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Anti-racist groups to protest AfD leader’s visit to the Union

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Stand Up to Racism Oxford and Unite Against Fascism have come together to organise a protest coinciding with Alternative für Deutschland (AfD) party leader Alice Weidel’s visit to the Oxford Union.

The AfD is the third largest party in the German Bundestag, but Stand Up to Racism Oxford’s Ian McKendrick argues that the party “built up its following by stoking up racism against migrants, Muslims, and refugees.”

As a member of parliament for the Baden-Württemberg region since 2017, Weidel has been outspoken on such issues, however claims that her own motivation for joining the party came from their anti-Euro stance.

Speaking on behalf of the Union, Union President Stephen Horvath defended its decision to invite Weidel.

He reiterated the organisation’s commitment to political neutrality and free speech, and also emphasised the fact that Union members would be afforded the opportunity to challenge Weidel and ask her questions once her initial speech was over.

Horvath told Cherwell: “The Oxford Union remains committed to the principles of political neutrality and free speech, and we invite a variety of political leaders from different countries and competing ideological camps.

“In recent years, those perspectives featured and questioned at the Union have ranged from Julius Malema, leader of the radically leftist Economic Freedom Fighters in South Africa, to Marine Le Pen.

“Alice Weidel is the leader of the largest opposition party in the German Parliament. After Dr Weidel’s speech in the Union’s debating Chamber, members will be welcome to ask her questions, and challenge her views if they wish.”

Concern about the AfD has risen in recent months following claims of its links to neo-Nazi groups in Germany. In September, their Thuringian leader, Björn Höcke, was one of several key party members who marched alongside far-right protest group Pegida in Chemnitz.

The ‘silent march’, as it was advertised, was called for by the party to honour the death of a local man, who was allegedly stabbed by an immigrant to Germany.

Expressing surprise at the idea that Weidel’s speakership invitation was controversial enough to merit protest, an AfD spokesperson told Cherwell: “The AfD is a constitutional state party.

“In the AfD, there are no members who are or were members of a far-right party. I think the protesters do not know what fascism and what racism is.”

Labour MP for Oxford East, Anneliese Dodds, expressed her disapproval at the invitation, saying: “It is very concerning to hear that the Oxford Union has gone out of its way to court a far-right politician in this way.”

Oxford City Councillor John Tanner described the planned visit as “an insult to the University, to Oxford’s minority communities and to all of us who believe in an open and multi-racial society.”

This is not the first time that the Union has been criticised for allegedly giving racism a platform in Oxford, past speakers include Tommy Robinson and Marine Le Pen.

Weidel’s speech is scheduled to begin at the Union at 8pm on 7th November. Protestors will gather from 6pm on St Michael’s Street.

The Oxford Revue: Best of the Fringe Review – ‘these are emerging talents’

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“The BEST of the Fringe? Maybe it should just be the good of the fringe? Or just of the fringe?”: Beginning his set with this self-deprecating joke, Joel Stanley humorously tackles the pressure of a show whose title broadcasts the word ‘best’. Certainly, the name of the Oxford Revue’s Fringe showcase set a bar of excellence that inflected my own expectations as I sat down for an evening of stand-up comedy.

And yet, despite this, I was not disappointed. What this show brings may not be the polished coherence of professional stand-up comedians, but it is witness to the exciting experimentation and energy of young comedians with new material and fresh characters.

Will Bearcroft’s brilliant magic-comedy routine that combined telepathy, a mechanical whisk and effortless confidence was a particularly impressive set in the evening. Likewise, Alison Middleton’s hilarious performance left me in stitches as she asked some ‘big’ questions with a philosophical sharpness perhaps only seen before in Kylie Jenner’s ‘realizing stuff 2k16’. Middleton’s facial expressions and delivery were a sight to behold, possessing a kind of clown-like control over her facial movements that makes her very watchable. Both Bearcroft, the ‘Bear’, and Middleton showcase a masterclass in confidence and delivery, their sheer self-assurance holding the audience like putty in their palms.

