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Top five: Ways to celebrate finals

5th: The Fruit Challenge

Select a group of ex-finalists. Select a range of variously-textured pieces of fruit, one species of fruit per participant. Draw lots (or play Fives) to decide who gets which fruit. Then eat your allocated fruit with its skin on, as you would an apple. Oh wait, you drew the pineapple or the banana? Sucks to be you.

4th: Hug a tutor

Perhaps, just a secret aim of a certain member of Cherwell’s Lifestyle team, but surely there’s been a special tutor, who you just HAVE to show some gratitude to. It might be tricky to find the right situation, but think about what your grandchildren can tell their friends… ‘Did you know, my grandma/pa hugged an Oxford don?’

3rd: Kiss a fresher

The end of finals often means the beginning of ‘real life’, where ‘sharking’ is as foreign a concept as ‘Michaelamas’ to a non-Oxonian. See off your final days in Oxford as the ultimate chance to behave irresponsibly, before you enter the ‘real world’ and start your ‘life’. You should know better, but hey, it’s not cool to leave with a squeaky clean reputation is it?

2nd: The ‘Big Three’ day

Peep Show’s Mark Corrigan summarises his idea of the perfect day: ‘Museum, lunch and a snooze… The Big Three!’ He’s right. What could be more improving, satisfying and simultaneously restful than a trip to the Ashmoleum, a boozy déjeuner sur l’herbe and a solid nap?

1st: Go nude

Unfortunately (some might say), public nudity is not socially acceptable. But all that library time means you’re forgiven for forgetting social norms.
Why not go for an outrageous streak around colleges you’ve never used your Bod Card to politely visit? Or how about a cheeky skinny dip in the Cherwell? Daytime nudity is far more outrageous than hiding your bits in dusky nightime, by the way.

Disclaimer: Cherwell is not responsible for any Weil’s disease complaints from those who heed these celebratory tips.

 

OUSU to replace VP ‘Charities’ with ‘Democracy’

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OUSU’s decision to axe the sabbatical position of VP Charities and Community and replace it with the new title of VP Campaigns and Democracy has come under fire from a member of the Part-Time Executive, resulting in a backlash of condemnation from some members of the Council.
At its 5th Week meeting, OUSU Council passed the motion based on the recommendation of the Strategic Review Group. Following discussions with students, the report states that, “Campaigning on issues around higher education funding was seen to be a near-universal priority.”
The proposed change to the Sabbatical Team is backed by the majority of OUSU Committee, including the President Stefan Baskerville and Jonny Medland, the current VP (Access and Academic Affairs).
Among those who are against the proposals for change is Jack Matthews, the current Common Room Support Officer, who said, “Whilst I recognise that the position of VP Charity and Community needs to be reformed, I am against its wholesale change to a VP Campaigns and Democracy.”
Although he acknowledges that the lack of student engagement with OUSU is a problem, he believes that the solution is not necessarily to raise OUSU’s campaigning profile, adding, “it is not clear what evidence there is for an increase in campaigning at the expense of the important roles that the VP (Charities and Community) carries out.
“It is puzzling why the VP (Charities and Community) whose job involves representing students to the local community, should be cut, when it does exactly what students have asked for.” 
The vocal opposition of Matthews and several others within OUSU has unleashed a backlash of condemnation from some members of the Council, who question their motives. One JCR President said, “It is disgraceful that a change that would help so many students is being opposed by a small clique who are among the very few people who actually stand to benefit from the preservation of the status quo. 
“Some of the objections being brought up are incredibly dishonest. These people say they want to help represent students, but they’re actually only interested in advocating their own prejudices and helping themselves.”   
The proposal’s supporters have countered its critics by reiterating that the position of VP Charities and Community was originally established due to the availability of funding that no longer exists. Supporters point out that the position has the smallest workload of all the sabbatical team, meaning its few essential duties can be easily redistributed among other student officers.
Supporters also point out that by supporting a sabbatical position that is dedicated to fulfilling the priorities identified as the most important by students, such as Higher Education funding and student housing, OUSU will be able to increase its involvement with Oxford students. 
Medland said, “OUSU could do a lot more if we had a sabbatical officer whose job was to engage students and campaign on their behalf. Our current organisational structure makes this hugely difficult – while OUSU achieves a lot through working closely with the university, this leads to there being less time to directly engage students. We need a role which is responsible for engaging students on questions like these.”  
Dani Quinn, VP (Welfare and Equal Opportunities), also supports the decision, citing the success of recent campaigns such as the recent University-wide Teaching Review and the Well-Being Week held in Hilary Term as examples of the positive effects that student campaigns can achieve. 
However, a small number of people involved in the Committee have vehemently opposed the move, advocating that the work of VP (Charities and Community) could not be incorporated into other positions. 
While it was recognised that much of the work undertaken by the position Charities and Committees is of great value to students and the community, much of this element of the role is duplicated by the activities of OxHub and RAG, both of which are in a strong position to continue to develop and to widen the scope of their work.  
The findings of the Review were drawn on results of an online survey completed by 834 students, and various focus groups involving JCR and MCR Presidents, OUSU Representatives and other students who have been closely involved with the student union and its work. The Review Group also received the assistance of an NUS Regional Officer in analysing the data and determining their conclusions. 
The proposal faces a committee vote again in OUSU’s 8th Week council, at which the new sabbatical position and its job description will need an approval of a two-thirds majority to pass. In a year which has seen radical reforms to OUSU’s finances, many are hoping that by securing this change to the Executive, funds will be able to be more efficiently utilised to directly benefit students in the future.

