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“There are measures in place to ensure your removal”: Keble students return without permission

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Students from Keble College have been “turning up to the college without any permission or having informed the accommodation office”, according to a post on their student noticeboard.

Students have been reportedly arriving at night and asking for keys from the Porter’s Lodge or using room keys that they held over the Christmas vacation. While the statement did not confirm how many students had returned by this method, it did give some idea of who: “it will come as no surprise that freshers have been specifically mentioned as coming back without permission”.

An email from Keble College’s Domestic Bursar stated that “those of you who have arrived back in College without permission… have been reported to the Dean.” It further mentioned that the lodge will now turn away any students who simply arrive without having received prior permission.

The statement on Keble Noticeboard continued that “College is aware of who has turned up unannounced” and that such students “will be removed from college… you cannot retrospectively say that exemptions apply. If you do not decide to leave, there are measures in place to ensure your removal.”

They have urged for people to take the current situation in the UK seriously and follow the rules of contacting the accommodation office and asking for permission to return if there is a legitimate reason to do so: “There have been many people who have done so and college has had absolutely no problem with people returning under these circumstances”.

However, the email from the Domestic Bursar mentioned that any students’ requests to return would have to wait for further information from the University: “as soon as we have guidance from the University as to when and how you can come back we will be in touch.” They have also stated that university guidelines and further college information will follow later this week.

The Domestic Bursar further made clear that “communal spaces within College will only remain open if social distancing is adhered to, any transgressions and these areas will be shut, this also applies to communal kitchens.”

Cherwell has contacted Keble College for comment.

Image Credit: Nikos D. Karabelas. Licence: CC BY 4.0.

BREAKING: University suspends residency requirements for all of Hilary

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In an email to students, Balliol College confirmed that “the University has removed the usual student “residency requirement” for the whole of the Term”. This means that students will not need to apply for residency dispensation if they do not wish to return to Oxford later in the term, even if the national lockdown is lifted to allow students to return. In a Q and A with University staff in mid-November, Pro-Vice-Chancellor Martin Williams explained the University’s previous decision to maintain residency requirements: “Our feeling is that there is a lot more to being an Oxford student than just the face-to-face teaching”, including “access to labs, access to libraries, access to each other, to the opportunity to work in a scholarly environment”. Balliol’s email continued that “the University will be sending out messages to students later today on the latest position”. No information has currently been provided regarding plans for residency requirements – or lack thereof – in Trinity term.

Beyond residency, the provision of facilities like libraries have also prompted confusion. Centrally, only 4 selected hub libraries – the Old Bodleian, Social Science Library, Sackler Library and Vere Harmsworth Library – are open for study before the start of Hilary. In a tweet, the Bodleian Libraries confirmed that, despite lockdown regulations, these libraries would remain open: “Following the government’s announcement regarding lockdown, we can confirm that our services remain the same as yesterday”. However, the Radcliffe Camera and Gladstone Link were closed today. An email to History students claimed that a “shortage of staff” was the cause. The email continued: “Click & Collect will continue to be offered in libraries as in MT. In Humanities, this includes EFL, MFL, PTFL, Sackler, Taylor Inst. Library, VHL” and that “loans will not be due back until 29 January (likely be reviewed in due course)”.

No specific guidance appears to have been released regarding college libraries. In an email to students, Lady Margaret Hall claimed that “ideally, we would like to keep the library in operation both physically and virtually” but that they were reliant upon University guidance. At Pembroke, students were told that if they were already present in College, they could be given “access to the library in limited numbers for the time being”. An email from Magdalen claimed that “the College Libraries remain open” but urged students to check before going to other libraries. It is currently unclear whether college libraries will be allowed to remain open under the national lockdown or University guidance.