There are some fantastic one-liners in this show, particularly in Bill Freeman’s set in which he plays the persona, ‘Andrew the Serial-Killer’, a character pretty self-explanatory. Character comedy is a hard task to pull off and I was slightly dubious at the start of this ‘serial-killer’ set, feeling that the creepy-psycho-murderer character was perhaps well-trodden ground. Yet I was completely won over by Freeman’s terrifying, wild energy and the unflinching silliness of some of his jokes. His entertaining use of props and dynamic characterisation made him a highly watchable act.

Joel Stanley’s set began the show and, although the self-confessed least experienced of the night, he showed off some exciting originality and hilarious one-liners. He also delivered the only poo joke of the night and, for that, I am thankful to him. The night showcased a range of comedy from the more observational in Stanley’s set to the utterly absurd in that of Freeman’s, yet each made the terrifying task of stand-up look both natural and enjoyable. I felt quite at ease in the hands of these performers and from numerous less pleasant experiences of professional stand-ups at the Fringe, I know that this is no mean feat.

The best comedy, in my humble opinion, is always charged with ideas and thoughts that underpin the laughs. There were moments in the evening where I felt the content to be a little thin on the ground and longed for a set that attempted to probe or challenge ideas or assumptions in its jokes. Perhaps this was an unfair expectation in a student show, but I felt occasionally the comedians and MC strayed into the realm of anecdotes without much purpose. Yet there were a few, truly brilliant, incisive moments in the evening, a highlight being Stanley’s sharp mockery of the expectations placed on his stand-up content as a black comedian.

If at moments I searched for a meaty handle, a through-line or edge to direct the ideas or questions of these set-pieces, I was kept continually delighted by the humour and verve of these comedic performers. These are emerging talents. Albeit varying in experience and craft, they are each, nonetheless, genuinely entertaining and they warmly serve up an evening packed with laughs.

Transition wardrobes are a SCAM

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As per usual, fall fell short of expectations. Though Vogue persisted to write article after article about the new new neutrals and an A-Z trench-coat directory, it is becoming all too clear that bridging your wardrobe from summer to winter is a slick trick by the industry to hand over our student loans (and probably make us buy more UGGs).

The issue stems from our somewhat fabricated, idyllic picture of autumn: “seasons of mists and mellow fruitlessness, close bosom friend of the maturing sun,” along with chai lattes, cosy blankets, and pumpkin spice candles – a white girls dream… and Keats’? And the blame for this picture lies somewhere between film 80s flicks like ‘When Harry Met Sally’ and ‘Dead Poet’s Society’ and American vloggers flooding YouTube with their ‘FALL ROUTINE 2018’.

It seems that such a season doesn’t exist in Britain – the perfect weather, when all you need is a light jumper, lasts for about a week in September. By the time Fresher’s Week is over, thick coats and woollies have flooded the lecture rooms, UNIQLO proclaims a shortage of thermals, and the Atik cloakroom queue is busier than the bar.

We’re blinded by these buzzwords like ‘layering’, ‘durable’, or ‘autumn staples’. The textures, colours, and creativity that autumn brings are gorgeous. Some of the most innovative collections and designs appear in autumn. Instead of drowning under one big coat and scarf, we’ve seen experimentation with animal prints, tweeds and leather, even neon and PVC – yet the items are simply impractical.

Hermes and Loewe did leather coats for around £1,400 but apparently both got their inspiration from… ‘The Matrix’? And everyone is doing capes. Yes, it’s cute to feel like you’re in Little Women, but will all that space around your arms really keep you warm?

Autumn doesn’t exist. It’s wonderful to see designers with an excuse to produce more designs, but I can guarantee that you can survive the week of coolish weather with what you wore in summer paired with last year’s winter collection.

For those on a budget, the pressure to revamp your wardrobe for maybe six or seven different seasons a year is misleading. The shops want to sell and sell all year long. By creating a feeling of falling behind the trends, we’re convinced we need to buy more and buy more. Being ‘fashion forward’ is promoted as being fashion savvy and an inspiration to others.

