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‘Persevering through anything’: An interview with the cast and crew of Sweeney Todd

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You’ve seen the posters, the flyers, the trailer… Ahead of 00Productions’ Sweeney Todd opening at the Oxford Playhouse this week, Cherwell Stage spoke to Director Imogen Albert, Musical Director Isaac Adni, Producer Harvey Dovell, and leads Daniel McNamee (Sweeney) and Maggie Moriarty (Mrs Lovett) about Sondheim, sitzprobes, and the challenges of bringing a large-scale musical to life in a pandemic.

What made you want to get involved with this project?

Harvey: I’ve always wanted to do a big Playhouse musical and Sweeney is the perfect mix between a classic show and an opportunity for amazing designs. Imogen and I had just finished Oxford’s first virtual musical The Last Five Years and were looking forward to returning to in person theatre, and planning this gave us the drive to return.

Isaac: Musical directing Sondheim’s best musical in Oxford’s biggest student venue: I’m obviously not going to say no.

Daniel: It’s one of my favourite shows, when I heard it was happening there was never a question about auditioning.

Maggie: Pretty much the same as Danny: I think it’s a lush score by one of my all time faves. It also offered a last chance to squeeze a final show in before finals. 

What has been your favourite part of the process so far?

Imogen: Not one, but the beginning of every step of the process, from starting auditions to first blocking rehearsals to hearing the band for the first time and walking into the Playhouse.

Isaac: Hearing the full brass play together for the first time was incredible.

Daniel: Our first full day of rehearsal was very exciting, and the company is incredibly warm. It’s been lovely getting to know everyone.

Maggie: There have been many, but one that was the most thrilling was singing the opening ballad as a whole cast with the band for the first time. I’d never felt such a mix of excitement and nerves and awe all at once. Also, the first time doing ‘Little Priest’ with Danny was a whirlwind and ridiculously fun. 

Harvey: The moment when all the design sketches for the bid came in really is up there for me. It’s just so exciting to see the entire team’s creativity and have them spread their wings like the OP shows provide the opportunity for.

What has been the most challenging part of the process so far?

Isaac: Trying to work out ways for cast members to pluck notes out of thin air (thanks Sondheim!).

Maggie: The score for sure – particularly the final eleven bars I sing. Also getting covid near the show hasn’t done wonders for the voice and remembering all the blocking. 

Harvey: COVID. It’s just been in our way at every turn. From the very beginning of the process almost every plan needed multiple backup plans and even with all the preparation we had things still have been difficult in the recent weeks. But the team has pulled through and overcome so many obstacles to do this production.

How has it been trying to stage a musical with the effects of the pandemic?

Isaac: Dealing with people having to isolate is a massive pain.

Imogen: Yes. Yes it has. Like so hard. So many major changes last minute, so much uncertainty, so much out of control – we have to make like three back up plans for everything. Also having to cancel almost a week of rehearsals before show week, never getting a run of the show and not having a full cast, or knowing what the full cast is, until opening night. Also covid anxiety is real, on top of all the normal stresses of doing a large-scale Playhouse show.

Harvey: Endless difficulties have come up, with a new problem to solve almost every week. It makes each decision so much harder when you know that it knocks on to all the back up plans. The whole production process has been a lot more distant which has been a huge shame as it can be such a social process which has been limited this time.

Most memorable rehearsal story? 

Imogen: All the people looking in confused at why Danny is pointing razors at people, or when we’re just standing there crying… and then the one where we all got covid. 

Daniel: The super spreader sitzprobe event. (A sitzprobe is the first rehearsal the cast has doing the full show with orchestra.)

Maggie: When four cast members plus director started to cry at the end of a scene and MD Isaac looked on in confused horror. And yes, definitely that sitzprobe!

What have you learnt putting on this show? 

Imogen: All the possible ways to email your tutors and tell them you haven’t done the essay.

Maggie: Many new vocal tips and tricks from Isaac and our Assistant Musical Director Jake (the beauty of a ginger shot being my fave). And from Danny, the importance of forming a strong partnership of trust and understanding to bring this strange dysfunctional duo to life. 

Harvey: That you can never have enough back up plans. Persevering through everything and still being able to put the show we wanted on has shown that with a talented team challenges just take a little effort to overcome.

What specific challenges came with having the Playhouse as a venue and thus a larger scale, and how did you overcome them? 