Previously, many colleges urged students not to return – even if they had been previously allowed to by college staff – until the University had worked through the legislation. At St Hugh’s, “any students who were considering travelling to College based on one of the criteria listed below” were asked “to not travel to College at this time until we have had further clarification from the University”. Meanwhile, St Hilda’s students were told “you should NOT make plans to return to college, even if you had previously booked a date to return this coming weekend” and that changes to government guidance may cause the dining hall to be shut. 

The Oxford University Student Union has responded to the announcement of a national lockdown, promising to advocate for students who may be disadvantaged by the new restrictions. While they were unable to guarantee measures which would be taken, they emphasised that meetings would be held in coming days to ensure students would not be negatively impacted.

“Following the government announcement on 4th January 2021 of a national lockdown, we understand the difficulty that all students are facing regarding many aspects of their University experience in the coming months.

“Oxford SU is the recognised voice of students at the University of Oxford and we want to reassure all members that we are continually lobbying and representing you on the issues that matter. We are here to support you in any way we can.

“We share your valid anger, frustration, and disappointment with this government which continues to fail to put students at the fore of its decision making. We stand in support and solidarity with students who are facing widespread uncertainty.

“We know the current situation is incredibly difficult and that much of the academic year remains uncertain. We are working hard with the University and Colleges to clarify information surrounding accommodation, academic expectations and welfare provisions.

“We believe that the University must recognise the academic challenges by reassessing workloads and assessment practices. Whilst it may take some time for the University to finalise any changes to course assessment, it is paramount that the University acts as soon as possible to outline their planned steps and changes to assessment where possible. We will continue to lobby the University including at a divisional and departmental level on these issues over the coming days and will be updating students on progress next week.

“We continue to lobby to ensure students unable to return to Oxford in Hilary Term 2021 are not be financially penalised [sic]. Students should not have to pay for accommodation that they are unable to live in. This should include reimbursing graduate students on long-term tenancies for the time period during which they are unable to use their rooms.

“We will be providing a further update as soon as we can with information around our next steps for lobbying and resources for you. We will also be holding a briefing session for Common Room Presidents and Campaign chairs tomorrow at 5pm. This a fast-moving situation, we remain committed to actively lobbying and working closely with the collegiate University to ensure students are supported.”

This article contains breaking news and may be updated as more information becomes available.

High hopes, near misses, and hidden gems: the mystery of Expected Goals in the Premier League

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Expect the worst and hope for the best. That’s what they say, isn’t it? This mantra is one that would’ve been worth following for Brighton and Hove Albion fans watching their team’s Premier League match against Sheffield United at around 12:40pm on Sunday 20th December (this included 2000 lucky social-distancing attendees at the AMEX Stadium and at least 20,000 others – one being my poor self – yelling at their TVs from their living rooms). Yet with our opponents having only managed a single point from 13 previous games this season, languishing at the bottom of the league table like an overripe satsuma in a Christmas stocking, and now down to 10 players after John Lundstram’s 40th minute red card, we Albion fans could surely have been forgiven for thinking that our second home win in all of 2020 was on its way as a matter of course.

Having been a Brighton fan since the age of seven, however, I probably should’ve foreseen that my team was to spend the next 50 minutes of action passing the ball back and forth outside the Sheffield penalty box, conspiring to let a 20-year-old defender score past us on his debut, and only equalising with three of the 90 minutes remaining, through ex-wonderkid Danny Welbeck’s fifth Premier League goal in three seasons. After the game, fans and statisticians alike remarked that Brighton had chalked up 3.35 ‘Expected Goals’ over the course of the match, a tally far superior to Sheffield United’s 0.92: with our attackers having missed multiple open goals – one hitting the woodwork from about 10 centimetres out – we were well within our rights to have anticipated a better final result for our team.

