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Mice arrive at biomedical laboratory

The first mice have arrived for testing at Oxford’s new biomedical sciences research laboratory, as part of a staged plan to move animals in to the facility.

In July 2004 animal rights protesters from SPEAK halted construction until November 2005, after the University gained a court order restricting demonstrations to one day a week.

In the face of hostility Professor Alastair Buchan, head of Oxford’s medical sciences division, voiced his belief that the facility is a “significant step forward for biomedical research”.

 

MCR poach JCR housing

Students at New College have expressed anger following an MCR decision to swap popular undergraduate housing with less popular MCR housing.

The Weston Building is a highly rated accommodation block, currently housing fourth years, but after the swap fourth years will have to live in the subsidiary Sacher Building.

A second-year student described the accommodation in the Sacher building as distinctly inferior.

He said that the Sacher building has “all separate rooms… they seem quite unfriendly and boxy.”

In contrast, students living in the Weston Building live in, “6 bedroom flats with patios looking over the sportsgrounds”.

Students at New College have claimed that the Governing Body gave the JCR very short notice about the vote.

A second-year student said, ” I think it’s just quite arrogant of college not to really consult the JCR first… it seemed like they were trying to do it so that the JCR didn’t notice it at all.

“I think it’s quite unfair that students applying will think that they’re going to receive good fourth-year accommodation and then not get it.”

Current students were initially angered over the swap because they feared that it would affect them during their time at the college.

At a JCR meeting on Sunday, FHA Rep Stephen McGlynn proposed a motion, seconded by JCR President Matt Ranger, stating the JCR’s opinion that the swap should be postponed until summer 2012, by which time all of the current students will have graduated.

The college’s original goal, according to the meeting minutes, was that “such a move would be completed by three years’ time” from Michaelmas term 2008 and that “college may complete this move before then”.

MCR President Thomas Addock also attended the JCR meeting.
Entz rep Hardeep Rai said of the MCR’s participation, “we’re usually defensive and we don’t like change – but it was almost off-putting how nice they [the MCR] were. There has been dialogue about changes to the deadline… it’s actually nothing of the nightmare that we thought it might be.”

Michael Burden, the Dean, said that he had “nothing particular to say about the switch… it’s a very complex situation”.

The JCR President is scheduled for a meeting with the Dean on Wednesday the 12th.

 

A dinner enagement

I do not know enough about opera to say whether Isabella Cheevers, lead soprano in Lennox Berkeley’s A Dinner Engagement, is extraordinary or merely excellent. I know enough about theatre, though, to say this of her co-stars: bad acting looks even worse when set to music.

Additionally, I know enough about Oxford venues to wish that director and eminent thesp Max Hoehn had found anywhere – and I do mean anywhere – other than the Moser to stage this one-act comic opera. The technical explanation for such a small venue is that ‘young voices don’t carry’.

Well, if the audience can even hear the singers above Benedict Lewis-Smith’s excellent chamber orchestra, it will only be because countertenor Joe Bolger (who plays comic Cockney Mrs Kneebone with a kind of horrid friskiness) has no conception of the dynamics outlined in Berkeley’s 1950s score. His voice is extraordinary, but his performance much too self-satisfied. Casting the counter-tenor in a female role is the one interesting decision Hoehn has made.

The plot revolves around the visit of Grand Duchess (Cathy Bell) and her son (William Blake) to impoverished aristocrats George Coltart and Taya Smith. Smith, and Coltart in particular, both seem to think that opening eyes and mouth very wide constitutes acting. Blake has the tendency to move like a small, angry penguin, but sings divinely, in nice comic style. As an errand boy, Edmund Hastings gives the funniest performance, but unfortunately has only eight lines.

Isabella Cheevers doesn’t have a lot of voice (there are problems with aspiration and she’s a little weak above high F), but the voice she does have is outstanding. Combined with a welcome naturalness in her acting, she more than redeems the piece. Of the three stars which follow, one is for her, one for Berkeley’s witty, adventurous and allusive score, and one for the ambition of the director-conductor team.

You could do worse than see A Dinner Engagement: it has inspired me to see more opera. Just not this one.

Two stars

 

Behind the leaves

I am currently playing Otto in Through the Leaves, a remarkable play about the relationship between a tripe butcher and a heavy drinking factory worker set in 1970s West Germany, written by that country’s most frequently performed living playwright. It is the most enjoyable, moving and funny play that I’ve been in, and I’m writing this because I want people to come who’ve never heard of Franz Xaver Kroetz.