Imogen: Not getting into venue until two days before opening, as there’s no space like it to rehearse. Also there’s so much tech to do, so there’s nothing really to prepare for something this large-scale within Oxford drama, especially for production team/head of department positions. 

Harvey: The set is a major one. To fill a space of this size with something that feels complete is difficult as every part of it needs to be constructed in the weeks leading up to the show. Building something that big can feel like an endless task and everyone that put time into the workshop has helped change it from wood and paint into a dramatic set! 

What advice would you give to those wanting to get involved with drama at Oxford?

Isaac: For actors, just audition: we can’t cast you if you don’t audition! For getting involved with directing/musical directing: network! Find people you want to work with and form a team!

Imogen: Apply for assistant positions, talk to people who have done it before – everyone happy to chat! Go and see lots of things, and choose a team that you 100% trust and want to spend hours and hours with. 

Maggie: Really what Isaac says. It seems daunting but I have no better advice than if you just see a show that you feel passionate about or looks interesting to you – just go for it. It’s how I did my first show. I was scared because I was a fresher with no particular fancy theatre experience prior to university and thought myself very clueless. But I saw the callout for my favourite musical at the time and thought I had nothing to lose.

Harvey: Persistence. For actors, if you don’t get one role it’s all about going for that next one. And for production team, just get involved wherever. Even if it’s not exactly what you want to do, it’s all about just being part of a show and so often you can work to help other departments and learn as you go.

Why should people see Sweeney Todd? 

Imogen: Because we all worked really hard and everyone is so talented.

Harvey: Sweeney Todd is an amazing show with a wonderful team of talented actors, creatives and crew behind it. It’s a triumphant return to large production value and scale musicals and the sound of Sondheim’s score really shows that musicals can be about anything. Even a murderous barber and some suspicious meat pies.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street runs at the Oxford Playhouse from 2-5 February. Tickets available here.

Image Credit: Debora Krut

The how-to guide to Hilary: How to tell if you are a typical rower (and what to do about It)

Do you constantly complain about the number of frankly appalling blisters you have on your hands? Frequently whine about how you just have to go to bed early tonight so you can wake up for rowing tomorrow? Repeatedly remind people how you simply cannot go out this evening because you are so tired from all the ergs you have been doing? 

If you have been experiencing any of these symptoms, I am sorry to have to tell you but, yes, you are in fact a typical rower. 

As I am sure many fellow rowers have already discovered, when someone finds out that you row they tend to react as if you had just told them that your favourite food is ice cream and chips – you are met with raised eyebrows, a lip curled in disgust and a sceptical groan of disapproval even as you attempt to convince them that it is actually ‘really good once you try it’. 

You see, when you are not actually rowing at 6:30 in the morning, you will still undoubtedly be complaining about how you fell asleep in your 9am lecture because you had to row at 6:30 this morning. You will be grumbling about how your toes are practically dropping off because it was so cold at 6:30 this morning. You will be parading around in one of your numerous rowing jumpers or – better yet – the unisuit because, did you know, “I row at 6:30 in the mornings?” 

What is more, over the last few weeks, colleges have begun the nail-biting process of boat selections, adding a whole new layer of erg-mania into the equation. Rowers have been pouring blood, sweat and tears into training with the hopes of defeating the most fiendish and dreaded adversary of the rowing world: the 2k test. If you are anything like me, the very thought of the 2k test leaves you feeling half-determined, half-terrified and completely exhausted before you have even gotten anywhere near an erg. 

All in all, it hardly sounds like an enjoyable way to spend your free time. I can hear the confused voices of oh-so-many of my friends, and I can hardly blame them for asking me: ‘Why on earth do you not just quit?’ The answer, of course, is blindingly obvious but it is something that I know I certainly do not remind myself of enough: I love rowing.  

Too often, we forget that we are allowed to do things for no better reason than the fact that we love doing them. It is hardly surprising given the pressure that is put on us during term time to not only complete a lot of academic work, but also to produce that work to a very high standard. But no matter what level of a sport or an academic subject we are at, working hard and putting long hours into it should never be at the expense of your passion for it. 

I have heard the term ‘typical rower’ get thrown about a lot at Oxford. It is a phrase that somehow manages to turn the act of being extremely devoted to a particular discipline into a fault. 

But the thing is, we are all typical rowers in our own way. 

Being ‘a typical rower’ is not about constantly reminding all your friends about your early mornings and your tiring ergs. It is not about blistered hands or 2k tests. It is not even about being amazing at rowing. It is about the hard work and devotion that each and every one of us puts into those things that mean something to us in life. They can be the degrees that we all spend hours and hours working towards, the sports that we train in, the societies that we are part of or the skills that we hone. 

