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Bagels: A Holy Food for Every Meal?

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Bagels: Some of us have probably mistaken them for doughnuts. Those who did were probably disappointed. Not memorable enough to deserve their own shop, nor mediocre enough to be neglected entirely, most people overlook this circular alternative to the baguette, or at the very least confine it to the breakfast menu. Are they right to do so? I wasn’t sure, and seeking to answer this question, I embarked on a quest to discover the tastiest (and most affordable) bagels Oxford had to offer.

Breakfast from the Alternative Tuck Shop seemed liked on obvious way to start. Between baguettes, paninis, baps and five varieties of ciabattas, why choose the roll-with-a-hole for to begin the day? Maybe you shouldn’t: but I love pesto, I love chicken, I love bagels. Hence, I must love a pesto chicken bagel. The logic is sound. Premises true.

Yet somewhere in that little corner shop, my conclusion fell false. Sadly, even though the bagel itself was comfortably crispy, the chicken chunks were distributed so unevenly that it pushed the two half bagels apart. If my bagel falls apart, so do I. Are bagels really meant to be sandwiches?

After a disappointing start to my journey I turned to an organization more famed for its deserts than its lunch menu. I discovered that bagels at G&D’s work on a cheese-tolerance scale. Old and classy? Cream cheese. Tired of being average? Go with Meltz. Feeling adventurous or already drunk? Rich pizza bagels. Then decide what goes in between: Mediterranean, Greek or Bacon & Brie. Finally pick between plain, poppy seed and sesame bagels. Does it really matter? For aesthetic reasons, I suppose it does. Breakfast bagels are also served before noon, which is a plus.

To be honest, G&D bagels are like my tute essays, full of loose arguments and random musings, individually amazing, but heedlessly lacking in unity when combined. This time I got Tuna melt: first rate fillings, second rate bagel. Biggest turn-off was its density: too loose, not crispy and not chewy. I was also hoping that there would be ice cream bagels. There were no ice cream bagels. Disappointing.

In the final hopes of bagel salvation, I went back to a reliable old favorite of mine. The venue: Art Café. The tea-time snack: a classic salmon and cream cheese bagel, stuffed throughout with cucumbers. The cucumbers were a nice touch to freshen up the saltiness of the fish, balancing out creamy thickness of the fish and cheese. Bagelwise, it’s there, chewy crust and dense interior. Toasted to perfection too: just warm and crunchy enough to hold everything in place. Perfectly balanced, as all things must be. It also comes with salad and coleslaw on the side, which is a nice touch, and rectifies the error in over-filling made by Alternative Tuck Shop. The final verdict: a strong old bagel.

The View from Down Under

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Feeling flat out like a lizard drinking? Need some ‘Down Under’ café culture to get you relaxed? Or maybe you’re also an Aussie missing our classic brunches, baristas and arvo teas? Well, here are some solutions that don’t involve a $1000, 25-hour flight, but will get your coffee buds tingling and Instagram posts colourful. Although they can never be fully replaced, here are some Aussie breakfast classics that you can find hidden away among the dreaming spires.

If there’s one place that is an Australian’s second home, in equal positioning to the beach or ocean, it’s their nearest boutique café. The home of the ‘flat white’ is known for cafes with cute and artsy interior spaces, affordable bills, the friendliest baristas, and, most importantly, REAL coffee. In my opinion, the closest thing you’ll get to this is Jericho Coffee Traders (JCT), offering a viable alternative to the classic laneway Melbourne café. This hidden gem on High Street is the perfect go-to before, during, or after a grind in the RadCam or lecture in the Exams Schools. It surpasses the all-tocommon tendency among British cafes to serve excessively watery or milky brews, and instead provides a balanced blend of sharp flavour to pick you up from any revision-fatigue. You can really taste the beans!

Along with a wide range of coffee options, JCT also impressively boasts a wide range of milk options which, for someone who is both lactose intolerant and allergic to Soy, was a caffeinated dream come true. From almond, coconut, and oat milk to the classic soya and regular milk, JCT is the nearest thing to an Aussie café’s milk selection, satisfying every dietary requirement and taste bud. And, even if you’re not intolerant or vegan, why not give one of the alternative milks a try? Coconut milk will give your drink sweetness without sugar, while almond milk adds a richness with a little hint of sweet. Finally, Jericho Coffee ticks the Aussie café box of approval with its intimate setting which gives it is warm, welcoming character. While some might say it could be a little claustrophobic, it’s this kind of space that gives it its buzzing individuality and makes the experience of buying and drinking a coffee more personal – matching the sheer friendliness of the baristas!

If you’re looking for something a bit more substantial than coffee, the next best thing has got to be the classic avocado on toast. Although it may seem like the easiest brunch dish to whip up by anyone, a lot of nuance is needed to this Aussie fav; there perfect balance of softness, smoothness and chunkiness is required. Too soft, and it doesn’t have substance and the taste of bread becomes overpowering. Too hard or chewy, and it clashes with the texture of the sourdough. Therefore, this balance must be both delicate and accurate. Handlebar Café does this perfectly.