Kroetz was born in Munich in 1946. In the ‘60s he attended drama school, and worked as a banana cutter, a truck driver, and an orderly in a mental hospital to support himself. In the ‘70s he became an active member of the German Communist Party, and in 1971 attained celebrity when productions of two of his plays were disrupted by neo-fascists, causing the German police to place guards around the theatre. His 1970s plays depict men and women reduced to silence by their social condition, and are remarkable for their unflinching realism.

Approaching Kroetz is difficult; his style might be Beckettian, his silences Pinteresque – but that doesn’t say very much at all. Playwriting is, of course, a literary activity, but being a playwright is also about making, about labour and scaffolding: there’s a lot of grafting involved that isn’t primarily literary, but has more to do with making the play work.

Reading plays comparatively is like assessing houses solely on their HIPS report: does it have cavity wall insulation? Does it have loft insulation? You can ask of a play: does it have meaningful silences?, or, is there a sink on stage? All you will get is a series of ticked boxes – but you can’t tell from them whether you’re dealing with a tower block or the Palace of Versailles.

What attracted me about Kroetz was not the undoubted literary achievement of his plays, but the root cause behind them. Through the Leaves was written at a time when German communism had extended, in a few extreme cases, into terrorism: the Red Army Faction, formerly known as the Baader-Meinhof gang, were at large in Germany and committing violent murders in the name of freedom, and Kroetz, like many of his communist contemporaries, became a target for neo-fascist groups.

He would leave the communist party in 1980, having drawn disapproval for his unheroic characters; but at this time, he was an avowedly political playwright, whose plays depicted the faults and weaknesses of a society he wanted to reform. His work is arresting and fascinating as a result of the passions that motivated it and the ideas behind it. Kroetz’s profile in England should be much higher: his plays deserve wider recognition for their passionate and moving intensity.

 

Students oblivious to OUSU election

The overwhelming majority of Oxford students do not know when the OUSU elections are taking place and don’t even know who the presidential candidates are, a Cherwell survey has revealed.

Voting is due to open between Tuesday and Thursday next week, but only 17.8% of students knew that the elections are in sixth week, with some under the impression that they had already taken place.

Only 36% of those polled said that they intended to vote this year, despite the fact that online voting has been introduced by OUSU.

The poll also revealed that more than two-thirds of Oxford students cannot name any of the presidential candidates.

Luke Tryl, former President of the Oxford Union Society, is the most widely known, with 24% of students aware he is running.

Only 11% could name Stefan Baskerville, former JCR president of University College, whilst less than half that named John Maher, former JCR president of Keble College.

Baskerville appears to have the most backing at this stage, however, with the biggest proportion of those surveyed who intend to vote pledging him their support.

In a sample of almost 200 students, very few seemed fully informed on the upcoming election, with only three able to name all four candidates – a group which includes Aidan Simpson, the anti-tuition fees campaigner from Somerville College.

As further evidence of this, four students quizzed this week about the OUSU elections were under the impression that Lewis Iwu, the current OUSU President, was one of this year’s candidates.

Word of mouth

Many students claimed to only have heard of candidates because they had been invited to their Facebook groups or because they are in the same college as the candidate.

Of students polled at Keble, for example, 50% said they plan to vote for John Maher, their ex-JCR President.

The poll results left plenty of food for thought for the OUSU presidential candidates, with scores of apathetic students condemning the institution as hopeless and irrelevant.

One student even claimed to have no idea what OUSU was.
Thomas Crawford, a first year Mathematics student, admitted, “I don’t even know what it is, to be honest.”
He was not the only undergraduate to be somewhat oblivious to the current OUSU race.

James Gillard, a fresher from Jesus College, asked, “What relevance does this have to me? Doesn’t my JCR handle all of this? The ramifications of this vote have not been explained to me in any way.”

When asked for his opinion, a Worcesterite asked, “Are the elections even this term?”

Despite general apathy, however, turnout in next week’s OUSU elections is expected to substantially increase on previous years’ thanks to a complete reformation of polling.

Whereas previous polls were conducted by traditional balloting methods over a single day, this year’s poll will be carried out over three days and conducted entirely online.

Madeline Stanley, OUSU Returning Officer, revealed that each student will be sent a unique voter number which they will be able to use only once.

