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Snapshot: A Night in Nerja

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The first thing that struck me on my night out in Spain was that all the lads (and I use that term liberally) in our group were wearing shorts. This was something of a novelty for me. Having come of age amid the nightlife of Manchester, it wasn’t so much that the bouncers wouldn’t let you in wearing shorts, but that the weather wouldn’t let you out in them. No such worries on the Costa del Sol as we sat outside a bar in Nerja until about 1am – but I’m getting ahead of myself.

The night began, as all good things do, with a bout of pre-drinks. Giving a whole new meaning to the term ‘party bus’, we hopped aboard the local public transport service to Nerja, trying to avoid the looks of distaste from other passengers as we unceremoniously cracked open our tinnies and slurped on the regrettably lukewarm froth that burst forth. Several miles and several more units later, we stumbled off the bus and into the aforementioned bar, where I had to contain my disbelief and delight at the price of drinks. A couple of euros for a cocktail? It’d be rude not to. As it happened, I was incredibly polite that evening.

My politeness endured into Tutti Frutti Square, where we sampled bars and clubs until about 4am, when my politeness began to catch up with me. Wetherspoon’s had softened me with their watery Woo Woos, so the liberal Spanish attitude to cocktail ratios hit me like a party bus to Nerja. However, it didn’t all end in tears. I managed to make friends with an alleged ‘shaman’, who tried to cure my ailments by tapping my head and showering me with water. Now there’s something you don’t see in the queue for Bridge.

Christ Church students in uproar over new ‘canteen-style’ informal hall

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Changes to Christ Church college’s dining policies have led to anger from students, with dissatisfaction at the changes leading some to an attempt a boycott of hall.

For a trial period starting this Michaelmas, informal hall – taking place at 6pm – will no longer be a catered service. Instead, students will be required to collect their meals at a canteen-style counter, bringing Christ Church in line with the majority of other colleges.

Formal hall, held daily at 7pm, will remain a catered service.

In addition, weekday breakfast will move from the 16th Century great hall to the less distinguished Freind Room, reportedly due to consistently low attendance.

Students expressed concern that once they are no longer served at their tables, and instead are made to queue to collect food, waiting times will grow insufferably long and college social life will suffer.

One student told Cherwell: “Some people are concerned that, under the trial system, they will have to queue for a long time to get food and that it will likely make dinner a less social occasion, with people all eating at different times within the time window for informal.”

Catered dining was described by Christ Church student George Hill as one of the college’s “defining features” in a Cherwell opinion piece. He further wrote that it is this tradition that “draws students to Christ Church”, and that the change was therefore “completely disingenuous towards the newly arriving freshers who may have to change their meal plans”.

Hill continued: “a self-catered service will no doubt reduce the quality of food, with more of it being prepared hours beforehand and kept under heat lamps. This in turn will put further strain on the formal hall staff, who will have to prepare more fresh food under a set menu.”

Other students have alleged to Cherwell that the changes were undertaken with no consultation of either the JCR executive or the wider student body.

When contacted for comment Christ Church’s JCR President said: “there will be ongoing discussion with the JCR about whether to make [the changes] permanent.”

Reportedly the student body did not even discover that plans to abolish catered service were set to take effect until the news was leaked in an Oxfeud post.

The Oxfeud post which allegedly started the row.

Following this, the JCR food representative contacted members to state: “Hall are also going to trial a self-service dinner for informal… Hopefully this should be a quicker alternative to waiting for three courses to be served but remember that this is on a trial basis and will be reviewed if it is unpopular or there are big queues!”

The apparent lack of regard from college for student opinion outraged many, and reportedly led some to attempt a “half-hearted and ultimately abandoned” boycott of hall.

Second year Christ Church student Ama Neubert told Cherwell: “The college went right over the JCR’s head and the lack of communication has left a bad taste in lots of our mouths. It is just a trial for this term but people have jokes about boycotting informal if it becomes a permanent fixture.”