This cosy retreat is famously located beneath a bike shop of all places. What could be more Oxford meets the vibrant Newtown of Sydney? Labelled on the Menu as ‘Smashing Avocado Toast’, this explosion of taste balances the density of feta, spice of paprika, zest of lemon, crunchiness of almond seeds, the thick richness and funkiness of beetroot hummus, the texture of either tomato, poached egg, or bacon, with the perfectly smashed, but not chunky or liquid, avocado filled fully onto the freshest piece of sourdough bread.

Finally, the most Aussie of all breakfasts has to be the Health Bowl: the ultimate hangover cure. Probably the best alternative you’ll find to this Aussie staple is in George Street Social. With its open, aesthetic interior, this café offers you the refreshing environment and food you need. And their baked egg Shakshouka is a hearty feast that proves this. With a delicious and healthy mix of baked eggs, tomato, peas, spinach, edamame and feta, served in an aesthetic and insulating metal bowl with a side of sourdough, it is the perfect stomach filler, and guaranteed Instagram winner. My final piece of Aussie advice would be to avoid walking into the first big-chain cafe you see on a busy street, but instead, look around the little laneways. That’s how you’ll get a little taste of Australia.

Bush’s Family Tree

Every once in a while, a certain type of musical artist emerges: characterised by a crazily unique persona, often accompanied with distinctly exotic outfits and unwavering commitment to their art, they are often definable only by their name.

Kate Bush is undoubtedly one of these artists, almost inevitably mentioned alongside the likes of David Bowie for her commitment to reinventing herself and her music, in some cases even within the same song. Bush first captured the attention of the British public at age 19 in 1978 with her chart-topping single ‘Wuthering Heights’. This lead to her being the first female artist in England to achieve a Number One with a self-written song. Since then, she has gained a reputation as a musical pioneer for her music videos (such as the short film accompanying the song ‘Cloudbusting’), the narrative personas explored across her discography (e.g. the witch in ‘Waking the Witch ’), and her use of technology in the post-Fairlight era. 25 of her singles have entered the UK Top 40, and she has released 10 studio albums which have all reached the Top 10 album chart. She has only given two tours in her 40-year career, the most recent being in 2014. In 2018, she released a book containing a compilation of her lyrics called How to Be Invisible: Selected Lyrics. The title refers to her increasing absence from the popular music scene after her 1979 tour, in which time she focused on her music publishing company (Kate Bush Music Ltd), enabling her to release albums at her own pace (there were 12 years between her seventh and eighth studio albums!).

You would be forgiven for thinking that Bush, being the unrepeatable musical force that she is, is some sort of musical Immaculate Conception: born from God-knows-where, and free of inherited musical norms with her quirky mix of sounds. While a certain amount of free-spiritedness seems to be required, much of Bush’s music is self-admittedly a rolling-of-the-ball; absorbing and passing on tastes she inherited from her surroundings, especially those of her brothers.

Even on her first album, The Kick Inside, Bush’s musical innovation was apparent, but not unexplained. ‘Them Heavy People’, track number 11, acts as a letter of gratitude for musical and cultural. Lyrics like “They read me Gurdjieff and Jesu” probably sounded slightly less abstract during the hippy culture of the 1970s, but are references to her brothers introducing her to new philosophical approaches to life.

Further influences were inheited from her dance training under Lindsay Kemp; ‘Moving’, the first track of the album, is a tribute to his fluid sensuality which comes across in much of Bush’s choreography. He is an integral force in her videos and stagecraft.

Her exposure to literature, likely also to be a result of inherited familial habits, forms the basis of much of her lyrical work too: without a family-gathering around the TV to watch a BBC Adaptation of Wuthering Heights, we may never have heard the swooping calls of “Heathcliff, it’s me, I’m Cathy.”

It perhaps says something of the depth of Bush’s artistry to point out that so far, these inheritances have all formed part of only one album, and her debut album at that. Anyone aware of Bush’s works outside of ‘Wuthering Heights’, or indeed of any spoofs and parodies, will be indirectly aware of another colour within her music which she inherited from her brother Paddy.

Paddy, an original member of the KT Bush Band (the precursor to her solo career) features on all of Kate’s studio albums until Aerial in 2005. As well as playing an assortment of ‘normal’ instruments, he plays the mandolin, balalaika, sitar, koto, and digeridoo. It is no wonder then, that some of these instruments (and the musical cultures from which they originate) form the backbone of Bush’s musical landscapes. For example, ‘The Dreaming’, sang in an Australian accent, explores the stories of destruction of Aboriginal homelands by white Australians in their quest for Uranium and, naturally, features a digeridoo.