She stressed that she had upmost confidence in the new system, despite fears in some quarters that there could be teething problems.

“To give you some idea of the security this system has, it has been used by Westminster City Council and twenty local authorities,” she said.

“It could have been advertised better”

“Each individual’s vote is secure and moving to another computer won’t get you another vote.”

Many students, however, were unaware that they could now cast their ballots via the web.

“It could have been advertised better,” said one student, while another said that uncertainty about how to vote would probably stop her from bothering.

Others were encouraged by the change. “I don’t really care about OUSU, but if it’s online, why not?” quipped one student.

The vast majority of students, however, were unconvinced that their vote would make a difference to improving OUSU as an institution either way.

“I’ve never seen the effect of OUSU on my life,” said one voter, with another labelling OUSU “a little playground for people who want to put it on their CV.”

“It doesn’t matter who’s president, all the same things go on.”

 

Chain Reaction: Tears For Fears

Tears For Fears’ 1995 album, Everybody Loves A Happy Ending, could have been made for Donnie Darko. Its lilting melodies and bittersweet poetry are no less poignant than Mad World and no less nostalgic than Head Over Heels.

It is clear that Tears For Fears’ music in Donnie Darko had a massive impact on their career. Their previous release had been a best-of in 2001, with the last new work released in 1995. Curt Smith had left the band in 1990 and Roland Orzabal officially retired in 1996.

Basically, TFF was dead, and fans grieved. After Gary Jules released the single of Mad World, however, their old albums began flying off the shelf and they reunited to release an album, following it with a triumphant world tour.

Donnie Darko was riding the tip of the crest of a wave of 1980’s revival. Suddenly, enough time had passed for the 80’s to be cool again and TFF specifically were highlighted. They did not need the film to make them into a success, unlike Jules, they were already a success.

Donnie Darko merely reminded the public of the wonder and beauty of the best of a past era, complete with nostalgic images. Finally, there was more than one TFF song used, ‘Head Over Heels’ featuring in one of the most important sequences of the film.

So, the conclusion is clear. The career of Tears For Fears was thankfullly resurrected by the influence of the film: both are examples of popular culture reachimg the sublime.

 

Review: Wall-E

It’s not often a kids’ movie makes an interesting point, but this time Pixar wasn’t afraid to step up to the mark and offend. In ninety minutes it cut us down to size, highlighting our selfishness, greed and apathy.

The film begins on earth, wholly deserted save for a little robot garbage collector named Wall-E and a planet-load of rubbish. He spends the first half hour of the film sifting through various relics of humanity which have now been left to rust.

One of the film’s many saving graces is its lack of celebrity; there are no Zach Efron or Lindsay Lohan voice-overs. Instead, the animated AI give themselves personalities through a mixture of cutesy anthropomorphism and endless repetitions of their names, hence ‘Waaaaallll-Eeee’.

The adventure continues, leaving behind the desert landscapes of our post-apocalyptic world for the endless beauty of outer space where WALL-E finds true love, makes a whole host of robot friends (such as BRL-A, a faulty mobile umbrella robot which has trouble keeping itself closed) and encourages the humans to return to earth.

It’s here social satire reaches its height, with the humans having spent so long in their robot-run, luxury spaceship that they have become too fat to move. Instead they lounge around in mobile deck chairs constantly watching television and eating fast food – not much has changed. The scene in which the spaceship tips to one side sending hundreds of obese, ball shaped people rolling across the floor is simply hilarious.

So WALL-E manages to successfully break the mould, simultaneously being visually stunning, a social satire and a heartfelt, funny children’s movie. This is more than just a film for all the family; this is a film for all of humanity. It’s high time we got up off our fat arses and did something with our lives before we reduce our planet to dust and expect someone or something else to pick up the pieces.

Four stars

 

Why video games make bad films

George Street Odeon this week should be thick with leather jackets, cult t-shirts and weedy teenagers; Mark Wahlberg’s Max Payne is coming to town. We already know it’ll probably be the worst film you will see this winter: avoid it.

However, this is just one of many game-to-film casualties. Others include the shocking Resident Evil trilogy, the even worse House of the Dead, Alone in the dark and Hitman. Quite why the film industry continues to allow such rubbish to be made is beyond me, but pre-pubescent teenage boys will pay top dollar to see meaningless violence and female nudity.

