College football mind-games
The Secret College Footballer mulls over the tactical battles of any given Monday
Cliché of the week: “Nadal is past it”
The Spaniard still has plenty left in the tank, writes Jorge Lopez Llorente
Cliché of the week: “He’s really enjoying his football at the moment”
Barnaby Harrison tries to unpack a seemingly mindless phrase for cliché of the week
Cliché of the week: “Without troubling the scorers”
An early dismissal is actually the stuff of nightmares for scorers, writes Matt Roller
Cliché of the week: “Where’s the cue ball going?”
James Lamming pleads with John Virgo to cease from using his favourite catchphrase
Cliché of the week: “Relegation six-pointer”
Daniel Bingham wishes the media would stop trying to make Burnley vs Palace seem important
Cliché of the Week: “Top, top player”
Daniel Bingham claims to have solved the issue of repetitive punditry with the help of Michael Gove
Cliché of the week: ‘If Messi had scored that’
Matt Roller says that great goals are even more special when scored by average players
