for drugs” raises serious questions about Caleb’s creative abilities. Moments of brilliance are suggested with the grime and grit of ‘Don’t Matter’ and the balls-out bassline of ‘Family Tree’ but they’re far too few and far between. With a lack of the complexity and basic layering that led to the anthemic feel of past offerings, Mechanical Bull feels unfinished, perhaps unlike the band themselves.

Drake – Nothing Was The Same     8/10

Apart from Jay Z. who managed to creep into the studio for ‘Pound Cake’, Nothing Was The Same remains an entirely solo affair for Drake, and an intimate one at that. Known for including rants at non-famous girlfriends throughout his records, the line “The one that I needed was Courtney from Hooters on Peachtree/ I’ve always been feeling like she was the piece to complete me” (‘From Time’) has already gone as viral as the album itself, with his most successful first-week sales to date. The subtleties of Drake’s compositions remain intact with one idea generally worming its way into the next, and a lack of the abrasive horn sounds that dominate the megalomaniacal approach to rap. Drake is a populist, but also an introvert, reflective and not afraid to give you less for more. Genius.

Haim – Days Are Gone     7/10

The most over-hyped album of the year? Probably. The most upbeat, radio friendly ‘guitar band’ of the year? Definitely.

It seems practically impossible to even make a passing reference to Haim without mentioning Fleetwood Mac, who’s influence is felt with a Status Quo-esque shuffle present on ‘The Wire’, and shimmering ‘Everywhere’ synths on ‘Falling’. Despite being heavily influenced by the 80s, the funk-laced groooove, bass-laden mix and catchy lyrics are just falling straight into the class of summer 2013. Haim are obviously due to take over our airwaves and party like it’s 1989. If it’s originality you’re looking for though, please look elsewhere.