This trend is inexplicably consistent. Most films have had more than respectable budgets behind them. What’s more, they’ve had the support of some solid talent; Angelina Jolie found success with her turn as Lara; Milla Jovovich nailed the lead role in Resident Evil. Olga Kurylenko came to Quantum of Solace after roles in Hitman and Max Payne. Doom carried that mindless genre of space-horror to its natural conclusion. So why the scepticism?

Films of games are a new challenge compared to adapting books, or even comics, because narrative is not the main principle of a game. It’s not strictly accurate to describe games as interactive movies: the movies they might have been rarely would be good ones. Indeed, Max Payne was effectively a satirical montage of action movie clichés; it’s right there in the title!

The reason we loved it as teenagers was that the experience was fresh and exciting, not because it read like a novel. Max Payne is a movie, based on a game, which was a game based on bad movies. It’s going to get messy.

Resident Evil is the only game adaptation so far to succeed, partially because of its decision to completely trash anything that remained of the original plotline. A couple of telling references were all that was needed to keep the fans happy.

The rest was all about making a damn entertaining zombie movie. Of course, Milla Jovovich completely naked may have boosted sales somewhat. Whereas, a fully clad Mark Wahlberg fighting demons as well as crackheads isn’t going to cut it.

So why will the next video game movie be terrible? I quote Uwe Boll, vilified director of House of the Dead: ‘Let’s be realistic, House of the Dead is a brainless shooter, where you shoot zombies into pieces. So what are you expecting from the movie, Schindler’s List?’. A little extreme?

Probably. But the point stands. Games are good story-telling, not good stories. So save your £6. Buy a book or something.

 

OUSU election: meet the candidates

Aiden Simpson, Somerville

Why should you be elected OUSU president?
Having been my JCR’s OUSU rep for a year I know how it works and its problems. I’ve recently become involved with Education Not for Sale and know about the wider anti-fees movement. I’ve also helped the Living Wage Campaign and campaigned against the abolition of the VP women position.

What relevant experience do you have?
Having been my JCR’s OUSU rep for a year I know how it works and its problems. I’ve recently become involved with Education Not for Sale and know about the wider anti-fees movement. I’ve also helped the Living Wage Campaign and campaigned against the abolition of the VP women position.

What would your main priority as president be?
My main priority would be that OUSU becomes more active in campaigning in Oxford and nationally. It is wrong to suggest OUSU shouldn’t concern itself with national campaigns such as against fees, or the contempt of many in the University towards access. I’d make sure these campaigns were taken seriously.

What is your position on top-up fees?
I support the abolition of fees and reintroduction of grants funded by taxing the rich. The current cap is arbitrary and merely a stepping stone towards unlimited fees, which the University wants. Those who fight merely to retain the current cap are likely to find they cannot even retain this.

What is your position on a central student venue?
In principle I support the idea of a Central Student Venue. However every year candidates promise this and every year they find that the funds just aren’t there. It is far more important that we focus on welfare and making OUSU the radical, campaigning student union it should be.

Stephen Baskerville, University

Why should you be elected OUSU president?
I have the approach and energy to get OUSU doing more for students on the important issues like quality of teaching, accommodation and welfare. I have the experience to do that in a way that makes common rooms stronger, develops student leadership and leads to change on a wider scale.

What relevant experience do you have?
As a JCR President I pioneered a new academic feedback system; negotiated a low rent deal at 3.5%; successfully lobbied for refurbishment of the bar; and established a bold new access scheme with college. I know how to achieve change at the college level and the support Common Rooms need.

What would your main priority as president be?
Winning change for students by building strong relationships with common room officers and ensuring they have the required skills. This means more training in how to negotiate rent, represent students, build budgets, and improve teaching. I will campaign for better student representation and a full reform of University disciplinary procedures.

What is your position on top-up fees?
Personally I am against raising the cap on fees. Higher Education funding should be fair and should recognise the shortfall in university funding of recent decades. We will consult students in order to get the best result from Government as it makes its decision on fees next year.

What is your position on a central student venue?
I am in favour of a central venue at the right price. This year’s OUSU team have prioritised it, and a group has been set up to investigate the options. The plan is to put these to Oxford students in a referendum, and I intend to implement what they choose.

John Maher, Keble

Why should you be elected OUSU president?
In a time where OUSU is undergoing comprehensive change, it needs a President that is not divisive; I am not a member of any student political party. Your Student Union should support you and make your life easier. I will deliver this for each and every student at this University.