I started rowing last year while I was going through a bit of a difficult phase in my life. Friendships and relationships were starting to become exceptionally strained and work was continuing to be (unexceptionally) stressful. Dragging myself out of bed and cycling to an outing each morning before the Sun came up became an oddly empowering ritual in the midst of all this. It reminded me that dedication is something for each and every one of us to be proud of. If you are a typical rower, wear that badge with a smile.  

It is true, the things we commit to so wholeheartedly have the power to make us feel worse than we thought we ever could. I have rarely felt as bad as I do when I come back from a morning outing where I feel I have not rowed as well as I could have. I have never seen some of my friends as stressed as they were before we had to do our 2k tests this term. Alongside all the blisters and the tiredness, there is a disappointment of the worst kind which can only result from not quite achieving the goals that we worked towards with all our hearts. 

But the things we love and devote our hours to also have the power to make us happy in a way that absolutely nothing else can. For me, it is the orange and pink sunrises over the Isis river that suddenly make the early mornings worth it; it is the herd of cows that noisily shuffle across Port Meadow in the summer, and the rapid halting of our boats as we watch processions of tiny ducklings cross the water; it is the motivating screams of my wonderful friends that keep me going through a 2k test that seems to stretch on forever, and the exhausted smiles of achievement that we share as we collapse on the floor having finally completed it together. 

If, as I have sometimes done lately, you ever forget what the blisters or the late night essay crises or the hours spent practising your skills are all for, take a step back – remember what your orange and pink sunrise moments are. 

To all the typical rowers and typical degree students, to all the typical musicians and typical writers, in short, to all those people who strive with a wholehearted commitment to reach perfection in your chosen discipline – I hope you are proud of what you do. 

As for me, I really should be off to bed now – after all, I do have rowing at 6:30 tomorrow morning. 

Image Credit: Jpbowen, CC BY-SA 3.0

What’s happening in the chapel: Who’s who?

As a continuation of the theme of my previous article, I thought it would be a good idea to explain some of the people you may bump into in a college chapel. For context, I am a warden at Lincoln College chapel and I am using this column to explain what sort of things happen in an Oxford chapel. Chapels everywhere usually have a group of regulars that you will usually see every week, and Lincoln is no exception. In this article I will take you through the cast of characters you may see around a college chapel, as I know it can be a little intimidating to walk into a chapel and not know anyone. Hopefully this will be helpful – or at the very least, entertaining:

Chaplain

Out of anyone who you may see around a chapel, the chaplain would probably be the most recognisable. They are instantly recognisable from what they are wearing, which would usually be some type of clerical collar (the white ‘dog collar’ that either goes all the way round the neck or just at the front) and robes. Also the most obvious thing about the college chaplain is that they will usually be the ones leading the services (see my previous article for more of an explanation of the different kinds of services). A chaplain is essentially identical to a parish priest in every aspect except for the extra things they do as a member of the college. This can include welfare and academic research, and at Lincoln our chaplain is involved in plenty of events to help the freshers get settled in. Some chaplains (excitingly!) also have pets which they bring into college. One of my favourite memories of first year was watching the chaplain’s puppy attempt to join in with the post-Sunday service breakfast by knocking over nearly every plant pot in chapel quad!

Congregation

You! (of course, only if you feel like it). Like any church, a college chapel will have a cast of regulars who will often go to at least one service a week (often evensong). It’s actually quite difficult to explain the role of the congregation without diving into a discussion about the church as a building or the church as a group of people, which I think is probably best left to the theologians! However, without the little community of people that gather in the chapel to take part in the services, there would be no chapel at all.

Fellows

You are most likely to see large numbers of Fellows in a college chapel at either services that are theologically significant (like Christmas) or important to your respective college, such as Chapter Day at Lincoln. I initially thought about including them as part of the congregation, but there are some key differences that might be worth knowing. For example, the head of the college (names vary, but at Lincoln they are known as the Rector) usually has a special pew (the seats in a chapel) to sit in- make sure you work out where that is to avoid an embarrassing moment! Your college chapel may also have Fellows that study the building itself, if it is of particular historical or architectural significance- if you have any questions about the building itself they are probably the best people to ask.