This musical shaping, exploring various cultures from near and far, was an inherited interest, supported and enabled by her family. This allowed for the creation of uniquely geographical pieces of music.

Bush’s artistry, gorgeously unique and shockingly innovative, is nonetheless inherited from various persons in her life. These ‘heavy people’, who shaped her musical individuality also, perhaps bizarrely, make her achievements more impressive. Inheritance enabled, but is not wholly responsible for, her success.

Is the band ‘shame’ just shameful?

Often cited as Britain’s most exciting and upcoming post-punk band, Shame have pricked ears of alternative music fans across the nation. Yet few people can make up their minds on whether Shame are the next-big-thing, or repetitive drivel.

In the Guardian’s recent article,Shame’s feature leaves you with a mediocre and on-the-fence response as to whether these 20-something boys are making their mark in the right way. Michael Hann paints a picture of these five musicians who can’t even seem to decide on their future prospects, have extreme views on annihilating their fans, and are uncertain about what the term ‘rock’ really means in music today.

It seems that the band is trying to recreate a scene which moves away from the Britpop, lager-drinking and bucket-hat wearing indie crowds of the ‘90s and early 2000s. They appear to want to bring in more recent political motives and punk attitudes in a way that makes their anthems more meaningful and current. For example, their single on Theresa May and the Brexit deal clearly situates their anger and disillusionment at the system, safely placing their ethos in the compounds of the political punk scene developed by the likes of The Sex Pistols. They continue to address issues raised in first and second wave punk, such as the place of women at gigs and the experience of young people in modern society. However, this has led to the band advocating a move away from the laddish and masculine bravado of the post-punk and indie bands around them.

Their style seems ordinary and not at all shocking, with a slight resemblance to The Smiths. The 5-piece usually don shirts, trousers and jackets; far-removed from the style which traditionally signifies a punk identity. This visual difference is reinforced in their video for ‘One Rizla’ where they comically resemble young farmers, and couple this look with dry and stripped back, slightly off-key vocals.

Yet, talking of the laddish punk rock attitude that they claim to despise, lead singer Charlie Steen’s love of taking his top off on stage, casually smoking and licking the faces of members of the crowd seems to follow in the footsteps of Iggy Pop and, more recently, Isaac Holman from Slaves. Despite being perhaps the most important band in the current post-punk scene, one would assume that Shame would be against the larger-drinking duo. However, one cannot help but feel like they emulate in their performance and catchy, poignant songs. What seems to be the difference between Shame and Slaves is one of attitude and ethos surrounding the place of contemporary punk-rock.

Usually, I’d argue that Shame’s controversy has arisen for good reason: that no great punk band ever comes into existence without ruffling a few feathers. The issue is that they’re not challenging their critics, but instead their would-be supporters. The band’s concrete views on who their fans should be and that any rock and roll lifestyle is disgraceful seems to be alienating many. Really, no punk band has ever, or should ever, limit those who listen to their music.

This poses the question as to whether Shame have got it all wrong, and whether other artists are unlikely to support them with their aloof attitude which seems to be policing a scene that they’ve barely put a toe in to. So, should we ask Shame to stop trying to shame other bands – to say stop acting like you know it all already, and ‘well actually mate, I like my lager so f*ck off?’

The New Bridget Jones?

Queenie Jenkins has just broken up with her boyfriend. Except not really, they’ve just decided to take a break. Which is fine. But also, is it? Because what does ‘break’ even mean anyway? Can they sleep with other people? Should she expect a phone call in which Tom (her boyfriend – or ex?) professes his undying love at any moment? These are the thoughts running through Queenie’s mind, which she also tries to juggle with her career as a journalist. Carty-Williams expertly handles Queenie’s difficulties in romantic, family and professional life in an emotional, hilarious and tender novel. 

The book has been dubbed the new Bridget Jones for millennials, and it’s not difficult to see why – a young woman has different romantic encounters of varying success while teetering on the edge of some sort of emotional breakdown. But this comparison betrays a lack of engagement with what Carty-Williams has created. While Queenie is indeed a young woman navigating romantic and professional changes, we mustn’t forget that Queenie’s experiences are defined, mediated and shaped by the fact that she is black. 

Carty-Williams navigates uncomfortable episodes in the life of a young black woman with the honesty and emotional depth that they deserve. The book is not afraid to deal with heavy themes, even as it makes you laugh out loud. But Queenie isn’t falling apart at every single racially charged encounter she has. She’s dropping them in the group-chat, picking it apart with her friends, getting rightfully angry, and moving on – an experience that likely hits close to home for many black women. The group-chat is the place to fall apart if you can’t in real life.

Carty-Williams’ exploration of female friendship is one of the highlights of the book. She creates women who feel incredibly nuanced and thoughtfully-crafted, even in their text messages alone. It’s through the group-chat that we see the girls share heartbreak, banter, and support. These women are an absolute triumph for the novel and in the moments when you don’t feel like a Queenie, you might feel like a Kyazike, Queenie’s best friend since childhood – who also happens to be one of the most dynamic characters in the text.  