But what is this pressure really? Nothing more than a convenient tool to never let us be satisfied with our wardrobes for longer than a few weeks.

These incredibly unnecessary trends simply highlight a disconnection between how the fashion industry understands consumerism. The idea that we’re all buying clothes for the next season in advance is a clear misunderstanding of the average customer – let alone students who can barely write an essay in advance of the actual tutorial.

Of course, Spring Summer lines are showcased in early autumn; it allows for smaller designers to take inspiration from the big fashion houses and visualise the upcoming trends, but this doesn’t mean the shops need to be saturated in unrelated clothes.

I speak for the majority when I say seasonal clothing is purchased as and when it is needed. It’s raining? Get an umbrella. Holiday abroad coming up? Time to get swimwear. So picture this: it’s the end of October, your housemates still won’t agree to put the heating on and there are NO more thermals at UNIQLO, so you go to Topshop, New Look, and even venture to John Lewis to look for a decent jacket – ANYTHING.

What do you find? SPRING CLOTHING. Florals, light jackets, ballet flats, floaty blouses, and everything but the item you desperately need. Why do brands punish the disorganised? Why discontinue the clothes that relate to the season you’re actually in? Why suddenly stop me spending my money on clothes when I actually want to?! This scam is more complex than we first thought.

So, what should we wear in autumn? How do we enjoy one of the best seasons, even if it doesn’t really exist? Of course, buy the pieces you like. If you don’t, it will be put on sale and discontinued before you know it.

For a more practical approach, reuse your summer tees and match them with some good jeans – thankfully available nearly all year round. Play with accessorises that transcend the seasons – baseball caps, jewellery, head scarfs, etc. It makes far more sense to invest in a good pair of boots and a study bag.

This is probably one of the main causes for the rise in popularity of online shopping. Companies like ASOS, Missguided, and Boohoo can hold a huge range of stock and, hence, always have pieces relating to different seasons and occasions. With these online brands, you can count on getting the pieces you need, whenever you need them.

What may seem like a rant against the ‘dangerous’ capitalist fashion industry, is simply a cry for more sense when it comes to collections changing every two weeks. Buy what you love, but be aware that there is no such thing as an ‘autumn essential’. Even Keats saw the illusion: “until they think warm days will never cease.” 

Let’s save our loans for more fresher antics, rise above the advertising, and make peace with the perfectly suitable wardrobes we already have.

The Imperative to Resist Injustice

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Many of us would presumably be familiar with the thought experiment of a drowning child in a shallow pond. You are an able-bodied pedestrian, walking past a child who is drowning in a pond; you could save them, incurring little costs to yourself beyond damaging your shoes. You nonetheless choose to walk past the child, leaving them to die, in preservation of your shoes.

The intuitive response to you here would presumably be as follows: we would find your apathy not only discerning and alarming, but worthy of moral condemnation. In other words, we intuit that the pedestrian in question has a prima facie duty to rescue the child, and the failure to comply with said duty – given the low costs involved – is morally reprehensible. It is deemed, in academic-lese, to be impermissible.

The universality of this intuition then leads us to a more curious question – for why, then, do we not share this very intuition when presented with instances of individuals refraining from, if not actively circumventing, the engagement of episodes of socioeconomic injustices?

From the housing crisis in London (see Grenfell last year) to the epidemic of sexual assault on campuses, from the fact that the electoral college settled for a historically unprecedented bigot as their choice for the 45th President of the US, to the political reality that witnessed a surge in virulent, bigoted candidates in countries ranging from Brazil to France, the Netherlands to the Philippines – the instances and frequency of large-scale, state-sanctioned (or at least tacitly condoned) injustices have increased, yet many remain unmoved.

Unmoved, in being politically apathetic and preferring to non-vote despite the importance of each and every vote; unmoved, in shying away from calling out and engaging political injustices because of the alleged fear of ‘over-politicisation’; unmoved, in being callously detached from the parallel realities inhabited by many who are far less privileged or fortunate.