What exactly are ‘Expected Goals’, then – and why do Brighton have so many of them? The Expected Goals (xG) metric comes from an analysis of each shot taken during a 90-minute match, and the probability that it will result in a goal, based on factors such as the shot’s location on the pitch, the pattern of play leading to it, and the body part used to shoot. A team’s total xG for one match is then calculated as the sum of the goal probabilities for each shot taken – against Sheffield United, Brighton had enough high-quality chances to have been expected, on average, to have netted three times, as opposed to their disappointing single goal in the 1-1 draw. In theory, Brighton are good at getting into positions where they are likely to score – but their lacklustre finishing hugely lets them down, leading to a massive underperformance in relation to xG.

Thanks to its insightful posts comparing Expected Goals with often wildly-different real-life results, Twitter user ‘The xG Philosophy’ has racked up nearly 90,000 followers over the course of the last few Premier League seasons, becoming a fundamental part of in-game analysis and the customary post-match banter (“Say the line @xGPhilosophy” / “Brighton won the xG” reads one Simpsons-inspired meme that seems to appear after every Albion defeat, much to my chagrin).

The account is run by James Tippett, author of the book also entitled ‘The Expected Goals Philosophy’, which puts forward the case for xG as the meaningful stat in modern-day football and details a number of recent Premier League and Championship success stories revolving around Expected Goals, such as Brentford’s xG-based scouting model, which has seen them recruit a number of hidden gems such as Aston Villa’s Ollie Watkins, West Ham’s Said Benrahma, and Brighton’s own Neal Maupay, who are now plying their trade at the very top of English football.

There seems to be a strong case, then, for valuing Expected Goals almost as much as actual ones when it comes to match analysis, player scouting, and even betting on football. Except that this is quite obviously not a watertight method – just look at Brighton’s performance this season. Over the course of 15 Premier League games played at the time of writing, my team has amassed 23.85 Expected Points (based on opposing teams’ xG scores from each particular game), placing us 5th (FIFTH!) in the ‘xG table’, a bonkers parallel universe where we rank higher than big hitters such as Tottenham (22.23), Manchester United (22.28), and Leicester (22.91). Of course, in real life we are almost 11 points worse off, sitting 16th in the table above only Burnley, Fulham, West Brom, and (thank goodness) Sheffield United, and with a real chance of being relegated to the Championship come the end of the season. No wonder my cranberry sauce tasted distinctly bitter on December 25th.

Interpreting Expected Goals is a tricky business: does Brighton’s huge xG underperformance mean that we’re much better than we think, absolutely crap, or just really unlucky? I’d argue that it’s a bit of each. Our manager Graham Potter has been praised for his attacking style of football, with exciting, pacey players like Tariq Lamptey and Solly March creating lots of chances, no matter who we are playing against. Yet our strikers seem more likely to squander these chances than gobble them up: top scorer Maupay has underperformed his personal xG by a massive 2.43, while deputies Welbeck and Aaron Connolly are also both in the negative for Expected vs actual goals so far this season. This might seem like a matter of fortune, but the pundits who suggest that Brighton’s poor showings for both goals and points are purely down to bad luck are mistaken. Most culpable for the team’s failings are a crippling lack of confidence in front of goal and our recurrent inability to defend or attack set pieces. It might be cliché to say that in football you need to make your own luck, but this certainly rings true for Brighton’s beleaguered, dispirited squad. The xG metric suggests that things might come good for my team, but at the same time, they might well not – especially if we can’t fix our more deep-rooted psychological and tactical problems. As ever, statistics fail to account for real human emotion and error: in this way, Expected Goals can only ever hope to tell half the story.

Only 4 University libraries open for study until start of Hilary

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In the lead-up to Hilary term, only 4 selected hub libraries – the Old Bodleian, Social Science Library, Sackler Library and Vere Harmsworth Library – will be open for study.

These libraries will operate normal vacation hours (listed at the end of this article) until the official start of Hilary term, while “all other libraries will move to provide zero-contact services with Reading Rooms closed for those sites,” a Bodleian Libraries spokesperson shared. 