The Choir 

Probably the noisiest people on this list (in a good way, of course!). The choir are responsible for all of the sung music during services, which will usually be the hymns, Magnificat, Nunc Dimittis and the Anthems. They are usually undergraduate or graduate students, but some colleges may have a choir made up of smaller children (these are known as choristers) who may come from the various schools that are attached to the colleges. Our College choir has also been known to sing Christmas carols during Michaelmas, so there is a chance you may also see (and hear!) them getting involved in the other musical events in your college. Some Choirs also go on tours and record albums, which might be a good Christmas present/trip out for a relative or friend wanting to know what an Oxford college choir is like!

Organ Scholars

Unsurprisingly, they are responsible for the organ and in the case of Lincoln, the choir. Depending on where the organ is in your college chapel, you might not actually see the organ scholar because some colleges have organ lofts (above the chapel) but in the case of Lincoln our organ is just in the Antichapel. Organ scholars are usually music students who have some experience of playing the organ prior to coming to Oxford. At Lincoln, we currently have two organ scholars, but some colleges do have more depending on the size of the chapel or the number of services put on per week. When not playing the organ you will probably find them with the choir at formal dinners, or trying to understand the slightly odd temperament of the Lincoln college organ.

Wardens/Stewards

Our job title may vary from college to college, but the role is usually the same. The role of a warden in a college chapel is mainly to help out the chaplain and to make sure the services run smoothly. Well, in theory. In reality, we have found ourselves acting as lost property, spillage cleaners (if you remember the red wine from my last article!) and chasing people around looking for readers. It is a very fun job, and if you are involved in a college chapel then I would really encourage you to get involved. You will see us when you first enter the chapel, handing out hymn books and showing people to their seats. When you leave the chapel, there will be wardens blowing out candles and sorting out the collection. We are present at nearly every chapel service, so please feel free to have a chat with us if you feel lost or confused about what’s happening!

Image Credit: Exeter College Chapel. Diliff, CC BY-SA 3.0

Puzzles Solutions HT22 Week 1

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COVID cases double among young people in Oxford following students’ return

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COVID cases among those aged 20–24 in Oxford have doubled in the last week, according to new data reported by the government, in what may be the first indication of the impact of students returning to the city for Hilary Term. 

On Friday the 24th January 61 cases were recorded in the city, more than two times the 28 cases recorded a week earlier. 

Despite the steep rise in cases, the prevalence of the virus remains significantly lower among university-aged students than school pupils. Children aged 5–9 were three-times more likely than those aged 20–24 to test positive for covid in the week leading up to the 24th January. 

Data shows cases in Oxford. Source: UK Government 

The rise in cases among younger age groups has not translated into older age groups. Those aged 60+ have maintained a steady decline in cases since the new year, although there are signs that this has begun to plateau. 

Children under the age of 12 cannot currently access a Covid vaccine unless they are identified as being at high risk, which is likely to be the cause of the significantly higher case rates among this demographic. 

By contrast, students at the University of Oxford have been more willing to take up either one or two doses of the vaccine than any comparable demographic, according to a survey conducted by the University. 

Sources: Oxford University, UK Government, ONS. *The ONS did not ask students how many doses they had received

The survey, which was published during Michaelmas Term, shows that 98% of students are either partially or fully vaccinated. 

The data showing a rise in cases during the beginning of Hilary Term bucks the trend set in previous terms. At the start of Michaelmas Term this year cases continued to fall in Oxford while they rose nationally, although rapid growth in the city quickly led to cases surpassing the national rate. 

Source: UK Government 

In Michaelmas 2020, too, cases in Oxford fell during the first three weeks of term, before tracking the national average more closely. The number of cases in the city spiked during fifth week, before collapsing again shortly after the introduction of the ‘circuit breaker’ lockdown. 

Source: UK Government 

Students appear to be more likely to test themselves for the virus than either residents of the City of Oxford or the UK. According to testing data released by the University of Oxford’s Early Alert Service the test positivity rate, the number of positive cases found per test taken, was lower than either the national average or the city-wide average. This shows that students test themselves more frequently for each positive result found, an indication of the success of the EAS in identifying cases at the University.  

The result is based on testing data released for the first five weeks of Michaelmas Term this year. 

Source: Oxford University, UK Government 

The EAS is due to release its first set of results from Hilary Term this week, which will identify the fraction of the rise in cases which are directly attributable to students and staff at Oxford. 