OUSU’s £76,000 budget blunder

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A footnote of OUSU’s budget seen this week by Cherwell reveals that their financial problems in 2008-9 were substantially worse than previously imagined.

Last Trinity term, the OUSU Budget forecast the income from Oxford Student Services Limited, a subsidiary company of OUSU, at £80,000. In fact, just £4,717 was raised by OSSL in 2008-9. It is forecast that £28,680 will have been made by OSSL this year.

OSSL is the part of OUSU responsible for the publication of the Oxford Handbook, The Oxford Student newspaper, the Fresher’s Guide, and running the Fresher’s Fair.

The enormous overestimation was caused by a provision of bad debts of £12,000, six times higher than had been accounted for, and under-performance in advertising revenue.

The OUSU Budget itself notes that this figure “was a vast overestimate of what OSSL could make.”

The Budget produced by the previous OUSU team forecast a profit of £110 for this year. This was despite the fact that they had made a loss of over £57,000 last year. The current OUSU team forecast a loss of £61,000 for this academic year.

OUSU President Stefan Baskerville said, “We have been very open and honest about the failures of the old financial model and we have taken effective and successful steps to make changes and put OUSU on a stable footing to serve students in the future.”

The perceived financial stability and competence in the running of OUSU are the main reasons why Oriel Colllege voted this week to re-affiliate, for the first time since 2001.

Mark Jesnick, Oriel JCR President said, “I think this OUSU regime has taken huge strides. The biggest thing they have done is change the financial structure and made it more stable and sustainable. This year OUSU has an excellent team and I feel it is in very competent hands.”

Oriel’s referendum result had 72% of students in favour in re-affiliation, with 123 votes for and 48 against.

Baskerville said, “We are very happy that Oriel students have decided overwhelmingly to have their common room affiliate to OUSU.”

Cambridge academic criticises instant MAs

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A Cambridge professor has spoken out against the Oxbridge practice whereby students who pass BA undergraduate degrees are automatically entitled to an MA 3 years after graduation.

While students from other universities must complete and pay for a programme of advanced postgraduate study to obtain an MA, Oxbridge and Trinity College Dublin students can obtain the degree for free and without further work simply by attending a ceremony at their university.