This comes amidst an announcement by Minister of State for Universities, Michelle Donelan, regarding the opening of university facilities for students. In her letter to students on 31 December, Donelan announced that “libraries, study spaces, and performance areas” in universities will be open to students who are eligible to return from 4 January.

For the start of Hilary term, the Bodleian Libraries will prioritise the provision of remote and zero-contact services, such as Live Chat, Scan and Deliver, and Click and Collect. 

In Michaelmas Term, all lending libraries, including those whose reading rooms are temporarily closed, offered Click and Collect services. The exceptions were the Bodleian History Faculty Library which offered Browse and Borrow services, non-lending libraries, and the Bodleian Health Care Libraries.

The Bodleian Libraries have also begun to initiate access to the HathiTrust service once again, which provides emergency access to millions of e-books. The HathiTrust is a not-for-profit collaboration of academic and research libraries across the world and a major digital repository. Current members of the University can access these resources directly via the HathiTrust website using their Single Sign-On.

“We are always reviewing our services in light of changing information and will provide further updates when possible,” the Bodleian Libraries spokesperson added.

Information for booking a library time slot can be found here.

Information on how to make a Scan and Deliver request can be found here.

Vacation hours for selected hub libraries, according to Bodleian Libraries website:

Old Bodleian

Mon-Fri: 9:00 to 19:00

Sat:10:00 to 16:00 

Sun: 12:00 to 18:00 

Social Science Library

Mon-Fri: 9:30-19:00

Sat: 10:00-18:00 

Sun: Closed

Sackler Library

Mon-Fri: 9:30-21:00 

Sat: 11:00-18:00

Sun: 12:00-18:00

Vere Harmsworth Library

Mon-Fri: 9:30-19:00 

Sat: 10:00-16:00 

Sun: Closed

Photo by DAVID ILIFF. License: CC BY-SA 3.0.

Boris Johnson announces national lockdown

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Boris Johnson has just announced another national lockdown, justifying the changes in government policy due to the transmission rate of the new strand.

“Our scientists have confirmed that this new variant is between 50-70% more transmissible”, Boris said in his announcement. He further went on to state that hospitals have fallen under more pressure in the last week than since the start of the pandemic, with England alone seeing almost 27,000 hospital admissions – 40% higher than the first peak in April.

“Stay at Home” is once again the primary message from the government, and the new rules are expected to become law from Wednesday morning, although the public has been urged to follow them immediately. Those who shielded in the first lockdown have been instructed to do so again.

Leaving home is acceptable in the following cases:

  • To shop for essentials
  • Work (if you cannot work from home)
  • To seek medical assistance
  • To avoid injury, illness or risk of harm

There is further detail in a government document accessible here.

The government have announced primary, secondary schools and colleges must move to online teaching with exceptions for students of healthcare workers and vulnerable children. Boris Johnson acknowledged in light of this news, GCSE and A-Level exams will not be able to continue as normal. Information will follow from the Education Secretary regarding alternative arrangements.

Boris Johnson did not specifically mention universities in his announcement; however, the guidelines published on the government website state that students who are undertaking the following courses should return to face to face learning as planned:

  • Medicine and dentistry
  • Subjects allied to medicine/health
  • Veterinary science
  • Education (initial teacher training)
  • Social work
  • Courses which require Professional, Statutory and Regulatory Body (PSRB) assessments that cannot be rescheduled

Students who do not study these courses should expect their teaching to be online until at least mid-February.

Colleges are responding with confusion to the announcement, with many urging students not to return until the University has created a more coherent policy. St Hilda’s told its students that “the government made it clear that tougher restrictions will be announced soon” with expectations of more guidance from the University this week and that “teaching will remain online for much of this term”.

Image Credit:  Andrew Parsons / No 10 Downing Street. Licence: CC BY-NC-ND 2.0.

Uneven Sideburns

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Empty time lent shape by the weekly rites

Of chiselling the stubble away.

I concentrate with a tilted head

Buried in books.