I’d make the simple claim that the imperative to resist injustice, much as the duty to rescue the drowning child in a shallow pond, is not an option, but obligatory. There are several strong reasons in favour of thinking so, many of which clearly follow from common moral intuitions.

The first is a claim from virtue – that a virtuous political agent should harbour attitudes, traits, and beliefs that reflect a fundamental commitment to the dignity, humanity, and rights of others, and that such a virtuous political agent would opt to reflect their concerns for others through seeking to alleviate others’ suffering. Indeed, if we would not wish to end up sleeping rough on the streets, or as subjects of sexual harassment before the kangaroo courts of unsympathetic, victim-blaming public, why should we be OK with instances where others are placed in such undesirable positions?

It does not take someone who is maximally virtuous to participate in speaking out, voting and acting in defiance of injustice. It merely takes a pinch of virtue and a healthy dose of introspection.

The second reason is an extension of the Harm Principle. We find it almost truistic these days to repeat the John Stuart Mill mantra – that an individual’s right ends when it results in harms towards an innocent individual. Yet what we perhaps fail to recognise is that every time we choose to not donate towards a charity that addresses global poverty, or to not speak out on behalf of victims who are silenced in the status quo and are unable to do so on their own, or to not lobby for political changes in protection of ethnic minorities who suffer under gerrymandering and the Incarceration Complex…

We are committing an active and conscious choice to prioritise something we value more – whether it be our careers, or luxury, or a marginal modicum of time – over the needs and interests of others. This very active decision is something that can and should be judged as having incurred harm upon others.

For every word that is left unspoken, every act that is unperformed, and every decision consciously or implicitly made, could well be indirectly enshrining the powers of the oppressors against the oppressed.

The final justification sources from the unique relations that suggest that some of us are far more proximate to the victims in question than we’d like to comfortably think. Men benefit from faux-meritocratic systems that structurally discriminate against women in selection for education, employment, and promotions within workplaces. Wealthy businesspersons benefit from the lowering of taxes, which indirectly deprive the working classes of welfare and much-needed public infrastructure. White citizens of former colonial powers benefit from the accumulated wealth founded upon centuries of colonial oppression of former colonies.

If we are legally cognizant of the proposition that unjust enrichment is morally problematic and ought to be faulted, why should we not extend this principle to spheres of social justice, and recognise that beneficiaries from injustices have an active obligation to ameliorate said injustices?

The central objection to all of these claims is one of costliness – that it costs individuals far too much in order to resist injustices. In some instances, this may well be true; incurring death threats because of speaking out against a tyrannical regime whilst risking one’s life is probably a disproportionate risk that no one should reasonably take. It would be absurd to argue otherwise.

Yet this objection doesn’t stand, for several reasons. Firstly, this claim is simply empirically untrue for many cases: voting in the Mid-terms is not costly; signing a petition and raising awareness on one’s Facebook page for a particular cause is not costly; speaking out in a (generally) democratic society and lending your potentially greater media capital to typically silenced voices. All of these actions are not particularly costly to the individual.

Secondly, to the extent that it may be very costly for one individual to ameliorate all effects of existing injustices, this is where the collective action problem lies. If every member of the public chips in a little, whether it be in monetary or political terms, the cost that each member has to shoulder becomes substantially less. Saving a homeless man from sleeping rough for a year may impose a large financial sum upon the lone benefactor – but this sum can be quickly and easily reduced when distributed amongst ten or fifteen people.

So, the costliness objection simply does not stand.

Let’s not forget the clichéd yet sagacious saying: all it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing. From the victims of Grenfell to the rough sleepers on St. Giles, from the thousands of boats of people and refugees being turned away by wanton border controls, to the victims of Donald Trump’s tyrannical rule – these are individuals to whom we owe a most significant obligation in assistance and beneficence.

Let’s not legitimise our inaction with the fallacious excuse of costliness. In face of injustice, we fight – we do not compromise, we do not yield, and we certainly do not go gently into that good night.

Campaign for Southeast Asia centre receives royal backing

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The University of Oxford came a step closer to establishing a Centre for Southeast Asia Studies last week, at a ceremony held at the Sheldonian Theatre.