Students at other colleges were less sympathetic, with one third year student at Hertford telling Cherwell: “I can understand the concerns relating to college democracy, but the idea that having to queue to be served dinner will tear apart Christ Church’s social fabric seems pretty absurd.

“If anything, being able to choose a time within a fairly wide window to eat is far more con- venient, and still allows friends to choose to arrive and sit together.”

Christ Church did not respond to a request for comment.

Fringe Round-up: Six of the Best Stand-Up Shows

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The Edinburgh Fringe boasts every possible kind of performance. During my week there
this summer, I saw everything from a ninja card show to a polished musical with one bellowing drunk actor. But by far the most commonly-advertised kind of show was stand-up comedy – and it soon became evident that the Fringe’s unfailing variety was present even within this most competitive of categories.

Tom Goodliffe’s Coffee Run

Rather than shifting endlessly between topics and jokes, the first stand-up show I saw followed a single extended anecdote. Tom Goodliffe’s quest to visit 60 independent London
coffee shops in a day makes for cosy and relaxing storytelling. While not consistently laugh-out-loud funny, Goodliffe’s earnest and friendly manner left me irresistably invested in his story of a hipster pilgrimage across the capital.

Gráinne with a Fada

Gráinne Maguire offers a far more classic stand up show. She weaves anecdotes from her childhood together with political comment, in an effort critique how those who try hard – and particularly those who must, like immigrants and women– are disliked, and caught in a double-bind. The show starts slowly, but gains momentum, flowing wonderfully. Maguire’s
light, self-deprecating humour is warming and a joy to watch.

George Egg: DIY Chef

Combining DIY, cooking and comedy, Egg’s show is truly remarkable. As he demonstrates
how to cook using a wallpaper stripper, drill or bucket, he speaks with a humourous charm, rooting his eclectic show in a compelling narrative, and creating a wonderfully upbeat atmosphere. Combining lighthearted anecdotes and poetry, Egg’s comic timing is flawless. (And his food delicious!)

Frankie Boyle: Prometheus Volume I

Boyle’s new show is outrageously funny, consistently leaving the audience in stitches. The material is tight: he wastes no time between jokes – although, at times, this comes at the
expense of flow. He deftly addresses salient issues through humour, tearing apart people’s fear of refugees through a bit about a Brummie offering to pop down to London by bus to carry out a terrorist attack, and being told that Ahmed, currently floating across the Mediterranean on a mattress, “has the Brits exactly where he wants them.” As is to be expected with Boyle, the jokes that rely on shock factor become tiresome, but overall Prometheus is truly entertaining, with masterful delivery and vivid language.

Shappi Khorsandi: Mistress and Misfit

Khorsandi’s show is remarkably informative, weaving together the history of Emma Hamilton, best known as Nelson’s mistress, with candid personal anecdotes. She interrogates the issue of female autonomy, examining how far we have come, and have left to go, in terms of the position of women in society.

Aung San Suu Kyi stripped of ‘Freedom of Oxford’ title

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The controversial leader of Myanmar, Aung San Suu Kyi, was stripped of her ‘Freedom of the City’ honour by Oxford Council at a meeting earlier this week.

The motion, which argued it was “no longer appropriate” for the politician to hold the award, was approved by a majority of city councillors on Monday.

Aung San Suu Kyi was awarded the Freedom of the City in 1997, in recognition of her pro-democracy activism. But despite winning a supermajority in Myanmar’s 2015 elections, violence towards the unrecognised Rohingya minority in the country has contin-ued under her leadership, drawing international criticism.

“The ethnic cleansing of the Rohingya people in Myanmar has shocked the world,” the Leader of Oxford City Council, Bob Price, told Cherwell.

“There is justied anger across the city and the Council that a Nobel Peace Prize laureate who is the Head of State in Myanmar has not only failed to condemn the violence but has actively queried the accuracy of the evidence presented by the United Nations and the international media.

“She was awarded the Freedom – which is the City’s highest honour – for her remarkable stand against military dictatorship and the imposition of authoritarian rule in her country.