What relevant experience do you have?
As JCR President I reinvigorated Keble students’ interest in their JCR, leading to increased turnout at meetings. I represented students to our Governing Body; I know how to negotiate with authority. I also revitalised and chaired OUSU’s Complaints Board; I can and will make OUSU more responsive to your concerns.

What would your main priority as president be?
Aside from top-up fees, I will ensure that students get a better rent deal. The current support given to Common Room officers is inadequate; I would launch OUSU’s rent campaign in Michaelmas and guarantee that OUSU provides them with the relevant information required to negotiate a fairer deal for students.

What is your position on top-up fees?
Fighting increased top-up fees will be my main priority. As an international student, I will leave Oxford with $120,000 debt; my mom mortgaged our house to send me here. The best part of England’s university system is that it does not exclude anyone; we must not allow this to change.

What is your position on a central student venue?
In principle I fully support a central student venue, which will restore pride in our Student Union and be a tangible symbol as to how OUSU is relevant to its students. In the meantime, OUSU should be expanding its relationship with Pulse and other societies to provide great nights out.

Luke Tryl, Magdalen

Why should you be elected OUSU president?
In too many ways this University fails us. Whether it’s the underfunding of the counselling service, the college academic lottery or the draconian attitude towards trashing. I believe I have the ability to take on the authorities. I’ve delivered University wide, fighting for students, which will always be my priority.

What relevant experience do you have?
I started attending OUSU council in my first term at Oxford as OUSU rep. As Union President I managed an organisation with a turnover of £900,000, almost three times the budget of OUSU. I worked for long term change: fighting for lower fees, expanding the access scheme and improving accountability.

What would your main priority as president be?
When I told someone I was running the first thing that they asked was: what does OUSU do? I’ll ensure that OUSU reaches out. The first steps are more referenda, ensuring that you’re heard, and greater accountability – giving you the power to sack us if we’re doing a bad job.

What is your position on top-up fees?
I’m opposed to any move which will make wealth rather than academic merit a criterion for Oxford admissions – I oppose any rise in student fees. I don’t want Oxford to become as inaccessible as US universities, making student life a struggle. I’ll lobby the University and government to stop it.

What is your position on a central student venue?
Great efforts have been made to improve clubbing this year. But three popular clubs are going to close costing 2,100 clubbing spaces – leading to longer queues and unsafe trips out of town. We should set aside profits from club nights and reinvest them in a permanent venue for students.

 

Bush’s last stand

President Bush is lying low these days. So low, in fact, that one might assume he has been whiling away his last months in office tossing balls for his terrier and choking on the occasional pretzel. And why not? With his name poison to any would-be politician’s campaign, America’s lame duck leader has had a lot of time to himself during the election.

But Bush & Co haven’t just been twiddling their thumbs. Never misunderestimate W: in its final weeks, the White House is hard at work dismantling many of the environmental protections still standing after eight years of all-out war. It’s scorched earth a la Bush.

Why the sudden flurry of activity? The current administration knows the deregulatory bacchanalia of the last eight years will end when Obama rolls up in January, so it’s rushing to pass out party favours to its industry guests before the Democratic killjoys arrive.

Now to the contents of the goodie bags. First up are attacks on two main environmental laws. Bush officials intend to weaken the Clean Air Act by loosening checks on industrial pollution while making it easier to place power plants next to national parks. Then there’s one for the polar bears: plans are afoot to gut the Endangered Species Act by removing scientific oversight and ignoring the impact of global warming on wildlife.

In fact, the only animal the current administration has displayed any affection for is the fox that guards the henhouse. Hence plans to let factory farms police the effluent they release into waterways and to hand over responsibility for sustainable fisheries to, you guessed it, the fishing industry!

And for those who think Obama will set all to right come Inauguration Day, your new slogan should be: No, he can’t. The old environmental regulations are no legislative Lazarus; once they’re gone, they’re gone and even Barack the Messiah won’t be able to resurrect them for at least a few years.

Bush certainly isn’t the first President to engage in a last-minute legislative cramming session. Near the end of his term, Bill Clinton tried to push through a number of environmentally-friendly initiatives. Clinton passed many of his laws too late, however, leading the incoming Republican staff free to suspend them.

Don’t count on the same mistake from Bush; George may have been a middling student at Yale, but he’s no slacker when it comes to his industry friends. The perpetual frat boy will be looking out for his business brotherhood until the party is over.