The Deputy King of Malaysia, Sultan Nazrin Shah, was involved in a ‘Royal launch’ at which he declared his support for the initiative.

The proposed Centre will be included in the Oxford School of Global and Area Studies, and will act as an aid to both research and teaching on Southeast Asia.

Shah, a Worcester PPE graduate and Chancellor of the University of Malaya, welcomed the idea. He said: “By creating a dedicated focus for research and teaching excellence in Southeast Asia Studies, Oxford will make a significant contribution to the global academy.

“This ambitious, thoughtfully-integrated knowledge enterprise will put Southeast Asia at its heart, benefitting both the citizens of the ASEAN (Association of Southeast Asian Nations) countries and the people of the wider world”.

Oxford City Council announces new youth support strategy

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Oxford City Council has announced plans to support under 25s in Oxford with a range of new and existing strategies aimed at enriching young people’s lives.

The council outlined on Wednesday how their Children and Young People’s Strategy will replace the council’s current Youth Ambition Strategy and Children and Young People’s Plan.

The aim is to work alongside their partners to support the work of the Children’s Trust, whilst ensuring safeguarding and support of schools.

They went on detail the funding that will occur over the five-year time period, which for the first time will include support for under-fives, and will increase the use of leisure and community centres by young people, amongst other things.

A new framework, ‘Ready by 21’, has also been introduced as part of the strategy which focusses on a collaboration with groups that are important to a young person’s journey into adulthood, such as schools and community groups.

The scheme aims for three main outcomes for children and young people: ‘Healthy & Safe’ advocates living healthily and social and mental wellbeing, ‘Connected’ aims to ensure positive identity and relationship with cultural competence, and ‘Productive’ which focuses on learning and academic accomplishments.

Three of the most ‘in-need’ areas in Oxford will be focussed on first, a scheme the Council have dubbed ‘zoning’, with the first ‘zone’ being a triangular area including East Oxford, Cowley and Blackbird Leys. The focus of ‘Ready 21’ will initially mainly be directed there.

Councillor Christine Simme, Executive Board Member for Supporting Local Communities, stated “I very much welcome this new initiative.

“By listening to young people and those who work with them, we hope that this strategy will lead to stronger communities, a joined up approach to our services and better opportunities for all young people in our city”.

Three videos can be found on the City Council’s YouTube page which features interviews with youth workers, families and young people to illustrate these aims and detail upcoming and current projects that the Children and Young People’s Strategy is involved with.

OUCA Bullingdon ban reversed after motion branded ‘unconstitutional’

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The Oxford University Conservative Association’s (OUCA) ban of Bullingdon Club members has been terminated, following a disciplinary meeting which found the passing of the motion to be unconstitutional.

Cherwell understands that a number of concerns were raised around the handling of the motion, the most prominent of which being that several non-OUCA attended last week’s meeting and voted for the ban.

The OUCA Disciplinary Committee alleged that the votes of several non-OUCA members were counted on several motions brought in the meeting of Council held in 1st week, including on the motion to ban Bullingdon members.

The Committee therefore ruled that last week’s verdict on the ban be nullified.

In addition to the ban motion, last week’s passing of a motion to change all pronouns in the OUCA constitution from ‘he’ to ‘they’ was also overturned.

OUCA President Ben Etty told Cherwell: “The overturning of the Bullingdon ban on a constitutional technicality is very disappointing, but it is only a minor setback. The ban will be re-proposed very soon and I’m confident this time that the much-needed change, supported by the vast majority of the membership, will be made permanent.”

Neither the ban nor the pronoun amendment were re-proposed at the meeting of Council this week.

Last week, Cherwell reported that Etty justified the proscription of Bullingdon members on the grounds that “if there was another story in the national press, it would be my face on it.”

This came despite his public claim that the ban was intended to “symbolise our desire to become a more inclusive association.”

Etty, who had supported past motions to ban the Bullingdon from the association, told Cherwell: “This was not a personally-motivated proposal, but was done in the best interests of the members of this association and the wider Conservative Party.