Perhaps most importantly, Carty-Williams not only deconstructs the notion of the ‘Strong Black Woman’, she completely rejects it. We all know the type: the strong black woman doesn’t need a man because she has herself. But, like any stereotype, there’s no complexity to this, and that’s what Carty-Williams fights against. Queenie cries. Queenie needs people.  Queenie doesn’t necessarily need a man but she does need to be loved – which is perhaps the most important thread running through the book: reminding oneself that one is worthy of love.  

One of the most tender moments of the novel is just Queenie looking at her mother and thinking about all the silent sacrifices she has made to allow Queenie to become who she is, and thinking of the love they both deserve. Queenie inherits her mother’s, and her grandmother’s, struggles, but she also inherits the strength it took for them to be who they are.

So for the women who don’t see themselves in Bridget, who deal with heartbreak and racism and love and sadness and everything that comes with it, this is it. This is your book. Candice Carty-Williams has crafted the woman you need: her name is Queenie. 

An Old War in a New Light

The greatest virtue of Max Hastings’ Vietnam: An Epic Tragedy, out in paperback last month, is the bracing British cynicism he brings to a long-debated war. He strikes a kind of balance (albeit debatable) in his report of this controversial conflict mainly by being equally damning to both sides. Accounts of Vietnam are usually shaped by their stances: anti-war lobbyists lambasting the US and defending the North; conservatives blaming domestic weakness for undermining American ‘boys in the field’. In order to really understand this war, Hastings has skillfully stripped all that away and placed the war in a proper context. After all, ‘casual violence towards civilians and prisoners are inseparable from all conflicts’, but Vietnam has a unique and disturbing character all of its own.

Hastings confronts the war’s dark inheritance – that, for some in the
West to this day, Vietnam is a war, not a country – and tries to humanise those af- fected by giving a human face to the events. He uses his long history as a journalist to weave individual stories into the book’s rich texture, from the general who missed a coup when his alarm didn’t go off, to the Saigon prostitutes and peasants who had their lives swept up in the brutal conflict.

Hastings pins America’s failure on her military and political leadership. Clueless ground commanders are shown indulging in ‘folly of Crimean proportions’. But the rot starts at the head: Nixon and Kissinger are particularly excoriated for allowing ‘gratuitous years of carnage’, fighting a war they knew they couldn’t win. In Hastings’ view, America’s fatal mistake was thinking military strength could repair a political failure: the lack of a viable South Vietnamese state that commanded its population’s loyalty. While Hastings could have gone further in incorporating American domestic political considerations – he neglects, say, the impact of Robert Kennedy running for the Presidential nomination in 1968 – and in dissecting the ideological motivation of both nations’ soldiers, this is to quibble with a remarkably penetrating account of an intractable topic.

Coming away from this book, I felt Hastings had successfully presented the conflict so as to bring out both sides’ brutality. The ‘Tragedy’” in the title perfectly summarises the war’s corrupting effect on those caught up in it. Hast- ings places American atrocities such as Mai Lai or the use of Agent Orange against those of their Vietnamese opponents, with the undeniable victims, in both cases, the ordinary men, women and children of the warzone. The North and Vietcong ruled by terror, disembowelling and castrating peas- ants who opposed them, butchering babies and burying recusant families alive. What- ever one’s views on the ethics of the war, any image of noble freedom fighters is shown to be a gross simplification– the Vietcong could be monstrously sadistic, and marked their victory in 1975 by throwing 300,000 South Vietnamese in concentration camps. As so often, their victims were the native inhabitants.

As such, for understanding the Vietnam War, I recommend this book highly. For a balanced, well-researched take on the conflict, this is excellent. Hastings has written a harrowing account that leaves you in no doubt of the titular Tragedy, from the eyes of those who endured it.

Over two thirds of Classics students privately educated for last five years

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Oxford University data shows that 67.3% of students admitted to study Classics since 2012 have been privately educated, compared to just 24.7% who attended UK state schools, Cherwell can reveal.

Data released to Cherwell following a Freedom of Information request reveals a significant admissions gap between other subjects and the 696 Classics undergraduates accepted.

Just 22.4% of students admitted for Maths and 40% of those admitted to study English in 2012-2017 attended independent schools. Privately educated students made up 41.8% of all undergraduates admitted in 2017, according to the University’s 2018 access report. In the same year 65.8% of all students admitted for Classics were privately educated.

The data also shows that although international students make up 22.1% of Oxford’s undergraduate population, they comprise just 7.9% of those admitted to study Classics.