Dr Neil Dodgson, an academic at the Cambridge Computer Laboratory, labeled the system an “anomaly” from other universities’ practices, and said that Oxbridge needs to recognize that the world has “moved on”.

Speaking at a meeting of the Cambridge University Senate he said, “Many find it offensive that we should award a degree for doing nothing more than being able to breathe for three years. Every degree at Cambridge, other than the MA, is now a certificate awarded for passing an examination. It is only a matter of time before our MA spawns a PR disaster.

“Perhaps it is time, instead, for us to acknowledge that the rest of the world has moved on, and to align ourselves, reluctantly, with a world that believes that a degree should only be awarded for academic achievement.”

Most other universities with 4 year courses, such as those in Scotland, automatically award an MA at the end of the course, while the Oxford 4 year Classics course, for example, receives only a BA. 4 year Maths courses at Oxford receive an MMath. Other postgraduate degrees from Oxbridge which do require further study and achievement have different titles, such as MPhil and MSc.

However a statement released by Cambridge University’s council said, “The council believes that the (MA) degree continues to serve valuable purposes which outweigh any negative external perceptions of it. The QAA (Quality Assurance Agency) is well aware of the degree’s status and has not expressed any concerns about it.”

The Oxford University Press Office said that the degree is a “tradition” about which there are sure to be “many different opinions”.

The practice originates from the Middle Ages where the study of the arts took 7 years. The Bachelor of Arts degree was an intermediary degree between matriculation and admission to the degree of Master of Arts. Later the requirements for the Master’s degree gradually diminished, until the award became a formality, as it is now.

Many Oxbridge students feel that the degree is deserved. One student said, “Our courses are much more intensive than those at most other universities, and we work a lot harder, so it’s fair to recognise that.” Another student pointed out that “all employers know what MA Oxon means in comparison to an MA from another university, so it doesn’t give us any unfair advantage”.

However there has been much online debate about the issue, with students from other universities voicing concerns, and questioning the idea that students at Oxbridge work harder than those elsewhere.

One Oxford student said “The MA is nonsense, and every university outside of Oxbridge recognises as much.”

One hot Bod: multi-million pound revamp

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New plans have been announced for construction at the New Bodleian Library on Broad Street.

The application to restore and renovate the library have been approved by Oxford City Council, meaning that the building will be opened to the public for the first time.

Despite its name, the condition of the New Bodleian’s building has been deteriorating for some time. It currently houses the Bodleian Library’s collections of rare and special manuscripts, and there have been questions in recent years concerning the safety of these documents due to the risk of fire, humidity, or inadequate security.

The cost of the renovations is estimated at £78 million, and construction is expected to take four years.  Both the Garfield Weston Foundation and the Oxford University Press have contributed approximately £25 million to finance the project, and Julian Blackwell, President of Blackwell’s Bookshop, has donated £6 million.

The money will not only go towards the restoration of the existing structure, but to the creation of a new glass frontage on the Broad Street face of the library, an enlarged entrance hall, and the construction of a modern cafe and exhibition rooms for some of the manuscripts. The new structure will be known as the Weston Library in honour of the donor foundation.

New, high-tech storage facilities for the library’s special collections, some of which contain documents of national or even international importance, are to be assembled, which will serve not only to protect the papers but to free up space within the library for researchers as well.

The construction of exhibition halls for some of the most famous documents housed within the library, such as copies of Magna Carta, will allow for the creation of a noteworthy tourist attraction.

The books and manuscripts currently in the building will be accommodated elsewhere during the renovations.

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My Euro-vision

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So, “the lovely” Lena took the Eurovision prize back to Germany. Given that they have saved the economies of a significant amount of the contestants, any other result would have been a travesty.

Having said that, there was a clear lack of appreciation for this from the Greeks. The Germans actually gave more points to them than the other way around. They clearly don’t have the required appreciation of Eurovision voting etiquette and diplomacy.

Quite how Iceland managed not to be last, having spent the last year destroying economies in Europe, refusing to pay back debts and erupting volcanoes at our planes, is a mystery. They at least got the predictable nil points from us.