Image: Covid-19 graphic: HFCM Communicatie, CC BY-SA 4.0 via Wikimedia Commons. RadCam: Unknown via PXHere, Graph: Felix O’Mahony

Oli Hall’s Oxford United Update – W3

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Weekly Round-Up

Another week and more craziness at success for Oxford United.  The men’s team ran out 7-1 winners in an extraordinary affair at Gillingham, the women’s side triumphed 3-1 over Portsmouth on Sunday, and more transfer deals started to go through.

The game at Priestfield on Saturday afternoon was truly hard to believe.  Cameron Brannagan scored no fewer than four times from the penalty spot and the result came alongside an emphatic 6-0 defeat for promotion rivals Sunderland at Bolton.  Elsewhere, MK Dons leapfrogged Wycombe and Wigan also dropped point.  Those favourable results leave the Us just three points off fourth with a game in hand.

The women made it a remarkable nine wins from nine to start the season with a 3-1 win at home over against Portsmouth.  Goals from Daisy McLachlan, Lauren Haynes opened the scoring before Beth Lumsden scored for the fifth match running to secure the three points five minutes before halftime.  The U’s are now just four points off the top with a game in hand.  The National League Cup is up next week with a trip to Crawley before a return to league action against promotion rivals Bridgewater the week after.

In transfer news, winger Joel Cooper joined Port Vale on loan on Thursday in search of more game time. Manager Karl Robinson said: “Joel needs to be playing games. Port Vale are a good club where we know he will be looked after and hopefully he gets to help them push on from their league position in the second half of the season.”

In other news, Daniel Agyei joined Crewe after two and a half seasons with Oxford and 93 total appearances.   On the women’s side, full-back Amber Roberts has rejoined the U’s from Cardiff.

Looking ahead to next week, the men’s side faces a crunch game against Wigan under the lights on Tuesday night before returning home to host 11th placed Portsmouth on Saturday. 


Match Report:  Gillingham FC 2-7 Oxford United

Saturday saw one of the most extraordinary results of the season so far in League One.  Oxford demolished struggling Gillingham, scoring seven times in total with Cameron Brannagan contributing to the tally with four goals from the spot.

Oxford dominated from the word go and the first goal came after just eight minutes when Billy Bodin capitalised on a defensive error to slot past Sweden keeper Pontos Dahlberg. 

Three minutes later, Brannagan got his first chance from the spot after Matty Taylor was brought down.  The midfielder dispatched the spot-kick calmly and Taylor headed home from a trademark Bodin set-piece delivery to make it three within 18 minutes.

More horror lay in store for Gillingham fans after the break when a comical error from Dahlberg saw him foul Brannagan inside the box.  The Oxford man scored his second from the spot to make it 4-0 before adding the fifth from 12 yards just seven minutes later.  It was a moment of history for Brannagan as he became the first man in Oxford history to score a hat-trick of penalties in one game.

A forgivable lapse in concentration saw the home side grab a consolation but the bubble of optimism was pierced with seven minutes of normal time remaining when Brannagan obliged from the spot yet again.  This time, Gerald Sithole was to blame for a careless handball.

McKenzie did get one more back for the Kent side but it was Oxford who had the last word.  Substitute Anthony Forde nodded home his first goal of the season to ensure that the Yellows scored seven goals away from home for the first time ever.

It was a crazy day elsewhere in the division too.  Sunderland lost 6-0 to Bolton, meaning that having started the day with a goal difference eight worse than their promotion rivals, Oxford finished it with a tally three better.  They now sit just three points off MK Dons in fourth with a game in hand and can look forward to an away trip to Wigan next week, which might just prove to be their toughest test all season.

Image: Steve Daniels / CC BY-SA 2.0 via Geograph

Eight Killed in AFCON Crush

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At least eight people are reported to have been killed and a further 38 injured in a crush that occurred during an Africa Cup of Nations game in Cameroon.  Two children were among those who passed away.

The crush occurred last night at the Paul Biya stadium in the Cameroonian capital of Yaoundé.  The ground holds 60 000 people, but COVID-19 regulations meant that it should only have been 80% full.  Despite this, officials have reported that 50 000 people attempted to gain access to the match.  As a result, the one gate that was opened was overwhelmed and created a disastrous bottleneck.

The match itself was a historic affair.  Small island state Comoros had progressed to the last-16 stage of the tournament in their debut and put up a stern fight despite having an outfield player in goal before eventually going on to lose 2-1.

The fact that the game itself went ahead was at first the focus of much controversy.  However, although the timelines are unclear, it now seems that news of the disaster didn’t reach officials or the crowd inside the stadium until the match was nearly over.