The 2018 Access Report noted that “21% of independent applications were for five of the least oversubscribed subjects (Classics, Music, Modern Languages, Chemistry, and English), compared with 16% of state applications”. Archaeology and Anthropology also saw a disparity of over 10%, with 57.1% of students admitted in 2017 having previously attended independent schools, 15.3% higher than the figure for all undergraduates. This has increased from an average of 50% over the last five years.

PPE, the degree described in 2017 by The Guardian as “a factory for politicians and the people who judge them for a living”, admitted just a third of its students from Independent Schools in 2012-2017 compared to just over 40% from UK state schools.

Similarly, independent school students make up 30.5% of students admitted to study Physics, whilst 50.2% of places to study physics go to students from UK state schools.

The SU’s VP Access and Admissions told Cherwell: “The SU is glad to be working with the University as a whole to improve access for disadvantaged students, but Classics does face particular challenges.”

One Classics finalists said: “Classics at Oxford has a higher emphasis on translation in the original language than basically any other uni which makes it harder to access. It also has a notorious divide between course 1 and course 2 achievement of firsts which falls heaviest on those from non-private backgrounds.”

The University and the Classics Faculty have been contacted for comment.

From Kowloon to Kennedy Town

It’s surprising, that if you look inside a tourist guide to Hong Kong, its century-old tram system will almost inevitably crop up. Along with the sweeping visions of metropolitan Hong Kong available from the Peak and the incense-heavy feelings of antiquity garnered from Man Mo Temple, these guides will encourage you to pay HK$2.60 (the equivalent of 25p) to hop on what locals affectionately refer to as a ‘Ding Ding’ and cross the length of Hong Kong Island.

They are advertised as an entertaining pastime, giving a little cross-section of the city with all its different layers, and have become emblematic of the uniqueness of Hong Kong life. The system is only in place on the Island, and so does not extend to Hong Kong’s other two territories of Kowloon and New Territories, and the guides encourage tourists to be attentive, spontaneous, but most of all light-hearted.

But the trams’ innocuous design disguises the fact that they can be used as a lens into the city, to delve past its reputation made up only of gleaming skyscrapers, ascending economic growth and a secure positioning within the Asian Tigers.

To ride them is to reveal something more beneath a shiny, one-note facade of ricocheting development. Today, riding the trams gives an intimate, up-close view of the city. Unlike the MTR, Hong Kong’s underground transportation system, the tram tracks are not hidden away.

They cut right through the centre of the public streets, offering an immersion within the teeming metropolis – teeming with crowds enduring the tropical heat, with high-rise buildings forming a crooked and glitzy skyline. In this lively, ultramodern city, then, there’s actually something quite romantic about riding the comparatively archaic trams.

Though modern tram systems exist throughout the western world – in Edinburgh, Amsterdam, Istanbul – the fact that initial proposals for the Hong Kong system stretch way back to 1881 seems to transport the rider to a bygone era. It’s a nostalgic act to sit in a rickety box with no air conditioning and jarringly uneven tracks to watch the city go by, instead of taking the high-speed MTR line or hailing a taxi.

There’s even something admirable in the fact that this humble, quaint old thing has survived the various national traumas of the 20th century to continue providing for the people of Hong Kong today.

Yet despite its anachronistic feel, the trams have still modernised with the times. There used to be a class distinction, with first-class passengers given the privilege of riding the open-top deck and the third-class ones given limited space below, but by scrapping class differentiation and permitting female conductors to drive in the early 1970s, Hong Kong Tramways has in its own way reflected social progression.

More recently, following the 2017 rebranding, the firm is under pressure to increase fares to HK$2.30 per ride for adults – the equivalent of 0.22 British Pound Sterling – to be able to continue the tram line’s history and functionality. Taking the tram isn’t only a quaint pastime, then, or a sweet reminder of your grandma’s copy of ‘The Trolley Song’ from Meet Me in St. Louis.

It can also be an effective way of bearing witness to the many socio-economic contradictions of the city. If you ride on the lower deck, you are upfront and face to-face with urban street life, with late-night fruit stalls and weary waiters smoking outside somewhat dilapidated restaurants. But if you travel on the upper deck, you get that postcard perfect image of the Hong Kong skyline; skyscrapers jutting out and whipping by at every turn, their square windows gaping open and twitching with light.

You breeze by the bright lights of the Admiralty district, where many of the city’s banks and major corporations live, much like in the City in London. In other words, it makes clear the distinction between the western vision of the high-speed development of the Island and the reality of its intermediary state.

Although the areas of extreme poverty in Hong Kong lie in Kowloon and New Territories, a gentler but still potent disparity in the development of the Island is visible from the trams.

From the very wealthy Wan Chai district, where the residents have the highest household income in the whole territory, the view pans out to the less affluent areas the further east and west the tramline takes you. It is a socio-economic disparity as well as a visual one; the tram travels through Central, where less than 5% of the population live in poverty, to Shau Kei Wan, where some areas have as much as up to 25% of the residents living under the poverty line, in around half an hour.