It would have been hilarious next year had Iceland or Greece actually won the competition, though. Live from a rented-out Town Hall, the pyrotechnics consisting of matches and deodorant cans, the music and equipment replaced with ‘Singstar’ on Playstation. Every national representative would have to sing a different Disney song.

Why Israel are in Eurovision remains beyond me, in any case. They’re clearly not European. If Israel are allowed in, surely Palestine and certainly Lebanon and Syria should be ‘European’ too, on purely geographical grounds. Israel would, of course, protest against this. They’d clearly get no points from any of them.

There does appear to be a predominant view amongst many that Israel are really just another Western European country. The only problem is they’re in the Middle East, are largely right wing religious fundamentalists, and have stolen a load of another country’s land and refuse to give it back.

My point isn’t that Israel shouldn’t be part of international cheese competitions, or European ones in particular if needs be. The problem is the exclusion of other states that are equally aggressive and reactionary, but happen to be Islamic.

Had Syria or Iran publicly railed against the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty in the way that Israel have, they would have been put under huge diplomatic pressure and vilified by politicians worldwide. North Korea have been put under huge pressure after sinking a ship; Israel openly invaded and destroyed most of a country last year and have faced no sanctions.

The disgusting pandering to Israeli diplomatic pressure by the BBC when they refused to show a charity appeal to help the Gazan innocents whose families and properties had been destroyed by Israeli shells highlighted this bizarre set of double standards. This showed up again recently, as Frankie Boyle was condemned for comparing Palestine to a “cake… being punched to pieces by a very angry Jew.”

Whilst this was undoubtedly over-simplifying the matter, it was a joke, and the only reason it came in for specific criticism was because it was regarding the actions of Israel. It seems you can make jokes about the Jewish religion but not their politics – the opposite being true for Islam.

If the actions of Israel on Monday morning are held in anything but strong and consistent contempt by the western world, what remains of our credibility on matters in the Middle East must surely be lost. The blockade on Gaza is deplorable, causing what the UN calls “grim” and “deteriorating” humanitarian conditions. Daniel Ayalon’s dubbing of the aid convoy as an “armada of hate” is taking irony to a new level. If you’re trying to avoid confrontation, don’t storm an aid boat with dozens of heavily-armed commandos. If it was only a “policing type activity”, why go about it in such an aggressive manner? If they were armed merely with knives and metal bars, why was there any need for anything but riot gear? Even if the violence was started by a protestor grabbing an Israeli’s gun, why were there any guns present in the first place?

Israel have been ceded the political advantage for too long. Gaza for Eurovision 2011!

Where Clay Pigeons Dare

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The weekend of the 24th April saw the first clay pigeon Varsity match in over 20 years. Held at the internationally renowned EJ Churchill Shooting Ground in High Wycombe, nine Oxford shooters, many of who had only started shooting this year, took part in the 100 target course shot over 10 different stands. A variety of targets were presented to test the teams’ skills.

Three teams of 3 shooters competed, with Oxford winning the A team match. A nerve free score of 86ex. 100 from Oxford captain James Sills, the highest score of the day, put the team in control with Angus Logan putting in a solid 78ex. 100 and Charles Streeten completing the team. Cambridge captain Mark Cooper scored 80ex. 100 to put the pressure on, but Oxford’s superior experience came through to take the match on the final stand.

The B team of Doug Crockett, Will Gibbs, and Carl Wahlund unfortunately slipped to a narrow defeat, but with plenty of promise for future years especially after getting to grips with some of the more technical targets later in the course. The day also saw the inaugural Ladies Varsity match. The team, shooting on the same course, had only started shooting in the last 5 months and put in excellent scores with Lisa Martin top scoring for Oxford.

Cambridge took the match with experienced shooter Alys Holland scoring 79ex. 100 and taking 3rd place overall.
Given this was the first year of shooting in the University for many years, all competitors should be proud of their achievements and are looking forward to a clean sweep next year!