“In my view, this is something that was very long overdue for any self-respecting political organisation, and I’m confident that the vast majority of our members agree with me.”

There had also been suggestions from several members that Etty had “packed the room” with supporters – a suggestion that seems to have played out following the disciplinary ruling.

Minutes from the meeting of Council last Wednesday show ten OUCA members leaving the meeting promptly after the motion to ban Bullingdon members passed, six of whom attend the President’s college.

A previous attempt to ban Bullingdon members from OUCA came in Hilary term of this year, in the wake of negative coverage of the drunken behaviour of the Association’s members. However, the amendment was voted down overwhelmingly by members, as was another amendment attempt the following term.

At the time, then President and supporter of the amendment, Timothy Doyle, told Cherwell he believed some members “feared [a ban] would lead to maliciously-targeted proscriptions of student societies to prevent individual members’ holding office”.

Entry requirements are an arbitrary measure

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A Cherwell investigation last week revealed that 40% off all those who missed conditional offers last year still took up places at Oxford University.

The question we must be asking is whether or not this brute fact alone reduces the value of conditional offers, and of entry requirements? I would argue that whether or not it does is irrelevant. Oxford University is famed for its rigorous admissions process – where else other than Cambridge do you spend three days being subjected to a series of interviews?

For every place offered, over five students apply, and the vast majority of these are high-performing academic students. As such, it is evident, and it has always been so: good grades simply aren’t enough. One must pass every hurdle in the rigorous admissions process, from the entrance examination (the wounds of which may still be fresh for Freshers) to the interviews themselves.

Indeed, in the process of applying you pass tests on unknown topics, read and are quizzed on entirely new information. You meet and are forced to interact with tutors (who themselves are experts in their field). All of these things together combine to demonstrate one’s suitability for a place at Oxford, based on both academic merit and genuine passion and commitment.

Arguably therefore, missing the grade requirements by one or two grades does not suddenly make a student unfit for Oxford, because they have previously demonstrated time and time again that they are.

For instance, a student that has missed their entry requirements for PPE, achieving say AAB instead of the required AAA, may also have achieved in the high 80s in their entry test, making them, based on this metric, the crème de la crème of all applicants.

Indeed, Oxford places greatest emphasis on its own admissions tests, with the commonly held belief being that performance in these tests are a greater indicator of their end outcome in Finals.

This is primarily because although there is some opportunity to be pre-taught and to be tutored to do well in these tests, these examine the natural aptitude at certain skills such as problem solving or critical thinking. These skills are far harder to receive tutoring for than for say A levels, for instance.

As such, these tests are less likely to bias wealthy applicants, and using these as a primary measure is likely to be more conducive to leveling the playing field.

Notably, lots of factors can affect someone’s performance in exams. It is impossible to plan
for events like bereavements, mental health problems, relationship breakdowns, or illnesses, all of which may cause a person to perform below their true potential and cause them to slightly miss their grade requirements.

In relation to this, the average state comprehensive is unlikely to be able to provide the same pastoral support and guidance when a student is faced with mental health problems, for instance. This is primarily because of a difference in resources available.

The Freedom of Information (FoI) request sent by Cherwell notably revealed that 76.2% of students who didn’t meet their conditional offer went to state schools, which make up 57.7% of the total Oxford intake. As such, it is clear that state school students are disproportionately likely to miss their entry requirements, and as such are disproportionately likely to be affected by the imposition of such an arbitrary measure as grade requirements.

The University itself notes that ‘students with genuine mitigating circumstances will be in state schools’ and to say that students who don’t meet their entry requirements face a blanket rejection fails to consider factors external to the individual student that may have affected their performance.

We must not place so much emphasis on entry requirements, for to do so fails to widen participation, and may even mean that the University fails to attract the best students, regardless of where they are from.

Keble Warden ‘mightily sorry’ for undergrad accommodation cock-up

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Keble offcials have apolgised to students for forcing students to delay their arrival in Oxford, though insist they will “make no apology for not consulting.”