The Island’s development feels disorderly and asymmetrical. The end of the tramline feels like an entirely different world to the one that we start with in central Hong Kong. Quiter, more remote, being beside the water: whilst there is a clear socio-economic disparity across the Island, when you have been in the hectic city for a longer period of time, the quiet is a welcome change.

The overwhelming density of tall buildings only really subsides when the tram reaches Kennedy Town, a small area by the seafront, on the corner of the Island. The difference as the tram pulls in is striking – though no district in Hong Kong can provide a true reprieve from sky-high housing blocks, Kennedy Town comes closest to offering a withdrawal from the city’s assault on the senses. It is quaint and quiet in contrast to adjacent stops and has a feeling of remoteness. Its relative calm is one of the benefits of the tram system; the trams do not interrupt community life – they allow for organic growth, for areas to develop slowly and retain their local identity.

It was only with the establishment of the MTR station in Kennedy Town in 2014 that the area received the first shocks of gentrification, with the government successfully emulating the style of economic growth and infrastructure development that the mainland government in Beijing is known for: aggressively pushing through plans over steady evolution. Luxury flats now line the waterfront, and in 2016 the government even planned to bulldoze the local Cadogan Street Temporary Garden – a welcome patch of green within the city – to make way for them.

Despite its failure to do so, insecurity among residents with regards to this kind of pressure remains; the anxiety over the potential erosion of their community persists. Even as a tourist, used to the sights of fancier restaurants and coffee shops in areas such as Admiralty — an extension of the central business district — the imminent gentrification is obvious. And it’s the same tale in thousands of cities around the world – it is not exclusive to this once isolated community at the corner of Hong Kong.

But rather than giving the government an excuse to pander either to corporations or to the government in Beijing, the tram system coexists, side-by-side, with the Hong Kong residents.

But as the tram line heads back into the districts of Central and Admiralty, you see some of the most expensive real estate in the world. The whole purpose of the tramway’s initial existence was to serve the primarily foreign inhabitants of these areas, as well as providing access to Victoria Peak, a mountain offering a startling panorama of the cityscape below and residences worth millions.

The Peak Reservation Ordinance, in effect from 1904 to 1930, enforced the legal segregation of the white and Chinese populations, ensuring the Peak area was inhabited exclusively by non-Chinese people (who were being pushed from the mainland into Hong Kong due to the spread of bubonic plague); during certain hours, the Peak Tram was similarly reserved for wealthy Europeans.

However, the clustering of expats in Central occurred more organically, with wealthy residents naturally gravitating towards more upmarket and expat-concentrated areas. Such demographic cleaving between the ethnic-Chinese and the colonialists was accommodated to and upheld by the government when deciding, for example, where to construct smooth-running transportation systems or where to reclaim land.

The tram track initially ran along the waterfront, closely following the undulating of the Island’s edge as it moves up and down like camel humps. But it has been pushed further inwards by constant land reclamation, and signifies the relentless prioritisation of British needs.

When, in 1855, then-governor Sir John Bowring proposed to reclaim land that would directly affect what was then called Praya Central, he received flak from British merchants who had private piers along the waterfront. Naturally, Bowring chose to begin reclamation work in the Western District, populated mainly by ethnic-Chinese inhabitants, instead.

But despite coming into contact with this history, the more you travel by tram the more you realise that it can also be a very flawed means of understanding a place. In the moment of travel, you are imbued with a tourist’s eye. Yes, you are exposed to the intimacies of street life or to these kind of moments of local history, but only ever in a passing, ephemeral fashion.

The tram travels slowly enough to give the impression of immersion, but as soon as you get up close, it whips you away again; there is no time for idle contemplation. As a result, it forces the rider to dismiss what they just saw, rather than fully engage with it. Although most of the 200,000 passengers that Hong Kong Tramways transports everyday are commuters, the tram feels like a tourist’s vehicle – for the visitor who desires a glimpse of ‘actual life’, but desires to go no closer; who seeks out intimacy with a different culture, but is too apprehensive to dig any deeper.

But more than this, trams, like most forms of transport, are naturally teleological, setting the rider on a determined route. There is no freedom of travelling, no turning down hidden alleyways or discovering secret gems untouched by tourists’ eyes – it is not in itself a vehicle of exploration.

But the fixed route laid out in Hong Kong can seem problematic, when it is understood that it has been conditioned by the colonial origins of the system. The first trams began operation in 1904, well into the British colonisation of the territory, with the first tramcars being built in the United Kingdom.

The trams are iconic in Hong Kong as a kind of historical quirk of the Island, but it begs reminding that that history is saturated with Western domination. That’s not to say that the experience of travelling by tram is therefore invalidated – Hong Kong’s reunification with China is only a recent affair, so it’s not at all unexpected that a great proportion of its culture and infrastructure has inherited this colonial residue.