I don’t realise for days,

My sideburns on each cheek hang uneven

But does it matter if nobody even sees them?

Photograph by the author.

Oxford man first to receive Oxford vaccine

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The first doses of the COVID-19 vaccine developed by the University of Oxford and Astrazeneca have been delivered at Oxford’s Churchill hospital.

Brian Pinker, an 82 year old retired maintenance manager, was the first person in the world to receive the vaccine outside of clinical trials. Born and raised in Oxford, Mr Pinker received the vaccine at 7:30 am on Monday January 4th, five days after the vaccine was approved for use by the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA).

Mr Pinker is a dialysis patient, which puts him at higher risk of developing severe COVID-19 according to NHS guidelines. Speaking after receiving the first dose, Mr Pinker told attending press: “The vaccine means everything to me. To my mind, it’s the only way of getting back to normal life.”

Health Secretary Matt Hancock hailed the approval of the Oxford vaccine as “pivotal moment” in the fight to stop the spread of COVID-19. Around 530,000 doses of the vaccine – which requires two doses to be administered between 4-12 weeks apart – will be made available across six hospital trusts in Oxford, Sussex, Lancashire, Warwickshire and London. Remaining doses will be made available to GP surgeries and care homes.

The Oxford vaccine is easier to distribute than the Pfizer vaccine because it can be stored at a higher temperature. Both vaccines introduce a segment of RNA from the SARS-CoV-2 virus into human cells. Cells then translate this genetic information to produce viral spike proteins, which trigger the patient’s immune system to produce complementary antibodies and activate specialised cells which combat the virus if the patient is exposed in the future. RNA is an unstable molecule which breaks down easily; the Pfizer vaccine has to be refrigerated at -70 °C to remain effective. The Oxford vaccine encases the RNA in a harmless chimpanzee adenovirus, which allows the vaccine to be stored at  2-8 °C in conventional fridges. This makes it easier to administer in care homes or regions of the world where refrigerating the Pfizer vaccine would be difficult.

Despite the rollout of the Oxford vaccine being haled as an important moment in the fight against COVID-19, some experts have cautioned the public against taking the virus less seriously. The Chief Medical Officer Professor Chris Whitty tweeted that “vaccines give us a route out in the medium term. The NHS is however under very considerable and rising pressure in the short term. We must all follow social distancing for now.” Professor Andrew Pollard of the Oxford Vaccine Group, who also received a dose of the vaccine on Monday, echoed Professor Whitty’s concerns: “It gives us a bit of hope, but I think we’ve got some tough weeks ahead.”

On the same day the first doses of the Oxford vaccine were administered, 58,784 new COVID-19 cases were recorded. This is the highest daily total since the pandemic began, and the seventh consecutive day over 50,000 people tested positive for the disease. 407 deaths were also recorded. 23,823 people with COVID-19 are currently in hospital across the United Kingdom, exceeding the number seen at the peak of the “first wave” in April.

The news also comes on the day that First Minister of Scotland Nicola Sturgeon announced that the country would go into a full lockdown from midnight on Monday January 4th. Prime Minister Boris Johnson will address the nation at 8pm, when he is expected to announce “further steps” to combat the spread of COVID-19.

Image: CDC/unsplash.com

Science Snippets: Cardiac Construction

According to the British Heart Foundation, over a quarter of all deaths in the UK are caused by heart and circulatory diseases. One study from the University of Minnesota, published in July, gives hope that this number may soon decline. It reports the successful creation of a functioning scaled-down human heart pump using a 3D printer. High densities of human stem cells were printed onto an extracellular matrix and then reprogrammed to create muscle tissue. This 1.5cm long piece of muscle was able to beat just like a human heart.