The president of the African Football Association (CAF), Patrice Motsepe, told a press conference that any games scheduled to take place at the new stadium would be rearranged until he had seen an “absolute guarantee” of fan safety.  He was also willing to admit failures, saying, “Clearly there were failures – there were things that should have been foreseen.”

As the investigations into the disaster begin, many have already begun to speculate on what could have allowed such a tragedy to take place.  This is the first time in fifty years that Cameroon has hosted a major international sportng event and up until this point, matches have been fairly poorly attended.  Consequently, the footballing authorities have attempted to attract more supporters to the games with incentives such as free tickets and free mass transport from city centres.  This, combined with the extra red tape required to check COVID-19 certification, appears to have stretched an already under-staffed police force.

The tournament will continue but the countless positive storylines emerging across the board will no doubt now be clouded by the investigation into Monday night’s tragedy.

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The way to a girl’s heart is through her comfort foods

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Mashed potato. With heaps of butter and salt and pepper. More specifically , a fork full of mashed potato, with a lump of cold butter, left for a second until it just starts to melt, and given a good grind of sea salt and black pepper.

Toast. My mum’s homemade bread, seeded and crusty, toasted just right, and then smothered in raspberry jam.

I have a long list of comfort foods. It ranges from the more predictable to the unexpected, yet comfort food is one of the most subjective culinary categories around. But what makes a ‘predictable’ comfort food? Are there uniting factors – fat, sugar, salt – and are some comfort foods universal? My personal list is evidently dominated by butter-based items, but what even causes me to feel, in some strangely innate way, that these foods are a security?

The notion of comfort food becomes ever more relevant when you are away from what makes you feel secure. In times of difficulty or pain, change or loss, or, perhaps most obviously in the case of university students, times of homesickness, our desire for comfort food can be unbearable. I spent my first term of university compiling a list of all the items I wanted to eat and be cooked upon my return to my family. To me, these foodstuffs are fundamental to what makes a home, home.

It is not just the act of eating which is the comfort; it is the smell, the process, the memory. Although comfort food is often constituted by the less challenging ingredients and recipes, it is never simply about absent minded refuelling.

So what goes into the creation of a comfort food? What exactly places such items on a pedestal of reassurance above all others? Perhaps it is as simple as science. Appealing flavours can induce the release of opiates, while sweet or high calorie foods release serotonin as well – chemicals which cause us to relax and feel happier. But such reactions will still ultimately rely on the association of food and memory, developing a regular food into something sentimental and reassuring.

For me,comfort foods are those which held some role of importance in my childhood. When I have a bowl of leek and potato soup, suddenly I am small, in winter, sitting at the kitchen table, being looked after by my mother. When I have custard, proper custard that is, I am, once again, with my father. I’m on my tiptoes as I peer up and into the pan on the stove of bubbling yellow, which is stirred, oh so carefully, ready to be poured into the trifle – the centrepiece of any party.

Comfort foods are not created in a vacuum. They are a melting pot of experience and culture and they can teach us about our ingrained similarities, as well as our differences which are so important to our identities. Just as no two individuals will have the same comfort foods, no two countries will have the same body of food associations, and so what it comes to represent is perhaps something more symbolic than we initially realise as we spoon custard into our mouths.

I adore experimenting with new foods and cuisines. I love learning more about how ingredients can be shaped and reshaped into innovative forms. But innovation isn’t everything. My list of comfort foods is ever-growing as my separation from them extends, but this is never a bad thing. I can recreate a dish of solace in my college kitchen, I can be consoled with a bowl of goodness, but at the end of term, when I am once more swaddled in the blankets of home, all I really want is a reminder that I am safe. All I really want is a fork full of mashed potato.

Hundreds protest local river pollution at the hands of Thames Water

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On Sunday, January 23rd, approximately 350 people gathered in Port Meadow to protest Thames Water’s dumping of sewage into local rivers and waterways. One of the organisers of the event, Ned Wells, told Cherwell that he was blown away by the turnout. Speakers at the event included public officials, various local wild swimmers, anglers, and boaters, in addition to representatives from Thames Water. 

This particular issue has been ongoing, with various demonstrations and calls to action from campaigns such as #EndSewagePollution prompting moves from the City Council, including registering an application to give Oxford designated bathing water status. The campaigners have conducted research studies resulting in findings of high levels of E. coli in the river surrounding Port Meadow

In his speech, Ashley Smith, the founder of Windrush Against Sewage Pollution, said “Professor Peter Hammond has ripped the lid off the secrets that the data has shown about how the industry has been allowed to function and allowed to use untreated sewage pollution as a way to hide under-investment while sucking out 72 billion pounds in profit.” Professor Peter Hammond is a former professor of computational biology at University College London.