The apology came in an acrimonious open forum between students and staff, as they try to restore relations ahead of the coming year.

Following a failure to complete fire saftey tests in the college’s graduate accommodation prior to the start of term, second and third year undergraduates at Keble College were told to “postpone their arrival in Oxford.”

In an email sent by the college’s warden, Jonathan Phillips, on Monday of -1st week, the students were further told that “unless they [had] a compelling reason to be in College sooner,” they would only be allowed to take up residence at the college from Thursday 4th October.

Wednesday’s open forum was held to allow students affected by the accommodation mishap to voice their concerns.

Presided over by the warden, the forum was attended by Keble Bursar Roger Boden, Domestic Bursar Nick French, Senior Tutor Ali Rogers, and Welfare Fellow Nevsky Everett.

About 30 members of the Keble JCR were also present.

Noting the “considerable inconvenience” caused by the accommodation cock-up, Phillips said he was “mightily sorry”.

However, he added: “We had no time to consult [students about the best course of action], and I make no apology for not consulting.”

Students raised points about access, with one JCR member citing an email, dated 25th September, which explained: “In the circumstances we cannot accept as a compelling reason the fact that the only time you can be brought to College is at the weekend.”

Students also called for improved communication, noting the unclear emails sent five minutes before the college office closed during -1st week.

Phillips argued, that “the [college’s] motivation was good,” as they intended to communicate as quickly and clearly as possible, but acknowledged that there were still problems with the way in which information was distributed.

Questions were also raised about the temporary closure of the hall and the O’Reilly Theatre, which started last week and will end during the Easter Vacation.

Furthermore, there was discussion about college facilities, with MCR members being set to use JCR washing machines until the end of the month.

A third year at Keble told Cherwell: “Since I had already committed to coming back early, I had to sleep on friends’ floors for six nights.

“I had problems with storing my stuff as well, as my parents couldn’t take time off on the Thursday to help me move in.”

Another third-year student added: “The general feeling in college in the past has been the administration does not prioritise its undergraduate students.

“It was this discontent that meant the inconsiderate emails and delay in our return to college was disappointing, but not surprising, confirming what we’ve suspected all along.”

Gin and tonic’s history might leave you with a bitter taste

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A bitter mixer and a strong, pungent spirit: on paper, this drink isn’t the most attractive cocktail. It lacks the sweetness of other highballs (a drink with one mixer and one spirit) like a Cuba Libre or the complex preparation of an Old Fashioned, and yet, the Gin and Tonic has found itself the object of quixotry and a cult-like following.

I must confess a vested interest: gin and tonic has been my preferred drink for a few months. I have even found myself zesting an orange, buying red peppercorns and browsing the Fever Tree website.

I’ve got over it now, don’t worry: this week’s recipe has been a Tesco’s gin, stored in a water bottle with ‘Freddie’s gin’ scrawled across it, and a flat tonic.

But where has this seemingly odd partnership come from?

Gin and tonic’s ubiquity isn’t just down to our fascination with stylish consumables, it has a history of empire and disease.

Tonic is made when quinine, extracted from the bark of the cinchona tree, is dissolved in water, giving it that bitter taste. Quinine was, and still is, a medicine that treats malaria.

With the expansion of the British Empire into tropical regions came the risk of this disease. When the British took control of India in 1858, large numbers of troops were issued with quinine to combat malaria.

Today, we drink a less concentrated version of what was then, and is now, called ‘Indian tonic water’. To encourage his troops to drink this bitter and noisome medicine, one officer mixed it with Britain’s favourite spirit: gin. And thus, the G&T was born.

Unfortunately, it seems that our favourite tipple was a baby of colonialism. The production of quinine was mostly for agents of the Raj to keep them healthy; it acted as a crutch to the occupation.

This was true for most tropical colonies.

Nowadays, gin and tonic is as popular as ever. With the Office for National Statistics reintroducing gin into the basket of goods used to calculate inflation last year, gin and tonic continues to be supreme.

Well, that is until a new drink becomes fashionable. Whisky and soda anyone?