Image credit: Jaron Nix on Unsplash

Opinion: On Scotland, Devolution, and The Labour Party

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Despite its history of over two decades, it would be fair to say that we are only now witnessing the true extent of power and influence that devolution has brought to Scotland, with events that could well go on to shape the entire future of the nation. Brexit and the Coronavirus Pandemic have exposed the fraught relations between Holyrood and Westminster; simply looking at the deep criticisms Nicola Sturgeon has made of Boris Johnson’s handling of both issues confirms this. 

The wavering nature of this relationship, which I believe to be worsened as a result of devolution, is a challenge to the Union and a driving factor in calls for independence. It is not only the United Kingdom that devolution has put at threat though. The future of the Labour Party and its ability to succeed in Elections has been put at risk. Some in the Labour Party may claim devolution as one of the greatest achievements of Blair-era policy. It goes without saying, though, that devolution has ultimately led to the downfall of Labour in Scotland.

You only have to look at the post-devolution trend of election results in Scotland to see this; at the 2019 General Election Labour picked up just one Westminster seat compared to fifty-six seats in 1997. In what has now been fifteen years since Labour held a majority of Scottish Westminster seats, it is little wonder why there is increasing doubt of Labour ever returning to power in Westminster without some support in Scotland. This would explain the discussion that Sir Keir Starmer has kickstarted this week.

Last Monday, Starmer gave a brief insight into how he believes a return to power in Scotland might be achieved: an expansion of devolution in the “boldest devolution project for a generation”. To help on this journey, Starmer has drafted in Gordon Brown — Labour grandee, key architect of the 1998 devolution programme, and unionist heavyweight in the 2014 independence referendum. Brown has agreed to advise on a constitutional committee that aims to focus on the distribution of wealth, power and opportunity through devolution.

Considering the role that devolution has probably played in leading to Labour’s downfall, is an expansion of devolution the most appropriate policy for the party to pursue? If this is the approach that Labour is to take, then it must couple proposals of devolution with, first, firm opposition to a second Scottish independence referendum, and, second, a repositioning to present Labour as ‘The Party of the Union’. Such repositioning can only materialise through a new understanding of unionism, characterised not by traditional notions of mutual benefit, but by a compassionate approach that factors in a distribution of wealth, power and opportunity. If, and only if, the Labour Party does this do I feel they have any chance of cutting through to the disillusioned Scottish electorate.

There is a clear issue with the approach that the Labour Party has historically taken towards the independence debate: it has failed to take a decisive stance, instead settling (in typical Labour Party fashion) for a middle-of-the-road position that attempts to quell the argument through the ill-defined promise of further devolution. In fact, there is little that is revolutionary to the proposals that Starmer is making: Labour has taken a position of expanding devolution for at least the last three general elections, in hope that it will appeal to the electorate. Considering Labour’s declining vote share in Scotland, this clearly hasn’t worked. As former Scottish Labour leader Kezia Dugdale pointed out, in relation to the party’s vacillation on the issue of independence, “when you stand in the middle of the road, you tend to get knocked down”. And this is exactly what has happened.

To his credit, Starmer seems at least aware of these past mistakes, with recent comments  emphasising the need to rebuild Scotland’s trust in the United Kingdom, and how “nowhere matters more” in the climb to power than Scotland, if we are to build a socially just Scotland in a modern United Kingdom. Such comments must not be confined to the occasional month in which Labour talks about Scotland though. To offer bold plans of devolution in recognition of the importance of the Union, yet provide no firm, definitive clarity of opposition to a second referendum will quickly place Starmer in the same losing position of Corbyn and Miliband. A new approach that has potential for success can only materialise once Starmer starts to take a harder line in favour of the Union and in opposition to a second referendum. Without a clear-cut position, the Conservatives will caricature Labour policy on Scotland as anti-unionist — something that could never win against the SNP or the Conservatives who will claim the two positions in what is generally considered a binary debate.

Indeed, Labour have historically struggled to present themselves as a party of the Union due to their fence-sitting, causing the Conservative Party to have a ‘monopoly’ on arguments in favour of unionism. Without a definitive position on a second referendum this struggle for Labour will continue, and they will continually find themselves failing to gain the unionist vote.