If you are interested in shooting, please join the Facebook group “Oxford University Clay Pigeon Shooting” for more updates. We run regular beginner shoots and also cater for more experienced shooters who want to improve their scores, or just keep their eye in, and have organised very much reduced rates at EJ Churchill.

 

Who is David Cameron?

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Of all the political events of the last month or so, one in particular has fixed itself in my mind. That it should have done so strikes me as somewhat surprising, given that the event in question was neither scandal nor gaffe of bigot-gate proportions, nor even a hilariously edited poster of call-me-Dave. No, I refer to that slightly surreal Tory coup whereby business leaders, tycoons, and captains of industry massed behind Cameron, ostensibly in response to Labour’s proposed N.I. increases. The phenomenon was interesting enough to observe, if not exactly earth-shatteringly exciting, but what did make it memorable, and the reason I write about it now, is how bizarrely reminiscent the whole episode was of Atlas Shrugged – a comparison which was understandably ignored in the national press at the time, but which may, tangentially, lead us to see added significance behind a mere political stunt.

‘Who is John Galt?’ So goes the famously enigmatic opening of Rand’s masterpiece, a novel of staggering scope (at 1168 pages) which regularly tops lists of the most influential works of fiction of the last century. The book describes an alternate reality in which the U.S. is the only country in the world not yet run by socialists, or ‘looters’, ‘moochers’ and ‘parasites’ as Rand charitably refers to them throughout her novel. That situation, however, is changing, and with the economy in crisis Washington seeks to impose ever greater constraints and controls on big business.

It is with this background, which has a certain resonance in the contemporary climate, that the story of Atlas Shrugged unfolds. Rand envisages a scenario in which the ‘men of talent’ whom she celebrates – the great inventors and industrialists who are responsible for production and growth – go on strike. Atlas shrugs: the business leaders who hold up the economy, like the mythological titan who propped up the sky, refuse to co-operate any longer with a government that wishes to hamstring them under the pretence of admirable values such as fairness and equality of opportunity. They gather behind the mysterious figure of John Galt, withdraw the benefit they confer on society, and watch as things collapse.

The novel, in other words, is a libertarian economist’s wet dream: a laissez-faire fairy tale in which industrialists are morally upright paragons of integrity, metaphorically holding up the very sky, whereas socialists or ‘looters’ are lazy, detestable, and lacking purpose. So what does Atlas Shrugged have to do with David Cameron? What else but show us his (albeit rather extreme) literary counterpart in the form of John Galt, rounding up all the ‘business leaders’ with a view to creating a better society. It remains to be seen whether or not Cameron’s roll-call of economic titans can achieve this in the coming years; what is certain, however, is that they will be considered vital to the recovery by the new government. Perhaps, then, it will not be completely irrelevant to ask ‘who is John Galt?’

First Night Review: Closet Land

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Closet Land contains everything you could expect from a psychological thriller; intense relationships, gratuitous violence and a degree of senselessness in the face of oppression. In this sense it does exactly what it says on the tin and is, unfortunately, entirely predictable.

On the whole the production is excellent. The acting, especially by Adam Scott Taylor is superb. His eerie, menacing exertions of power and impressive physicality add new dimensions to the relationship between his fanaticism and his ward’s confusion. The BT was the perfect setting for the production, claustrophobic and sparse it acted as a canvas for the interplay between the two characters.

However, there was something lacking. I exited the theatre with a vague disinterest rather than relief. I should have exhaled deeply, anxious to get torturous images out of my mind. Yet this was not the case. The production should have been galling, with a burning your eyes out quality. Essentially I was not horrified enough when everything else in the production from the music (which was excellent, Josh Lowe’s score added to an exciting, menacing atmosphere) to the set hinted that horror was in store. Although the production had good qualities, I cannot extol the acting enough, it could have been pushed further and the audience is left expectant rather than sated.