Mark Hull of the Oxford Rivers Improvement Campaign and labour candidate for Oxford City Council elaborated on the issue of under-investment discussed by Smith: “We formed Oxford Rivers Improvement Campaign to measure the capacity of the sewage treatment works across the whole of the upper thames. In all we found that there were 90 sewage treatment works, and 46 of them don’t have the capacity that they should have.” 

“What we’re calling for is investment as a priority. We need an emergency program of sewage treatment capacity.”

Hull also discussed a commonly cited issue throughout the demonstration, the underfunding of the Environment agency. He said, “If you look at the budget for the Environment Agency, it’s been axed from £120 million to £40 million. That’s a ⅔ cut in the budget for the Environment Agency, so no wonder that they’re a timid regulator. They haven’t got the resources to do the job.”

The demonstration saw local residents speak passionately about their love for the river, in addition to performances from the Jericho Singers. Another group led a sparkling rendition of the 12 days of Christmas following the Christmas Day sewage alert delay, featuring lines such as, “On the first day of Christmas Thames Water gave to me, another sewage spill at Witney.”

One resident, Mike Benson, shared with the crowd “The river connects us all, always, and in all ways. It connects us to nature, it connects us to ourselves, very intimately when you get in that freezing water. It connects us here to each other today, to the beautiful art and literature that it’s inspired across time, throughout the long storied history of the Thames. The river is alive, it is a life in itself.” Benson spoke of the possibility of legislating that rivers and other such natural landmarks could be granted their own rights, and encouraged others to join him in campaigning for rights for the river. 

District Council Chair for South Oxfordshire Jo Robb told the crowd, “These are our waters, this is our river, it belongs to us. It is our river, it is not your sewer.”  

Image: Estelle Atkinson

Ned Wells encouraged continued activism, notably discussing that “Thames Water is 20% owned by the Universities Superannuation Scheme. We need to keep a positive emphasis on this. I think that the Universities Superannuation Scheme has invested in Thames Water for positive reasons, but we need to get some energy behind that and make sure it is all positive and we know what’s going on.” 

When contacted, the USS declined to comment, but a webpage detailing their investment in Thames Water states “Since we became an investor in 2017, we have been on a journey with the company and its management team. The company has been able to reinvest what it may have had to pay out in dividends as a listed business and instead deal with its most immediate issues such as reducing the number of leaks and improving customer service. More than that, as we take a long-term view, we have been supportive of the company’s desires to set Net Zero targets.”

“USS already invests more than 45% of its £82.2bn under management in the UK and our new investment in Thames Water is a clear demonstration that we are happy to do more, given the right conditions. And as long term responsible investors, we believe our goals are very much aligned with the government’s objectives for high quality infrastructure and public services.”

Richard Aylard, External Affairs and Sustainability Director at Thames Water, also spoke, saying “Nobody in the company thinks that the current situation is remotely acceptable. Any discharge of untreated sewage, even if it’s legally permitted, is unacceptable. We are doing our best to get that sorted out as quickly as possible. We all care about the environment, dare I say it, just as much as everybody here today.” 

Addressing the problem at hand, Aylard explained “The problem isn’t more sewage, we don’t get more sewage when it rains, we get more rainfall in the sewage, so we are treating rainwater. We don’t want to treat rainwater, it’s not good for sewage works, and that water belongs in the environment, not in our sewers.” 

Aylard emphasised a recurrent theme of his, which is that “we get the environment that we’re prepared to pay for.” He added, “We’ll be recommending to OFWAT [The Water Services Regulation Authority]spending a lot more money. And what are OFWAT going to say? They’re going to say what is this going to do to bills, are your customers prepared to pay for it. And that’s where you come in. We need [people to say actually, this is worth investing in.”

“We have to think carefully as a society about what kind of environment we want, and are we prepared to pay for it. In the meantime, people like my colleague and I will be working flat out to get the best possible output from our sewage works.”

People at the demonstration had the opportunity to direct questions to Aylard. Ashley Smith asked, “While the industry, and it’s not just Thames Water, has been making a profit whilst committing huge numbers of criminal offences, it has really operated by not investing and relying on the ability to break the law. The Environment Agency turns a blind eye. It may be complex, the way the industry shuffles its money around between its multilayers that it built outside of the regulations of OFWAT. Is that money that has been obtained, that £72bn across the industry, how much of that is actually the proceeds of illegal activity, and how much of it should be given back and used to fund the investment that is now needed?”