Starmer finds himself in a unique position, too. So long as the leader takes a clear line against a second referendum, then there is in this unique moment a real chance of placing Labour as the party of the Union. Boris Johnson has recently struggled to form a positive impression on the Scottish people. In his most careless moments or ill-judged phrases Johnson almost comes across to many Scottish voters as if he holds an outright disregard or contempt for Scotland. Writing that “government by a Scot is just not conceivable” was certain to not improve this perception. With such little care, this provides a key chance for Starmer to manoeuvre Labour towards the role of the Good Cop of Unionism to the Conservative’s Bad Cop.

Though there is currently a gap for repositioning, “unionism as usual” must not be the continued approach. The unique moment the Labour Party finds itself in may only be a brief window of opportunity; Party leaders change and so too can the discontent that Johnson has created. His party’s unionist position can be quickly reconciled. 

Starmer therefore has a true chance to play out his bold plan for devolution if he redefines the idea of the Union and takes it beyond its now dysfunctional arrangement. Mutual economic benefit is not enough to sustain a Union that is arranged via devolution — a genuine, heartfelt arrangement must be proposed. Unionism can only work if all nations are satisfied: a real regard for the Scottish people must be made. Such regard that is formed by compassion and a distribution of wealth, power and opportunity would ensure that this positive situation is not only made but sustained.

If Starmer can achieve this repositioning and solidify Labour’s position as party of the Union then there is a real chance for Labour. There are a number of clear lines for Labour’s attack at devolved government led by the SNP — the SNP are well off-course to meet its interim child-poverty targets, life expectancy in Scotland is now the lowest in Western Europe, Scotland has the worst drug death rates in Europe. If the Labour Party can therefore cut through on the case for unionism alongside presenting the domestic failures of the SNP and the case for why Labour should be trusted, then a path to power becomes far more viable for Starmer’s Labour Party.

It will be interesting to see where Starmer takes the Party over the next few years, especially in how it faces up to the mountain that it needs to climb to win a General Election. Devolution is a good starting point, but to use this as a successful tool to power, a true attempt must be made to —finally— present the party as the genuine unionist alternative to the SNP. Without this, Scotland and the UK might well be lost to Labour for quite some time.

Wings and Words: why you should read Grief Is The Thing With Feathers

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CW: Bereavement, Suicide

 I’m the kind of book-nerd who not only alphabetises the books by author’s surname, but also subdivides them by form and subject. I have my fiction, the literary criticism I never touch (a rite of passage for any English student), non-fiction, drama, and, of course, poetry. Generally, these classifications work rather well: it’s not difficult to find the place to put a new book in spite of the frequency with which my shelves grow. Don’t worry – I already know I have a problem. Every now and again, though, something will come along to defy my careful organisation. Max Porter’s Grief Is The Thing With Feathers (2015) so epitomises this conundrum that I’m at least partly convinced Porter – whose day job was as an editor – is deliberately aiming to frustrate bookshop staff into keeping his books in their store windows for fear of confronting the impossible question: where does it go? 

Defining Grief is a very difficult thing.  It was listed in the Sunday Times Top 100 Novels of the Twenty-First Century, but anyone who has actually opened the book will be aware how fully it situates itself in the liminal space between all forms of literature. The ‘novel’ classification may well be another publisher ploy: it’s not easy to sell a hybrid short story-poetry anthology partly narrated by grief personified as a talking anthropomorphic bird, ripped from Ted Hughes’ Crow (1970). This, perhaps, is the most promising chance we have of categorising the book: its history is rooted firmly in poetry. Dad, one of the book’s four speaking characters, is obsessed with Hughes. The implication seems to be that this is the reason his grief takes the form of Crow. Ted Hughes married American poet-novelist Sylvia Plath. By the estimations of the least critical, their relationship was tumultuous. In the analysis of the most condemnatory commentators, Hughes was the direct and most potent cause of Plath’s miscarriage and subsequent suicide. Both writers’ works were heavily influenced by the marriage, a tragedy Porter warps and reworks for his own purposes throughout Grief.