The fact that the areas dotted along the tramline are the greatest cultural inheritors of this residue means that riding the trams breeds a very expat-oriented experience. Expat Focus ran an article entitled ‘The Best Places To Live In Hong Kong’; six out of the eight locations they recommend are accessible using the tram system, and only one lies outside Hong Kong Island.

Even the more remote Kennedy Town is now attracting an expat community and cultivating a more cosmopolitan slant. Though this cannot be said of the whole Island – especially of the less affluent areas towards the east – and though the socio-economic disparities are still visible, the inclination towards a somewhat inauthentic experience is still felt.

It’s felt especially when stopping at the Happy Valley Racecourse, which was built in 1845 as a form of entertainment for the British and now serves as a major tourist attraction. The fact that for tourists, the tram system facilitates journeying to the Happy Valley Racecourse highlights multiple tricky issues. The racecourse was built for the purpose of entertaining the British – the fact that it still remains a tourist highlight shows that Hong Kong still remains in the grip of British traditions, perhaps. g.

So, when riding the trams, you feel like you’re immersed, as if you’re really getting to know the place; but in reality, you are only getting to know the parts that history has carved out for you.

Tram tracks, like most elements of a city, are laid out by the winners of whatever cultural conflict it serves as a site for. The notion that Hong Kong is the epitome of economic development and the landmarks of British colonialism is a naive one. Beyond the skyscrapers which house the big corporations, there is a much more honest Hong Kong.

Though tramhopping is great fun and originated the idea for this piece, and though swinging to and from different parts of the Island is both entertaining and socially informative, there is a sense that there is much more of the Island that is off-limits; that ultimately, you’re only getting half the story.

Inheriting ‘The Big Score’

A great heist film, like a convincing magician or overconfident poker player, lives and dies by misdirection. Misdirection at its best comes in the form of deception, not only in a heist’s antagonistic force, but in well-earned deception of the audience. Made to remember and forget all at once, the audience is given an intricate understanding of the ‘set up’, the uneasy alliances and the colourful roster of characters that make up the crew. Within all of this, a heist film, if it is smart enough, attempts to develop the deeper narrative push for why we should care in the first place.

That last feature is one that has not always been necessary for a great crime caper. From Lavender Hill Mob (1951), to the Italian Job (1969), to Robert Redford’s The Sting (1973), the heist genre has been able to rely on ragtag antics, roguish protagonists and well-placed tension to carry the day. The payoff was what mattered in these films, and as such made them shine in their own slick execution. In our day and age, however, with an increasingly cine-literate audience that delight in their ability to foresee a twist or surprise ending from a mile away, how is the heist film faring?

It seems that the more enduring modern heist films have been the ones in which the heist is incidental to other narrative beats and richer character development. We tend to simply forget that celebrated recent additions, such as Baby Driver (2017) and Inception (2010) belong to the genre – we remember them for differing stylistic and thematic choices that have nevertheless entertained their audiences. What’s more, Steve McQueen’s Widows (2018) re-imagines the underdog nature of heist logic for a wider discussion on female identity. Increasingly, the inherited legacy of the heist is being re-shaped to tell more inspired stories.

Misdirection can still be preeminent, but often with diminishing returns. The Steven Soderbergh helmed Ocean’s 11 franchise is one such example – the recent outing Ocean’s 8 (2018) reflects a failed, glossy attempt to re-capture the charm of the original film with a new all-female cast. Despite clamouring objections across the internet and beyond, Ocean 8’s problem was never with its new female leads. Rather, the film was marred by the fact that it was part of a franchise attempting to re-package what had come before, whilst attempting to pave its own way with misdirection and twists that fell flat. Debbie Ocean (Sandra Bullock) may play the sister of the original films’ lead, but that does not necessitate her having the same motivations and compromising love interests. When lazy character choices persist, crafting an unpredictable story loses its heart.

What, then, has the heist genre inherited that still makes it so popular? The answer is set expectations. Audience familiarity can be a blessing or a curse for any sub-genre in cinema, but a heist flick will stand to benefit from initially wearing its heart on its sleeve. Audiences want to feel as if they have a grasp on the situation – one hand on the proverbial wheel, so to speak.

Within the language of the heist, this translates to ‘The Big Score’ – this can be anything from casino winnings to gold bullion, or in the brilliant case of Bill Forsyth’s That Sinking Feeling (1980), a stockpile of steel kitchen sinks. Whatever the score is, it represents a narrative endpoint, and something that even the most vigilant of viewers will be obliged to latch onto. More often than not, the antagonist of a heist movie is an easy-to-identify, despicable figure, deserving of some form of retributive justice due to their greed or general villainy. The heist becomes that justice and the eventual victory of our protagonists becomes the narrative fulfilment. There is much fun to be had with this. In most cases, we put conventional morality to the side and champion our motley crew of vault breakers or jewel thieves.