Aylard responded, “A lot of money has been spent. Whether things are illegal or not – you can say they are, I’m not going to say they’re not, because that can only be decided in court, and we haven’t got the judge here.”

When asked about next steps, Ned Wells told Cherwell “We’re planning a bunch of projects this year to keep the pressure on Thames Water. We’ll be coming in at quite a strategic level and will need volunteers to come and help. Anyone with an interest in legal, financial, business, data, and analytics as well as environment (and possibly fundraising) would be most welcome. More soon on the Facebook group, so please join.”

When approached for comment, a Thames Water spokesperson told Cherwell: “We regard all discharges of untreated sewage as unacceptable and will work with the government, Ofwat and the Environment Agency to accelerate work to stop them being necessary and are determined to be transparent. That is why we’ve committed to providing sewage discharge notifications from all of our 468 permitted discharge points by the end of 2022 and believe we’re the only water company to have made such a commitment for inland waters.”

“We have an unprecedented amount of investment directed towards safeguarding our rivers and streams. Between 2020 and 2025 we are spending £1.25 billion on maintaining and improving our operational sites, including contributing to the health of 745km of rivers across London and the Thames Valley, for example increasing our capacity by 50% at our Witney site.”

“Our aim will always be to try and do the right thing for our rivers and for the communities who love and value them. We have a long way to go – and we certainly can’t do it on our own – but the ambition is clear.”

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‘I laughed so much that my face hurt’ – Review: The Jericho Comedy Gala 2022

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I’ll be honest, my expectations were low for this comedy gala. I’d never heard of Jericho Comedy, and I’d never heard of the comedians performing. I was sceptical about how funny a fundraiser for a mental health charity could actually be. At best, I expected a night of mildly diverting entertainment – perhaps an audience member would heckle someone – and at worst, I was bracing myself for two hours of second-hand embarrassment. Anyone who is familiar with Jericho Comedy will already know how wrong I was: I laughed so much at this comedy gala that my face hurt. 

Alex from Jericho Comedy hosted the night and was nothing short of brilliant – he warmed up the crowd with some well-received ribbing of an audience member who worked for an oil company, turning next on an accountant in the second row. Who knew that an ‘accountant’ on TikTok is someone broadly employed in sex work? Not me. This revelation was startling and made me feel (gasp) middle aged. Sitting in the fourth row, the audience participation was at times a little too close for comfort; thankfully, years of deftly avoiding eye contact in seminars equipped me well for this moment.

First up was the explosive Esther Manito with a hilarious set about motherhood which was somehow relatable to everyone, mothers or not. The second act, Jamie D’Souza was the standout performance of the night for me. As he loped awkwardly on stage in a white T shirt and jeans, I anxiously wondered whether he would make it through without being pelted by someone’s empty beer cups. I was again proved wrong: self-deprecating jokes combined with a deadpan delivery hit that sweet spot in British humour. Chelsea Birkby’s cheery set ranged from misguided fast-fashion purchases to Pitbull’s questionable song lyrics. The exhilarating first half dispelled all of my fears, and I was ready for more.

The acts in the second half kept this fantastic energy going – Rosie Jones had the audience completely spell bound and broke down so many barriers in the process (she opened by telling us that before she came out, she thought she couldn’t be disabled and gay). Angela Barnes brought the show to a close effortlessly – she looked so comfortable on stage. The balding, pot-bellied dedicated Tory next to me bristled when Angela correctly pointed out that Boris Johnson looks like he’s combed his hair with a balloon. He also furiously unbuttoned his shirt sleeves when she suggested that Jacob Rees-Mogg was surely a human experiment gone wrong. My conservative neighbour warmed up again, however, to hoot at the ridiculousness of washing machines installed with Wi-Fi, bellowing ‘here here’ as if from the benches of the Commons themselves.  

This joyful evening was merely the finale of Jericho Comedy’s hard work over the last year. They raise money for Oxfordshire Mind at all their comedy events, this year making over twenty thousand pounds for the charity. I was thrilled to attend such a fantastic evening and at the same time be supporting such an important cause. Jericho Comedy is certainly one to watch. Just make sure you don’t sit near the front if you’re an accountant. TikTok or otherwise.