“Her failure to stand up in similar fashion to military leadership in the face of such appalling violence against an ethnic and religious minority clearly leads to the conclusion that she is no longer worthy of the honour bestowed by the City of Oxford.”

This comes after news last week that St Hugh’s College has taken down its portrait of Aung San Suu Kyi, who studied Philosophy, Politics, and Economics (PPE) there in the 1960s. The Swan, a St Hugh’s blog, reported that the painting had been replaced by Yoshihiro Takada’s ‘Morning Glory’.

A spokesperson for St Hugh’s told Cherwell: “The College shares the grave international concerns about the persistent ethnic violence towards, and treatment of, the Rohingya community.

“We earnestly hope that Aung San Suu Kyi will do everything within her power to stop the violence and address the underlying issues as a matter of urgency.”

The University said it is not reviewing its decision to award the Myanmar leader an honorary degree in 2012.

La Bohème review – ‘Shabby and chic but not lacking in charm’

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As I make my way to St Leonard’s Church, east London, I’m confronted with the unmistakable sight and smells of Shoreditch on a Saturday night: the streets are thronging with drunk students seemingly attempting to live out the skint Amy Winehouse lifestyle, with a rollie in one hand and a Stella in the other. It seems that London’s corner of commodified authenticity is still very much alive and kicking.

In this self-professed centre of bougie artistic types, it isn’t difficult to imagine that a visit from a new tour of La Bohème – the tale of four young bohemian creatives living downtrodden in mid-nineteenth-century Paris – would go down a treat. It is even less difficult to imagine when you see that the company, edgy newcomers Barefoot Opera, promise a “youthful new production of Puccini’s classic love story”. (Indeed, the cast, largely made up of recent graduates, is markedly younger than the experienced performers on show at the Royal Opera House’s new production a couple of miles to west.)

But think again. Those in the audience inside St Leonard’s Church are, largely, just a more ‘well-worn’ version of what I imagine the Opera House’s regulars to be. All hornrimmed spectacles and corduroy history lecturer chic, they lack the worn-out converses and leather skirts which fill the streets outside. What’s more, the shabby interior of the church itself is a fitting refute to the veneer of faux-authenticity that characterises most of the local clubs and bars of the area. The flaking paintwork and melted wax down the walls creates an odd cocoon of charming authenticity within a whirlpool of cheap imitation. And the same could be said of the opera.

For Barefoot’s La Bohème is a startlingly engaging performance full of passionate intensity and an electric joie de vivre. Its small cast are certainly not lacking in oomph: along with just four accompanying musicians, their soaring crescendos are enough to fill the lofty church several times over. Lucy Ashton provides a particularly impressive debut as Mimi; she sings of “sewing the sight of spring” with a full-blooded soprano voice oozing life and character.

Despite its limited cast and minimal staging, the production captures the vibrancy of city life. Director Jenny Miller says she aimed “to allow this opera, so often predictably staid and performed by stars in their forties, a sense of real youthfulness,” and through her creative use of movement and choreography, a market scene is transformed into something dynamic and alive. Mid-aria, a sultry and unruly Musetta, played by the excellent Kayleigh McEvoy, jumps aboard a table as its contents come crashing down to let out a wild yet skillfully-executed high note which narrowly avoids becoming a shriek.

In its immediacy and chaos, we are reminded that what sets La Bohème apart from its rivals as one of the greatest ever on-stage love stories is not that the lovers are held back by society’s barriers – but that they are set too free.

But for all its energy, the production still manages to capture the tragic and tender core of the story: the gradual realization by the opera’s central couple that their romance is not meant to be – Mimi has contracted tuberculosis and Rudolfo, her lover, cannot afford the necessary medicine.

The scene when Andrew McGowan’s largely convincing – if faintly awkward – Rudolfo achingly confides the truth to the audience, all the while contrasted by Marcello’s (Oscar Castellino) crisp and biting baritone, is particularly memorable. The closing deathbed duet is as refreshing as it is touching.