Yet we don’t want the film to ever make it too easy. The old adage “keep them guessing till the end” continues to ring true. Dramatic tension is still king, and the possibility of ‘The Big Score’ coming to fruition must always be in doubt. This is no small feat, and only works when the misdirection lies not just in the heist itself, but in the motivations of the characters involved.

The cool slickness and clever contrivances of heist films are very much at the core of what makes them beloved and dissected by cinema audiences. What’s more, these films have allowed for iconic moments in so many filmographies, with the genre being played with by directors from Tarantino to Guy Ritchie. Nevertheless, the dangers of ‘style over substance’ are at the heels of the modern heist film, forcing it to adapt. Ironically, this is the best inheritance the genre could ask for.

Riding into the Record Books

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The first Grand Tour of the cycling season got underway on Saturday as the first time trial of the Giro Italia was held in Bologna, Italy. 2018 was a huge year for British cycling, and we can only hope that this year matches it, as Britain is defending all three of the Grand Titles from last year.

Last year’s winner of the Giro Italia, Chris Froome, has opted to sit out this year’s event in order to focus on reclaiming the Tour de France title, as last year he had to make way for fellow Brit Geraint Thomas. In the Giro this year, Britain’s best bet for success is Simon Yates, from Bury, who led for much of last year’s event before blowing up in the later stages of the race. However, he achieved subsequent success by winning La Vuelta in Spain towards the end of the season. Despite being a British rider, Simon Yates rides for the Australian team Mitchelton-Scott and is joined on the team by his twin brother Adam.

Geraint Thomas is keen to repeat his Tour de France success this year but will naturally have strong competition from his teammate Chris Froome, and it remains to be seen which of the two will lead the team charge. Both men will be riding under the newly formed Team Ineos, who recently bought out Team Sky. The new team have inherited Team Sky’s management structure, led by the now legendary Dave Brailsford, and so it is safe to say that we can expect business as usual.

Nevertheless, this takeover has been labelled as highly controversial as Ineos is a British chemical company who is one of the largest manufacturers of chemicals and oil products in the world, including the production of solvents, biofuels, plastics, synthetic oils and insulation materials. The company is also involved with fracking in the north of England and the East Midlands, so naturally this takeover has caused outcry from many environmental campaigners.

Despite 2019 hopefully being another successful year for British cycling, we cannot discount challenges from other riders in the Grand Tours. The French are improving annually and Romain Bardet will be a strong threat for the British riders if he can remain injury-free. Australia’s Richie Porte will be more than a match as well, whilst other strong riders such as Tom Dumoulin, Nairo Quintana and Mikel Landa will also be hoping to find some glory.

Although at the moment British riders seem to be dominating the world of cycling, this certainly has not always been the case. The Tour de France was the first of the Grand Tours, having been established in 1903, and it has certainly cemented its way into the record books, as it is the most widely attended annual sporting event in the world. The Giro Italia was established shortly after in 1909, with La Vuelta finally taking shape in 1935. Britain has had a poor history of having any sort of world class riders, and the greatest success came from Chris Boardman in the 1990s, having won three stages in his Tour de France career.

Before Boardman came Tommy Simpson, who became the first British rider to wear the yellow jersey in the 1962 Tour de France and won two stages of La Vuelta in 1967. Unfortunately, Simpson’s career was cut short as in the thirteenth stage of the 1967 Tour de France, he collapsed and died during the ascent of Mont Ventoux at 29 years old.

Britain’s first real success came in 2012, with former track cyclist Bradley Wiggins winning the Tour de France in 2012. Since then, the Tour de France has been won by a British rider on six occasions, with the success culminating last year when Chris Froome won the Giro, Geraint Thomas won the Tour and Simon Yates won the Vuelta. Chris Froome stands out as the dominant British rider, having won six Grand Tours so far, while no other has won more than one, and this places him 7th in the all-time rankings.

However, this success has not just sprung from nowhere. At the turn of the century, the UK Sports Council consciously made the decision to pump more money into cycling. Consequently we saw a huge improvement in British cycling, initially on the track, as British riders became a force to be reckoned with. Many of Britain’s track cyclists then began to look for new challenges and turned their attention to road races, and therefore we have also been able to develop a string of world class road riders.

Although the Grand Tours are the highlight of men’s road racing each year, there are still no three week races similar to these on the women’s road cycling circuit. The only comparable race for the women is the Giro Rosa, which is a tenstage Italian road race, and is the only race that is treated as broadly equivalent to the Grand Tour. Britain’s Lizzie Deignan has been a source of success in recent years, becoming the World Road Race Champion in 2015, the 2014 Commonwealth Games Road Race Champion, and picking up silverware at the 2012 Summer Olympics. Despite this, it remains to be seen whether she will be back on top form for this year’s circuit, having recently given birth to a daughter.