Porter is at pains to attack the roots of what we understand poetry to be. He weaponises his Crow to contemporarily transmute and, importantly, de-canonise our poetic tradition, satirising the reverence and ethereality with which we regard ‘poetry’. He uses a defaced and graffitied reproduction of Emily Dickinson’s ‘That Love is all there is’ as his epigram, in which each noun has been scribbled out – and replaced with “Crow”. In spite of his obvious adoration of  poets like Hughes (he calls him Ted), Porter refuses to bow to him. In fact, he seems somewhat to mock those that do; many of the characters allude to a book about Ted which makes “a point-blank refusal to be constructively critical either of Hughes or his poems”.

So too does he reject the opportunity to exalt his abstract subjects as conveniently distant, seraphic (and lazily undefined) forms that so often pervade work concerning love or loss. Porter’s most compelling talents rear their heads in his ability to find heartfelt truth and humour in virtually anything. Crow is crude, and yet, somehow, it’s an endearing trait. When Dad goes for the liquid escape from his grief and reaches for bottles, he finds a note left by the bird that reads “OH NO YOU DON’T COCK-CHEEK”. Crow’s frequent threats to stuff his feathers – in, suffice to say, ‘places no one wants feathers stuffed’ – make for a worrying image, yet they manage to communicate the lengths to which he will go for the family under his watch.

Porter never fails to remind us of the fecund, grisly detail of the human existence (think of the feathers again – and their relevant orifices), that which cannot be escaped: not by lovers or by grievers. Bodies, fluids, and feathers litter every page. But the details aren’t only crude; he seems to live most happily in the minutiae and so invests Grief with an extraordinary re-readability. The nature of these little moments is that discovering them for oneself is half the fun, however, as a small example: in the long list of thing Crow is not afraid of (the negative so heavily emphasised that one might begin to expect we’re not getting the whole truth) are itemised “Biographies of Sylvia” and “Motherless Children”, the latter of which you may want to read the book to understand. Perhaps this boundlessness, the boldness with which Porter is able to write through his character, is what so sets the work apart. Certainly, there are no literary limits: the bird speaks in playscripts and poetry, and once you’ll even be set comprehension questions. It seems there’s nothing he won’t try; you can decide for yourself whether that applies to the bird of the author.

This is all well and good: the metafiction, the interactivity, the humour and so on. But it’s nothing without the heart. At the centre of Grief Is The Thing With Feathers is poignancy and love. Again, it would be a crime to give too much away and deprive anyone of the opportunity to be hit first-hand with every emotional punch it throws. As such, this will be as brief as an English student can make it. Grief realises its feeling, once more, in the particularity. In every sense – it’s semiotics, it’s tone, and most importantly, it’s details – the piece is full of texture. Porter seems uniquely able to find universal emotion in individuated moments: scents and sounds that were once commonplace slowly fading away. Ultimately, this is his greatest strength; the specificity makes it all real, all material, all felt.

Somehow, all of this fits into just over 100 pages. If we could call it a novel – or even a novella – it’s extraordinarily short. Recalling the first time I read Grief, on a thankfully empty train, I’m very glad no one was present to witness what must have been a harrowing and confusing parade of expressions as I progressed. It’s a few hours I will never regret. To anyone considering reading, I have three pieces of advice: first, find yourself somewhere secluded; second, allocate your heart and your head some good time to recover; third and finally, situate yourself near a bookshop so that you can satisfy the inevitable craving to read Porter’s full novel, Lanny, and probably pre-order his new collection, The Death of Francis Bacon, immediately after finishing.

Artwork Credits: Amir Pachhadze