The production’s dark and demure staging, emphasized all the more in St Leonard’s tattered interior, is the perfect contrast to the young romance played out on stage. (In fact, the whole harshness-of-the-cold-and-cruel-city vibe is really brought home by the police sirens wailing outside the church during the final scene – like an unwelcome soprano
being added to the cast.)

“It’s a little shabby but it’s cheap and good quality”: the translation projected onscreen during the market scene is a character’s dialogue from a bartering sketch, but she could just as well have been speaking of the production – which, for around £20, is a reviving and warming opera of talented young performers which still manages to pack a punch.

More than that, Barefoot’s La Bohème is also an uplifting reminder of the joy that comes with being young, free, and having nothing at all except little money and big ideas. Maybe I
should join those broke students on Shoreditch High Street after all.

La Bohème is at Wolfson College, Oxford on 14 October.

Oxford Union under fire for male-dominated term card

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The Oxford Union today faces mounting criticism over the gender imbalance of the speakers in its Michaelmas term card.

Of the overall 61 speakers confirmed last week, just twelve are women – arguably a markedly low figure for a university which has a 46% female student body. It’s also a noticeably worse percentage than that of the Cambridge Union’s term card, where eleven of the 28 speakers are women.

The over 80% male term card has been criticised by the Oxford SU VP for Women, Katy Haigh, who said in a statement to Cherwell: “While I greatly appreciate the efforts the Union has made recently to engage with topics of equality and diversity, we need to see more from the Oxford Union.

“An establishment as old and prestigious as the Oxford Union should surely have adequate power and resources to engage a more diverse range of speakers.”

Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden, activist and former White House intern Monica Lewinsky, and actor Anna Faris are a few of the women speaking this term.

Meanwhile, people of colour fare even worse, with only seven non-white speakers on the term card, including British Vogue editor-in-chief Edward Enninful and actor Terrence Howard .

The gender and racial imbalance has sparked a backlash from women’s and diversity officers across the University, who told Cherwell the Union needed to improve its representation of women and minorities.

The St Hilda’s Women’s Rep expressed her frustration with the term card that contains only two women of colour, compared with 44 white men. She said: “The Oxford Union’s term card proves that success and intelligence at Oxford are continuously and persistently equated with whiteness and masculinity.”

Rachell Collett, the Women’s Officer for both Class Act and Oxford University Labour Club, said she was not surprised by the gender disparity in an institution which she claimed is “dominated by private school boys”.

“I think a failing like this pretty much sums the Union up and shows just how much needs to change in a uni where debating and politics are still the preserve of men,” she said.

Chris Zabilowicz, the Union President, admitted that he was “disappointed” with the gender imbalance, but insisted that it did not reflect a bias held by the Union, just that more men accepted invitations.

“Anyone who knows me will support me when I say I very much care about diversity, as the first openly gay President of the Oxford Union and an access member myself, and that I strived to put together a term card that reflects this.”

Planning application withdrawn, beloved nightclub Cellar is ‘saved’

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A planning application to turn the Oxford nightclub Cellar into a retail space has been withdrawn, meaning the beloved venue could remain open in future.

According to the City Council’s website, the application to change the underground club into a retail space was withdrawn today after it received a high volume of objections.

On Facebook, the club’s owners heralded a “fantastic outcome”, and thanked “the incredible number of all you amazing supporters for taking the time to register your objection, and also for sharing your thoughts on this too.”

The Facebook post, since deleted, added that Cellar was in consultation with its solicitors “to see what the next moves are likely to be”.

The original planning application, put forward in August by the nightclub’s landlords, St Michael’s and All Saints, intended to refurbish the space into retail premises. It meant Cellar would have had to close its doors by early 2018.

The move provoked a petition against the planned closure which was signed by over 13,000 people.

In response to today’s news, Femi Williams, a Worcester College student who runs Gun Fingers nights at the venue, told Cherwell he was “delighted” by the news.

“Cellar provides a wonderful and necessary platform to celebrate music that isn’t immediately commercial – something that nowhere else in Oxford does in quite the same way.

“I’m delighted it’s here to stay – Gun Fingers can continue to thrive, and it’s great to see all the new nights which are popping up across all different genres offering genuinely good music. The Oxford scene is looking up again!”

St Hugh’s third-year Max Reynolds, who organises Dr Feelgood, said he was “absolutely over the moon at the news”.

He added: “Nightlife culture is often disregarded as superficial and unimportant, and so it is heartening that it has been recognised as having a tangible value.

“Well done to all those that supported the effort to protest its closure, I look forward to getting sweaty with you all in that hallowed basement.”

The Cellar, previously called The Corn Dolly and The Dolly, has hosted early gigs for successful bands such as Foals and Glass Animals. The venue has been owned since the 1980’s by the Hopkins family.

Additional reporting by Emily Lawford.

Tributes paid to Brasenose student found dead at Westgate site

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Tributes have paid to Max Mian, a Classics student at Brasenose, after he was found dead at the construction site of the new Westgate shopping centre early on Monday morning.

A builder on the site said it appeared that he had fallen from the John Lewis building.

According to Thames Valley Police, he is yet to be formally identified but the next of kin has been informed.

Police spokesperson Jessica Rodgerson said: “the death is unexplained but not suspicious so a file will be prepared for the coroner in due course.”

Tributes have been paid to the Norwich-born student, who was entering his second year at Brasenose College.

John Bowers, principal of Brasenose, said: “Max was a brilliant and popular student and we all miss him greatly. Our thoughts are especially with his family and friends and everyone at the college is doing all we can to help and support them and each other at such a difficult time.”

Miles Overton, the JCR president, said “Max was a popular, much-loved member of the Brasenose Junior Common Room. His tragic death has deeply shocked us all, but the supportive community in which we live has come together at this difficult time. Our thoughts are especially with Max’s family and friends, and we in the JCR will always feel his loss.”

Steffan Griffiths, the headteacher of his school in Norwich, confirmed the death and told The Oxford Mail: “I am deeply saddened by the news of the tragic death of Max Mian, who was a much loved member of Norwich School.”

“Max was a very gifted all-rounder, with a particular love of Classics. Our sympathies are with his family and many friends.

“They are in the thoughts and prayers of the Norwich School community.

“We ask that the privacy of the family and the school is respected at this time.”

A spokesperson for the Westgate Alliance said: “We can confirm that the incident which occurred on the Westgate Oxford site on October 2 did not involve a construction worker.

“Work will continue on-site ahead of the public opening on October 24 and we are continuing to support the emergency services with their ongoing investigations.”

University leaks names of bursary recipients

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University administrative officials accidentally leaked a confidential list of nearly 500 students receiving a bursary fund earlier this month.

An email addressed to 483 Moritz-Heyman scholars did not follow regular email procedures, with all students being CC’d rather than BCC’d. It meant that the names of all bursary recipients were left visible.

Soon after the initial email was sent, the administrative office fol- lowed up with an apology. “This morning you will have received an email from MH-internships@ careers.ox.ac.uk … which did not follow normal email procedures,” they wrote.

“Consequently all the email addresses were left visible. I am so sorry that this occurred and can assure you that this will not happen again.”

The Moritz-Heyman Scholarship programme is offered to up to 175 incoming students each year. It is a purely financial scholarship, for which students are assessed on multiple factors, including whether they have a parental income of under £16,000 per year, their school’s Oxbridge rate, and socio-economic indicators in their postcode area.

Students receiving the Moritz-Heyman scholarship are given the maximum bursary from the University (partially funded by the Moritz-Heyman programme) as well a reduction in their tuition fees. They are also offered access to an exclusive internships.

One second-year scholar said they were “astounded” to find out about the leak, despite the programme giving them “unparalleled support throughout (their) degree”.

They said: “This was private information that had been entrusted to them and although I personally don’t feel any repercussions, I’m angered as a point of principle.

“It was hopefully momentary, but still significant, lapse of competency among the team running the scholarship and a mistake that shouldn’t be taken too lightly”.

In response to the leak, a spokesperson from the University told Cherwell: “We take data security very seriously and the incident has been reported to the University’s data security team.

“The students involved received an apology as soon as we became aware of the error, and we have also updated our processes as a result of this incident.”

A third year Moritz-Heyman scholar said: “Personally, I was not too fazed by the whole thing because I am relatively public about my back- ground and the tremendous help MH has been. However, I can assume that some people the leak was embarrassing and deemed as careless.”

“Some students like me didn’t even notice the initial leak until the apology email was sent. So it probably more harm than good in some ways; however, in another light, the apology email did show that MH does seek to ensure the privacy of its scholars.”

Another second year scholar said they “don’t feel affected by the breach”.

Oxford SU have responded to the breach, telling Cherwell that “confidentiality in this situation is important”.

They said: “It is for a student to choose whether they identify themselves as being from lower so- cioeconomic backgrounds and such information should never be shared without their consent.”

This comes after Hertford accidentally shared the details of their unsuccessful applicants in January this year. The rejection email sent to 200 unsuccessful applicants contained personal information about the candidates.

The parent of one of the candidates told The Telegraph: “It is disappointing enough to be rejected after three days of intensive interviews without having your rejection letter splashed all over the world to all and sundry.”

Leaked: Bullingdon Club invitation letter

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This week, Oxford’s new students will decide which clubs they want to be part of for their first term at the university. And for anyone interested in joining the Bullingdon Club, Oxford’s most notorious and exclusive society, Cherwell has obtained a copy of their secret letter of instruction sent out to one of a select few.

The letter, printed in full below, was found under the former bed of a now third-year senior Bullingdon member. It details the processes the applicant must undergo to be accepted into the infamous all-male club that counts David Cameron, Boris Johnson, and several monarchs among its alumni.

The letter, from two years ago, instructs the recipient to meet at the Lamb and Flag pub at 1.30pm in an all-yellow outfit, carrying a “plush squirrel toy” a “diamond”, and a “smutty or left-wing publication”.

They are then told to order five specific drinks in a row – two whiskeys, two Boilermakers and a pint of champagne, while their progress is “monitored” by unnamed members. The only other instructions given are that the invitee must learn the names of ten previous members of the club, and does not speak to any past or present members until the Lamb and Flag meeting. The missive is mysteriously signed: “The General”.

The Bullingdon Club hit the headlines in June after Cherwell obtained a video of the club’s members being kicked out of Christ Church by college porters after attempting to take their annual group photograph on the steps. They were met with jeers and protests by other students as they were marched out.

Reports last year suggested the club, with only two members left, was facing extinction, as “no one wanted to join”.

Boris Johnson, another famous ex-member, was also recently heck- led by students when returning to his old college Balliol for lunch. He was greeted by shouts of: “Do you want to smash a restaurant? Do you want to burn £50 in front of a home- less person,” which alluded to the alleged debauched acts performed by the Bullingdon Club during Johnson’s time at Oxford.

The club, that has existed for over 200 years, have been known for their lavish spending, with club uniforms reportedly costing £3,500, and their raucous behaviour, with numerous stories of them vandalising buildings reported since their inception.

The letter in full: 

On the 29th of October, at exactly 1:30pm, you will be sat in the Lamb and Flag. You will be wearing a yellow shirt, a yellow suit, a yellow bow tie, yellow socks, and yellow shoes, holding a yellow rose in your lapel’s buttonhole. You will have on your possession a smutty or left wing publication, a fake/real diamond, and a plush squirrel toy.

Besides these you will carry nothing but your keys and passport. Upon arrival, you will order refreshments in the following sequence: a double whisky neat, a Boilermaker, a pint of champagne, a Boilermaker, and a double whiskey neat.

Your progress will be monitored and having finished we will send instructions. You must commit to memory 10 alumni of the Bullingdon Club. Do not be late. Do not overlook any instruction.

Valid we meet on the night, you are not speak to any member past or present, of the Bullingdon Club.

Yours expectingly,

The General